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Captain Spaulding from Rob Zombie's Firefly Movies: House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects, played by the late, great Sid Haig.

He was a little bit in the third movie too: 3 from Hell, but only for one scene, because Sid Haig died while that movie was being filmed, just like Bela Lugosi with Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space, or Heath Ledger with the Dark Knight...

Anyways, I'm not really a fan of the Firefly movies, but Captain Spaulding was my favorite character from them.

Quotes (warning, almost all of them are pretty profane):
"Well, I'll tell you what, Ski King: why don't you take your mama home some chicken, and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up yo ass!"

"F*ck Yo Mama! F*ck Yo Sister! F*ck Yo Grandma! But most of all, F*CK YOU!!!"

"Tutti F*ckin Frutti!"

"What's the matter, kid? Dontcha like Clowns? Why? Don't we make ya laugh?! AREN'T WE F*CKIN' FUNNY???!!!"

"I'm just a Clown dancin' for the f*ckin' man."

"I'm your Bozo Jesus hung out to dry for the sins of mankind. All hail the man behind the grease paint!"

Description
Captain Spaulding from Rob Zombie's Firefly Movies: House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil's Rejects, played by the late, great Sid Haig.

He was a little bit in the third movie too: 3 from Hell, but only for one scene, because Sid Haig died while that movie was being filmed, just like Bela Lugosi with Ed Wood's Plan 9 from Outer Space, or Heath Ledger with the Dark Knight...

Anyways, I'm not really a fan of the Firefly movies, but Captain Spaulding was my favorite character from them.

Quotes (warning, almost all of them are pretty profane):
"Well, I'll tell you what, Ski King: why don't you take your mama home some chicken, and then I won't have to stuff my boot all up yo ass!"

"F*ck Yo Mama! F*ck Yo Sister! F*ck Yo Grandma! But most of all, F*CK YOU!!!"

"Tutti F*ckin Frutti!"

"What's the matter, kid? Dontcha like Clowns? Why? Don't we make ya laugh?! AREN'T WE F*CKIN' FUNNY???!!!"

"I'm just a Clown dancin' for the f*ckin' man."

"I'm your Bozo Jesus hung out to dry for the sins of mankind. All hail the man behind the grease paint!"