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Published: 2023-11-10 17:00:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 21991; Favourites: 95; Downloads: 0
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October wasn't just a posting month for me. I also commissioned new art! Rachel here is getting into the recent Porygon-Z crazy that Donedon (AKA Pobblebonked) started, though it seems like she needs some time to adjust to not having legs.
Or a mouth.
Please, go give Donedon some love, she's fantastic. Excellent turns-girls-into-fun-shapes artist. You can find her here! ( twitter.com/Pobblebonked)
I also wrote something to go with this, though I admit it's rough and a little sophomoric of me to write something for a piece without necessarily getting the artist's input on it. It's dumb and cute, and there's no real way to introduce except as a tribute to her. Please enjoy!
[h1][center]DIGIDUCK STORY[/center][/h1]
On all-Hallows-Eve, Rachel Manasarovar, xenobiologist and horny girlfailure, downloaded what she thought was a zip file with spooky fonts in it.
What she got was a duck.
A Porygon-Z, to be precise.
This is what happened next.
Rachel: Oh gosh, um. Hey. You’re cool, but how the fuck did you get into my computer?
Pobblebonked (also known as Em): Pory poryyyyy!
[Gon-Em used Conversion3!]
R: No offense, I can’t understand that at all. Do you have subtitles? And how did you make that pop-up, that’s really bizarre.
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[SFX: PiiiiipipipipipiiiiyuuuUuuUuuu…]
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R: Ohhh here I go floating again.
P: Pory! 030
R: What happened to my legs? And what’s that wireframe doing in there, you’re supposed to be bones, not-
--
[SFX: Buu-WOOMP]
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R: OOoough! H-hey!
P: Por poryyy! ;A;
R: Yes, it did help. Is that a tail?
P: Pory! =3=
R: Well I’m glad we agree, but that’s a tail. It’s all swishy! A-and long and turquoise-looking! Or is that seafoam? I can’t tell.
P: Puh pory pory!
R: Right right.
P: Pory? o2o
R: No, I don’t know why my fingers are taking so long to- HEY!
P: Ry-hee-hee-hee~. e3e
R: Wait, those are my hands! I need those!
P: Pory!! Gon gon pory!
R: Nghhh, this feels weird!! Ohhh, they’re flattening up. And my legs are…
P: Pory-gon, pory pory. u3u
R: I mean, I guess they’re not that important if I can float, but what about my ass? MMGH. O-oohhh, nevermind, nevermind! There it goes.
P: Puh-pory, porygon gon gon. o3o
R: What, pink? On my face? Uh oh. Where’s the mirror, where’s the mirror…?
P: Pory!
R: Uoohhhghh, I can feel it in my nose. Is that my eye? It’s yellow!
P: Pory pory!
R: Well, I’d describe it as manic, to be honest. Aww, geez, it got my nose too, it’s sticking so far out and… aaahhh no, no no, I think it’s… it’s converting my bytes. It’s in there. Really in there! Ohh, my mouf feelsh so tight I cann’ tawk. Itshh shealing up, I can’t-
P: Porygon!
R: Puh… puuuwaaaaaaaaaaaaahpoorrrygoonnnnn!
P: Porrryy! \o/
--
[SFX: bit-crushed ‘huffs’]
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[SFX: ‘huffs’ taper off]
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R: Pory-pory gon…?
(What happened to me…?)
P: Poryyyy puh pory, porygon!!
(I used Conversion3, dummygon!)
R: Aporry…? Pory pory porygon, orry-pory gon...
(Ahuh…? I guess that’s why I’m, like, 64 separate polygons…)
P: Pory!
(128, actually!)
R: Porygon?
(Wait, really?)
P: Porygon, pory pory puh porygon, porygon! Pory pory porygon pory, puh pory-gon. Porygon porygon. Pory-pory gon!
(Yeah yeah, we’re 7th gen 3D models, how cool is that! It did take a wee bit to reformat your code, but it’s fine. I’m sure it’s fine. You turned out great!)
R: Porry pory pory, porygon…
(This is kind of fun now that I’m floating around here…)
P: Poryyy-ry-ry~.
(Eeheehee~.)
R: Porygon. Gon-EM, Porygon pory? Porygon.
(Wait a second. Gon-EM, is there a gender code anywhere? I don’t see one.)*
*It is at this point the scriptwriter surreptitiously erases the gender mark on the Porygon-RA’s character profile. The effect is retroactive.
P: Pory, puh-porygon pory.
(Oh, Porygons don’t have genders.)
R: Porygon? Puh-puh-puh, porygon, pory…?
(We don’t? I-I-I mean, they don’t…? Am I it?)
P: Porygon, Gon-RA! Porr-pory pory gon pory? Pory porygon.
(Of course, Gon-RA! Have you ever heard of a digi-duck with a gender? Genders are for other Pokemon.)
R: Porrrr, puh Gon-RA, gon Gon-Ra!
(Heeeey, my name is Gon-RA, not Gon-RA!)
P: Porygon!
(That’s what I said!)
R: Gon gon, pory pory… ry ry gon, porygon-gon.
(Nuh-uh, you said… oh wow, I really did-gon** formatted.)
**Some Pokemon sounds do not have human language equivalents. When humans start to make these sounds, it is a good sign of language acquisition with their new species, or quite possibly becoming Pocket Monster-brained. For this reason, we have left the relevant syllables in for readability.
P: Puh-on, pory?
(It’s so gon, right?)
R: Porygon, gon.
(Really kind gon, gon.)
P: Puh porygon pory pory pory?
(untelligible)
R: Pory poryyyy!
(untelligible)
P: Porygon por-yy-gon!
(untelligible)
R: Gon gon gon, porygon!
(untelligible)
P: Poh-gon, pory pory gon?
(Oh gon, you know who might gon this?)
R: Pory? Yyy, gon, gon gon porygon pory.
(Huh? Hee, sorry, I’m gonning so hard I gon myself for a second.)
P: Gon, porygon.
(There’s this guy.)
R: Pory pory?
(Yeah yeah?)
P: Porygon gon pory.
(They’re reading this story on the internet.)
R: Poryyy?
(Ooooh, yeah?)
P: Puh-uh-uh pory porygon porygon.
(And it’s all about these girls who turned into genderless digiduck Pokemon.)
R: Porr, puh-pory porygon? Porygon porygon?
(Oh, you mean that person right there? The one reading our subtitles?)
P: Gonnnnn. Pory, puh pory pory? Porygon gon?
(Yeeaaaaahhh. Hey guy, hey, you like this? You like how we look?)
R: Poryyyy~gon!
(Heyyyyy~gon!)
P: Gon, puh-pory-orry. Pory pory gon…
(Great, because lemme tell you. I kinda gon to spread this around…)
R: Pory-gonnn~. Pory gon gon porr!
(Uh ohhh~. I didn’t gon that we were viruses!)
P: Gon,puh-pory pory porygon. Poryyy? Puh-pory puh-pory porygon, gon?
(Me either, but I’m gonning a little infectious. How about you-gon? Don’t tell me you’re too good to open an unsolicited email, huh?)
R: Porygon pory-goooon…
(It’s just a little data shuffle, you’ll be fiiiine…)
Beware the chitter of bit-crushed giggles. You never know when a wild digiduck might cross your path…
