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Published: 2013-10-08 14:01:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 71186; Favourites: 552; Downloads: 0
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Oh Jaune, I so envy you XDRuby's jelly you guys LOL
I had fun helping with the new chapter of Massages, hope you guys enjoy
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I drew and helped with THESE HANDS
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Even Qrow? Damn, Taiyang Xiaolong is a freaking sex machine...Then again his name does translate to Supreme Sun Dragon...and Dragons have buttloads of kids if Warcraft taught me anything.
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Me :*walking around and saw Jaune and Yang on a bed and a very pissed of Ruby* 0_0 *slowly walks away*
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Jaune: And that kids... Was mommy and daddy's first and last fight.
Summer II: Who won?
Ruby: I did of course... Both fights.
Garnet: You had two? Dad said you had one.
Ruby: Daddys a liar. We had two but mommy beat him in both.
Summer II: Must've been a drag out loss if you ask me.
Ruby: It was darling. (Can't believe we broke the bed and he had to pay for it... And explain to my dad on how I got those bite marks on my shoulders.)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJ1Z5β¦
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Well there's only one thing to do...RUN!!!!
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Ruby has speed. No running from her.
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Get the cookies
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Fivesome.
(read below)
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Sounds fun.
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Murderous Ruby has been awoken o_o
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but who will she murder?
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Weiss: *wakes up* That was one hell of a weird dream!
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Jaune: *mumbles* Go back to sleep dear...
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Weiss: 0_0 Please tell me what I think happened didn't happen.
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*Sound of a crying baby*
Ruby: Damnit guys, you woke up Ozpin.
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Weiss: 0_0 ...What?
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Me: *wakes up*... I got to stop drinking Jack before bed.
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Weiss: Fuck this, I'm going back to sleep.
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Geoff: *wakes up* What the fuck happened last night?
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Weiss: I have no fucking idea.
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Joel- What the fuck
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Ruby-(rolls in gusbot)
Gus bot- programmed for fun
Yang-('bout to say something perverted)
Gus bot- comedy routine broken kill kill kill
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Jaune throw a cookie at her and while she is distracted run for your life
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*Pyrrah walks in and stars at the scene*
Jaune: ".........Not what it looks like."
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Roy: I sense tention in all of you
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Pyrrah: *Pulls sword out* "Kill."
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Jaune: "Pyrrah... let me explain... it's not what you think..." *Shaking out of fear*
*Pyrrah starts to walk closer and Ruby pulls out her scythe*
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Roy: Whoa! Whoa! Time out!! *Grabs camera* OK continue.
Jahne: ROY YOUR NOT HELPING!!!
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*Yang steps in*
Yang: "No guys it's OK... its wasn't his fault."
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*Yang evil smile*
Yang: "So why don't we all just do him?"
*Ruby and Pyrrah Evil smiles*
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Roy: OK bye Jahne...
Jahne: Don't leave me!!
Roy: *Grabs him* Hang on *Uses smokebomb*
*hallway*
Roy: Happy now?
Jahne: Thanks..
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*Jaune feels a hand on his shoulder*
Blake: "Give some love baby..." *She purrs*
Jaune: "........Oh crap..."
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Roy: *Throws ball of yarn* While she's distracted!
*They ran*
Roy: You sir, are really popular.
Jahne: I noticed
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*Weiss pops up behind Jaune*
Weiss: "HET GIRLS I FOUND HIM!!!"
*Roy try's to help but gets frozen by Weiss*
Jaune: "Oh I give up..."
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Roy: MMMMMMMPHHH!!!!!!
Jahne: Roy! Good bye!
Roy: *Angry,Breaks free and roars*
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*Girls finally arrive and start arguing over Jaune*
Glynda: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
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Roy: ....Uhh...*Smokebomb*
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*As smoke clears Jaune only one left*
Jaune: "......I don't know what's going on anymore."
Glynda: *Evil smile* "Mr. Arc come with back to my classroom for some... Studying..."
Jaune: ".....huh..."
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Roy: *Signals Jahne*
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*Jaune try's to walk away but Glynda grabs him and drags him away*
*2 hours later*
Ruby: *Trying listen in on them outside the door* "Who'd know Glynda liked him.*
Pyrrah: *Pacing back and forth* "Going to kill him.Β Going to kill him.Β Going to kill him.Β Going to kill him."
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