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Saren says to Garus, 'That was awesome!'

I've been wasting way too much time with the Mass Effect Plot Generator [link] (try it, it's awesome!).
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Comments: 219

Rafalskimi In reply to ??? [2011-03-03 03:46:19 +0000 UTC]

Close, but no cigar. XD

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raen86 [2011-03-02 14:55:16 +0000 UTC]

clearly they broke up and that's way at the start Garrus is so mad at Saren...

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alooper21 In reply to raen86 [2011-03-02 20:20:07 +0000 UTC]

well, saren was gay, but pretended not to be in order to not break garrus heart, but garrus found out and, loving saren too much, said "i'll take some hormones infusions and become a male", but saren found the right female after that and came back to his senses. so this is when garrus, who didn't had enough money to turn back to female, swore revenge to kill saren and benezia.

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raen86 In reply to alooper21 [2011-03-07 21:24:47 +0000 UTC]

epic plot

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alooper21 In reply to raen86 [2011-03-08 17:47:14 +0000 UTC]

i know! And they refused it!!! Chosing instead this cheap storey we all got to play in the end, with rogue spectres and all

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raen86 In reply to alooper21 [2011-03-09 13:12:23 +0000 UTC]

commercial choices...lack of fantasy...bad taste...this is a sad world!
I'll vote for you on the next Mass Effect story-writer election!!!!

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alooper21 In reply to raen86 [2011-03-09 21:56:41 +0000 UTC]

thank you! finally the awakening age is here! we shall not accept to be fed with crap by the (multi)media mamoths anymore! we will prevail!

horray! and long live the king! and saren! and all that...

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raen86 In reply to alooper21 [2011-03-10 10:30:09 +0000 UTC]

Amen!

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alooper21 In reply to raen86 [2011-03-10 20:09:47 +0000 UTC]

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Verdunstungska3lte [2011-03-02 14:52:45 +0000 UTC]

I just made the most unholy sounds with my nose.
Thank you for this U'8

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Nekala In reply to ??? [2011-03-02 14:52:38 +0000 UTC]

Cannot unsee!

seriously though, this is pretty funny. Now I'm going to be spending the rest of my day with this plot generator. It's pretty addicting.

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farairaifa [2011-03-02 14:51:07 +0000 UTC]

Am I the only one who loled my ass of after I saw this?

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radikhal-ed In reply to farairaifa [2011-03-03 02:56:13 +0000 UTC]

I TOO LOLED MY ASS OFF. This is hilarious.

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farairaifa In reply to radikhal-ed [2011-03-03 04:33:46 +0000 UTC]

Ikr!? I mean... what a twist!

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radikhal-ed In reply to radikhal-ed [2011-03-03 02:56:38 +0000 UTC]

LOL Garrus' face.

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Jigg007 [2011-03-02 14:49:46 +0000 UTC]

The cinnamon toast crunch I was eating is now all over my desk, thank you.

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Pokeyglin In reply to Jigg007 [2011-03-02 18:48:04 +0000 UTC]



I'm sorry XD

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Zerenitia In reply to Jigg007 [2011-03-02 18:39:09 +0000 UTC]

And that fact alone just made me laugh just as much if not more than this pic did.

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