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So I have decided to do fanart of the AVGN... starring pretty much every female video game character who has appeared in the series!
I may be missing a few, but I have decided to draw just the ones who have left an impression on me.
Those gals include:
- Princess Zelda from The Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon and The Legend of Zelda: Faces of Evil on CD-i Philips ("You killed me!" "Good!")
- Little Red Hood from Little Red Hood on NES ("Oh! My dear Little Red Hood! Thank you for your coming!")
- Hooker from Slashers in Action 52 on NES ("I guess this guy doesn't understand the concept of a hooker. You're supposed to fuck her, not fuck her up!")
- Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz on Super Nintendo ("I thought it was a ballsack!")
- Jane from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties on 3DO ("Take your damn clothes off!")
- Cave explorer (yes, she's supposed to be female, despite AVGN referring to her as a he) from Underground in Action 52 on NES ("If he touches the mushroom, he spins around like a bowling pin and dies?")
- Naked chick from Gigolo on Atari 2600 ("Can you imagine if you're just sitting around, minding your own business, then all of a sudden, some naked chick breaks in and starts humping the crap out of you?")
- Skylar from Cybermorph on Atari Jaguar ("Where did you learn to fly?")
- Reika from Time Gal on Sega CD ("You can't touch me!")
- "Mrs. Tits" from Haunted Hills in Action 52 on NES ("Out of the way, you fucking ghosts, here comes Mrs. Tits, jumping like she's on the moon!")
- Figure skater from Winter Games on NES ("But if I were to give out an award, a big shit-dripping trophy, for the worst controls ever in a video game, I think it would go to this!")
- Karate chick from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties on 3DO ("Were you raised in a barn?")
- Jessica Rabbit (holding her number) from Who Framed Roger Rabbit on NES ("Well, the number definitely has changed...")
- Laurie Strode from Halloween on Atari 2600 ("It could be a big black dildo for all I care.")
- Carrie from Castlevania on Nintendo 64 ("But now, I am playing, like, as a schoolgirl?")
- Naked women from Beat 'Em & Lick 'Em on Atari 2600 ("Yummy!")
- Kid in distress from Moonwalker on Sega Genesis ("Michael!")
- Partying girl from Night Trap on Sega CD ("Yeah, get the tennis racket!")
- Bathroom girl from Night Trap on Sega CD ("All right, this is what I'm talking about!")
- Bubblegum Rosy/Rosie/Rossie from Bubblegum Rosy/Rosie/Rossie in Action 52 on NES ("Yay! I've always wanted to play a game where I'm a little girl shooting bubbles!")
... including Shit Pickle and Boo the cat, aka "Death Kitty".
And of course, the Angry Video Game Nerd.
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Comments: 247
gaucelm In reply to ??? [2010-10-16 18:00:55 +0000 UTC]
The purple one is from the "Atari Porn" episode. Because it was in a very old video game, that girl was just a tiny purple sprite. So that's why. The AVGN even expected her to come into his room to have sex with him.
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GiantPanda In reply to gaucelm [2010-10-17 18:10:47 +0000 UTC]
I had never seen that one before today.
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Super-Cute In reply to ??? [2010-10-14 01:16:55 +0000 UTC]
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY
lol <3 -fav-
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Hichcoot In reply to ??? [2010-10-14 00:32:27 +0000 UTC]
The nerd gets all the ladies!! hahaha
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conkeronine In reply to ??? [2010-10-13 21:56:48 +0000 UTC]
awesome go angry video game nerd
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RichardWesker In reply to ??? [2010-10-13 21:50:31 +0000 UTC]
This is amazing! I love your style! I need to do some Nerd fanart someday!
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gaucelm In reply to RichardWesker [2010-10-13 22:47:38 +0000 UTC]
Thanks a lot! You should try!
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oldiblogg In reply to ??? [2010-10-13 20:07:04 +0000 UTC]
J'adoooore!! Dommage que je les connaisses pas toutes, tiens! ^^
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gaucelm In reply to oldiblogg [2010-10-13 20:08:01 +0000 UTC]
Je te conseille alors d'aller regarder l'intégrale de la série de ce cher AVGN, tu ne le regretteras pas! Révise un peu ton anglais en passant, hein...
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oldiblogg In reply to gaucelm [2010-10-13 20:17:44 +0000 UTC]
Okay, vais voir ça! Dès que j'aurai fini de mater cette vidéo de Hooper de 2 heures...
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oldiblogg In reply to gaucelm [2010-10-13 20:29:51 +0000 UTC]
C'est un mec qui fait des vidéos sur Youtube, des tests de jeux, des reviews, des walkthroughs et autres trucs du genre... c'est assez sympa... là je suis en train de mater sa critique de "Zelda: the wand of Gamelon", jeu bien naze connu pour ses cutscenes en dessins animés d'un mauvais goût à débagouler son déjeuner. C'est assez fun ^^
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gaucelm In reply to oldiblogg [2010-10-13 20:37:44 +0000 UTC]
Bof, pour moi, aucun auteur de test de jeu en vidéo ne surpassera l'AVGN! Ce type-là est étonnant, sur la toile anglophone, il est LA révérence en ce qui concerne la vidéo de test de jeu. Et en plus, c'est un cinéaste amateur qui a une sacrée filmographie personnelle et il est en particulier intéressé par les films d'horreur et de science-fiction dont il fait aussi des critiques intéressantes et pertinentes.
Sur son site (cinemassacre.com), tu peux voir tout ce qu'il a fait. Passes-y donc. Ou pour une navigation plus aisée, va sur sa page wikipédia (que j'ai aidé à écrire), tape juste "avgn".
Contrairement à tant d'autres testeurs de jeux qui font des vidéos, l'AVGN n'est pas de mauvaise foi et est toujours juste quand il fait ses critiques, n'insultant un jeu que lorsqu'il le mérite (et c'est souvent!).
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oldiblogg In reply to gaucelm [2010-10-20 20:14:28 +0000 UTC]
J'ai regardé... sympa ce p'tit gars! J'approuve tout ce que tu as dit ^^
Mais je reste quand même fidèle au Hooper, rien n'empêche de suivre plusieurs à la fois et puis ce que j'aime avec Hooper, c'est quand il est content. Il a un rire qui est communicatif, c'est pas croyable, rien qu'à l'entendre on sent les bords supérieurs de ses lèvres qui vont faire un coucou aux oreilles.
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gaucelm In reply to oldiblogg [2010-10-20 21:36:19 +0000 UTC]
Bon, c'est vrai que l'Angry Video Game Nerd a "angry" dans son nom, et sa spécialité, c'est d'exprimer ce qui le rend furax, et comme il est toujours juste là-dessus, ça fait du bien de le voir appuyer là où les vieux jeux étaient chiants!
En tout cas, comme testeurs de jeux vidéos qui sont de gros blaireaux, je te déconseille "navetsjouables" où on voit juste un jeu joué filmé et des types à voix de con qui commentent dessus et n'arrêtent pas de s'esclaffer tout le long sans que l'on voit grand chose.
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oldiblogg In reply to gaucelm [2010-10-24 10:03:25 +0000 UTC]
Ah oui, j'avais déjà vu... y'a un ou deux trucs sympas chez eux, mais le reste devient vite crispant. "Vite", genre, 3-4 secondes, quoi.
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gaucelm In reply to oldiblogg [2010-10-24 12:44:19 +0000 UTC]
Oui, on est à peine à un quart du jeu où ils montrent maladroitement la jouabilité que déjà "Et bien, heuuuuu, voilàààà, c'était navetsjouables..."
Vive l'AVGN!
Même le Joueur du Grenier lui arrive pas à la plissure du talon!
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Riolu423 In reply to gaucelm [2012-07-27 01:54:55 +0000 UTC]
Sorry to cut in but let me ask you a question (this is all in good fun): I wonder how the Nerd could concentrate when he's trying to play a horrible game around so many girls?
Then again, could ANY hetero-man concentrate?
But hey, I'm a fanboy of his and I like the pic!
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gaucelm In reply to Riolu423 [2012-07-27 14:24:41 +0000 UTC]
Just because he's looking like he is concentrating doesn't mean he is actually concentrating.
Glad you like it!
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Riolu423 In reply to gaucelm [2012-07-27 14:49:32 +0000 UTC]
I see... I guess this would mean his focus is elsewhere at the time.
Yeah! I won't get over Madame Bowling Pin in the background. What, did she touch mushrooms back there?
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gaucelm In reply to Riolu423 [2012-07-27 15:13:59 +0000 UTC]
Yup, she touched mushrooms, we can say that.
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Riolu423 In reply to gaucelm [2012-07-27 15:27:31 +0000 UTC]
Wow. Well, she needs to stay off the mushrooms if she doesn't wanna spin around like a bottle in Truth or Dare.
And let me guess, you omitted the Indian Woman from Custer's Revenge to prevent controversial issues, right?
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Riolu423 In reply to gaucelm [2012-07-27 17:22:24 +0000 UTC]
I see. You know, the Nerd said he had to endure people like Bugs Bunny breaking into his home. But, a beautiful woman never happened.
Well Nerd, in this pic, you've got plenty of options here.
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gaucelm In reply to Riolu423 [2012-07-28 12:01:12 +0000 UTC]
Yes, but he is a Nerd. He has to defend his virginity.
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Riolu423 In reply to gaucelm [2012-07-28 14:42:59 +0000 UTC]
If Kyle was in this pic, I do wonder how he'd react to all the girls at his hiding place as, I quote from him, "There are no other couches to go behind!"
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gaucelm In reply to Riolu423 [2012-07-28 15:54:04 +0000 UTC]
Kyle has a guitar. You do NOT get away from girls when you have a guitar.
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Riolu423 In reply to gaucelm [2012-07-28 16:49:39 +0000 UTC]
Well... yeah, I mean some girls REALLY LOVE gentlemen that have good singing voices and can play an instrument like an electric guitar.
Would ladies be able to sit there while The Nerd reviews a game with the usual stuff? Rolling Rock, swearing? That's one of the questions the Nerd has never answered in any episode.
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gaucelm In reply to Riolu423 [2012-07-29 13:43:16 +0000 UTC]
Sometimes, just having an acoustic guitar and looking "poetic" is enough. Which is Kyle's case. But he is not a douchebag.
They would probably find him cute.
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Riolu423 In reply to gaucelm [2012-07-29 15:50:36 +0000 UTC]
I suppose, but truth be told, I've NEVER seen a female sitting next to The Nerd. It's been Mike Matei or, only one occasion, Sh*t Pickle.
Thing is, while being funny at the same time, the Karate Chick seems to know how horrible the music is in Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. Although, she broke the 4th wall there.
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gaucelm In reply to Riolu423 [2012-07-31 12:38:36 +0000 UTC]
Eeyup. AVGN is quite a masculine show!
It is more common than we can think for low-budget productions to acknowledge their own lack of quality. In doing so, it means less reviewers needing to point that out.
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Riolu423 In reply to gaucelm [2012-07-31 14:25:31 +0000 UTC]
What's more embarrassing about PDWT (Acronym for that game)? Is that they left an outtake on purpose and that was supposed to be funny. Heck, I'm not sure that's an outtake.
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gaucelm In reply to Riolu423 [2012-07-31 16:25:09 +0000 UTC]
Well, they thought that having the narrator randomly wearing a chicken mask in an upside down shot would be funny, because, random!
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Riolu423 In reply to gaucelm [2012-07-31 21:35:28 +0000 UTC]
Ah, Yes... as I quote from the Nerd, "An upside-down f*cking chicken mask!? ...(Gives up trying to figure THAT out)."
I also had that stare that said, "WHAT IN THE NAME OF LOVE WAS THAT ABOUT?"
As for Haunted Hill and Mrs. Tits in Action 52? That does look pretty good in spite of its brothers sucking HARD.
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gaucelm In reply to Riolu423 [2012-08-01 13:54:06 +0000 UTC]
It still pales compared to the regular NES library.
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Riolu423 In reply to gaucelm [2012-08-01 14:20:00 +0000 UTC]
Yes, even more so to more rational games likes Legend of Zelda. Speaking of which, why not make an Action 52 with good games like Legend of Zelda or Super Mario Bros. 3?
Why all those weird games that made no sense?
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gaucelm In reply to Riolu423 [2012-08-01 15:21:24 +0000 UTC]
If you want an Action 52 game like that, then go hang around in South East Asia. Bootlegs are very easy to find, and you can get a "multicart", a cartridge that contains a dozen different video games on it... but already published professional games! So you could buy a GameBoy cartridge that contains both Super Mario Land, Tetris, Alley Way, Penguin Land, Contra, Crayon Shin-Chan and others on it!
Action 52 was actually inspired by these types of multicarts.
Why weird games that make no sense? Because in designing and writing, it's actually easier to do something that is weird and nonsensical instead of something that is relatable and coherent.
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Riolu423 In reply to gaucelm [2012-08-01 15:59:05 +0000 UTC]
I see... To tell you the truth, I'm no stranger to bootlegs; I've seen a few of 'em before.
Anyway, about little Rossie in the farthest right corner... that's a good way to describe "killing time". It looks like she's waiting on something while chewing gum.
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Doom-Tanker In reply to gaucelm [2010-10-13 20:02:19 +0000 UTC]
awsome artwork in your gallery btw
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RUNNrabbitRUNN In reply to ??? [2010-10-13 19:56:41 +0000 UTC]
very glad you included the description with AVGN quotes! this is great!
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gaucelm In reply to RUNNrabbitRUNN [2010-10-13 19:58:43 +0000 UTC]
Thank you. I dislike being confused by fanart, so that's why I have put explanations, so you won't be confused.
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RUNNrabbitRUNN In reply to gaucelm [2010-10-13 20:19:13 +0000 UTC]
agreed, confusion is a bitch if your memory is kinda hinky, like mine.
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gaucelm In reply to walkyofmilwaukee [2010-10-13 19:55:33 +0000 UTC]
Thanks! It took me quite some time.
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