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natmuffin [2009-02-24 02:24:49 +0000 UTC]
Rofl, you're amazing.
Near...
at the beach...
being pale...
XD
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Urae [2009-02-18 04:39:37 +0000 UTC]
LMAOLMAO
You totally killed me, dude! xD
"What a pale-ass bitch.."
Poor Near xDDD
Epik wen
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Bindi-Bean In reply to ??? [2009-02-02 04:39:24 +0000 UTC]
it's like his mother was a tub of bleach.
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RoxyOblivion In reply to ??? [2009-01-20 03:10:11 +0000 UTC]
LMAO! xDD
Although I must imagine, with a body that pale, the poor boy would be burned to a crisp! I bet he'd be as red as a lobster within seconds.
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Akatsuki-kisa [2009-01-17 23:55:01 +0000 UTC]
XD awesome..maybe near bathes in glitter when no ones around
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tatita-chan [2009-01-14 14:30:04 +0000 UTC]
i want to be as pale as near! and my mother says i'm crazy because of it ¬.¬
sorry for the bad english x_x
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Tpkyomewmewlvr [2009-01-11 00:51:39 +0000 UTC]
the sad thing is that near isnt an albino he doesnt have red eyes.even though my RAT near DOES lol still funny every time tho
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UchihaBunny In reply to Tpkyomewmewlvr [2009-01-14 23:39:59 +0000 UTC]
Albino ppl don't always have red eyes, you know. They can also have grey eyes, which is what Near has so he could be albino
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Tpkyomewmewlvr In reply to UchihaBunny [2009-01-15 00:34:18 +0000 UTC]
yeah i know but 95% of albinos have reds eyes lol even tho you are right they can have grey or pink eyes as well
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AteMozzarella [2009-01-08 07:50:30 +0000 UTC]
Near? xD
He rocks the socks off of ALL the Twilight vampires
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Queen-of-the-Smileys [2009-01-08 06:54:12 +0000 UTC]
The palest orpan oh them al~
Near the pale ass bitch!
Had a very pale body!
And if you ever saw him
You could even say he glows~
owO;
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GodsHellSing In reply to Ryuzakis-heir [2009-01-04 17:29:04 +0000 UTC]
well pale kids are funny
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Ryuzakis-heir In reply to GodsHellSing [2009-01-07 02:50:20 +0000 UTC]
yes they are
one of my best friends are maaaad pale
lol
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Rosefoxangel [2008-12-29 19:12:08 +0000 UTC]
LOL! Near should've tried out for a part in Twilight
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Popgal120 In reply to Rosefoxangel [2009-01-08 04:25:09 +0000 UTC]
he would've made an interesting vampire
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Popgal120 In reply to Rosefoxangel [2009-01-09 07:40:06 +0000 UTC]
i can just see him playing maybe james
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Hato-Kotori In reply to Popgal120 [2009-01-17 03:51:04 +0000 UTC]
Stefan. White hair. *Nod nod*
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psychmeout [2008-12-15 00:26:45 +0000 UTC]
...Oh man, that made me lol.
Pale-ass bitch, indeed. I hope they all slathered on the sunscreen. XD
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Jirakotsu [2008-11-15 00:38:24 +0000 UTC]
...I...my friends laugh at me for being so pale, and that I only go out at night. T^T I HATE OUTSIDE!!! NOT MY FAULT I'M AN INSIDE PERSON!
xDDD This made me die inside, as...Mello seems drunk/stoned, and L is like a bitchy hooker.... o-o ANYWAYYYYYYY, I LOOOOOVE IIIIIT xD
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MattNeedsMoreTime [2008-11-09 00:59:38 +0000 UTC]
I'm sure it doesn't help that his clothes and hair are all very bleach white. Really, the darkest things on him are the little coal orbs we call eyes. That sounded very poetic, didn't it O.o
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ArtOfDoom [2008-11-04 20:56:06 +0000 UTC]
i know how near feels ;_; i'm the most paelest person in my house XP everyone else is olive ._. or alittle tan =_=
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mattyshoes [2008-11-03 23:05:52 +0000 UTC]
"what a pale ass bitch."
THIS IS THE MOST EPIC LINE EVER.
EVER.
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pandabearlover88 In reply to ??? [2008-10-15 23:20:51 +0000 UTC]
That's sooo funny! But, and Im not lying, I'm paler then my sock's. That's the Irish 4 ya
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KaleidoMewStar [2008-10-07 23:59:29 +0000 UTC]
Oh my gawd! Near's as shinny as vampires in the sun!
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kallen10 [2008-10-05 21:35:10 +0000 UTC]
dude, LMAO. that is one of the best comic strips i have read. i totally agree. Near spends too much time indoors playing with his toys XD
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