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Description An excuse I hear so that parents don't have to punish their child, guess what? They're not "just kids", they still need to fucking learn. And yes, I see kids do shit and go unpunished, examples are fucking up walls, taking an N64 cartridge out while I was playing a game and a kid at a FUCKING LIBRARY fuck up a keyboard and go unpunished, a fuckin' library.

And "they're just kids" you say? No, they still need to learn discipline, no matter the age. If I have a child, I will make sure to discipline him/her, and before thinking "corporal punishment", no, I will teach the child that it is wrong, and that the child would fail in life if the child keeps fucking up so yeah, fuck you for being lazy parents and fuck you for defending the children's actions.
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roscoxteto4evar In reply to ??? [2014-12-25 01:58:08 +0000 UTC]

Yeesh no kidding me and my husband have tried to enjoy sex but the kids just run around EVERYWHERE!!!

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jcieph3 In reply to roscoxteto4evar [2014-12-25 03:06:17 +0000 UTC]

LOL! I'm sorry, but this makes me laugh.
It reminds me of a meme with a baby (I can't remember the picture, but I do recall what is said)
It stated: I'm gonna cry all night and keep you from having sex. Then, in the morning, I'll suck on your wife's tits.
The baby had a malevolent look on his face, mind you.

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roscoxteto4evar In reply to jcieph3 [2014-12-25 03:11:14 +0000 UTC]

*goes slightly insane* FAHK DAT SHET most of the time they follow my moans

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jcieph3 In reply to roscoxteto4evar [2014-12-25 03:20:11 +0000 UTC]

Whoops

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roscoxteto4evar In reply to jcieph3 [2014-12-25 04:16:12 +0000 UTC]

Eh its fine

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jcieph3 In reply to roscoxteto4evar [2014-12-25 23:44:33 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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roscoxteto4evar In reply to jcieph3 [2014-12-25 23:45:09 +0000 UTC]

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jcieph3 In reply to roscoxteto4evar [2014-12-26 01:48:19 +0000 UTC]

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roscoxteto4evar In reply to jcieph3 [2014-12-26 02:42:48 +0000 UTC]

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jcieph3 In reply to roscoxteto4evar [2014-12-26 14:44:40 +0000 UTC]

What is it ?

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roscoxteto4evar In reply to jcieph3 [2014-12-26 14:47:23 +0000 UTC]

...I got nothin...

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jcieph3 In reply to roscoxteto4evar [2014-12-26 19:09:33 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, neither do I.

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roscoxteto4evar In reply to jcieph3 [2014-12-26 19:23:22 +0000 UTC]

EOC (End Of Conversion)

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jcieph3 In reply to roscoxteto4evar [2014-12-26 20:15:19 +0000 UTC]

We'll just leave it at this.

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roscoxteto4evar In reply to jcieph3 [2014-12-26 20:17:16 +0000 UTC]

Yeah

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MyLittlePrimo In reply to ??? [2014-11-09 01:43:20 +0000 UTC]

Damn straight.

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Chiminix In reply to ??? [2014-10-25 01:33:16 +0000 UTC]

There's a fine line between enjoying your childhood and being a snotty bedwetting asshole.

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Lola-Rola In reply to ??? [2014-10-20 20:41:58 +0000 UTC]

So true,heck,what if a kid killed someone you wouldn't say "COME ON!He/she is just a kid!"If anyone says that then...I pity that person.

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JustSquidsYay In reply to ??? [2014-09-28 14:27:08 +0000 UTC]

I know... My bro didn't get into trouble for making fun out of a paralympian just because he's 6.

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Moonfireplz In reply to JustSquidsYay [2014-10-28 07:04:16 +0000 UTC]

Bawt he's 6



Man I knew not to make fun of disabled people when I was 1 (my moms friend has a disability) and I get along with disabled kids better then "normal" people

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JustSquidsYay In reply to Moonfireplz [2014-10-29 17:30:50 +0000 UTC]

You are very good, then.
Earlier he made fun of me for having OCD ;_;

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BokkaTHfoxrabbit In reply to JustSquidsYay [2014-10-24 01:36:28 +0000 UTC]

I knew better than to make fun of disabled people by the time I was 3.

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SaraHouck In reply to JustSquidsYay [2014-10-15 13:52:16 +0000 UTC]

Yes! Parents should never fear that yelling sharply in a child's face will scar them for life! It should scare them straight into acceptance in a situation like this! It easily helped for me when I expressed how nervous I felt around disabled individuals with dysmorphic features as symptoms, thinking I was surrounded by a bunch of aliens, zombies, and inbred hillbillies in the numerous experiences I had to go through as a female Aspie (I say that because the autism spectrum is pretty much a boys' club due to the gender ratio). I must've been pretty girly growing up as a personal preference, along with being quite a clean freak.

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JustSquidsYay In reply to SaraHouck [2014-10-15 17:27:41 +0000 UTC]

I didn't say that he should've been yelled at. I'm only saying that he should've been told not to.

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SaraHouck In reply to JustSquidsYay [2014-10-15 22:55:55 +0000 UTC]

I understand. It may seem difficult to enrich a child with essential behavior without intentionally traumatizing them.

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JustSquidsYay In reply to SaraHouck [2014-10-16 17:47:44 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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fiskefyren In reply to ??? [2014-08-15 12:11:52 +0000 UTC]

Agree *shoves children in front of TV and leaves them alone for a day or so* I'm best parent!

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SaraHouck In reply to fiskefyren [2014-08-23 06:48:44 +0000 UTC]

Indeed. I regretfully hated getting dragged from the TV as a kid when I wanted to tune into something! Lucky for me I plan on staying childfree because I'm dreading the possibility that any kids I might end up having would feel the same way!

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ShyGigyas In reply to SaraHouck [2014-10-15 04:47:13 +0000 UTC]

Found ya!

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fiskefyren In reply to SaraHouck [2014-08-23 10:19:38 +0000 UTC]

You also spare them from the suffering that is life.

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SaraHouck In reply to fiskefyren [2015-08-18 06:01:03 +0000 UTC]

Yes! Life this, life that!

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Fujin777 In reply to ??? [2014-08-14 05:14:54 +0000 UTC]

If your kid is being a brat, then you're doing a piss-poor job of parenting.

While I'm calm and placid most of the time, if some kid is being bratty then their parent has to do something about it because it's not my call, it's there call and I can loose my cool if things are going wrong.

If there's one person no bratty kid should piss off it's my old friend who I'll refer to as Omega Ra as he's got a more shorter fuse than me trust me as I've seen him blow up and it's scary.

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Lazy-Sage In reply to ??? [2014-08-09 20:50:43 +0000 UTC]

This makes me think of when two pre-teens tried killing their best friend because they wanted to please Slenderman... e-e
Some people said, "They're just kids, they don't know better!"

what the fuck

I knew that ever since I could remember (so I had to be 3 or 4) , that killing someone is horrible and that you should NEVER to that. These two kids were 12 and 13, they absolutely know better than to fucking kill someone, especially when that person is their FRIEND; anyone knows better thanΒ to do that. Β The only fucking way why they wouldn't know any better is if their parents were lazy and didn't teach them shit.

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ridgegirl In reply to Lazy-Sage [2014-12-19 02:19:28 +0000 UTC]

I don't think that it was bad parenting. Β I think that they were just f-ed up in the brain

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TrueBlueTardis In reply to Lazy-Sage [2014-10-23 16:39:12 +0000 UTC]

what the actual fuck.
They tried to kill someone, for a fucking made up video game character, and....just what the fuck?

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Lazy-Sage In reply to TrueBlueTardis [2014-10-23 20:33:52 +0000 UTC]

Yes... e-e

Well, since I'm nowΒ going to show the side of the hardcoreΒ Slenderman fan base, he's not just a video game character. He's existed in German mythology and stuff along TIME AGOOOOOOOO NEIN NIEN SO IF YOU'RE SAYING THAT HE DOESN'T EXIST YOU'RE OFFENDING MANY PEOPLE THAT BELIVE IN HIS EXISTENCE

^ I remember saying a long time ago that Slenderman wasn't a real person, and people reacted badly to it by ranting and raving and carrying on. Yeah this is random

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BokkaTHfoxrabbit In reply to Lazy-Sage [2014-08-29 02:50:29 +0000 UTC]

Agreed. By the time I was three I knew killing and drugs were bad. By the time I entered high school I knew how scary gun threats were because there were a lot of them when I was in elementry school. Honestly I even knew slenderman was as real as Santa Clause.

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Luneystarbursty In reply to Lazy-Sage [2014-08-12 06:39:01 +0000 UTC]

SOMEONE ACUTALLY DID THAT ??????!!!!! OKAY THATS IT PACK YOUR BAGS WE ARE GOING TO THE MOONΒ 

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BokkaTHfoxrabbit In reply to Luneystarbursty [2014-08-29 02:51:13 +0000 UTC]

No.. Make that a spaceship. We are going as far away as we can.

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ToastyBrain In reply to Luneystarbursty [2014-08-13 01:03:21 +0000 UTC]

MOVE TO MOON. NUKE THE PLANET OF MORONS.

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fiskefyren In reply to ToastyBrain [2014-08-15 12:12:22 +0000 UTC]

I rather go to Mars ^^

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CoolMcBloxi In reply to fiskefyren [2014-08-24 18:28:46 +0000 UTC]

Why not to fuckthatville?

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fiskefyren In reply to CoolMcBloxi [2014-08-24 18:51:43 +0000 UTC]

Because that sounds Christian...Β 

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CoolMcBloxi In reply to fiskefyren [2014-08-24 18:53:56 +0000 UTC]

WELL IM A MOTHEERFUCKIN SLIME!

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fiskefyren In reply to CoolMcBloxi [2014-08-24 19:26:32 +0000 UTC]

Then you're smarter than the average Christian.

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CoolMcBloxi In reply to fiskefyren [2014-08-24 19:27:14 +0000 UTC]

I like vore.

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Milkeeh In reply to ??? [2014-08-09 04:10:16 +0000 UTC]

THE AMOUNT OF RESPECT I HAVE FOR THIS IS OUTTA THIS WORLD!

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SaraHouck In reply to Milkeeh [2014-08-23 06:49:44 +0000 UTC]

Yes! Parents shouldn't dread the possibility that children would feel like being locked in a dungeon or a torture chamber!

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troksnains In reply to ??? [2014-08-02 08:16:14 +0000 UTC]

Damn. When I was a little girl, I was beaten for not picking up my toy trucks after playing with them. Yet they allow children to do the craziest things nowadays..just a couple of days ago I saw a boy, no older than 9 or 10, throw rocks at people's windows while his mother just SAT THERE. Even when people told the mother to make him stop, she just said, "Oh, he's just a little boy."
Crud like this makes me happy I grew up with good parents that taught me not to do crap like that.

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shadowangel33 In reply to troksnains [2014-09-01 11:56:03 +0000 UTC]

oh my,he might kill a person and go to jail

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