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Published: 2015-08-09 23:01:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 521; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 0
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Why you shouldn't let Devo into the kitchen.....Related content
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Kanaya: giggles * I'll help you
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Devo: Thank you... I'm not really sure how this happened...
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Kanaya: * take the vegetables off his scissor hands*
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Devo: Thanks a bunch *laughs*
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Kanaya: anything for a friend.
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Devo: I have made a huge mistake...
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Bishop: May I ask what you intended to do with those?
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Devo: I was going to make food.... I have failed....
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Bishop: May I ask how you eat?
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Devo: like anyone else. It gets very very messy.
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Bishop: No no no, like, do you ever remove your handwear to eat? I'm sure your hands get pretty sweaty. And it must be a pain to kebab all your food.
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Devo: I don't think I can take them off... The tape is pretty stuck... also my hands are nothing but a bloody, shredded mess underneath. That's ok though. I like my new hands a lot better. They're good for cutting.
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Bishop:..........Well.......... I'm sure it would be painful either way.
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Devo: *laughs* Pain is something I got used to haha
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Bishop: I guess pain tolerance is required for yellow class....
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Devo: That's why I'm there haha
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Bishop: Yellow class suits you quite well, y'know. No offense, but I can't see you rockin' a blue or green tie and coat.
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Devo: Im taking that as a compliment.
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Bishop: You really should. Although, in a way we are all the same, regardless of whatever color class we're in.
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Devo: yes i suppose so
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Bishop: Regardless of who we are, we're still murderers, none the less
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Devo: heh thats why I love this place
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Bishop: Shooting an arrow through some fuckers throat ever once in a while isn't that bad of a job when you think about it.....
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Devo: sounds entertaining... I prefer something more.... messyΒ
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Bishop: Suffering isn't my kind of thing.... Unless they deserve it.
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Devo: Hm to each their own
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Bishop: Touche....
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