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I almost decided against posting this, because life is like applying hand sanitizer. In which way? Well when hand sanitizer, lysol, or bleach is applied to a surface. Tons of bacteria is killed instantly, it's super effective. Here's the thing though, something does survive and it's the most resistant and potentially deadly little fuckers you can imagine. Now your hairy palm is devoid of the R2D2s, the Benders and is the exclusive home of the T-1000s. The half empty half or half full analogy has nothing on this one.

This is the deal, I found the German email company GMX when I was in the process of simplifying my life. I was going to do a bunch of dumb menial shit on the computer today, so I wouldn't have to for the rest of the year. Fast forward to earlier this week when I thought I had it all figured out. 4 gmx emails in total. The first and most secretive falls first and my only alert is that Windows 10 says I need to fix my account. There really is a million things it could be besides a hack and I ignored it because fuck if i'm messing the a smtp settings on classifying and debating cartoon boobs vs. game boobs night. The next morning the two outer emails that handle streaming services begin to need fixing. No worries, I'll just log into the main johnson and fix everything. The main johnson was already enemy territory and the new money center email was just getting assimilated at that moment. It was more than just a Blizzard account, there are little things I was able to uncover, like how he changed my recover email to that Euro-hilllbilly gruntinig Czechoslovakians call a language and that he kicked me out of my Blizzard account and either locked 3 of my debit providers to be an asshole or after exhausting everything he could learn based on my emails, usernames and inane sloppy computing.. I guess.

So adults, first off I'm not solely laying the blame on GMX, but they get 99.8% of the fucking blame. 2 emails compromised from a country where the commodore64 is still a gaming rig deep in a Eastern European shithole and lodged inside that Eastern European's rotting asshole. This is also why it's mostly GMX's fault. They never got back to me about recovering them yet! Honestly, just an email on how to ensure I'm using the correct password. Adult's if you already know what I'm about to lay down then you still aren't cool you are still nerds, just safe nerds. Always use two factor authentication on anything you plan to keep and even that isn't fool proof.

Kids, you wanted them and you got them. The coolest dudes on the planet! Blizzard's Game-master's totally fucking owning the Czech guy and restoring my sedentary lifestyle, where I recently started to lay down and game. Cool guys nonetheless, I had the oddest feeling that they were hold a skateboard and typing at the same time. I may expand on the doge coin thing at sometime in the futrue. But lets just say this about that Act of the shitshow. I almost bought dogecoin to apply this deep webbish verification hack or pay a dude to do it for me and counter hack the czech fuck ON THE EXACT DAY IT DECIDED TO PLUNGE LIKE YOUR MOM's NECKLINE AFTER ENTERING AN ETHNIC NEIGHBORHOOD.Alas, in the distance, like an elite military squad of angels in cargo jeans the holy trinity of Gamemasters stepped in and tossed me a capri sun and told me to chill and they got this.

...*i cried*

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This is all very true but embellished with shitty jokes and way too long comparisons that make it a chore to read I know. It's also a bit racist against Czechoslovakia. Well they are allowed to return the racism, next time I start hacking accounts in bumfuck, nowhere EU the cock sucking prefecture. At the risk of looking like a punk, I left the part where I reach out to Blizzard intact. Up to that point, I was locked out of every where besides subway.com and boring places like the .org websites. That was a genuine cry (not literally asshole) for help and dude's nailed it. What have we learned from this? Never use email again... fucking ever. If I could ritually kill the entire cast of 1998's You Got Mail" I would. Ritually rapemail them and forward their balls and uterus' to their next of kin, if I could find the email address that is.

"In part 2, Armegeddon happens and Tom and what's her name still get mail, but from the past, in an alternate dimension where Post office worker's going "POSTAL" only escalated and instad of changing their name to the USPS, now its the acronym for a cool gun that's a mix between an AK-47 and a tek-9 with a winter camo scope.."

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I almost decided against posting this, because life is like applying hand sanitizer. In which way? Well when hand sanitizer, lysol, or bleach is applied to a surface. Tons of bacteria is killed instantly, it's super effective. Here's the thing though, something does survive and it's the most resistant and potentially deadly little fuckers you can imagine. Now your hairy palm is devoid of the R2D2s, the Benders and is the exclusive home of the T-1000s. The half empty half or half full analogy has nothing on this one.

This is the deal, I found the German email company GMX when I was in the process of simplifying my life. I was going to do a bunch of dumb menial shit on the computer today, so I wouldn't have to for the rest of the year. Fast forward to earlier this week when I thought I had it all figured out. 4 gmx emails in total. The first and most secretive falls first and my only alert is that Windows 10 says I need to fix my account. There really is a million things it could be besides a hack and I ignored it because fuck if i'm messing the a smtp settings on classifying and debating cartoon boobs vs. game boobs night. The next morning the two outer emails that handle streaming services begin to need fixing. No worries, I'll just log into the main johnson and fix everything. The main johnson was already enemy territory and the new money center email was just getting assimilated at that moment. It was more than just a Blizzard account, there are little things I was able to uncover, like how he changed my recover email to that Euro-hilllbilly gruntinig Czechoslovakians call a language and that he kicked me out of my Blizzard account and either locked 3 of my debit providers to be an asshole or after exhausting everything he could learn based on my emails, usernames and inane sloppy computing.. I guess.

So adults, first off I'm not solely laying the blame on GMX, but they get 99.8% of the fucking blame. 2 emails compromised from a country where the commodore64 is still a gaming rig deep in a Eastern European shithole and lodged inside that Eastern European's rotting asshole. This is also why it's mostly GMX's fault. They never got back to me about recovering them yet! Honestly, just an email on how to ensure I'm using the correct password. Adult's if you already know what I'm about to lay down then you still aren't cool you are still nerds, just safe nerds. Always use two factor authentication on anything you plan to keep and even that isn't fool proof.

Kids, you wanted them and you got them. The coolest dudes on the planet! Blizzard's Game-master's totally fucking owning the Czech guy and restoring my sedentary lifestyle, where I recently started to lay down and game. Cool guys nonetheless, I had the oddest feeling that they were hold a skateboard and typing at the same time. I may expand on the doge coin thing at sometime in the futrue. But lets just say this about that Act of the shitshow. I almost bought dogecoin to apply this deep webbish verification hack or pay a dude to do it for me and counter hack the czech fuck ON THE EXACT DAY IT DECIDED TO PLUNGE LIKE YOUR MOM's NECKLINE AFTER ENTERING AN ETHNIC NEIGHBORHOOD.Alas, in the distance, like an elite military squad of angels in cargo jeans the holy trinity of Gamemasters stepped in and tossed me a capri sun and told me to chill and they got this.

...*i cried*

-----

This is all very true but embellished with shitty jokes and way too long comparisons that make it a chore to read I know. It's also a bit racist against Czechoslovakia. Well they are allowed to return the racism, next time I start hacking accounts in bumfuck, nowhere EU the cock sucking prefecture. At the risk of looking like a punk, I left the part where I reach out to Blizzard intact. Up to that point, I was locked out of every where besides subway.com and boring places like the .org websites. That was a genuine cry (not literally asshole) for help and dude's nailed it. What have we learned from this? Never use email again... fucking ever. If I could ritually kill the entire cast of 1998's You Got Mail" I would. Ritually rapemail them and forward their balls and uterus' to their next of kin, if I could find the email address that is.

"In part 2, Armegeddon happens and Tom and what's her name still get mail, but from the past, in an alternate dimension where Post office worker's going "POSTAL" only escalated and instad of changing their name to the USPS, now its the acronym for a cool gun that's a mix between an AK-47 and a tek-9 with a winter camo scope.."