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For years months scientist have been looking for alternative forms of energy.Fools! The answer has been in front of us or rather behind us.I am taking about booty power.
    This idea isn`t as farfetched as one may think.I have asked around the scientific community for info but they all said booty power was too unstable and impossible to harness.A local bum who happened to have been a scientist before his career in bumliness happened to tell me of a one Dr.Booty, Jah Booty.He then asked me for some spare change so I peed on his box house and beat him down with a bat with the local teenagers.

    After hours of searching through the white pages I found a Booty.He opened the door and tolded me to come in( could of been get off my lawn before I shot you nigger but it sounds too similar to tell the difference).He offered me apple pie and a backrub then a tongue massage.He sat down for an interview with me

Me: That is a nice tie
Jah:Got it from JcPenny
Me:How much?
Jah:2 for 9.99
Me: Is it still going on ?
Jah:Yes
::rushes out::

After buying two ties for 9.99 I returned to his home

Me:How does booty power work?
Jahutt Plug
Me:Haha you said butt plug.Wait?isn`t that what gay men use for Anal masturbation?
Jah:My original prototype was stolen by a group of drag queens.
Me: You let drag queens steal your greatest invention without a fight?
Jah: I tried but they beat me down with their pumps and their powdered wigs
{First AIDs and now Global Warming, gay people are the root of all our problems)
Me:Are butt plugs on shelves as effect as the one you created?
Jah:No, you would be surprised none of the butt plugs have seen on shelves are meant for energy( I was surprised, his tie still looked better than mine.Maybe he lied about the store or maybe he doesn`t remember, yes thats its)
Me: Now the question we have all been waiting for, how does a butt plugs work?
Jah:Well first you insert the plug into the rectum then the advance energy absorbing technology absorbs anal heat and converts it into energy.On your store variety butt plugs you don`t have it but on my original prototype there is an actual outlet to insert a plug attach to your appliance.If you keep a 6-inch butt plug inserted for 24 hours you can power an item for one whole week straight.
Me: Thank you for the interview Mr.Booty
Jah: you aren`t a stripper?
Me: No! Next week we explore into the secretive past of Sunflower seeds, disgusting snacks or seeds of evil.

*No animals were hurt in the making of this interview.unless you count bums.

*Mr.Booty is the original creator of  the word Booty and  the original prototype of butt plugs.
*I lied about the White Pages, no one uses White Pages any more.

*Rappers are doing all they can to forward  the Pro-booty agenda.
BET is run on 100% Booty power the owner of BET had this to say." We are glad that we can make a difference in the environment to others  it may seem like we have been degrading women but in fact we  found that women  release more energy from their booty`s"

Bucktooth — Description
For years months scientist have been looking for alternative forms of energy.Fools! The answer has been in front of us or rather behind us.I am taking about booty power.
    This idea isn`t as farfetched as one may think.I have asked around the scientific community for info but they all said booty power was too unstable and impossible to harness.A local bum who happened to have been a scientist before his career in bumliness happened to tell me of a one Dr.Booty, Jah Booty.He then asked me for some spare change so I peed on his box house and beat him down with a bat with the local teenagers.

    After hours of searching through the white pages I found a Booty.He opened the door and tolded me to come in( could of been get off my lawn before I shot you nigger but it sounds too similar to tell the difference).He offered me apple pie and a backrub then a tongue massage.He sat down for an interview with me

Me: That is a nice tie
Jah:Got it from JcPenny
Me:How much?
Jah:2 for 9.99
Me: Is it still going on ?
Jah:Yes
::rushes out::

After buying two ties for 9.99 I returned to his home

Me:How does booty power work?
Jahutt Plug
Me:Haha you said butt plug.Wait?isn`t that what gay men use for Anal masturbation?
Jah:My original prototype was stolen by a group of drag queens.
Me: You let drag queens steal your greatest invention without a fight?
Jah: I tried but they beat me down with their pumps and their powdered wigs
{First AIDs and now Global Warming, gay people are the root of all our problems)
Me:Are butt plugs on shelves as effect as the one you created?
Jah:No, you would be surprised none of the butt plugs have seen on shelves are meant for energy( I was surprised, his tie still looked better than mine.Maybe he lied about the store or maybe he doesn`t remember, yes thats its)
Me: Now the question we have all been waiting for, how does a butt plugs work?
Jah:Well first you insert the plug into the rectum then the advance energy absorbing technology absorbs anal heat and converts it into energy.On your store variety butt plugs you don`t have it but on my original prototype there is an actual outlet to insert a plug attach to your appliance.If you keep a 6-inch butt plug inserted for 24 hours you can power an item for one whole week straight.
Me: Thank you for the interview Mr.Booty
Jah: you aren`t a stripper?
Me: No! Next week we explore into the secretive past of Sunflower seeds, disgusting snacks or seeds of evil.

*No animals were hurt in the making of this interview.unless you count bums.

*Mr.Booty is the original creator of  the word Booty and  the original prototype of butt plugs.
*I lied about the White Pages, no one uses White Pages any more.

*Rappers are doing all they can to forward  the Pro-booty agenda.
BET is run on 100% Booty power the owner of BET had this to say." We are glad that we can make a difference in the environment to others  it may seem like we have been degrading women but in fact we  found that women  release more energy from their booty`s"