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when you're really happy with something you made but then a week later looking at it makes you wanna rip your flesh apart like pulled pork
just normal healthy artist things
anyway, Hassel is a treasure and I love him and his deranged twink husband
I like to think of Hass as being kinda chubby, the contrast between them would be cute
here's hoping he gets something to do in the DLC

Have some dumb headcanons too, why not?
Hassel Van de Walle
-54, gay, cis man, married to Brassius Cardoso
-Dutch or rather from some yet unknown Netherlands inspired region, accent is especially noticeable with strong emotions, sometimes grandpa gets so overwhelmed he starts blubbering in Dutch
-tall with a thick, sturdy build, strong upper body softened by age, comfort and lots of love, long dancer's legs, hairy arms, legs and belly, looks a little top heavy
-comfortable in his skin, was a little embarrassed when he first noticed his sweater vest fitting a little more snugly but he's come to accept it, nothing wrong with being a little chubby
-Pokemon are named after famous painters, Bosch the Baxcalibur, Martin the Dragonite, Grünewald the Haxorus, Claudel the Noivern and Abel the Dragalge, except for Flapple who is named Schatje, an engagement present from Brassius, the little treasure from his little treasure
-a little hard of hearing from all the loud music as a younger man, please remember to speak up for Mr. Hassel! (that means you Larry)
-open to all kinds of music but especially likes orchestral metal and neoclassical, a student introduced him to bardcore and he is a big fan, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqW…
-family is pretty well off and he didn't exactly go wanting, he had a sturdy roof over his head, warm clothes on his back and good food in his belly but his emotional needs were consistently neglected, was expected to suck it up and behave like a little adult, his father refused to deal with him if he was crying
-gives god tier hugs, Ol' Hass is a big hot water bottle of a man and he's got no problem giving students a big bear hug should they want one
-pretty good singer, a warm, strong baritone that you really feel in your chest
-favorite color is apple green, reminds him of all the good things in life and comforts him
-likes dramatic films that really make you feel, has a special fondness for animated films, some favorites include Grave of the Fireflies, The Illusionist and Fantasia
-favorite places to be touched are his shoulders, back and hands, hand kisses make the old man melt
-just likes physical contact in general, except for his cheeks, father would roughly grab a young Hassel's face when lecturing him and he'd rather not have that
-ticklish on his sides, his neck and around his belly button
-early bird, doesn't like sleeping in, thinks mornings are especially beautiful and would hate to sleep through it
-sleeps in comfy pants or just his underwear if it's hot, his favorite pajamas have sleeping Frigibax on them, boxer briefs king, sleeps on his belly or kinda half on his belly half on his side
-light sleeper, snores a little and talks in his sleep
-smells like a mix of clay, old books, Home Depot and charcoal
-favorite food is apple crumb pie, sweet, comforting and full of love, not the sort of thing he'd often have growing up
-likes snacking when he's working on something, will absentmindedly eat a whole thing of strawberries or a bag of chips while drawing, prone to stress eating too
-can't tolerate spicy food at all, prefers a mix of sweet and savory
-used to dread holidays but since cutting his family out, he's come to appreciate them, still not terribly fond of Christmas but the mushy lovey dovey old man likes Valentine's Day
-wanted a Dragonite tattoo as a young man but never went through with it, has grown out of it
-various faded scars all over his body, most notable ones are a bite/burn from a Hydreigon's Fire Fang on his right bicep, a sizeable cut on his right calf from falling out of a tree as a boy and a small one on his left forearm from Professor Gible getting too rowdy, part of him still gets a little bit nervous around Hydreigon
-prefers autumn weather, perfect for walks and hot cocoa and not too chilly
-those trashy white woman romance novels at the grocery store are a guilty pleasure of his

Description
when you're really happy with something you made but then a week later looking at it makes you wanna rip your flesh apart like pulled pork
just normal healthy artist things
anyway, Hassel is a treasure and I love him and his deranged twink husband
I like to think of Hass as being kinda chubby, the contrast between them would be cute
here's hoping he gets something to do in the DLC

Have some dumb headcanons too, why not?
Hassel Van de Walle
-54, gay, cis man, married to Brassius Cardoso
-Dutch or rather from some yet unknown Netherlands inspired region, accent is especially noticeable with strong emotions, sometimes grandpa gets so overwhelmed he starts blubbering in Dutch
-tall with a thick, sturdy build, strong upper body softened by age, comfort and lots of love, long dancer's legs, hairy arms, legs and belly, looks a little top heavy
-comfortable in his skin, was a little embarrassed when he first noticed his sweater vest fitting a little more snugly but he's come to accept it, nothing wrong with being a little chubby
-Pokemon are named after famous painters, Bosch the Baxcalibur, Martin the Dragonite, Grünewald the Haxorus, Claudel the Noivern and Abel the Dragalge, except for Flapple who is named Schatje, an engagement present from Brassius, the little treasure from his little treasure
-a little hard of hearing from all the loud music as a younger man, please remember to speak up for Mr. Hassel! (that means you Larry)
-open to all kinds of music but especially likes orchestral metal and neoclassical, a student introduced him to bardcore and he is a big fan, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqW…
-family is pretty well off and he didn't exactly go wanting, he had a sturdy roof over his head, warm clothes on his back and good food in his belly but his emotional needs were consistently neglected, was expected to suck it up and behave like a little adult, his father refused to deal with him if he was crying
-gives god tier hugs, Ol' Hass is a big hot water bottle of a man and he's got no problem giving students a big bear hug should they want one
-pretty good singer, a warm, strong baritone that you really feel in your chest
-favorite color is apple green, reminds him of all the good things in life and comforts him
-likes dramatic films that really make you feel, has a special fondness for animated films, some favorites include Grave of the Fireflies, The Illusionist and Fantasia
-favorite places to be touched are his shoulders, back and hands, hand kisses make the old man melt
-just likes physical contact in general, except for his cheeks, father would roughly grab a young Hassel's face when lecturing him and he'd rather not have that
-ticklish on his sides, his neck and around his belly button
-early bird, doesn't like sleeping in, thinks mornings are especially beautiful and would hate to sleep through it
-sleeps in comfy pants or just his underwear if it's hot, his favorite pajamas have sleeping Frigibax on them, boxer briefs king, sleeps on his belly or kinda half on his belly half on his side
-light sleeper, snores a little and talks in his sleep
-smells like a mix of clay, old books, Home Depot and charcoal
-favorite food is apple crumb pie, sweet, comforting and full of love, not the sort of thing he'd often have growing up
-likes snacking when he's working on something, will absentmindedly eat a whole thing of strawberries or a bag of chips while drawing, prone to stress eating too
-can't tolerate spicy food at all, prefers a mix of sweet and savory
-used to dread holidays but since cutting his family out, he's come to appreciate them, still not terribly fond of Christmas but the mushy lovey dovey old man likes Valentine's Day
-wanted a Dragonite tattoo as a young man but never went through with it, has grown out of it
-various faded scars all over his body, most notable ones are a bite/burn from a Hydreigon's Fire Fang on his right bicep, a sizeable cut on his right calf from falling out of a tree as a boy and a small one on his left forearm from Professor Gible getting too rowdy, part of him still gets a little bit nervous around Hydreigon
-prefers autumn weather, perfect for walks and hot cocoa and not too chilly
-those trashy white woman romance novels at the grocery store are a guilty pleasure of his