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Who's anus is ready?! The return of the wlf is nigh. And not you... yours is always ready just in case and it isn't fair. You either! Yours is habitually unready, tight as a fucking snare drum and wiped about as much as your mom's chromebook that is strictly for "candy crush". As for Goldilock's anus... there is no denying it feels just right. That's the paradoxial conundrum with drugs, a piece of ass or oatmeal. Just right was just good enough last time...

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=W36uHe…

We regret to inform you that the finely balanced .wlf file that made this update possible was reported missing two weeks ago and sadly was never found... :^( Usually I'll blame Bigfoot's Ghost in these weird happenings, but this time I blame Google Drive. Just when I'm prepared to trust the cloud again, it rains piss in my face.

I know readying ones anus can be a chore and a letdown anus is a sad thing. I may get back on the .wlf horse and recreate those yo-yo ta-tas for you once again. But, it may not be soon. Sorry and a kiss on the cheek does wonders for a dissapointed anus.

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Who's anus is ready?! The return of the wlf is nigh. And not you... yours is always ready just in case and it isn't fair. You either! Yours is habitually unready, tight as a fucking snare drum and wiped about as much as your mom's chromebook that is strictly for "candy crush". As for Goldilock's anus... there is no denying it feels just right. That's the paradoxial conundrum with drugs, a piece of ass or oatmeal. Just right was just good enough last time...

----

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W36uHe…

We regret to inform you that the finely balanced .wlf file that made this update possible was reported missing two weeks ago and sadly was never found... :^( Usually I'll blame Bigfoot's Ghost in these weird happenings, but this time I blame Google Drive. Just when I'm prepared to trust the cloud again, it rains piss in my face.

I know readying ones anus can be a chore and a letdown anus is a sad thing. I may get back on the .wlf horse and recreate those yo-yo ta-tas for you once again. But, it may not be soon. Sorry and a kiss on the cheek does wonders for a dissapointed anus.