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If you were old enough to remember Mortal Kombat's palette swapped Ninjas (which essentially turned a roster of 2 fighters into 90), you'll remember that besides being the cheapest and coolest thing at the same time. You ended up providing the personality of the Ninja With Attitude you identified with (subzero because you spent time icing down your trick knee, Scorpion because of your curt insistence that objects should be near you and reptile because your didn't want to follow in your stepdad's footsteps and become just another Ninja in the bloods or crips and/or ermac because of retardustimbergers).Starcraft II's go to bad guy has to be the Void Thrasher. And by name alone, he sounds like the coolest name never given to a skateboarder. But the creature is more like a handicapped worm puppet that would be just at home doing surprise parties instead of coughing up lung plasma on big tittied Ghosts. In the video provided we'll frist meet Glevik (who is the legless member of Dehaka's differently abled team of monsters). He's a fun dude as you can see in the video and definitely a good guy in the big picture, next is every kid's favorite monster that never killed a relative of theirs: Molten Sal (a Molten Salamander). He's like Nessie, Jesus and Bigfoot rolled into one and yet death is on his ass like flies humping a leg made of shit. As with any race of monsters and bad guys... You have regular monsters and then Ninjja's. Despite being only 13% of martial artists, they cause 60% of fatalities. And just like Ninja's they get a bad rap based on where they come from, be it Compton or Detroit. I think the Void Thrasher is at best a species of animal doing it's best to fight the beasts of it's own kind and when you got a token one on each team they are sort of endearing like Molten Sal, Scourge McDunk, the enormously brave a Jizz Genner that bravely spends 90% of his brave time dilating his own void.