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Exvnir — RWBY: Nature's calling
Published: 2014-03-12 07:56:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 66074; Favourites: 703; Downloads: 0
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Velvet: "Oh Jaune, when I'm done with you, your arse will be sore all week~"Jaune: "Uhh Velvet...? What are you doing...?"
Velvet: "It's that time Jaune~"
Jaune: "......I'm screwed, huh?"
Oh Jaune, you have no idea how right you are
When Velvet wants that Arc D, she will stop at nothing to get it XDDDDDDDDDD
If you're wondering, yes Velvet is in heat
To justify this, it's March and I heard that during this time male bunnies would be fighting one another for the female bunny. Though this time, it's very much reversed LOL
Also, when Velvet is in her battle uniform, she's very much confident
But in normal clothes, she's such a moe-blob XD
Anyway, I hope you'd like this crappy drawing made with MEH HANDS
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Kuro: *sucks teeth* Nah! Really?! I hadn't noticed!
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Silver: Do you know how much sex satisfies a rabbit? She has 10 siblings!
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Kuro: All I can say is... either bring condoms or go to work at the SDC
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Kuro: Schnee Dust Company? Weiss's family. I hear the pay is good
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Silver: I'm gonna bang Velvet then. I'm actually banned from working with any form of Dust except weapons. Have fun with Blake! *Blake starts dragging Kuro*
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Kuro: *tosses a condom Silver's way* BE PROTECTED!
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The next morning, the only people who got sleep were Velvet and Silver, and Cardin was gonna do something stupid.
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Silver: Not yet(through the fourth wall), Velvet's got something to say to Cardin.
(In RP):
Cardin: Hey Metal head. Do you think you could mess up the animal louder than last-
Velvet: FUCK OFF WINCHESTER!
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samatha: * rkos cardin * FUCK YOU CARDIN THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR GROPING APIRL ONLY I CAN DO THAT
cardin: uuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh
apirl: yeah that's because you're a lesbian sam
samatha: I know
kendrick: really girls you're luck enrique didn't find out
enrique: find out about what and why is cardin on the floor
ksa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!
enrique: well
samatha: n-n-no reason ahahaha
kendrick: yep no reason
apirl: we don't want you to worry about him now do we
enrique: I know velvet will tell me what happened right velvet
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enrique: will I'll ask cardin so what happened cardin
cardin: I grope apirl
enrique: * breaks cardins legs and walks off *
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Velvet: *runs to Enrique* Sorry about that. It's my time of the month.
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enrique: I can till by the fact that you're face is red an you're sweating
* in the background *
yang: I DON'T THINK LEGS BEND THAT WAY
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Velvet: Shut up tit face!
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enrique: yep you're in heat alright so I'll let you borrow jaune and silver can join you guys as will
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Velvet:*apologizing to Yang a million times over*
Yang: It's definitely her time of the month.
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enrique: yep so apirl how are you
apirl: * salutes * I have been good sir
enrique: good
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Yang:*hugs Velvet* It's fine. It was an accident.
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enrique: cute but anyway oh and yang yes my hand still hurts from punching that guy name alex
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Velvet: FUCK OFF WE'RE HAVING A MOMENT!!!!
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yang: shhhh no need to yell ay im
enrique: * walks off only to see a 8'9 man in front of him with a small woman beside him * mom why are you with a giant of a man
blanc: because he's you're dad
enrique: what
??????????: * looks down at everyone * hhhmmm it seem like you all seem scared why is that?
ruby: because you're huge sir
??????????: oh really well my name is alexsandre and no I'm not that guy you all met before I'm shorter than him alex
blanc: wait who's alex and what happened to you're hand enrique
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alexsandre: hello * looks at silver with purple eyes with power button puples *
yang: I wanna poke them eyes
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Silver: Name's Silver Redfox. Great grandson of Black Steel Gajeel.
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alexsandre: I knew that as soon as my eyes laid on you and of course shade you're bother as well
blanc: yeah he has that ability
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Silver: I don't know what to say at this point.
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blanc: just don't say anything or alexsandre well be fore to shove jaune into a room with yang and jaune being naked
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blanc: trust me he's do- HEY ALEXSANDRE STOP SCARING THE KIDS IT'S BAD FOR THEIR HEARTS
alexsandre: fine
jaune: okay than * backs up only to bump in to yang with a blushing face *
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Silver: If you see a Rabbit Faunus, that's my girlfriend.
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alexsandre: you mean his one * points to velvet siting on alexsandre's head *
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Velvet: That's me. Thanks for the ride.*hops off.*
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alexsandre: I feel a like someone or something is here * summons hammer that as tall as himself * ancient dragon it followed us here?
blanc: what? I thought you destroyed it alexsandre
alexsandre: that's what I was thinking just now
yang: is this ancient dragon a grimm or what
blanc: no it's not a grimm it's just dragon that isn't going to live vary long right alexsandre
alexsandre: right
oxpin: just in case arm yourself's kids
alexsandre: I don't see why these grimm is a problem in the first place
blanc: * transforms into a goddess *
white heart: doesn't matter all that matters is to destroy the ancient dragon right blue heart
blue heart( he's still alexsandre with a different name ) : right
* the ancient dragon burst though the doors of beacon ( men-dont-scream.deviantart.com… but bigger ) *
alexsandre: will shit
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Silver: I got this. *takes out giant sword with symbols to keep monsters in.*
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alexsandre: * bolts in front of silver and smashes it in the head making a shadier glass effect as it dies items fall in the form of dragons claws and scales grabs them will they fall * these might sell for a lot of money
whit heart: yes they might as well
enrique: what the fuck
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Silver: Cool. Another talking Dragon.
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alexsandre: it can't talk it's a dragon
enrique: I think you don't understand this logic do you
alexsandre: I was in my nation governing it okay
yang: for how long
alexsandre: 19 years
enrique: I'm 19 years old
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Silver: I have a talking dragon.
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alexsandre: good to know is he's name spyro
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Silver: Nope. *magic circle appears around Silver*
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alexsandre: * looks at silv-* hey stop saying things like that okay * shut the fuck up you 4th wall breaking asshole * no * gggggggggrrrrrrr * well grr to you too
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Giant dragon erupts out of Silver's sword.
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alexsandre: oh hey cool I have a leviathan * al- * no anna bad anna
me: stop it why did I make you a 4th wall breaker
enrique: what's a 4th wall
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Tombstone: May I have a goat?
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alexsandre: * t-* go one * throws a goat in to tombstones mouth * eat up big guy
enrique: no really what's a 4th wall
blanc: oh boy
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Tombstone swallows the goat whole, crushing it's bones with his neck muscles.
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alexsandre: * licks his lips as his eyes lay upon blanc booty * dat ass
blanc: * blushes harder than velvet * s-s-shut up alexsandre * punches alexsandre the punch doesn't even move him *
enrique: dad don't be a prev * blushes just as hard *
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