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Chapter 6: A Tall Vacation
Inside a once, secret room, the Tallests were sleeping peacefully. They successfully blocked all pathways so the large headed boy won't assassinate them and they knew that Zim was probably hundreds of miles away, looking for them.
Purple was slowly getting up in the middle of morning. His eyes opened and a familiar image appeared before him. He blinked a few times and realized what that person is. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Red bolted up from the couch. "What is it?! An attacker?" He looked over to Purple and found that it was much worse. "ZIM?!"
They both jumped to the corner of the room, frightened by the grinning menace. "My Tallest, I have returned! Did I pass?"
"P-P-Pass what?!" asked Red, nervous on what Zim was thinking.
"The test. Did I pass?"
"What test?" asked Purple.
Zim briefly laughed. "Oh, when I flew around this less-filthy planet and found the home of the Wendy-girl. She said that you My Tallest were never kidnapped, but was just testing my loyalty for this other-world situation."
The Tallest were impress and relieved that Wendy would cover them. Red stood up and cleared his throat. "Why yes. You've passed."
Zim grinned and bowed. "Thank you, My Tallest. Now what are your next orders, my Tallest?"
Purple stood up and brushed himself. "Well last night we were informed about a possible vampire that could be the reason we are here. We order you to uhhh."
"Collect information about the area. Away from this structure." added Red.
"Your wish is my command." Zim marched out of the now broken door. "Also, take my advice. Do not anger the Grunkle."
Red and Purple sit down and sighed. "That was close." said Purple.
"We owe Wendy big time." said Red. "Wonder if she's here?"
Then both their stomachs rumbled. "Minor priority." said Purple. "Let's EAT!"
The Tallest walked into the kitchen and found the entire household. Dipper and Dib were looking through a book with a six fingered hand image on it as they fanboyed all over it. Zim was spying on them as he takes notes. Grunkle Stan was reading the newspaper as Mini-Moose floated around. Lastly they looked over to the stove to see Mabel and GIR making waffles, which they grinned in joy.
They sat down away from Zim as Mabel served them. "Bon appetite. Enjoy these waffles by me and GIR."
GIR turned around to reveal that he was wearing one of Mabel's handmade sweaters, just his right size. "They got waffles in them."
"You liiiiiiiie!"
Red and Purple dig in like Waddles and enjoyed every minute of the sweet taste of syrup and waffles. "Human girl, you have quite the talent." complimented Red, which made Zim make a note to not harm the Mabel human.
Grunkle Stan swiped off the syrup and crumb on his face due to the Tallest appetite and spoke. "Well aliens, robot, Paranoid Dipper rip-off, and chewtoy; I don't know how you all got here, but if you're staying here, you will have to do something in return." He looked at Zim and GIR. "You're probably already friends with Dipper and Mabel, go help them find a way to get you back home."
Zim and Dib glared at each other.
"And no fighting each other. Also don't get my niece and nephew in danger, or you two will be in danger."
Zim and Dib lowered their heads in fear.
"And I expect any damage you cause to be repaired. That means that broken door to Soos's break room." Stan looked at the Tallest.
"And you Tall guys. I say you should be part of the exhibit. Talk to people and give a performance or whatever."
Purple and Red looked at each other. "You mean like hang out?"
"Yeah, just don't attack anyone and be friendly. I expect to make money."
"Don't worry, we'll hand out." Purple and Red grinned at each other. Since they didn't have to run the Massive at the moment, they could take a short break.
After breakfast, Stan took the Tallest into the Mystery Shack. "Welcome to the Mystery Shack."
Red and Purple looked at the 'real' artifacts. "Oooooh, googly eyes." said Purple.
Red looked around. "Are humans really this dumb?"
"Only the easily scammed!" proclaimed Grunkle Stan. "Just don't let them know. Pretend that everything here is real." Red was admired that at least one 'tall' human wasn't stupid.
A little later, after everyone went their separate ways, Red and Purple saw Wendy coming. "Sup, Tall Greens." She greeted in her cool tone. "Is Zim here? My dad wants to pummel him for climbing into my room last night, and so do I."
The Tallest sighed. "No, we ordered him to investigate this world away from the Mystery Shack." said Red.
"But seeing him get beaten would have been better." sighed Purple.
"Well don't feel too bad. I just wanted to punch him for waking me up." said Wendy. "My Dad however thought it was for another reason. And trust me it would be too gruesome to watch."
This only made Red and Purple more enthuse to see. Red got an idea and took out a small flying spy camera out of this backpack device. "Follow Zim around and don't miss a moment of any pain he received."
"And get perfect shots!" said Purple before the machine flew off.
"Woah, that's cool." said Wendy.
"Not as cool as running an inter-galactic empire."
Wendy smiled. "So what are you guys gonna do?"
Red and Purple informed that they had to work in the Mystery Shack by hanging out. "Trust me, we are gonna have so much fun." With that, the three high-fived each other.
After the Mystery Shack opened, Grunkle Stan started his first tour of the day. "Behold, two real live space aliens." Grunkle Stan showed them Red and Purple on a set, waving at them. "Ask them any question for ten, I mean fifty, I mean one hundred dollars."
Red and Purple held in their laughter as the stupid humans gave their hard-earned money to a con-artist. They looked at a gullible man with a question. "What time is it?"
The two nearly lost it. "It's .. hih …. Eleven."
Everyone oooohed. "What's in stored for the future?" asked a woman.
"Full of mysteries, planned, and natural events." answered Purple.
"I KNEW IT!" Wendy burst out with laughter in the Gift shop.
They went down all the people that attend the tour.
"Do you know a good ingredient for pancakes?" asked Lazy Susan
"Live sea slugs." answered Purple.
"Is Puppet Heaven real?" asked Gave Bensen.
"It is if you put your heart into it." answered Red.
"Have you seen a missing Mini-Golf trainer and champion named Sergei?" asked Shandra Jimenez.
"If we saw him, he wouldn't be missing."
"When will death come?" asked Mayor Befufftlefumpter.
"When you leave a tooth under your pillow."
"Who should I choose, the Raccoon or the beaver as my love?" asked McGucket.
"Raccoon."
"Can anything make CGI obsolete?" asked Harry Claymore.
"Real life man, real life."
"Can Durland be any more perfect?" asked Sheriff Blubs.
"Who are you to judge?"
"Have you seen a very dangerous and very unstable time traveling device that could tear the fabric of time and could cost me my job if I don't find it?!" asked Blendin Blandin.
"Here's a voice changer."
"What's a good move to impress the boys." asked Grenda.
They respond by asking what's on her shirt and flick her nose. "That."
"Where did I go wrong?" asked Toby Determined
"Nothing, your life was just destined …. For whatever is wrong with you."
"WHERE'S THAT GREEN KID WHO SNUCK INTO MY DAUGHTER ROOM LAST NIGHT?!" asked Manly Dan, which the mere sight of him caused Red and Purple to scream and hide behind a flying bacon-bear.
"He's with Dipper." answered Wendy. "Just don't beat Dipper up and do not swat any bugs."
Manly Dan walked out the door with Red and Purple leaving their hiding spot. "That's your father?!" asked Red.
"Uh huh." answered Wendy. "That's Manly Dan. That's why literally no one messes with him or the family."
"And he's going to beat the stuffing out of Zim?" asked Purple.
"When he catches him." Wendy smirked when the two gleed. "Boy, Zim must sure be a pain."
"You have no idea." said Red. "You should have seen him in Impending Doom. He nearly destroyed his target planet."
"But isn't that his job?" asked Wendy.
"It wasn't his assigned planet, it was our HOME planet!" Purple blurted out.
"Ohhhh my gosh!" Wendy gasped. "How did he mess that up?"
"Who knows." said Red. "After that, we banished him to serve on a food court planet, but when Impending Doom II was about to begin, he quit his banishment."
"Wait, he QUIT his banishment?" Wendy started to laugh.
"So to finally get him out of our antennas, we sent him to a 'mystery' planet that no one ever heard of." said Purple. "We gave him a default SIR unit with stuff from our pockets as brains, and he flew off toward a random direction forever."
"Which turned out our world's Earth was located. Who knew?" Red said. "The planet didn't seem interesting at all."
Wendy chuckled, but soon realized something. "Wait a minute. Impending Doom, inter-galactic empire, Invaders." Wendy gasped. "Why didn't I see this before? You guys are evil tyrants!"
In fear of losing a cool friend, Purple took out a ray-gun device and zapped her mind.
"Environmentalists. Gottcha. I'll be in the Gift Shop." Wendy walked back to her post.
"Purple." said Red. "Do not tell her anything about our awesome jobs."
"Or else she'll send her father after us!" They both gulped. "What do you think having a dad would be like?"
They spend the next hour hanging out with Wendy. They would eat plenty of snacks, crack jokes, tell how boring some things are, and even told their experiences in their home worlds (with the Tallest replacing doom-related stuff with nature stuff).
"Dance party!" Wendy turned the radio on and the three started dancing as Soos did the worm.
"Hey, I'm in the story again!"
But then their little party was stopped by a tall, dark, gloomy man wearing a black trench coat, bowler hat, and sunglasses walked into the shop. "Good Evening." The man said.
"It's noon." said Purple.
"Lunch!" The Tallest took out a brown-paper bag and gulped down whatever they've packed.
The man walked toward the counter. "I'm looking for this Garlic King." He took out a poster from the Garlic Festival. "I vant to suck his blood, I mean congratulate him for promoting the abomination of Garlic." His whispers did nothing to fool Wendy. She eyed around her post for anything anti-vampire related.
"Sorry, he's not here." Seeing that nothing good was around, she turned to Soos. "Soos, do you know where the Garlic King is? Or what type of metal do you have on you?"
Soos thought for a moment. "He should be with Dipper and Dib. Dipper's the one with the blue and white hat and with bloodtype A."
"Bloodtype A?!" With that, the man removed his hat and sunglasses to reveal his pale skin, black eyes, and long fangs. "Let me suck his blood!" He sprouted batwings which scared the Tallest.
Wendy drew out her trusty axe and tried slashing at the vampire, but he dodged every move.
"Blah Blah. You cannot defeat Count Bracula!"
"B-Bracula, seriously?"
Count Bracula flew out the window before Wendy could stab his heart with a rib-eyed steak. "I will be enjoying the sweet taste of his blood. Blah!" Wendy, Soos, and the Tallest ran outside to see the vampire flying away. "Ow, the sun is burning my face and wings!"
"He's after Dipper!" shouted Wendy. "We have to save him and ….. Soos. How'd you know his blood type?"
Soos just shrugged.
"Whatever!" Wendy and Soos jumped in the nearest cart and drove after the vampire, leaving the Tallest alone.
"Wanna eat more snacks or give humans more stupid advice?" asked Red.
"BOTH!"
End of Chapter
Count Bracula is my original character.
6-15-18-5-19-8-1-4-15-23-9-14-7

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Chapter 6: A Tall Vacation
Inside a once, secret room, the Tallests were sleeping peacefully. They successfully blocked all pathways so the large headed boy won't assassinate them and they knew that Zim was probably hundreds of miles away, looking for them.
Purple was slowly getting up in the middle of morning. His eyes opened and a familiar image appeared before him. He blinked a few times and realized what that person is. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Red bolted up from the couch. "What is it?! An attacker?" He looked over to Purple and found that it was much worse. "ZIM?!"
They both jumped to the corner of the room, frightened by the grinning menace. "My Tallest, I have returned! Did I pass?"
"P-P-Pass what?!" asked Red, nervous on what Zim was thinking.
"The test. Did I pass?"
"What test?" asked Purple.
Zim briefly laughed. "Oh, when I flew around this less-filthy planet and found the home of the Wendy-girl. She said that you My Tallest were never kidnapped, but was just testing my loyalty for this other-world situation."
The Tallest were impress and relieved that Wendy would cover them. Red stood up and cleared his throat. "Why yes. You've passed."
Zim grinned and bowed. "Thank you, My Tallest. Now what are your next orders, my Tallest?"
Purple stood up and brushed himself. "Well last night we were informed about a possible vampire that could be the reason we are here. We order you to uhhh."
"Collect information about the area. Away from this structure." added Red.
"Your wish is my command." Zim marched out of the now broken door. "Also, take my advice. Do not anger the Grunkle."
Red and Purple sit down and sighed. "That was close." said Purple.
"We owe Wendy big time." said Red. "Wonder if she's here?"
Then both their stomachs rumbled. "Minor priority." said Purple. "Let's EAT!"
The Tallest walked into the kitchen and found the entire household. Dipper and Dib were looking through a book with a six fingered hand image on it as they fanboyed all over it. Zim was spying on them as he takes notes. Grunkle Stan was reading the newspaper as Mini-Moose floated around. Lastly they looked over to the stove to see Mabel and GIR making waffles, which they grinned in joy.
They sat down away from Zim as Mabel served them. "Bon appetite. Enjoy these waffles by me and GIR."
GIR turned around to reveal that he was wearing one of Mabel's handmade sweaters, just his right size. "They got waffles in them."
"You liiiiiiiie!"
Red and Purple dig in like Waddles and enjoyed every minute of the sweet taste of syrup and waffles. "Human girl, you have quite the talent." complimented Red, which made Zim make a note to not harm the Mabel human.
Grunkle Stan swiped off the syrup and crumb on his face due to the Tallest appetite and spoke. "Well aliens, robot, Paranoid Dipper rip-off, and chewtoy; I don't know how you all got here, but if you're staying here, you will have to do something in return." He looked at Zim and GIR. "You're probably already friends with Dipper and Mabel, go help them find a way to get you back home."
Zim and Dib glared at each other.
"And no fighting each other. Also don't get my niece and nephew in danger, or you two will be in danger."
Zim and Dib lowered their heads in fear.
"And I expect any damage you cause to be repaired. That means that broken door to Soos's break room." Stan looked at the Tallest.
"And you Tall guys. I say you should be part of the exhibit. Talk to people and give a performance or whatever."
Purple and Red looked at each other. "You mean like hang out?"
"Yeah, just don't attack anyone and be friendly. I expect to make money."
"Don't worry, we'll hand out." Purple and Red grinned at each other. Since they didn't have to run the Massive at the moment, they could take a short break.
After breakfast, Stan took the Tallest into the Mystery Shack. "Welcome to the Mystery Shack."
Red and Purple looked at the 'real' artifacts. "Oooooh, googly eyes." said Purple.
Red looked around. "Are humans really this dumb?"
"Only the easily scammed!" proclaimed Grunkle Stan. "Just don't let them know. Pretend that everything here is real." Red was admired that at least one 'tall' human wasn't stupid.
A little later, after everyone went their separate ways, Red and Purple saw Wendy coming. "Sup, Tall Greens." She greeted in her cool tone. "Is Zim here? My dad wants to pummel him for climbing into my room last night, and so do I."
The Tallest sighed. "No, we ordered him to investigate this world away from the Mystery Shack." said Red.
"But seeing him get beaten would have been better." sighed Purple.
"Well don't feel too bad. I just wanted to punch him for waking me up." said Wendy. "My Dad however thought it was for another reason. And trust me it would be too gruesome to watch."
This only made Red and Purple more enthuse to see. Red got an idea and took out a small flying spy camera out of this backpack device. "Follow Zim around and don't miss a moment of any pain he received."
"And get perfect shots!" said Purple before the machine flew off.
"Woah, that's cool." said Wendy.
"Not as cool as running an inter-galactic empire."
Wendy smiled. "So what are you guys gonna do?"
Red and Purple informed that they had to work in the Mystery Shack by hanging out. "Trust me, we are gonna have so much fun." With that, the three high-fived each other.
After the Mystery Shack opened, Grunkle Stan started his first tour of the day. "Behold, two real live space aliens." Grunkle Stan showed them Red and Purple on a set, waving at them. "Ask them any question for ten, I mean fifty, I mean one hundred dollars."
Red and Purple held in their laughter as the stupid humans gave their hard-earned money to a con-artist. They looked at a gullible man with a question. "What time is it?"
The two nearly lost it. "It's .. hih …. Eleven."
Everyone oooohed. "What's in stored for the future?" asked a woman.
"Full of mysteries, planned, and natural events." answered Purple.
"I KNEW IT!" Wendy burst out with laughter in the Gift shop.
They went down all the people that attend the tour.
"Do you know a good ingredient for pancakes?" asked Lazy Susan
"Live sea slugs." answered Purple.
"Is Puppet Heaven real?" asked Gave Bensen.
"It is if you put your heart into it." answered Red.
"Have you seen a missing Mini-Golf trainer and champion named Sergei?" asked Shandra Jimenez.
"If we saw him, he wouldn't be missing."
"When will death come?" asked Mayor Befufftlefumpter.
"When you leave a tooth under your pillow."
"Who should I choose, the Raccoon or the beaver as my love?" asked McGucket.
"Raccoon."
"Can anything make CGI obsolete?" asked Harry Claymore.
"Real life man, real life."
"Can Durland be any more perfect?" asked Sheriff Blubs.
"Who are you to judge?"
"Have you seen a very dangerous and very unstable time traveling device that could tear the fabric of time and could cost me my job if I don't find it?!" asked Blendin Blandin.
"Here's a voice changer."
"What's a good move to impress the boys." asked Grenda.
They respond by asking what's on her shirt and flick her nose. "That."
"Where did I go wrong?" asked Toby Determined
"Nothing, your life was just destined …. For whatever is wrong with you."
"WHERE'S THAT GREEN KID WHO SNUCK INTO MY DAUGHTER ROOM LAST NIGHT?!" asked Manly Dan, which the mere sight of him caused Red and Purple to scream and hide behind a flying bacon-bear.
"He's with Dipper." answered Wendy. "Just don't beat Dipper up and do not swat any bugs."
Manly Dan walked out the door with Red and Purple leaving their hiding spot. "That's your father?!" asked Red.
"Uh huh." answered Wendy. "That's Manly Dan. That's why literally no one messes with him or the family."
"And he's going to beat the stuffing out of Zim?" asked Purple.
"When he catches him." Wendy smirked when the two gleed. "Boy, Zim must sure be a pain."
"You have no idea." said Red. "You should have seen him in Impending Doom. He nearly destroyed his target planet."
"But isn't that his job?" asked Wendy.
"It wasn't his assigned planet, it was our HOME planet!" Purple blurted out.
"Ohhhh my gosh!" Wendy gasped. "How did he mess that up?"
"Who knows." said Red. "After that, we banished him to serve on a food court planet, but when Impending Doom II was about to begin, he quit his banishment."
"Wait, he QUIT his banishment?" Wendy started to laugh.
"So to finally get him out of our antennas, we sent him to a 'mystery' planet that no one ever heard of." said Purple. "We gave him a default SIR unit with stuff from our pockets as brains, and he flew off toward a random direction forever."
"Which turned out our world's Earth was located. Who knew?" Red said. "The planet didn't seem interesting at all."
Wendy chuckled, but soon realized something. "Wait a minute. Impending Doom, inter-galactic empire, Invaders." Wendy gasped. "Why didn't I see this before? You guys are evil tyrants!"
In fear of losing a cool friend, Purple took out a ray-gun device and zapped her mind.
"Environmentalists. Gottcha. I'll be in the Gift Shop." Wendy walked back to her post.
"Purple." said Red. "Do not tell her anything about our awesome jobs."
"Or else she'll send her father after us!" They both gulped. "What do you think having a dad would be like?"
They spend the next hour hanging out with Wendy. They would eat plenty of snacks, crack jokes, tell how boring some things are, and even told their experiences in their home worlds (with the Tallest replacing doom-related stuff with nature stuff).
"Dance party!" Wendy turned the radio on and the three started dancing as Soos did the worm.
"Hey, I'm in the story again!"
But then their little party was stopped by a tall, dark, gloomy man wearing a black trench coat, bowler hat, and sunglasses walked into the shop. "Good Evening." The man said.
"It's noon." said Purple.
"Lunch!" The Tallest took out a brown-paper bag and gulped down whatever they've packed.
The man walked toward the counter. "I'm looking for this Garlic King." He took out a poster from the Garlic Festival. "I vant to suck his blood, I mean congratulate him for promoting the abomination of Garlic." His whispers did nothing to fool Wendy. She eyed around her post for anything anti-vampire related.
"Sorry, he's not here." Seeing that nothing good was around, she turned to Soos. "Soos, do you know where the Garlic King is? Or what type of metal do you have on you?"
Soos thought for a moment. "He should be with Dipper and Dib. Dipper's the one with the blue and white hat and with bloodtype A."
"Bloodtype A?!" With that, the man removed his hat and sunglasses to reveal his pale skin, black eyes, and long fangs. "Let me suck his blood!" He sprouted batwings which scared the Tallest.
Wendy drew out her trusty axe and tried slashing at the vampire, but he dodged every move.
"Blah Blah. You cannot defeat Count Bracula!"
"B-Bracula, seriously?"
Count Bracula flew out the window before Wendy could stab his heart with a rib-eyed steak. "I will be enjoying the sweet taste of his blood. Blah!" Wendy, Soos, and the Tallest ran outside to see the vampire flying away. "Ow, the sun is burning my face and wings!"
"He's after Dipper!" shouted Wendy. "We have to save him and ….. Soos. How'd you know his blood type?"
Soos just shrugged.
"Whatever!" Wendy and Soos jumped in the nearest cart and drove after the vampire, leaving the Tallest alone.
"Wanna eat more snacks or give humans more stupid advice?" asked Red.
"BOTH!"
End of Chapter
Count Bracula is my original character.
6-15-18-5-19-8-1-4-15-23-9-14-7