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Don't Leave Us! Huh?

Chapter 1

The Loud House, what can you says about it? Well minus the fact that Nick is actually doing a good job for once; but not that.

It's a house full of eleven kids; and just like other siblings, they have their ups and down as well. They fight and make up, rinse and repeat. But would the fear of driving a sibling away will break …. NO WAIT, COME BACK!

This is not a dime a dozen, 'Lincoln runs away' fanfiction. And no, nobody runs away in this. It's just about all the sisters fearing they might make Lincoln run away. This is just a pure comedy fanfic on how I think the actual show will handle a situation like this, well closer than other fanfictions.

So are we cool? …. Great, I'm just going to randomly guess that every single individual reading this is O.K. with this, so let's begin.

Within the Loud House, it looks like an argument was going on. In a Lincoln vs. Sisters debate, they yell about ….. well it sound like multiple things, probably some chain of small unfortunate events that sounds a lot more serious to kids and teenagers. But will these mistakes of the past matter for what may arise from such angered feelings, we will soon find out from our tale of …. Of … Lucy, what rhymes with feelings, I need a poem.

"Not now, spirit from the other realm, I must reveal my sorrowful soul my brother have betrayed." Lucy spoke to nothing, but the other sisters paid no attention as each sister was arguing with Lincoln Loud in the living room.

"You made me look stupid in front of Bobby during our live-chat date!" Lori shouted, who for some reason is dressed like a clown.

"I wore white after Labor Day and you didn't even warn me!" Leni shouted, with her entire outfit completely white. I mean really white. It's like she's wearing green in front of a green screen which the computer gives off this bizarre looking scenario. Kind of reminds me of other cartoons that do the same thing. Strange, isn't it?

"You thought Mick Swagger's latest album is getting a bit too political." Luna snarled as she holds a poster of Mick. "He will never be a puppet to the corporate mass media illuminati!"

"What's the Mass-ter, Luna? Need to take some stress media-cine!" Luan laughed, but quickly glared at Lincoln. "And what's up with you, doc? Eating my rabbit's carrots without asking first? You're so out of character!"

"You busted every single ball I own!" Lynn growled with her deflated sports balls piled up behind her.

"You showed my bat collection the true beauty of light, which that I will never forgive you." Lucy said as she sighs to her bats staring at a light bulb.

"You got us into a fight!" shouted the twins.

"Well she was fighting more." Lola pointed at Lana.

"No, you did!" Lana barked back as the two started fighting each other.

"You corrupted my tonic that would revolutionize the medical field by moving our understanding of all mortal defects of our organic vessels by four centuries." Lisa said as she adjusted her glasses. "I would of have cured brain tumors by this Wednesday, and what are the calculations that you were born with such a still incurable disease? You have brought yourself and humanity to the will of discomposure."

….. Yeah I went there, sue me!

"Poo Poo!" Lucy said as she points at a pile of block, which I guess used to be a tower.

Lincoln Loud, the only brother in the family, felt outnumbered by all his sisters' shouting at him. But from eleven years living with them hadn't left his back bone too soft for an argument.

"How can you blame all me for this? All I did was push down a domino!"

Lisa then pulled in a random screen that showed the events unfold. "You did, male sibling." She let the video played which showed that the dominos Lincoln set up accidently startled a bug which flew towards their bird, Walt, to chase after it, which ends up knocking over a lamp that also broke a vase which then fell near their cat, Cliff, which startled it to run into Luan and Luna's room which caused an unseen commotion.

"I've studied this ironically named 'Domino Effect' and found the perpetrator to be you, brother."

Lincoln was completely dumbfounded by all this. Was it all just a stupid dream, a prank, some sinister demon summoned by Lucy pulling everyone's strings? He was without a solution as his jaw just hang there. "But-But, this doesn't make any sense!"

"The only thing that doesn't make sense is your face!" The five-year old Lola shouted at her older brother. "Your face is also stupid and I don't want to see it right now!"

"Me too!" Lana shouted along with her twin sister. "I don't want to see your face more!"

"No, I don't want to see his face more!" The two wrestled again.

"I rather punch it." Lynn said.

"I can deal with your face, but I don't want to listen to you!" Luna placed head phones in her ears and turned up the volume.

"I'll make a mask for you!" said Leni with a frown. "It will have like, the best looking design. Oooh, I should hold a mask fashion show."

"I'll hide within the depths of darkness, where even your burden heart will not sink." Lucy said with her usual dark tone.

"I am so going to post this on NoLifeBook!" shouted Lori typing on her phone.

"It is indeed wise that we recieve no contact to you for a specific amount of time which will allow our amygdala to affect our cortex which will lower our emotional state. In Neanderthals words, leave us alone so we can cool off."

"Yeah, just like with our Sister Protocol which you only learned of recently." Lori pointed her finger at Lincoln. "You butt out so we can settling this ourselves, like a real family will do."

Lincoln did not know what he was hearing. Why were his sisters acting like this? How could all this stupid stuff happen because he just wanted to play dominos the fun way? Why does he feel so much unnecessary hate? Why is he questioning his worth all of a sudden? Why does he feel like he can swear without it being bleeped out? And why does he feel like Lisa will never find a cure for brain tumors?

He doesn't know what the (Bleep) is going ….. oh, we're still bleeping our swears? Fine with me.

Anywho, he doesn't know what the heck is going on, but he is having enough of this. With steam shooting from his ears, he shouted back at his sisters with a force of a hurricane.

"ALRIGHT FINE! I'LL STAY OUT, BUT DON'T YOU DARE CRY WHEN I'M GONE TOMORROW!" Lincoln huffed and puffed as he marched right upstairs to his room.

"Well fine then, go!" shouted all the sisters as they walk to the sofa to watch T.V. for their stress release, but not Leni. Her anger vanished after processing what Lincoln said. "When I'm gone tomorrow?" Feeling worried, she jumped in front of the T.V. and waved her arms at her sisters. "Guys, what did Lincoln mean when he said 'when I'm gone tomorrow'?"

The rest of them didn't know what she meant, but soon recalled their brother's last words.

"Yeah, he did say that." Lana said, now feeling worried herself. "What does he mean by that?"

"Like where will he go; Clyde's house?" Lola asked while shrugging.

"Not likely, he and his obviously non-blood related family have departure to a trip to New York City for an opera." Lucy said. "Even Lincoln will avoid such drama and an overweight human female to sing at an annoying large pitch."

"And Ronnie Anne moved out of town." Luan scratched her chin. "But he just said 'when I'm gone tomorrow'. Didn't say where, did he?"

As Lynn thought about it, she gasped while hugging her legs. "Guys, what if Lincoln is … is going to run away!"

A dead silence has lay on the Loud House. Their mouth opened wide, but not a gasp was heard.

"Y-You mean like, leaving us and never coming back?" Lana asked with her eyes watery. "But he loves us, and we love him like how I love mud."

"Why would he even think about that, it's not like we did anything wrong to him." Lola folded her arms and turned away.

"Actually, we did." Lucy spoke as she slowly turned her head. "I just fully realized how pathetic our reasons to be angry with him were."

As the sisters thought about it, they come to realized just like Lucy, that all those things that had happen was completely out of control for Lincoln. Heck, far more than they can imagine.

"You're right!" Luan gasped. "I can just buy more carrots! Heck, I didn't even write 'Gary' on those carrots."

"And everything I own gets busted all the time, because of me!" Lynn held her head in stress.

"Ya know, maybe Mick is getting a bit political." Luan looked at the poster. "I mean some of his new gibberish lyrics do sound suspicious, and now I want to vote for the politic party with that … goat man thing with bat wings."

"That's actually a wise choice." Lucy said with a sigh. "At least bats can see, even if some have bad hearing which make their echo location worthless." Lucy turned to one of her bats trying to hear with a huge horn to his ear.

"Poo Poo….." Lily frowned as she set up her blocks again, without a problem.

"And maybe I should have studied a calendar better." Leni looked at her completely white outfit. "And ya know, I should be angry at all of you too, but I only yelled at Lincoln."

"O.K. seriously, why in the world am I dressed as a clown for!?" Lori stood up addressing her attire. "This can't be an accident!"

Lisa looked over her data and closed her eyes. "I also exaggerated my works, it appears. Looks like I'll never cure tumors at the time period I had hoped for."

The girls all looked at one another as guilt and fear slowly took in, but Lori managed to keep herself calm. "No, there is no way Lincoln will do that. We always fight, nothing will change." She picked up the remote and turned the T.V. on. "Now let's watch something to keep our minds off it."

But wouldn't you know it, the first thing that came on that screen was a news station interviewing a sadden family.

"Our …. Our boy ran away because of us!"

All the girls gasped, but Lori just changed the channel. "That's-That's just a coincident. Doesn't mean anything." She says, as the next show was about a cartoon bunny running away from home.

"I'm just a big ol' mess up. They'll be better off without wibble ol' me."

"Coincident!" Lori spoke loudly as she changed the channel, to another runaway drama.

"I've left my miserable home behind as a child." Spoke a man in a dark city. "Why would I linger in a supposed home with no love whatsoever? But the real question is, am I still happy?"

"We're so much better than drama boy's family!" Lori frantically spoke as she changed the channel, to another runaway theme program.

"They all hate me!"

"We-"

"It's all my fault."

"Are-"

"I'm just a miserable runt."

"A-"

"Good riddance."

"Functional-"

"I have no money left and I'm cold and hungry."

"FAMILY!" Lori finally lost it as the next show revealed a tombstone and a family grieving. "AH!" Lori yelped as she dropped the remote and started pulling her hair. "We are horrible sisters!"

"Extra horrible today for some reason!" Leni said as the two eldest sisters embraced each other and cried.

"I'm going to stop him right now!" Lynn cried out, but Lisa blocked the stairs.

"Wait, fellow blood relative."

"Can't you just say sis!?" Lynn shouted.

Lisa took out a remote control and a fly from behind her back. "Before we jump to conclusion, we should at least see our brother's current state." She used the controller and made the fly zoom around as the insects' vision appears on the controller. "We can witness his actions with my spy fly."

"Hold on." Lori looked at the small robotic fly and back at the controller. "Why is it that you can make so much inventions, and yet we're still middle class?"

"My age can limit many things." Lisa said as she adjusts her glasses. "Such as a single paycheck. Yet a Nobel Peace Prize is perfectly fine for a four year old."

Lisa controlled the fly upstairs and flew it thought Lincoln's bedroom key hole. "Now as you can see, this specimen-"

"Brother." Lynn said.

"Brother." Lisa repeated. "Is fine in his natural habitat. See how he store clothes and money in his backpack to-"

As a record halted, Lisa and the others all stare at the screen to see Lincoln packing his things.

"Tomorrow night, I am out of here!"

It came straight from the horse's mouth. All their fear is true, all their sorrow shall begin, and there was definitely no need to leave the footage on to see if this was some big misunderstanding that can be easily explain if they listen to the next sentence.

Their only brother is running away, because of them.

"Oh no, oh no!" Leni shouted as the others began to cry. "We have to stop him!" Before Leni could go up, Luna stopped her.

"Wait, we can't just beg him to stay after he found out we're spying on him!"

"And why would he believe us." Luan sat down and covered her eyes. "We'll just keep doing this over and over again, and we might go too far for some weird reason again."

"You're right." Lori said as she gathered the sisters together. "You heard him, we have until tomorrow night to change his mind, and that is what we're going to do." She pounded her palm. "We are going to show him how much he means to us. No fights, no yelling, no selfish stuff, nothing."

"Y-Yes!" Luan stood up. "No pranks, just my wonderful jokes."

"And a set quiet time." Luna smiled.

"Like, we should hover over him twenty-eight/seventy." Leni suggested. "No matter where he'll go, we'll always be there just looking at him with our happy faces."

"Poo Poo!" Lily spoke as she waves her arms.

"That settles it, girls." Lori said with determination. "Tomorrow morning we are never leaving Lincoln's side, even if it kills us."

"Tomorrow night, I am out of here!" Lincoln shouted with a pause following shortly, only to pick up a brochure. "And going straight to Comic Book Camp!" Lincoln happily cheers as he jump on his bed. "This is going to be the best week of my life, especially after … whatever happened with my sisters." He smiled to himself as he glanced at a group photo of his family. He stares at it for a while and felt somewhat worried.

"Ya know, maybe I shouldn't have set up those 3,046 dominoes around the house." Lincoln sighs to himself as he lay in bed. "And we do always fight and make up." Lincoln smiled as he snaps his fingers. "I know, tomorrow morning I'm going to make everyone breakfast; that should settle everyone down." He grinned widely as he lounge in his bed. "Tomorrow will be a good and perfectly normal day with no freaky things going on, just normal."

End of Chapter



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