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(rings)
Jonny: hello
Tammy: hi, with whom am i speaking?
Jonny: uh, Jonny Doby
Tammy: Jonny
Jonny: uh huh
Tammy: i think you know who i am. i'm Tammy. i was in your store the other day, i gave you a request for a certain 'rainbow chip' cookies, with the dark chocolate center. did you get that for me?
Jonny: whe- when did i see you?
Tammy: it was sometime last week. i order the cookies. you're the handsome one, are'nt you?
Jonny: uh, well, hopefully (laughs)
Tammy; how old are you, darling?
Jonny: 27
Tammy: 27, thats what i thought. i'm that very attractive young girl that flirts with you all the time. you know who i am?
Jonny: not right off
Tammy: you know, listen. here's what i want, Jonny
Jonny: ok
Tammy: i want you to deliver the cookies to me personaly. & i want to just, you know, just between you & me & the devil, i like my ta-ta's licked. so i want to take the cookies. i want to crunch them up all over me, & i want you to lick them off me. what do you say to that?
Jonny: what? (laughs)
Tammy: you heard me, Jonny.
Jonny: yo- your'e kidding me, right?
Tammy: no. i'm not kidding you. i want you to grab a jar of that man-gravy, & i want it all over my booty.
Jonny: what??
Tammy: i live in a quiet neighbourhood, the boys i know have left. mostly to collage or the marines. do you understand what i'm saying?
Jonny: yes, i do
Tammy: & your'e a very attractive man. i come in there all the time. i asked for the cookies. remember? i ordered the cookies. & you said you would get them for me. & now what i want is i want you to deliver them to me
personally, ok? and i'll make you feel very good, Jonny. are you married?
Jonny: maybe you need to come by & talk to me
Tammy: you want me to come by in person? i be happy to
Jonny: why don't you come by & talk to me?
Tammy: you sure?
Jonny: come by & talk to me
Tammy: i'll come by today if i know you'll be there
Jonny: i'll be here for the rest of the day
Tammy: will you tell me if your'e married or not?
Jonny: we'll discuss that when you get here
Tammy: i want to know if it's worth my time or not, Jonny?
Jonny: well, that's what i'm gonna tell you when you get here
Tammy: really? you know, i find you sexy in that voice. alright, because now let me tell you something that you don't know - i have braces & a pierced tongue. when i used them on your skin, i could make you feel so good,
you won't know what hit you. i'll have a cookie & you all at once. & then you can have MY cookies. all right?
Jonny: come talk to me
Tammy: i'm gonna come talk to you, Jonny. i'll be over there, is this still you?
Jonny: yeah
Tammy: i know. your'e sexy as all get out, Jonny. that's why i asked for you.
Jonny: come down & talk to me
Tammy: you want me to come down?
Jonny: come down
Tammy: all right, i'll be there any minute
Jonny: all right
Tammy: all right, darling. goodbye
(click)

another Crank Yankers parody
"Tammy" originaly created by Teku 18+

Description
(rings)
Jonny: hello
Tammy: hi, with whom am i speaking?
Jonny: uh, Jonny Doby
Tammy: Jonny
Jonny: uh huh
Tammy: i think you know who i am. i'm Tammy. i was in your store the other day, i gave you a request for a certain 'rainbow chip' cookies, with the dark chocolate center. did you get that for me?
Jonny: whe- when did i see you?
Tammy: it was sometime last week. i order the cookies. you're the handsome one, are'nt you?
Jonny: uh, well, hopefully (laughs)
Tammy; how old are you, darling?
Jonny: 27
Tammy: 27, thats what i thought. i'm that very attractive young girl that flirts with you all the time. you know who i am?
Jonny: not right off
Tammy: you know, listen. here's what i want, Jonny
Jonny: ok
Tammy: i want you to deliver the cookies to me personaly. & i want to just, you know, just between you & me & the devil, i like my ta-ta's licked. so i want to take the cookies. i want to crunch them up all over me, & i want you to lick them off me. what do you say to that?
Jonny: what? (laughs)
Tammy: you heard me, Jonny.
Jonny: yo- your'e kidding me, right?
Tammy: no. i'm not kidding you. i want you to grab a jar of that man-gravy, & i want it all over my booty.
Jonny: what??
Tammy: i live in a quiet neighbourhood, the boys i know have left. mostly to collage or the marines. do you understand what i'm saying?
Jonny: yes, i do
Tammy: & your'e a very attractive man. i come in there all the time. i asked for the cookies. remember? i ordered the cookies. & you said you would get them for me. & now what i want is i want you to deliver them to me
personally, ok? and i'll make you feel very good, Jonny. are you married?
Jonny: maybe you need to come by & talk to me
Tammy: you want me to come by in person? i be happy to
Jonny: why don't you come by & talk to me?
Tammy: you sure?
Jonny: come by & talk to me
Tammy: i'll come by today if i know you'll be there
Jonny: i'll be here for the rest of the day
Tammy: will you tell me if your'e married or not?
Jonny: we'll discuss that when you get here
Tammy: i want to know if it's worth my time or not, Jonny?
Jonny: well, that's what i'm gonna tell you when you get here
Tammy: really? you know, i find you sexy in that voice. alright, because now let me tell you something that you don't know - i have braces & a pierced tongue. when i used them on your skin, i could make you feel so good,
you won't know what hit you. i'll have a cookie & you all at once. & then you can have MY cookies. all right?
Jonny: come talk to me
Tammy: i'm gonna come talk to you, Jonny. i'll be over there, is this still you?
Jonny: yeah
Tammy: i know. your'e sexy as all get out, Jonny. that's why i asked for you.
Jonny: come down & talk to me
Tammy: you want me to come down?
Jonny: come down
Tammy: all right, i'll be there any minute
Jonny: all right
Tammy: all right, darling. goodbye
(click)

another Crank Yankers parody
"Tammy" originaly created by Teku 18+