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The Mercs & Mimi Decide To Follow Godzilla As Long As They Can.

Spy: Does This Plane Have Enough Fuel?

Engineer: I Refueld Before We Left.

Spy: Good. I Wouldn't Want Us To Cause A Scene If We Had To Land At Sunshine Airport Like We Did When Tracking The Shroob Cult.

Heavy: It Was Soldier's Fault For Pulling The Fuel Hose Out Pre Flight You Know.

Soldier: I CALL BULLSHIT! THIS PLANE WAS MADE WITH AMERICAN MATERIALS AND AMERICAN PLANES ARE-

Mimi: As Vunerable As Any Other Aircraft.

Heavy And Demoman: *Laughing*

Engineer Stands Up

Engineer: You Know, While We're Tailing The Zillster. Mimi.

Mimi: Yes Papa?

Engineer: Can You Try Scanning That Lizard?

Mimi: Sure!

Mimi Leans Out And Analyses Godzilla.

Mimi: Okay. Here's What I'm Reading. The Dorsal Fins Are Made Of Hardend Magma-Like Sludge.

Spy: So It's A Living Volcano?

Mimi: Possibly. The Sludge Is A Dense Gel That Can Be Molded Thanks To Specialized Cells.

Medic: Godzilla Cells?

Engineer: I Heard About Skin Samples That Were Recoverd From The First Attack, It Was Said That The Samples Showed No Signs Of Damage Just Five Hours After Recovery. But I Assumed It Was Just A Rumor.

Mimi: The Creature's Skin Is Also Tough, No Conventional Weaponry Can Penetrate It.

The Team Sighed In Frustration.

Spy: There's Gotta Be Some Way We Can Wound It! The First Godzilla Was Killed. Right?

Demoman: Did You Bloody Forget How Serizawa Killed It?

Spy: Is Your Liver Not The Only Non Functioning Organ In Your Body Cyclops? The Engineer Literally Said Skin Was Blown Off Of It!

Engineer: I Also Said The Flesh Healed. Which Means It Can Regenerate.

Mimi: I Already Have A Name For It Too!

Soldier: What Now?

Mimi: Organizer G-1

Soldier: What Is An Organizer?

Spy: Soldier You Don't Even Know What A Kilometer Is.

Engineer: Do The Cells Shape The Gel?

Mimi: Yes! My Database Is Filling Up So Much I Should Plug Myself Into A Lap Top!

Engineer: *Chuckles*

Heavy: Oh That Slaps Me On De Knee!

Description
The Mercs & Mimi Decide To Follow Godzilla As Long As They Can.

Spy: Does This Plane Have Enough Fuel?

Engineer: I Refueld Before We Left.

Spy: Good. I Wouldn't Want Us To Cause A Scene If We Had To Land At Sunshine Airport Like We Did When Tracking The Shroob Cult.

Heavy: It Was Soldier's Fault For Pulling The Fuel Hose Out Pre Flight You Know.

Soldier: I CALL BULLSHIT! THIS PLANE WAS MADE WITH AMERICAN MATERIALS AND AMERICAN PLANES ARE-

Mimi: As Vunerable As Any Other Aircraft.

Heavy And Demoman: *Laughing*

Engineer Stands Up

Engineer: You Know, While We're Tailing The Zillster. Mimi.

Mimi: Yes Papa?

Engineer: Can You Try Scanning That Lizard?

Mimi: Sure!

Mimi Leans Out And Analyses Godzilla.

Mimi: Okay. Here's What I'm Reading. The Dorsal Fins Are Made Of Hardend Magma-Like Sludge.

Spy: So It's A Living Volcano?

Mimi: Possibly. The Sludge Is A Dense Gel That Can Be Molded Thanks To Specialized Cells.

Medic: Godzilla Cells?

Engineer: I Heard About Skin Samples That Were Recoverd From The First Attack, It Was Said That The Samples Showed No Signs Of Damage Just Five Hours After Recovery. But I Assumed It Was Just A Rumor.

Mimi: The Creature's Skin Is Also Tough, No Conventional Weaponry Can Penetrate It.

The Team Sighed In Frustration.

Spy: There's Gotta Be Some Way We Can Wound It! The First Godzilla Was Killed. Right?

Demoman: Did You Bloody Forget How Serizawa Killed It?

Spy: Is Your Liver Not The Only Non Functioning Organ In Your Body Cyclops? The Engineer Literally Said Skin Was Blown Off Of It!

Engineer: I Also Said The Flesh Healed. Which Means It Can Regenerate.

Mimi: I Already Have A Name For It Too!

Soldier: What Now?

Mimi: Organizer G-1

Soldier: What Is An Organizer?

Spy: Soldier You Don't Even Know What A Kilometer Is.

Engineer: Do The Cells Shape The Gel?

Mimi: Yes! My Database Is Filling Up So Much I Should Plug Myself Into A Lap Top!

Engineer: *Chuckles*

Heavy: Oh That Slaps Me On De Knee!