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Star Guardian Adventures! Season 3, Episode 5 “The Fox Currently Known as Ahri”

Ahri: *Stretches* “Ungh… Exams are so hard. At least I have Kiko here-”
“Kiko?”
“Better check on her with my star power?”
“She’s on… She’s on…”
Miss Fortune: “PETRICHOR V?! What the heck is wrong with you Ahri?!”
Ahri: “Star Guardians are destined to protect the universe, which means all who are part of it. Even Kiko.”
Miss Fortune: “Can’t you just get a new one? I mean, it’s Petrichor V. Last time I checked, the death rate there was 99.999999%, according to Leagueopedia.”
Ahri: “But we’re Star Guardians. We’ve gone through hardships, heartbreaks and exams. I’m sure I can do this.”
Miss Fortune: “Fine, sure. But this is still dumber than the time you tried to get Soraka and Jinx together.”
Ahri: “Can’t hear you, Byeeeeeee!”

In Commencement, the moon of Petrichor V:
Mithrix: “Gary Lemurian, I sense a huge disturbance in the atmosphere.”
Gary: “Is it one of those UES people again?”
Mithrix: “No, it’s something stronger. Fiercer. Pinker. A… Star Goalie, is that what they’re called?”
Gary: ”No, a Star Guardian. They’re so cool, especially Ahri and the pet of hers we have, Kiko!”
Mithrix: “Oh yes, that thing of that girl coming down. I’ve been trying to get it to talk, but I can’t understand it… Wait, that Avery,”
Gary: “Ahri”
Mithrix: “Audrey, thanks, is coming down faster and faster. Get to the enemy spawning station. Make sure she never gets out alive.”
Gary: “But she’s just a kid-”
Mithrix: “DO IT, OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE VOID!”
Gary: “I-if you insist, sir.”

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Star Guardian Adventures! Season 3, Episode 5 “The Fox Currently Known as Ahri”

Ahri: *Stretches* “Ungh… Exams are so hard. At least I have Kiko here-”
“Kiko?”
“Better check on her with my star power?”
“She’s on… She’s on…”
Miss Fortune: “PETRICHOR V?! What the heck is wrong with you Ahri?!”
Ahri: “Star Guardians are destined to protect the universe, which means all who are part of it. Even Kiko.”
Miss Fortune: “Can’t you just get a new one? I mean, it’s Petrichor V. Last time I checked, the death rate there was 99.999999%, according to Leagueopedia.”
Ahri: “But we’re Star Guardians. We’ve gone through hardships, heartbreaks and exams. I’m sure I can do this.”
Miss Fortune: “Fine, sure. But this is still dumber than the time you tried to get Soraka and Jinx together.”
Ahri: “Can’t hear you, Byeeeeeee!”

In Commencement, the moon of Petrichor V:
Mithrix: “Gary Lemurian, I sense a huge disturbance in the atmosphere.”
Gary: “Is it one of those UES people again?”
Mithrix: “No, it’s something stronger. Fiercer. Pinker. A… Star Goalie, is that what they’re called?”
Gary: ”No, a Star Guardian. They’re so cool, especially Ahri and the pet of hers we have, Kiko!”
Mithrix: “Oh yes, that thing of that girl coming down. I’ve been trying to get it to talk, but I can’t understand it… Wait, that Avery,”
Gary: “Ahri”
Mithrix: “Audrey, thanks, is coming down faster and faster. Get to the enemy spawning station. Make sure she never gets out alive.”
Gary: “But she’s just a kid-”
Mithrix: “DO IT, OR I'LL SEND YOU TO THE VOID!”
Gary: “I-if you insist, sir.”