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Published: 2022-08-15 16:29:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 483; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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The letters in OST are Obviously Stating That, in this case... OST really means Our Satanic Tracks (not known if that was a pun on race tracks and music tracks, but it's the devil so I wouldn't put it past him). No, that isn't a deaf guy, with a speech impediment, gargling semen, underwater through a voice modulator mumbling the lyrics to these songs. It's actually the Devil and while he sort of rocks in this OST.... it's the devil and he's bad news.
Years ago we used to have fun trying to figure out what was really being sung in the lyrics to F-Zero X for the N64... long after it had it's day in the spotlight. Some have come and gone, mostly guessing and postulating with no real answer.
Well, I have the burden of actually figuring out most of the lyrics myself. These are dark and seductive lyrics not sung by CannibalC0rp5ebot or Mumble Monster from Planet Bigfoot's Moon from F-Zero's fictional universe. It's actually Satan. Here is the first passage from the second tune in Gaming's Most Satanic Soundtrack.
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F-Zero X - Car Select BGM - Track 12 of the OST that you now own, now own you, own you now...
OH GOD! WHO'S BACK!? IT'S I! RUNNING THE SCENE WITH THESE BADBOYS! LOOSE SEX! SLOW DOWN A BIT! THINK YOU'RE BAD!?