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The space pirates battle theme is easily the most recognizable thing about Prime, besides the cancerous ball sacks that we swirl around, zoom in on and enhance in the rather disappointing FMV/CGI. That is probably due to Nintendo trying to be different as usual and inventing the DVD-size of midget retard. I had tons of actual gameplay (45mins) but messed it up somehow. So now we get this 720p native res footage and the Space Pirate theme composed by video game hobbit Tommy Talerico (the game guido guy from Electric Playground).

On a side note, the artists here at DA made Samus hot. That blue suit was a step in the right direction, but Nintendo would never have the balls to make her 400lbs and pregnant.

Description

The space pirates battle theme is easily the most recognizable thing about Prime, besides the cancerous ball sacks that we swirl around, zoom in on and enhance in the rather disappointing FMV/CGI. That is probably due to Nintendo trying to be different as usual and inventing the DVD-size of midget retard. I had tons of actual gameplay (45mins) but messed it up somehow. So now we get this 720p native res footage and the Space Pirate theme composed by video game hobbit Tommy Talerico (the game guido guy from Electric Playground).

On a side note, the artists here at DA made Samus hot. That blue suit was a step in the right direction, but Nintendo would never have the balls to make her 400lbs and pregnant.