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Narrator: How to play an RPG! First what you should do is listen to a 2 hour opening story!Goofy: Gawrsh! 2 hours?...
Narrator: Don't give up now! this is just the beginning!
(2 hours later)
Goofy: OK! let's start this adventure! where do I start?...
Narrator: The first step is for you to go to the town to look for information!
(After interrogating everyone in town)
Goofy: OK! I've talked to everyone in town and no one has said anything useful to me!
Narrator: Don't fret my noble knight! that's part of the fun!
Goofy: Fun?...
Narrator: What you should do now is go to a guild to meet a sexy barmaid so she can give you a sidequest!
Goofy: Iac! a sexy barmaid?...
(After the sidequest)
Goofy: This seemed useless to me!
Narrator: It wasn't useless! at least you met that beautiful busty barmaid!
Goofy: Iac!
Narrator: Now you need to find a dungeon to find treasures!
Goofy: Treasures?
Narrator: Yes! That way you can get rich and you can have all the busty women with pointy ears you want!
Goofy: Gawrsh! Where do I find a dungeon?
Narrator: Take it easy noble knight! first you need a good armor! a good sword! helmet! shield! and ointment for burns!
Goofy: Ointment for burns?
Narrator: Of course! after all, you will face a dragon at the end of the dungeon!
Goofy: DRAGON?!!!
Narrator: Don't worry! this will be easy for you! But first you'll have to do more sidequests to earn enough gold to buy those items!
(After several sidequests)
Narrator: Well done noble knight! time to explore the dungeon!
(After being defeated numerous times in the dungeon)
Goofy: I did everything you said and I'm still doing poorly!
Narrator: Calm noble knight! Here's a basic secret to defeating an RPG the easy way! All you need to do is to grind!
Goofy: Grind?
Narrator: That's right! you must defeat numerous monsters to level up! that will be much easier!
Goofy: Gawrsh!
(After 30 hours of grinding, Goofy reaches the end of the dungeon and defeats the dragon)
Narrator: Good job noble knight!
Goofy: What do I do now?
Narrator: Simple! All you have to do is grind more and more to explore more dungeons and defeat more bosses!
Goofy: Gawrsh...
