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grieverwings In reply to ??? [2006-05-31 04:20:19 +0000 UTC]

Auron: -sarcastically- Oh, I wonder who it could be...
Axel: WHO IS IT!?
Tonks: Fine. -rolls up sleeves, casts numerous spells- Okay, there's a castle a mile from here to the north, a carraige is waiting outside, and there's a dress and a tiara waiting on that chair. -points-
Auron: A dress? We definetly have to take pictures...

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-05-31 04:27:00 +0000 UTC]

ROFL and a Tiara! -runs off to steal one of Dad's old cameras- if we use digital, she can't destroy the negatives...OOO 'nother idea...-runs off again to steal Dad's model makeup- I can't put on makeup for crap, one of you will have to do it.

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-05-31 22:12:55 +0000 UTC]

Auron: -sigh- You wouldn't believe what they'd teach you when you were training to be a warrior monk... I'll do it.
Axel: ...dude, that's sick...
Auron: Now we need to get that SOMEONE to put on stupid princey clothes and go with her to the ball...
Axel: DOOD WHO IS IT!?
Auron: -picks up the phonebook-

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-01 01:41:00 +0000 UTC]

I'll go steal an xbox...

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-01 21:56:50 +0000 UTC]

Auron: ...oh God, you can't mean...
Axel: HAHAHAHAHATOOFUNNYOMGYAY
Auron: I don't think she'll take too kindly to the photos.
Rwyter: -hums girly song and goes to squeal over dress- OMG PERFECT DRESS FOR PRINCESS FLUFFERS!

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-01 22:38:08 +0000 UTC]

ROFL well, she may not be Casey, but let's face it, Casey doesn't like him in that way XD Maybe we could hypnotize him or something...

-runs over to his neighborhood- OMG HI BAD PEOPLE, PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME! ACK -dodges bullets- holy...-knocks on door- HI MR. BORG! Can I talk to Kolby? XD I uh...have something for him.

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-01 23:36:00 +0000 UTC]

LOLNESS
Auron: ..well... let's get Rwyter changed.
Axel: We can't be in the same ROOM! It's not appropriate for a princess to be in the same room as two guys when she's getting changed!
Auron: PLEASE. She flings her BRAS at you.
Axel: -smiles- Your tiara is over there as well, princess. -leaves-
Rwyter: -hums girlish song somemore- Hee hee!

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-01 23:57:46 +0000 UTC]

Kolby: ...what are you doing at my house?
Me: HIIIII -waves-
Kolby: ...loser.
Me: I HAVE AN XBOX SEE LOOK.
Kolby: ...I HAVE an xbox.
Me: 'KAY! -grabs his wrist and runs-
Kolby: HEY!

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-02 04:29:24 +0000 UTC]

Rwyter: la la la la... la la la la la... -comes out in horrendously pink dress- OOH is floofy... -puts on tiara- YOu can come in noooww! ^^
Auron: -walks in- Make up time.
Axel: OMG IT'S LIKE NAKED TIME ONLY MAKE-UP TIME!
Auron: NO. NO naked time.

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-02 04:42:16 +0000 UTC]

...yeah, no naked time. PLEASE.

-drags Kolby into room- OKAY I PICKED UP SOME POOFY PANTS TOO! ...I'm not dressing him.
Kolby: WHAT
Me: -runs off- YOUR PROBLEM NOW, I BROUGHT HIM HERE!

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-02 23:09:45 +0000 UTC]

Axel: ...man, I wasn't going to do naked time or something, I was just SAYING...
Auron: He can dress himself!
Rwyter: -hum- I'll just go outside...

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-03 00:11:40 +0000 UTC]

-skips ahead to where we left off last night-

OKAY EVERYONE IN THE CARRIAGE! -shoves everyone in-

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-03 01:14:53 +0000 UTC]

Rwyter: la la la la... la la la la la...
Sephiroth: ........ -glareglareglare-
Auron: She doesn't like you anymore.
Axel: GET OVER IT RETARD.
Rwyter: TARDED-DUH.
Auron: She's getting some of her true self back!

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-03 05:06:30 +0000 UTC]

uhhh oh...OFF TO UNICORN CASTLE! -flicks reins to horsies go fast-

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-03 06:12:53 +0000 UTC]

Rwyter: ...phil!
Auron: ... -smacks her with phonebook-
Rwyter: My daddy drives a bus! -collapses-
Axel: ha ha... funny...
Sephiroth: YOU DID DAMAGE TO HER PERFECT HEAD YOU LOOSER! -smacks-
Auron: What planet did you come from that makes you think she was perfect!?

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-03 06:30:17 +0000 UTC]

ROFL smack him with the phonebook too!!!
Kolby: ...where are we going?
Me: TO CASTLE UNICORN FOR YOUR WEDDING.
Kolby: oh, okay ^^
Me: XD this is too funny. -pokes his poofy pants-

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-03 16:13:37 +0000 UTC]

Auron: Good idea! -hits him with phonebook-
Sephiroth: -is whacked- ... -flops over-
Rwyter: -sits back up- Ah... is that Unicorn Castle over the hill?
Axel: ^^ Yes it is.
Sephiroth: -murmuring in his sleep- copycat... white... thong... feather...
Auron: ....... -.O'

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-04 00:46:40 +0000 UTC]

Me: Dirty boy, talking about THONGS...-whacks him with phonebook too- OKAY, here we are! Hey, we need someone to be the priest guy who marries the two....
Kolby: ...thong? o.o;;

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-04 01:00:27 +0000 UTC]

Auron: ...I think he was talking about the girly villain Kuja... -hits him one more time for good measure-
Axel: It doesn't have to be a REAL priest, does it?

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-04 02:44:28 +0000 UTC]

no, especially since this isn't a real wedding. You don't even need a priest to get married in real life! ...so who's gonna be the priest dude?

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-04 04:30:28 +0000 UTC]

((OMG -glomps sephiroth repeatedly- For me, it takes me to watch ONE fight scene with him for me to get obsessed again. DROOOOOOL))
Axel: ... oh no...
Auron: Oh, yes. -hands him a bible-
Axel: -thinks fast- Uh, wouldn't it be funnier if, like, Seth did it or something? Cause he's, like, allergic to this stuff...

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-04 06:25:22 +0000 UTC]

Seth: I can't go inside churches...
Me: it's not in a church, it's in the CASTLE.
Seth: well, I sure as hell am not saying any prayers or holding any holy stuff.
me: Okay, think drive-through wedding then. I doubt they have to touch/do holy stuff.
Seth: I AM NOT DOING IT -runs off-
Me: -sigh-

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-04 07:52:09 +0000 UTC]

Axel: aw, man...
Auron: You're doing it. Deal with it.

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-04 08:04:46 +0000 UTC]

Me: OKAY INSIDE NOW -drags Kolby-

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-04 09:31:01 +0000 UTC]

Rwyter: -skips along- What about Mr. White-Haired man?
Sephiroth: -drool comes out mouth-

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-04 10:35:45 +0000 UTC]

uh...he'll be fine out here.

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-04 22:06:41 +0000 UTC]

Sephiroth: MOMMY I WANT A PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE -rolls over-
Auron: ...idiot. -walks into the castle- Wow... Tonks really outdid herself.
Axel: It looks so freakin' REAL...

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-04 22:32:57 +0000 UTC]

ccoooolll...
Seth: This is almost like a pink version of Dracula's castle..
Me: yes, Dracula has lots of black ponies all over his castle.
Seth: black DEMON ponies....

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-05 00:13:41 +0000 UTC]

-cracks up-
Rwyter: PRETTY -skips around-
Axel: ... I DUNWANNA! -tries to run away-

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-05 00:53:55 +0000 UTC]

-tackles him- YOU'RE MARRYING THEM. ...where's Tonks? We need her to wake them back up at the right moment!

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-05 02:19:10 +0000 UTC]

Tonks: I'm right here... I can apparate, goodness.
Rwyter: SWINGY SWINGY SWINGY GIRLY GIRLY GIRLY

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-05 05:13:30 +0000 UTC]

well, I can't, so I have trouble remembering those wizard things you guys do. Okay, Axel, you get up here -moves him to front- and Princess you stand on this side -pushes Rwyter to side- and Prince Poofypants -giggle- you stand here. -moves him- NOW! Here's the book thingy you have to read -hands Axel marrage book thing- and stop before you actually marry them. Auron and Tonks...and Mr. drooly jealous man....can sit in the audience. -throws Auron camera- Here we go!

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-07 03:32:06 +0000 UTC]

ROFL Mr. Drooly Jealous Man: -drools and sits in seat- MMkay...
Auron: ... how do you use a camera?
Tonks: ...you are a muggle, aren't you?
Auron: ...whatever.
Axel: I DUNWANNAAAAA poop. -opens book-

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-07 05:17:55 +0000 UTC]

uh...okay, since I don't really have anymore parts in this, I guess I can do the camera.

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-07 19:13:16 +0000 UTC]

Axel: -stares at book- ...is this supposed to be English?
Auron: JUST read it.
Axel: ...fine... Dearly be-loved, we are gathered here today to... uh... san-tee-fie...
Auron: SANCTIFY.
Axel: ...sanctify or whatever the union of Princess Fluffers and Prince Poofypants. -skips several minutes of mindless banter- Who's got the freakin' ring!?

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-07 20:25:43 +0000 UTC]

dood...TONKS WE NEED A RING! we can wake them up when they're touching hands and putting the rings on XD

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-07 21:21:28 +0000 UTC]

Tonks: -sigh- How the innocent must long-suffer... -conjures up two rings- Here, go nuts. -hands m00fin the rings-
Auron: -points- She does. -to m00fin- We're going to have to tape Sephiroth's mouth shut if the "priest" gets as far as "does anyone have any objections".

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-07 22:47:36 +0000 UTC]

LMAO I was drinking water as I read that last part, and I almost choked on it XD

okay, I think I have some duct tape. -slaps peace of tape over Sephiroth's mouth- -hands Rwyter and Kolby rings- okay Axel, continue...-takes pictures-

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-08 02:03:08 +0000 UTC]

Sephiroth: OWPH PHAT'S MAH SHARCHASTYC TAWKIN' MOUF!
Axel: -sigh- Do you, Princess Fluf-
Sephiroth: -sniggers-
Axel: ...is he high off something? -cough- Fluffer-
Sephiroth: -sniggers-
Axel: -.- Fluff-
Sephiroth: -bursts out laughing-

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-08 04:26:25 +0000 UTC]

HEY! -slaps another piece of tape over his mouth-

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-08 19:10:52 +0000 UTC]

Axel: -.-' Okay, whatever. Princess Fluffers, do you take Prince Poofy Pants to be your -coughcough-somewhat-coughcough- lawful husband?
Fluffers: I do! ^^
Auron: Oh, how sweet. -sarcasm sarcasm-

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-09 00:03:23 +0000 UTC]

when do you do the rings? like...now, right? DO TEH RINGS! -takes more pictures-

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-09 03:26:39 +0000 UTC]

Axel: -chucks a chakram at you- Shut up. -ahem- Do you, Prince Poofy Pants, to be your whatever wife?
Auron: ...he is so dead after this sermon...
Sephiroth: MMMMMPPPPHHHHHHH!

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-09 05:38:11 +0000 UTC]

Kolby: uh...yeah...
Me: XD okay, wake them up like...now!

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-09 06:13:47 +0000 UTC]

Axel: Shut up, not yet! I'm not missing the chance to have Sephiroth make a dork out of himself and be able to take pictures! -cough- Before these two are wed, does anyone have any objections?
Auron: -waits for Sephiroth to act like a dork-
Sephiroth: -waits for someone to peel the tape off his mouth-

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-09 07:40:48 +0000 UTC]

...I'm not peeling it off unless you want me to rip it off. I'll wax your mustache for free though!

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-09 21:39:23 +0000 UTC]

Auron: -sighs, rips it off-
Sephiroth: ...I don't have a mustache! -goes down on bended knee- RWYTER, DON'T MARRY THIS LOSER! I LOOOVE YOOOOOOU!
Auron: NOW!
Tonks: -switches them back-
Rwyter: ...what the...? SEPHIROTH!? WHAT DO YOU WANT!? -chucks rock (wherever a rock came from) at his head-

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-09 23:37:42 +0000 UTC]

DOOD, she only noticed Sephiroth!! SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THAT SHE AND KOLBY ALMOST GOT MARRIED!!
Kolby: -jerks hand back- WHAT?? -shudders like mad-

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grieverwings In reply to explodingmuffins [2006-06-11 03:09:55 +0000 UTC]

Rwyter: What the hell is your- what? -looks down, looks at Kolby- ...AAAAAAAUUUGGHH! -screams for a minute straight-
Axel: -covers ears-
Auron: -.^ Have some wedding cake, Rwyter. Or should I say, Princess Fluffers.
Tonks: My job is done. -apparates away-
Sephiroth: -clings to her leg- OH KREESTYN MY KREESTYN I LOVE YU SO MUCH!
Rwyter: OMG GET OFF YOU FREAK! -kicks him in the face-

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explodingmuffins In reply to grieverwings [2006-06-11 03:26:06 +0000 UTC]

ROFL that was the funniest thing ever! -beats him with phonebook-

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