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Published: 2022-08-02 20:27:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 1180; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Let's get this only sticking point out of the way because I'm not an entirely heartless bastard (I mean I don't kill people in return for a monthly paycheck, retirement pension and babied by the US gov't which feels very similar to staying the entire summer with grandma for some reason. You know that feeling where you are always bed and fed with solid thoughtful hospitality, yet you are still the man of the house and default killer of spiders and shit.), thank you troops for your service (even the sailors (who could probably kick my ass) and even the national guard (who I assume is the exact opposite of a Green Beret/SEAL and thus the military's shortbus). If it wasn't for you guys, Call of Duty: MW2 would be taken seriously as cosplay and not a potential mass shooting in the making.
As you can see the article is based on a video game and on real military themes. Since it's Kojima then imagine a creature similar to the human centipede cloned itself if only to send roses to itself and give handjobs 24/7. Which means that anything Kojima and Metal Gear always have both feet firmly planted in Science Fiction. Much like the fact (that only the high IQ are privy to btw) that the Sun would be a frozen wasteland if a cm farther from the sun or a charred mass if a cm closer... if MGS were written anymore serious it would be boring and dumb or if written anymore silly it would be retarded and dumb. It more often not rides the cock of cool so well, that even when it slips out regularly, rather than being frustrated, you just want it to jump back on instead of rage quiting. It's keeps it's generally interesting and cool concepts close, but it's cringe even closer (negating it all but entirely).
Since I can't do that well like Kojima (and not the forgotten literal thousands of people he worked with who sacrificed their ideas, egos and identity to the altar of Hideo AFTER his first ~2 games, thus cementing its etches into the carved stone molded tablets that only Kojima can make a Kojima game and only the absence of Kojima can ruin a Kojima game.), I must floor the lambo diablo when I should be braking and oddly pulling the e-brake on the straight-aways. It's just that much over the top to hide the in your face passive aggressive poison that enters your eyes with the light and brains with the electric. My constant illeteration that this will not be or is not funny, is my way to cope with NOT being naturally funny and throws you off center which means you will have to help yourself get the joke and almost meet me halfway with the humor. Instead of realizing that the underlying humor is only as quick and witty as an A.I. can be that found Farside and MST3K the pinnacle of lol. I got every reference and if I didn't I researched it and laughed with the abstraction, not with it.
What I'm saying is... that I'm not very good at my favorite past time or even an honorable mention. But just as the difference between the homeless and the war hero is a GED, the Genius Director literally depends on a vanilla, no frills, just the basic tried and true skills of a literally competent editor. Just like a writer is akin to a person puling something interesting out of their ass, with a pace that's mysterious yet briskly fluid, revolting yet engaging and about as gross as the final tooth in a human mouth is up close, but marveling at the strength and constitution of the last person to enter hell. He who upheld arbitrary rules to the final man, in a fucking dimensional/satanic construct designed to infinitely punish you with an infinitely horrifying dose of horror that is literally located in the worst place you can imagine.
I'm going to cut to the shit. Postmodernism was invented and spread for the uncultured, 1kb of imagination, cheap Made in China braincells based on a stolen blueprint from Mexico. You may think that your interpretation of anything, can literally be about anything. I'm here to set you straight Jackie "the refried dragon" Chavez, its not. Until you are THE writer of a how-to book for dummies, you will never understand even the most straight forward instructions on how to build the letter X using Popsicle sticks or it's predecessor that paved the way for instructional. The manual's minimal design and steps lead you by the nose with a modicum of actual thought. Your under-stimulated and overtly bored thought portion of the brain, shit's out a basic interpretation that is further from the truth than the gay colored, fruit-bowl, fairy stepmother filled one is from the basic one we just mentioned.
Anything goes free-spirit interpretations of our world and our art is the worst timeline. Post-post-modern isn't better or worse. It is essentially equally far from understanding, as you was just a million miles away and a million other thoughts ago. I'm not saying that only I understand this, I'm only saying that understanding that concept is closer to understanding itself and not further with frivolous.
While it can seem like random patterns, bumping into random pattern then forming familiar patterns. It is closer to a pattern, using the same pattern to reinforce the first pattern and then the same pattern upside-down, then the same backwards, followed by the original pattern, with a cut nod to an inside out view of the original pattern. This only leads to confusion of the indivdual patterns forming a new entirely separate pattern. And there is where the bullshit creeps in.