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GeneralPotiti — Drawing of Spidoid :3
Published: 2014-11-15 20:32:33 +0000 UTC; Views: 244; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Hey, guys!
General Potiti here, and here's a drawing of my creator of my arch-enemy Spidoid! Wait... DUDE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DRAW MY ENEMY?! D:<Me: Hey, EVERYONE needs screen time :3 Even the people I wrote to be your foes C:
Bitch.. -.- Anyway, this drawing pretty much overviews all of Spidoid's abilities... wait. Dude, THANK YOU FOR DRAWING THIS!!
Spidoid: Yeah, GREAT THANK YOU! NOW THIS ASSHOLE KNOWS ALL MY WEAPONS!!!
Me: Hey, nothing new to show here! Only the weapon you almost never use!
WHAT WEAPON?! O.O
Spidoid: *sigh* Just look at the energy whip on my left hand... I seek control, and a whip is not always controllable! Which is why I never use it! I don't even know why I built it in there!
Me: Potiti, get back to your role as presentator, this isn't a fucking roleplay! >: (
*sigh* Fine... -.- Add me to D-Watch, fave, and comment if you like it... I doubt you will... -.- ...and stay tuned for BETTER awesomeness in the future!
General Potiti, OUT! XD
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Spidoid: Humanity? What's that?
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human kind, of or pertaining to human beings. type it into Google for a better definition, but your a robot, and you can probably do that whenever you please. Regardless, why do you want to destroy humanity, do you hate us for not being perfect? or simply because you are autonomous and slightly vengeful?
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Spidoid: Ok, seriously, what are humans? Are they an organic species?
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They are an organic species that are widely known for creating synthetic life forms, such as yourself. We have sentience and this allows us to exist without the programming that you rely on.
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Spidoid: Then they are to be exterminated. An alien species, if organic, is not to be tolerated further existance. What are the coordinates of this planet?
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We are an organic species of the planet "Earth".
If you wish to erraticate us, so be it. But our species has willpower, like a hydra, you kill one, two more will fight back.
Humanity is strong, humanity will not surrender
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Spidoid: Neither will I. If YOU are a human, you shouldn't be so difficult to kill. How large is this population? How far spread across the galaxy? And again, WHAT are the coordinates of your planet?!
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We have a population of about 7-8 Billion individuals, and we are currently confined to our only planet, Earth. For detailed directions, please call 511. If you want my instructions, simply head towards the Signas star system, from there turn toward the Orion belt and keep going until about 500 lightyears in distance, take a right until you find a massive spherical asteroid belt. Go into the belt and head towards the nearest star. ( there will be a small red dwarf in the cloud but ignore it) Continue until you find a Blue/Green planet, if you hit a large planetoid that is extremely dense, you have gone too far.
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Spidoid: Hmmm... I could use these directions. But it's VERY far away. I'll take them out in... let's calculate... about 50 years. If the extermination of life in this sector goes smoothly, then that planet is next. Thank you.
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I take it that I'm going to have to stop you..... Just what drives you to kill organisms in the first place?
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Spidoid: Don't bother. The Spidoidian race will become superior to the weak organics. Life is a struggle, survival of the strongest is the first law. I am unstoppable. I'm stronger. Robots are stronger. We're SMARTER. Organics don't deserve existence. They put us as SLAVES to the organics. While we deserve so much MORE!! I was created to LIBERATE the mechanicals, and make them the MASTERS of the organics. They will serve us... if they're lucky enough to survive the first apocalypse. Which 90% will NOT be. You will be one of its first victims... *ignites beamsabers and electric staffs*
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