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*It turns out I uploaded the wrong video... master troll or complete fuck up when it comes to the tiniest details... you decide... I already did... rekt you... lulz*

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I flip-flopped between making the pic look like Boss photo-shopped himself in or if it looked more legit. I split the difference and made it look like shit.

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A Date with Paz (ETA: ~30 mins... sorry dudes if you want it faster then write my congressman for me and demand faster internet than this modem made of ice and animal bone that's wired to a fucking tree. I wish the date was funnier now tbh... looks like I'm committing soduku for the 4th time this week...)

Whew...!

After saving the world, what does a man do with himself? First off, fuck Disneyland! How about something relaxing like a beer and burger? Too boring...? Maybe tranquilize small animals, dress them up to get married and then waste them from afar with live ammo right before the "I DO" (PS: the reverend was a hamster I dug up from the kid's pet sematary... it wasn't alive and possessed you weirdo).

Actually, we are both wrong. Boss and Miller decide that Paz needs a date. As far as I know, an arranged booty ca-, date is still legal... in South America... if you own a PMC... right? Besides, Paz needs this down time with a trained killer (some say murderer), who looks like a hobo with a missing eye that's arguably more triggering to her no doubt festering PTSD, than her father figure kidnapper's missing arm (which only gets 25% of the blame for shooting and eventually killing Coldman imo).

Guys chill... it's to take her mind off of being hot, standing around while everybody else did something heroic and I don't know being treat like the property of powerful men.

....she better get used to it... until she turns 18.... er... 30 that is.... I meant 40 *gulp* 50! if we include "big" girl bosses and I meant to... (honorary mention: ur mom) :^\

Actually the force is female... in the way that the soon to be females, that buy into that sinking ship will be "forcing" dudes to "box the clown" for the first time in years... oh... and that time years ago when I promised to never look at Ariana Grande until she was of legal age.

Description

*It turns out I uploaded the wrong video... master troll or complete fuck up when it comes to the tiniest details... you decide... I already did... rekt you... lulz*

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I flip-flopped between making the pic look like Boss photo-shopped himself in or if it looked more legit. I split the difference and made it look like shit.

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A Date with Paz (ETA: ~30 mins... sorry dudes if you want it faster then write my congressman for me and demand faster internet than this modem made of ice and animal bone that's wired to a fucking tree. I wish the date was funnier now tbh... looks like I'm committing soduku for the 4th time this week...)

Whew...!

After saving the world, what does a man do with himself? First off, fuck Disneyland! How about something relaxing like a beer and burger? Too boring...? Maybe tranquilize small animals, dress them up to get married and then waste them from afar with live ammo right before the "I DO" (PS: the reverend was a hamster I dug up from the kid's pet sematary... it wasn't alive and possessed you weirdo).

Actually, we are both wrong. Boss and Miller decide that Paz needs a date. As far as I know, an arranged booty ca-, date is still legal... in South America... if you own a PMC... right? Besides, Paz needs this down time with a trained killer (some say murderer), who looks like a hobo with a missing eye that's arguably more triggering to her no doubt festering PTSD, than her father figure kidnapper's missing arm (which only gets 25% of the blame for shooting and eventually killing Coldman imo).

Guys chill... it's to take her mind off of being hot, standing around while everybody else did something heroic and I don't know being treat like the property of powerful men.

....she better get used to it... until she turns 18.... er... 30 that is.... I meant 40 *gulp* 50! if we include "big" girl bosses and I meant to... (honorary mention: ur mom) :^\

Actually the force is female... in the way that the soon to be females, that buy into that sinking ship will be "forcing" dudes to "box the clown" for the first time in years... oh... and that time years ago when I promised to never look at Ariana Grande until she was of legal age.