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Description
if you do not firmly grasp your burg, it may spawn legs and run.

if this interaction occurs, your safest option is to intimidate it with a fork and a spoon.

once it is in a corner, sprinkle salt on it to dry out its newly grown legs,

then it should once more be safe to consume it.

my brain has officially finally left my body.

Description
if you do not firmly grasp your burg, it may spawn legs and run.

if this interaction occurs, your safest option is to intimidate it with a fork and a spoon.

once it is in a corner, sprinkle salt on it to dry out its newly grown legs,

then it should once more be safe to consume it.

my brain has officially finally left my body.