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Eeba-ism — ... If only it ended this way
Published: 2008-08-05 08:37:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 21439; Favourites: 462; Downloads: 133
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So Breaking Dawn came out down under yesterday. I've already read all the spoilers.. (AS IF I'd actually read the book) and I hope against hope once the fans have read it they'll realise the error of their squealing-ways.Anyway. My picture. Would you perhaps like to know why Edward is dressed like some muscle-bound, idealised hunk from the cover of a badly-written romance? THIS IS WHY: [link] ... I thought it was a joke for a good five minutes.
What were they thinking when they cast him as Edward? Clearly this man would have been a better choice: [link] .... once you've clicked that.. and you've returned here to flame me for my opinion.. think carefully about what that man has to say.
I know you'll agree with me eventually. After all, he sure has got the right hair!
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I couldn't agree more. Gah, it still makes me laugh.
No problem
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This is brilliant
my pairings are so much weirder:
Tanya x Edward
Jacob x Tanya
Emily x Embry
Bella z Tyler
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I would totally have finished Twilight if it was this amusing 8D
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I hate Twilight, but I actually like the idea of EdXJacob, as long as Bella ends up very dead. I love Jake's tail in the third panel.
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EdXJacob would solve all the problems in those books.. if they just chose each other Bella wouldn't have to be involved at all xDD
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I know! I could almost see Edward being likable if he fell in love with someone like Jacob who wouldn't let him push him around or spend so much time whining. Not to mention, Jacob could fight back against Edward if need be, so there wouldn't be all of that "oh, I'm danjoorus!" trash in the books.
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I hunger for more EdwardJacob. I believe I shall start writing fanfiction to promote the pairing, if only to see how many trolls and flamers will come trying to bust my door with a battering ram.
Great job! I especially like that third pannel. <3
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Ah trolls.. how they amuse me. For sure your efforts would be ridden with them.. Twilight just has too many crazy fans
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It's so worth it.
Oh, btw, prepare to be faved.
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You are most certainly welcome. You DO deserve it after all
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d'oh!
he's TOTALLY a better choice for ed! 8D
honestly.
the guy they picked for edward?
EPIC. PHAILURE.
great comic XD
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In the end I didn't mind Robert Pattison as much as I thought I would.. he didn't really look the part, but he made Edward seem like an unhinged stalker.. and I liked that xDD
Heh, thankyou
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hahahaha, i'm totally team jacob, so
anything making edward look silly or retarded
makes me laugh
you're welcome XD
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lols, even as a twi-fan, this is awesome!!!
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Thankyou
I appreciate you for being an open-minded twi-fan.. you guys are awesome c:
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^^
No prob.
IT'S SUCH A CUTE PIC!! XD
I'm slowly being turned into an edwob fan...
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XD Why couldn't that be the ending?! Why?!!!
Oh wait... I know, because it would be to good of an ending for the series.
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Well, considering how crack-filled Breaking Dawn was this kind of thing wouldn't have been astray xDD Your friends are smart cookies
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You prejudiced? Or just against Edward/Jacob?
The latter is understandable. The aforementioned is not.
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i just like bella/ed, thats why.
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i whole-heartedly agree: Rick Astley would have been a FAR superior Edward than that guy from Harry Potter with the funny eyebrows
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Funny eyebrows? I hadn't noticed his funny eyebrows because I've been distracted by his RIDICULOUS hair ... I'm seeing the movie tonight.. now all I'll be able to see are his eyebrows xDD
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Ya Jakes so bringing sexy back lol but anyway great comic I have to say though i think that Jake can do much better than edward but it would have sent million of fan girls into cardiac arrest if it end like this... not a bad idea... anyway I'm so sick of all the crazy fan girls that this comic is very refreshing nice job.
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Oh, you're so right - thank god this picture is only crack, because Jake could do miles better than Edward xDD
And thankyou
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You mean . . . it didn't end this way?
I knew there was a reason I never liked those books.
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Well, you can't be blamed for thinking it might've ended this way.. lord only knows the fourth book read like bad crack fan fiction xDD
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*squeals* YES! YES! Oh Gawd, that book would have rocked my world if this had happened!
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Ah.. but it might not have been too good for the real Twilight fans xD
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Well, that plot twist would have made as much sense as any in Book 4.
Twilight would have been a lot more bearable with slash.
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Lol! Which superior vampire novel were you speaking of? XD
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Lol! Love the series. Lestat is my fave. XD Rockstar vampire is just sexy.
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Amazing job, Eeba-ism!
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Thankyou very much
... and aye.. Lestat/Louis trumps Edward/Jacob any day xD
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That's brilliant! I love Jacob+Edward. Screw Bella and her toaster-like personality. xD
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