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Published: 2010-11-06 04:15:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 1993; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 9
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Oh lordy, my first submission. Whatcha think? Please state your honest opinion in the comments or will eat your brains.
So yeah... not much to say except this is my first Invader Zim OC. Probably going to post the Biography... I dunno when. Sometime.
Irkens (c) Jhonen Vasquez
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Me: Okay, then. *grabs pizza slice and heads out of cafeteria*
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*follows with a bag of doughnuts*
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Me: *presses a button next to a random door; door opens* C'mon.
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*Tallest are inside and turn around*
Red: What do YOU want?
Purple: Yeah!
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Red: Both of you?
Me: No, just him.
Red: And why didn't you train to be an invader when you were a smeet?
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.........errrrrr...I was sick!....I Brought doughnuts!
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[Red and Purple glance at each other]
Red: Sick? Irkens don't get sick, their PAKs heal them almost immediately at spotting any virus.
Purple: Yeah! And I don't recognize you either...
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errrrrr..........I'll be a good invader though! I stole your wallets without you noticeing! *holds up wallets* is that a good invader skill?
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Red: *grabs wallets* No!
Me: But you have to admit that's pretty funny, I mean c'mon.
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I'm also good at intell......like these photo's of your "Meeting" yesterday
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Red: What meeting?!
Me: Like you don't know.
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*pulls out a folder* you rlly want me to show the whole crew these pics?
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Purple: Let me see that! *snatches folder*
Me: Oh, lordy. Here we go.
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purple: ....*see's the Meeting" 0-0....h-h-h-how?
me:....skill that's how
red:...b-b-but you got here today?
me: so?
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Me: So maybe my insane stalking skills got you that folder, HM?
Red: That's it! Both of you, OUT! I'm tired of this... *grabs a donut and noms on it*
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me:....you don't want that...
red: what do you mean?
me:..well...If I push this buttion....those pic's will be on every computer on the massive!
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Red: *swallows donut* For your information, our computer is the ony one on the Massive!
Me: No it's not!
Red: SHUT IT!
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*pulls out laptop* I have my own....and 3 backup computers *wicked grin*
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Red: Techs! Deactivate the computer button thingy!
Techs: Yessir!
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....it's not connected to any of your computers so you can't do that....I won't show the pics if I recive training to be a invader....you could use my skills to invade
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Red: Ha! YOUR skills? Yeah right. I could care less about meeting pictures anyways. Everyone knew about that meeting...
Me: I DIDN'T!
Red: WOULD YOU SHUT UP! *ductapes my mouth*
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........fine...you've forced my hand.....*holds out a folder*
this folder contains info on how you got so tall
red:...we had a growth spurt
Me:...yea....suuuuuuure you did
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Red: *yanks folder out of hand* I'll be taking that, then! Besides, those aren't OUR secrets. They're Miyuki and Spork's! I think...
Me: Mphmmm!!!
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....I have 700 copys of that...and also I can give one of then to the controal brains....I bet they'ed LOVE to see this......can anyone say fake's?
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Me: *rips ductape off of mouth* I can! Guh..? *screams*
Red: I highly doubt it. The control brains are too advanced to count us defective. Or FAKES for that matter.
Purple: Mhmm!
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....come ON! all I want is to take over planets and give em to you! THAT'S FRICKING IT!
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Red: Oh, is it?
Purple: Techs, get me some nachos!
Techs: Yessir! *head to kitchen*
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YES! THAT'S IT....and getting paied for it
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Red: Paid for it? No way... Now GOODBYE! Guards!!
*guards come and take us away*
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*knocks out both guards*...best you got?
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Red: *ignores*
Me: Well, I'm leaving. This is just getting kinda boring, I guess. *walks to kitchen*
Purple: Where are my nachos!
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*pissed*........THAT'S IT! *hit's red with a upercut, flinging him into a wall*.....that was stupid...BUT WORTH IT!
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Me: *pokes head around corner* That was a bit dramatic. Hey, you want anything?
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Me: Okay. *disappears around corner*
Red: Ugh... You're still not becoming an invader! Not after that! *rubs head*
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Red: You can play the silent treatment all you want, I'm not caving in.
Purple: WHERE ARE MY-
Techs: Here, sir! *gives Purple nachos*
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...........*pulls out something with a on and off switch*.....
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Red: What is that?
Me: *walk around corner carrying a pizza slice and a slurpie* Yeah, what IS that? *hands slurpie*
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*flips switch*
guard: SIR! ALL THE SNACK MACHIEENS ARE DOWN!
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Red: *turns to guard* Stop panicking, will you! *turns around* Snack machines aren't our only source of getting snacks, y'know.
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guard:....and the stuff in our kitchens are broke
red:.........FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Purple: *swallows nacho and whispers something in Red's ear*
Red: Oh yeah...
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Red: *smirks* There are still... uhm... THREE sources of food left! So ha and ha!
Me: Oh-kaaay. That was a bit dramatically weird. *bites into pizza*
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