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Eternal-Violet-Void — Dirty Minded Hawk (Steve Rogers X Reader)
Published: 2013-07-11 11:25:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 94200; Favourites: 1371; Downloads: 0
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Clint walked into the living room only to stop dead silent from what he saw.Only your head and shoulders were visible over the couch. He could hear you and Steve panting and see your face flushed. You bounced up and down, your (h/c) ponytail following you as well.
"Steve we have been going at this for 2 hours, maybe we should take a break" you panted.
Clint was horrified.
"N-no I'm close, I can do this!" Steve replied breathless.
The archer thought he was going to throw up his breakfast.
"Umpf" Steve grunted and you sighed before falling to the ground, your head and shoulders disappearing behind the couch.
"..." Clint walked out of the living room before stomping back in. "Geez I wonder what (Name) and Steve are doing" His eyes were squeezed shut as he rounded the couch.
"Hey Clint what's up?" You asked. The spy's eyes shot open to see both of you sitting next to each other on the floor. Still clothed."What were you guys doing?" He asked innocent yet cautiously.
"I ran a 6 miles with Steve and he wanted to make it to 300 push-ups with me sitting on his back." You smiled. "And I did" Steve added.
Your smile faltered as you and Steve tried to wake up the suddenly unconscious Clint.
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Comments: 239
Tweety bird... you have a very dirty mind..
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tweety yes
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Dammit Clint why the fuck are you like that...
well, I cant blame you I think like that too sometimes
great story by the way!
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What do you mean didn't do well?!?!? I LOLED sooooo hard!
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Really Clint? I can stand your shipping moments but this? What the heck? Since I am replacing the reader with my MOC, Eira, her and Steve are cousins.
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"CLINT YOU PERV!!!" *MAKA COMES* (do not ask me why) "MAKAAAA CHOP!" *MAKA LEAVES*
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*In the distance*
"W-Why do I have this uneasy feeling? It's as if...Maka..wait! Where's Maka!?" As if on cue, a shiver went down Souls spine. "D-Did she..use..her chop? Tch. I'm paranoid! I'm so not cool!." (Haha. What am I doing xD)
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*Maka walks in* "Soul, i'm back~" *holding a bloody book in one hand*
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Oh my....WTAF CLINT XDDD SERVES YOU RIGHT
This was awesome also
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Hahahahaha OK I-hahahaha woo OK me and Clint think way to similar....
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What i do at 2 in the morning listening to fnaf music.
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That would freak me out. I wouldn't be able to sleep. I applaud your bravery!
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I have won a medal for it, thank you. XD
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Ha as if I would ever run that far unless required!
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This. Was. Hilarious!!!!!xD I love how it was written so it was implied in that way and of course Clint found them. If you were going for funny you nailed it!
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Gosh, thank you!
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This made me laugh so hard!xD I wanna start reading more of your stories but do u have any you'd recommend in particular to start with?
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Oh boy, I've written a whole lot of crap.
All my work is sorted into folders though.
As for recommendations, erm, I guess it depends on who you're into. Lol.
Here is my gallery. eternal-violet-void.deviantart…
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Okay thanks then
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I so need a good laugh today and this was it. Clint and I were on the same brain frequency.
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Oh my god Clint, get your mind out of the gutter! 
To be honest, for a moment I thought something WAS going on. I've got to get MY mind out of the gutter...
Still funny though!
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I thought of something crazy:
*Clint walks down the hall with a bag of chips and hears mine and Steve's voices*
Me: Oh Steve that feels soooo good.... lower.... a little lower.... oh yeahhh
Steve: You like it don't you?
Clint: *listens out my bedroom door* Oh my god what are they doing?
*suddenly Tony is next to Clint*
Tony: Oh hey Clint what are you doing?
Clint: I think they're doing it
*in my room*
Me: Oh yes, I love it, it feels amazing
Steve: You know you love it
Me: Fuck yeah, you're so good at this
*out in the hall*
Tony: Clint I think I know what you mean, she just dropped the F-bomb, I'm going inside, I've got the phone ready
Clint: Tony no!
Tony: Tony yes! I'm going in *opens the door and starts recording* Hey guys! What's up?
Clint: Tony! Oh.... hey guys, what are you doing?
Me: Oh hey, Steve is giving my a foot rub, it's so relaxing
Steve: Yeah, she gave me a shoulder rub earlier, she didn't have to do that but I appreciate it so I returned the favor and gave her a foot rub
Me: Yep
Tony: Aww damn it! Now I gotta delete the video, I'm outta here! *walks out*
Clint: Well I should leave you guys alone, bye
Me: Oh ok, bye
Clint: See ya *walks out and shuts the door*
Steve: What was that about?
Me: I have no idea, but I'm glad they left
Steve: So am I babe, so am I *gets up and locks the door*
Me: Kiss me baby *pulls him closer*
Steve: Oh I will *kisses me like crazy* Where else do you want me to massage you?
Me: Chest and thighs would be perfect
Steve: How about in between those thighs
Me: I'll do the same with you
Steve: That would be perfect 
Me: Who gives a fuck about Tony anyways?
Steve: I certainly don't
Me: Me neither, but it's Clint that we have to worry about, I mean he could be watching us through the vent
Steve: Let him watch
Me: Yeah let's scar him for life
Steve: Yeah
Let's just say they've been going at it for 2 hours and Clint's reaction was priceless
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.... Uh I'm going to wash my eyes out with bleach. And then go hide in the vents with Clint
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"let's scar him for life"
sounds like me
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Oh my god Clint xD
Don't worry I was thinking wrong too quq
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CLINT!!!!!STEVE'S MIND IS TOO INNOCENT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Or is he. . .
(Laughing like a maniac in the background)
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I like this comment, its funny and relates to my thoughts after I read the fic
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That moment when you're sitting in a hotel room with your family, laughing out loud dying.
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LOL. The best kind of misunderstanding the situation.
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well im in detention now thank you. ( I was in class reading this when I accidently laughed out loud while the teacher was doing a lecture). Firetruck.
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I am so sorry. xD
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