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Published: 2010-05-28 11:59:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 24176; Favourites: 797; Downloads: 239
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This thing has been on my plate for about a year and a half.For some reason I couldn't pull it off.
That's because my voice isn't this awesome.
Anywho, this thing is just TWEENTASTIC.
I wanted it to be simple.
ENJOY.
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INDEED...
I gotta use that fellow more often...
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Yeah, but you know, those were pretty expensive candy bars.
You ever see those organic hand made chocolates?
They're pretty freakin expensive!
Probably worth more than this mans life.
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...chocolates worth more than an astronaut's life? Oh man, this calls for an epic adventure for this fantabulous chocolate, then.
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Yeah, but that's not an awesome way to die.
See, best way to die is to take some crazy drug,
go to the zoo, and wrestle a lion to the death.
Now THAT'S awesome. In case you win, go into the polar bear enclosure, and wrestle a bear. NOW, if you make it through THAT... You'd probably be better off going home and being crowned as the #1 awesomest old man. But most old guys go for the Rhinoceros.
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i wanna die by going onto the highest cliff on earth and jump into a tornado while wearing a Batman suit and hugging a jelly lobster! ^.^
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If I ever get REALLY old, I'll start jumping out of helicopters onto sharks and fight them armed with only a coconut and a hammer. Then my gravestone will have the inscription: "This guy died while beating a shark on the head with a coconut. He was 98. That's seriously epic." I've also already decided that I will be buried with a stainless steel top hat, a loaded shotgun, and a box of donuts. I'm not entirely sane.
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why not wrestle a giraffe? those things are fucking deadly, as youve shown in your animations
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no wrestle a dolphin the can use their echo powers to find you vital organs and attack them (p.s im not making this up its true)
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how bout get a dolphin to wrestle a giraffe, the beat the winner to death with a spork.
its a spoon and a fork so twice the damage
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yes yes epic death for me and you
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XD i think i shall try that next time i go into a depression .
fogrget all those go for the alligators O_O then go through the others only if you survive wrestling that thing in the water.
But if you survived all those I dont think youd have a reason to die youd be laughing your head off saying youre unbeatable then right before they put your name in the world genisus thing you get attacked by rat who gnaws its way through your brain through your eyes X_X
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No no you guys have it all wrong. An awesome way to die would be to go to the top of your local skyscraper, get some piano wire tie it to the building, and around your neck glue your hands to your head and jump off the building. Your head will come clean off! Congratulations you have successfully convinced innocent bystanders that you pulled your own head off.
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I heard that somewhere before. CSI maybe? If you really wanted to scare people do it off a elementary school. You may scar a couple kids for life but the rest would get a week of school.
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No that's another story. If you want to scar the kids, you have to dress up as a clown; practice your makeup you only have one shot at this. Get a costume that you can hide a shotgun somewhere in it and dress up in it. With your shotgun your makeup, mind me don't dress up as a scary clown. Just your typical clown. With your shotgun and costume on go to your nearest elementary school. Walk into a random classroom, ignore the teacher and start talking to the kids showing them various random tricks to catch their attention, remember ignore the teacher. Finally ask them if they want to see you make your head disappear remember you only have one chance. Then pull out your shotgun and shoot yourself. Viola you have successfully scarred a classroom of third grader for the rest of their lives.
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It could be that I'm just morbid, but reading this made me ridiculously happy.
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YESH.
THE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA LIVES ON.
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If I ever live to be old, I'm going to skydive out of an airplane in my wheelchair. Without a parachute.
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THAT WOULD BE EPIC!!!
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So your saying take PCP and wrestle a lion? wouldn't you just kill yourself before you even got to the zoo?
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