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Chapter 3
6:00 p.m., Dinner Time.
This was it for the Loud Sisters, the final shot they have at showing their brother how much he's cared for and to keep him home where he belongs.
The food was prepared excellently, despite the heavy heart of knowing that any mistake could drive Lincoln from all of them for good.
"The Roast is done." Lori said as she placed the main course on the table.
"Mashed Potatoes and Gravy done." Lana and Lola said in the same concern tone as Lori.
"Corns, Peas, Green Beans are all set." Luna and Luan brought in the other sides as the sisters sat down.
"After dinner, we will take Lincoln to the frozen substance of dairy products and-"
"Ice Cream, Lisa. Ice Cream." Lynn said as they all quietly sit at the table.
Even if it looks possible to win him back, there was no hope for the Louds. They've spent all their lives fighting, and yet now they feel that Lincoln had it worse from that squirrel suit, missing that comic book convention, managing a date with four girls all at once which they brought upon him, their prank when he wanted to block out everyone for his own privacy, and other events people can easily base stories on.
Yet despite all that, they still manage to help each other out and in time give to Lincoln as well. Though does a couple of beautiful fish make an ocean peaceful, despite the starved sharks lurking?
"It's time." Lucy said as everyone nodded.
"I'll go get him for dinner." Leni stood up and walked out of the kitchen. "I just hope that we can convince Linky that-"
But without warning, the lights suddenly shut off.
"Ahhhhh!" all the girls screamed, minus Lucy, as they were now blinded by darkness, but not eternal darkness. They can still see their eyeballs for some reason.
"Again?" Lisa spoke as she took out a flashlight. "Ever since our first power outage, I've always carry a spare torch, as it's called in the United Kingdom." She aimed the light at all her siblings, but Leni is not seen. "I suggest we gather Leni and Lincoln before an accident leaves them damaged, with most concern going to Leni, despite our current family state."
The girls nodded as they gathered around Lisa to the living room.
"Leni? Leeeeeni? Big Sis?" The sisters all called out to Leni, but not a word from the air head.
"Leni? Lincoln?" The girls climbed upstairs to reach the last two siblings, but still nothing. They opened up his bedroom door and saw no trace of the boy.
"Maybe's he's in the bathroom." Luan suggested.
"Dude, I hope he didn't get hurt." Luna said as they walked through the hallway.
"Ew, I hope he didn't make a mess." Lola stuck her tongue out in disgust. "Lana, you go check."
Lola waited for her twin's response, but she did not answer.
"Lana?"
Lisa turned the light and saw no trace of Lana, just like with Leni and Lincoln.
"Ha ha, very funny." Lola sarcastically laughed at Lana's prank. "Come out, we have stuff to do!"
Lola's temper was nowhere near close to erupting as Lori's. She took out a whistle and blew it as loud as she could; hurting everyone's ears. "LANA, WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS!?"
"DUDE!" shouted Luna as she rubs her ears. "Do you have any idea how much I need my ears!"
Lori glared and snarled at Luna in the pitch black hallway. "And do you have any idea what all of this will cost us!?"
Luna tried her best to hold in her anger, Lori is right. She took a deep breath and called out to the missing siblings. "Lincoln, Leni, Lana?"
"Where'd did those alligators go?" Luan rubbed her head as she looks into her arms. "Do you have any idea, Lily? ….. Uh oh!"
"Uh oh, what?" Lori asked sternly as Lisa aimed the light to Luan, who is now holding a sack of potatoes.
"What happened to Lily?!" Luna shouted at the top of her lungs. "And where'd you get that?!"
Luan looked at the sack and shrugged. "I was going to save this for a game of hot potato, guess I grabbed this instead of Lily. Heh heh."
Lori slapped herself in the face. "Alright, we are splitting up. One team looks for the others while the second team finds Lily and then turns the light on."
"Dude, I don't think that's a good idea." Luna said, feeling nervous. "I'm getting this sick sixth sense vibe about splitting our team in a powerless and quiet house."
"I do not believe in this supposed sixth sense." Lisa stated. "But if I do have such a sixth ability, well technically there are far more senses the human body has, but in this topic, I would suggest listening to Luna."
"Lisa, not right now." Lori impatiently said. "Luna, Lisa, and Lola; you go get Lily. The rest of us will look for the others."
"Well can't argue with you." Luna held onto Lisa's and Lola's hands. "Come here, don't want you getting lost too."
The three walked downstairs as the others checked each bedroom.
"Leni? Lincoln?" Lori asked as she searches underneath her bed.
"Lana, Lily?" Luan searched in her room in the closet full of her prank material.
"Sis, bro?" Lynn looked in the attic and found only dust.
"Sigh." Lucy moved through the darkness of her room, but found no trace.
"Anything?" Lori asked as the two others met her downstairs in the living room. "Great, why now?" Lori held her head. "So Luna, did you find Lily yet?"
…..
"Oh not them too!" Lori aimed the flashlight all around the first floor to see her other siblings have vanished too. "Why is this happening like if we're in some horror film!?" After saying that out loud, Lori started to panic, but quickly calmed herself. "No, No! This is not some stupid movie where some crazy guy somehow sneaked into the house and took everyone, right girls?"
….
"Are you serious!?"
Now Lori was all alone, all her sisters are gone, including her brother. They were just behind her, and in a split second, they vanished. She would even wish Lucy will just pop out of nowhere now, like she usually does, just to alieve her; but there she was with no one else.
"G-Guys…?" Lori called out as her heart race. "Keep it together, Lori. You're the oldest sisters. It's your job to-" With a slight bump into a lamp, the girl jumped up and screamed like a frantic cat. She hangs on the stair railing as she heavily pants with her tongue out and sweat racing down her face.
"I-I got to get out of here!" shouted Lori as she aimed the lights on the floor. "I need to do the exact opposite a horror movie character will do. I need to run out the door and not get distracted by OOOOOOOOOOH!"
Lori instantly calmed down with big sparkly eyes as she sees a photo of Bobby lying on the ground. "How'd you get here, oh reminder of my Bobby Bear?" She tried reaching for it, but it moved away, as if it's being pulled by a string. "Playing hard to get, huh?" She grinned as she followed the photo right into the basement, where a loud, unseen, and cartoonish struggle was going on.
"Where am I!?" Lori shouted in the dark basement, pleading for anyone to answer.
"In the basement, silly!" Leni voice was heard.
"Leni?!" Lori asked as she turned to her left. "You're safe!"
"I'm here too!" Lana voice was heard.
"We are all accounted for." Lisa said. "Even with the lack of light particles, I can still determine we are all tied together."
"How?!" Lori shouted.
"I would love to figure that one out." Luan said. "But right now I'm tied up with something. Ha ha ha, get it?"
"Well I followed one of my dresses down here." Leni answered.
"I saw a soccer ball rolling down here." Lynn answered.
"My spell book was possessed, it was a sign." Lucy sighed.
"I thought I discovered a luminescence insect, turned out it was Lily's stuffed glow-larva." Lisa answered as she held up the glowing toy.
"One of my mirrors was being dragged into this dirty place." Lola spoke with fury.
"I followed a slice of moldy bread." Lana smiled.
"I actually wanted to prank you all in the dark with a ghost costume I had down here." Luan said with a chuckle. "But looks like I walked right into this one. Ha ha!"
"And I followed a mixed tape of Mick Swagger down here." Luna answered. "Yeah, I pulled a Leni."
"You pulled me?" Leni asked. "Wait, a Leni? Does that mean there's like, more of me!?" Leni smiled and glee. "We will all so totally get along!"
"Goo!" Lily joyfully said as she chews on some rope.
Suddenly the light was turned on above them. They looked all around the basement and found a shadowy figure in the corner.
"Good evening, ladies. If you are ladies." Lincoln revealed himself to the girls. "Glad you can all join me tonight, supposed humans."
"Lincoln?!" Lori shouted. "Why did you …. Wait, what do you mean 'if we are ladies'?"
"And supposed humans?" Lisa asked with a raised eyebrow. "We are homo sapiens."
"Hey, I don't know who Sapiens is, but that's not very nice to say about him." Leni pouted at Lisa.
"At least I know you will have my back later on." Lisa said to herself.
"Say somethin'?" asked Luan as she turned her head to the rock star.
"Nope!"
Lincoln folded his arms and laughed. "You know what you are, aliens!"
"Aliens?!" All the sisters shouted.
"I'm an alien?" Leni asked. "I knew I should have looked at space fashion magazines."
"Lincoln Loud, what are you talking about!?" Lola shouted. "Untie us so I can grind you like cheese!"
"Tsk Tsk." Lincoln nodded his head. "I must admit, you're great at acting."
"Awww, thank you."
"Leni!" shouted the other sisters.
"But this is all the proof I need!" Lincoln showed them all the comic book and the events that led to his revelation. "You were almost perfect, but your creepy smiles and unnatural friendliness was your fatal flaw, alien scum."
"Creepy smiles? Friendliness?" Lynn spoke up. "You're crazy! We were just making sure you'll stay!"
"Crazy?" Lisa asked herself as she ponders.
"Of course you want me to stay." Lincoln spoke with sarcasm. "So that you'll replace me too with one of your aliens, like you did with Bobby and soon Ronnie Anne as well."
"Even with his misguided eyes, he still sees the golden light of his girlfriend." Lucy sighs.
"Interesting…" Lisa paid close attention to Lincoln as he questions the aliens.
"So what is your plan, aliens?" Lincolns squinted at Lily. "Is it for world domination?"
"Inky!" Lily giggles as she reaches for Lincoln's face, but the boy jumped back.
"Nice try." He smiled, confusing Lily. "Or you just want to harvest us for your slime farm."
"Slime Farm? I want to sign up!" Lala grinned as Lola felt disgusted.
"Perhaps, this is your feeding season." He looked at Lori and Luan. "You all look skinny."
"It's called a work out, you little twerp!" Lori tried ferociously to break free.
"Settle down, Lori. Nothing to get all worked up about." Luan laughed. "But seriously, why are you acting like a nut job? Lincoln."
"Did you bonk your head during the power outage?" Lynn asked; which made Lisa more and more curious.
"Playing dumb, I see." Lincoln raised an eyebrow. "But luckily I have your weakness right here!" He took out an item from behind his back. "A lollipop!"
"A lollipop?" All the sisters asked, except for Lily, who excitedly tried to reach for it with a drooling mouth.
"The sugar in this will dissolve you like salt on slugs."
"I miss Snotty the Slug." Lana became depressed. "It was all my fault."
"My fault ….." Lisa suddenly gasped. "Our fault!"
"Huh?" The sisters turned to Lisa, who looked shocked and horrified.
"Our actions have affected his mental status, disrupting his brain cells which resulted in the formation similar to Post-Traumatic-Stress-Dis-"
"English, Lisa! English!" Lynn shouted with rage.
"Very well." Lisa sighed. "Our horrible actions didn't just break his heart, but also his mind."
All the sisters gasped.
"As in Vietnam flashbacks?" asked Lucy.
"I highly suggest you see a shrink, gloomy sibling." Lisa said. "But indeed yes." She lowered her head. "Our actions have ruined Lincoln's pure mind."
"Nooo…." Luna quietly spoke as Luan formed tears in her eyes.
"Can we fix his brain?" Leni asked as Lori looked horrified and without hope.
"Possibly." Lisa spoke, with a broken voice. "But …. The process to recovery could be long, years perhaps."
"Years!?" Lana and Lola gasped.
"Or …. Permanently." Lisa looked up with her eyes soaked red. "He sees us all as monsters now, from his fictional book that he used to escape from the real world, which is us."
"And …. And Ronnie Anne is the one he loves." Lori's mascara ran down her face. "And soon he'll think she'll be horrible just like us, the worst sisters in the world!"
In union, the Loud Sisters started crying up into the heavens; or in their case the basement ceiling with a spider crawling at the corner. "We don't deserve to be your sisters!"
Lincoln looked into their eyes; there were real tears of sorrow. "Huh, but how can that be? They're aliens." Lincoln pondered. "Unless ….." Lincoln looked through the comic and found the heroes of the story discussing the possibilities of the aliens' actions. "What if they're orphaned refugees from a now destroyed planet?" He turned to the end of the book, and groaned furiously. "This all just had to happen before the final issue was released."
"I-Inky!" Lily reached out to her dear older brother as she cries along with her sisters.
"I am a genius, but yet even I was too full of myself to see our errors to you, brother."
"I'm going to make you a million mud pies!" Lala cried out.
"And I'll invite you to all my tea parties!" Lola cried out too.
"Why, why is this the reason I need to seek the light?" asked Lucy.
"We'll-We'll take it easy now. I won't wrestle you or pants you or throw a dodgeball at you again!" Lynn cried.
"I am done, I am done with April Fools forever!" Luan cried.
"I probably busted your eardrums for good." Luna cried. "I don't deserve to even listen to Nick Swagger!"
"When I become a famous fashion designer, I am going to buy you a new brain!" Leni cried.
"I…. I ….. I …" Lori cries was the loudest out of any sister. "I am a disgrace to big sisters everywhere!"
Lincoln looked and listened to each sister. "They all sound so sad, maybe …. NO!" Lincoln shouted, which halted the sisters. "You are all aliens. I know my sisters and they will never be like this!"
The sisters looked at each other, and started crying again.
"This ends now." Lincoln held up the lollipop and walked towards the sisters. "The lollipop shall be your demise."
Even with tear drowned eyes, Lily noticed the Lollipop and took it from Lincoln's hands.
"Now the lollipop shall obliterate your parasitic forms and then I must use the holy swiss cheese to-"
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!?"
Everyone jumped up and turned to the stairs to see the one who will bring peace to this whole crazy day, but who is it you may be asking. It's not the mother, it's not the father, it's not Papas, not the pets, not the teacher, not even Clyde.
The one that will bring peace to the Loud House (well for this problem anyway) is none other than Ronnie Anne.
"I am so glad I had Bobby drive us all the way down here just to make sure you guys didn't do anything stupid, and confusing!" She looked at the tired up sisters. "What are you doing, Lincoln!?"
"Step back, Ronnie Anne!" Lincoln jumped in between them. "They're aliens!"
"Aliens!?" Her blood started to boil. "Why do you think they're aliens!?"
"Don't blame him, blame us!"
"Huh?" Ronnie looked at the crying sisters in confusion.
"We broke Linky's brain from poster-dramatizing-dress-something because we're bad sisters." Leni sniffed.
"What she means is Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder." Lisa answered. "Which our brother have developed a similar symptom."
"It means we broke his heart so much that now his brain's broke too." Lana cried.
"Bobby Boo Boo Bear will see me as the worst girl on Earth!" Lori cried as all the others do, minus Lily who was sucking on the lollipop.
"Bobby?" Lincoln then quickly theorized, well just randomly guessed at something. "Oh no, the aliens have replaced Ronnie Anne too!" Lincoln drew out another lollipop. "Eat sugar, alien!"
Lincoln stuck the lollipop in the alien's mouth to destroy the invading monster, it did nothing.
With a frown, Ronnie Anne spit the treat out. "Alright, this is getting way out of hand." To prove to the shocked Lincoln even more that she is the real deal, she threw a sloppy joe in the boy's face and pulled down his pants.
"O.K., that's the real you."
To point Lincoln back to reality some more, she turned Lincoln's head to Lily sucking on the pop.
"And she's not an alien either."
"It's no use!" Even though Lincoln is getting it now, his sisters are still far out. "Lincoln only sees us as monsters, monsters that makes him feel unwanted in his own house!" Lori cried.
"We … We didn't want him to run away from home." Luan tried to speak, but was having trouble calming herself.
"But we just made things worse." Lynn cried as the others (minus Lily) accepted that they are the worst sisters in the world.
"Run away?" Lincoln asked. "Where did you get that idea? The only place I'm going to is that Comic Book Camp I was talking about all month."
"…. Huh?"
"Ugh!" Ronnie Anne sighed. "Let's just untie you guys so we can clear this out upstairs."
So after they untied the sisters, they all head to the living room to have a clear discussion in the living room to get the whole misunderstanding to end.
"So …. You guys are not aliens." Lincoln sheepishly rubbed his head.
"And you're not going to run away because of us?" Lori asked as the other sisters listened close.
"Why would I run away from here? I'll die out there." Lincoln pointed at the door. "Besides, you're not that annoying."
"But what about my bossy attitude?" asked Lori.
"And my rough play?" asked Lynn.
"And what about when we all acted out of ourselves?" Leni ask; which wasn't very clear to Ronnie.
Lincoln raised his hand. "Hey, it's not like I'm not annoying at times. Even I mess up too." He smiled at his sisters. "And we later make up and work together to fix things. You're my family, but you guys really don't remember me talking about Comic Book Camp?"
The sisters thought back real hard and recalled all the times he mentioned comic book came, like during their breakfasts, the park, movie night, and even right before he set up those 3,046 dominoes which caused the whole mess in the first place.
"Oooooooh." The girls smiled from embarrassment.
"I can't believe you all are going to be my in-laws one day." Ronnie Anne frowned.
"Awww, you want me and Babe to get married." Bobby smiled at his sister, but the girl's eyes widen from shock.
"Uh, yeah. I meant you two." She nervously smiled.
"Well everyone." Lori stood up and smiled at her brother. "I think we need an apology group huge." She hugged Lincoln first as all the other sisters gathered together in a moment of warmth, comfort, and love.
Later on, we see the Loud Sisters and the Santiago siblings waving Lincoln farewell as he rides that yellow bus heading to Comic Book Camp.
"Well that was something." Lori smiled Bobby by her sides as they all walked away.
"To think you all thought Lincoln was going to run away." Ronnie Anne laughed. "But seriously, if you make him leave, I'm breaking all your bones."
"I hear ya loud and clear." Lynn said with an oath. "But I'm pretty sure we'll stick right back to our usual schedule and forget this whole thing ever happened."
"Such a common curse for this universe." Lucy sighed.
"Hey Lisa, can you make something blow up when we get back home?" Lana asked.
"I am capable of such a task, but I will not allow it." Lisa said with a mild tone.
"Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to tidy up Lincoln's room because I'm the best sister!" Lola gloated.
"Hey, I'm the best sister, not you!" Lana shouted as the two wrestled.
"Come here you two." Lynn pulled the kids off each other.
"When Lincoln gets back, we are going to laugh so hard about this." Luan smiled to herself, but then laughed uncontrollably. "I …. I still can't believe for a moment Lincoln thought I was dating that goth girl!" Luan picked herself up. "I mean really, no Loud Sibling in this household will ever-"
"SAM IS A GIRL!?" Luna suddenly shouted into the night sky. "I am in love with a girl and I go both ways!" She took out a random trumpet and blew loudly as she marches around the others. "She's the blonde girl I play with, I never brought her up, I have fears of being judged too, I don't even know if she likes GIRLS! Love me or dump me!"
Luna calmed down as everyone just stares at her, but then to something on her right. The Rock Girl noticed them and slowly turned to see Sam standing right next to her. "Uhhhhhh….."
"You want to see a movie?"
"YES!"
Luna and Sam held hands as the others cheered.
"Congrats, you two!" Lori walked to the couple with Lily in her hands. "Say hi to your sister in-law, Lily."
Lily took the lollipop out her mouth and giggled.
Luna's face turned tomato red as she grinned widely. "Thanks guys, you have no idea how much this really-"
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Sam jumped back from the baby. "This planet has candy too!" Out of anyone's expectation, Sam suddenly turned into some horrific alien monster. "My master!" She called out with glowing antennas. "Release the Sam Human and all other humans. This planet has the accursed candy too. We must evacuate!"
The alien then sprout wings and flew into the sky. And for the toping on the cake, the bus that Lincoln was on suddenly dropped from the sky several feet away as other aliens flew out of the vehicle; which the inside of the wreck bus revealed it was an alien ship the entire time.
After all the aliens have fled into the night sky, Lincoln slowly crawled out of the wreckage, with eyes of true traumatization.
"So … Comic Book Camp at the Loud House?"
"Yeah. Sure. Whatever." All the sisters along with Bobby and Ronne Anne agreed to the very normal thing they need right now, but not Luna.
"Dude, I think I'll just stare at a picture of Hugh, or Sam, or both, or I dunno."
And so they all returned to the Loud House to enjoy a wonderful night of reading non-sci-fi comic books, together like a family.
The End
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"Oh, there's mom and dad." Leni smiled at her parents, who were just being dropped off by an alien.

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Chapter 3
6:00 p.m., Dinner Time.
This was it for the Loud Sisters, the final shot they have at showing their brother how much he's cared for and to keep him home where he belongs.
The food was prepared excellently, despite the heavy heart of knowing that any mistake could drive Lincoln from all of them for good.
"The Roast is done." Lori said as she placed the main course on the table.
"Mashed Potatoes and Gravy done." Lana and Lola said in the same concern tone as Lori.
"Corns, Peas, Green Beans are all set." Luna and Luan brought in the other sides as the sisters sat down.
"After dinner, we will take Lincoln to the frozen substance of dairy products and-"
"Ice Cream, Lisa. Ice Cream." Lynn said as they all quietly sit at the table.
Even if it looks possible to win him back, there was no hope for the Louds. They've spent all their lives fighting, and yet now they feel that Lincoln had it worse from that squirrel suit, missing that comic book convention, managing a date with four girls all at once which they brought upon him, their prank when he wanted to block out everyone for his own privacy, and other events people can easily base stories on.
Yet despite all that, they still manage to help each other out and in time give to Lincoln as well. Though does a couple of beautiful fish make an ocean peaceful, despite the starved sharks lurking?
"It's time." Lucy said as everyone nodded.
"I'll go get him for dinner." Leni stood up and walked out of the kitchen. "I just hope that we can convince Linky that-"
But without warning, the lights suddenly shut off.
"Ahhhhh!" all the girls screamed, minus Lucy, as they were now blinded by darkness, but not eternal darkness. They can still see their eyeballs for some reason.
"Again?" Lisa spoke as she took out a flashlight. "Ever since our first power outage, I've always carry a spare torch, as it's called in the United Kingdom." She aimed the light at all her siblings, but Leni is not seen. "I suggest we gather Leni and Lincoln before an accident leaves them damaged, with most concern going to Leni, despite our current family state."
The girls nodded as they gathered around Lisa to the living room.
"Leni? Leeeeeni? Big Sis?" The sisters all called out to Leni, but not a word from the air head.
"Leni? Lincoln?" The girls climbed upstairs to reach the last two siblings, but still nothing. They opened up his bedroom door and saw no trace of the boy.
"Maybe's he's in the bathroom." Luan suggested.
"Dude, I hope he didn't get hurt." Luna said as they walked through the hallway.
"Ew, I hope he didn't make a mess." Lola stuck her tongue out in disgust. "Lana, you go check."
Lola waited for her twin's response, but she did not answer.
"Lana?"
Lisa turned the light and saw no trace of Lana, just like with Leni and Lincoln.
"Ha ha, very funny." Lola sarcastically laughed at Lana's prank. "Come out, we have stuff to do!"
Lola's temper was nowhere near close to erupting as Lori's. She took out a whistle and blew it as loud as she could; hurting everyone's ears. "LANA, WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS!?"
"DUDE!" shouted Luna as she rubs her ears. "Do you have any idea how much I need my ears!"
Lori glared and snarled at Luna in the pitch black hallway. "And do you have any idea what all of this will cost us!?"
Luna tried her best to hold in her anger, Lori is right. She took a deep breath and called out to the missing siblings. "Lincoln, Leni, Lana?"
"Where'd did those alligators go?" Luan rubbed her head as she looks into her arms. "Do you have any idea, Lily? ….. Uh oh!"
"Uh oh, what?" Lori asked sternly as Lisa aimed the light to Luan, who is now holding a sack of potatoes.
"What happened to Lily?!" Luna shouted at the top of her lungs. "And where'd you get that?!"
Luan looked at the sack and shrugged. "I was going to save this for a game of hot potato, guess I grabbed this instead of Lily. Heh heh."
Lori slapped herself in the face. "Alright, we are splitting up. One team looks for the others while the second team finds Lily and then turns the light on."
"Dude, I don't think that's a good idea." Luna said, feeling nervous. "I'm getting this sick sixth sense vibe about splitting our team in a powerless and quiet house."
"I do not believe in this supposed sixth sense." Lisa stated. "But if I do have such a sixth ability, well technically there are far more senses the human body has, but in this topic, I would suggest listening to Luna."
"Lisa, not right now." Lori impatiently said. "Luna, Lisa, and Lola; you go get Lily. The rest of us will look for the others."
"Well can't argue with you." Luna held onto Lisa's and Lola's hands. "Come here, don't want you getting lost too."
The three walked downstairs as the others checked each bedroom.
"Leni? Lincoln?" Lori asked as she searches underneath her bed.
"Lana, Lily?" Luan searched in her room in the closet full of her prank material.
"Sis, bro?" Lynn looked in the attic and found only dust.
"Sigh." Lucy moved through the darkness of her room, but found no trace.
"Anything?" Lori asked as the two others met her downstairs in the living room. "Great, why now?" Lori held her head. "So Luna, did you find Lily yet?"
…..
"Oh not them too!" Lori aimed the flashlight all around the first floor to see her other siblings have vanished too. "Why is this happening like if we're in some horror film!?" After saying that out loud, Lori started to panic, but quickly calmed herself. "No, No! This is not some stupid movie where some crazy guy somehow sneaked into the house and took everyone, right girls?"
….
"Are you serious!?"
Now Lori was all alone, all her sisters are gone, including her brother. They were just behind her, and in a split second, they vanished. She would even wish Lucy will just pop out of nowhere now, like she usually does, just to alieve her; but there she was with no one else.
"G-Guys…?" Lori called out as her heart race. "Keep it together, Lori. You're the oldest sisters. It's your job to-" With a slight bump into a lamp, the girl jumped up and screamed like a frantic cat. She hangs on the stair railing as she heavily pants with her tongue out and sweat racing down her face.
"I-I got to get out of here!" shouted Lori as she aimed the lights on the floor. "I need to do the exact opposite a horror movie character will do. I need to run out the door and not get distracted by OOOOOOOOOOH!"
Lori instantly calmed down with big sparkly eyes as she sees a photo of Bobby lying on the ground. "How'd you get here, oh reminder of my Bobby Bear?" She tried reaching for it, but it moved away, as if it's being pulled by a string. "Playing hard to get, huh?" She grinned as she followed the photo right into the basement, where a loud, unseen, and cartoonish struggle was going on.
"Where am I!?" Lori shouted in the dark basement, pleading for anyone to answer.
"In the basement, silly!" Leni voice was heard.
"Leni?!" Lori asked as she turned to her left. "You're safe!"
"I'm here too!" Lana voice was heard.
"We are all accounted for." Lisa said. "Even with the lack of light particles, I can still determine we are all tied together."
"How?!" Lori shouted.
"I would love to figure that one out." Luan said. "But right now I'm tied up with something. Ha ha ha, get it?"
"Well I followed one of my dresses down here." Leni answered.
"I saw a soccer ball rolling down here." Lynn answered.
"My spell book was possessed, it was a sign." Lucy sighed.
"I thought I discovered a luminescence insect, turned out it was Lily's stuffed glow-larva." Lisa answered as she held up the glowing toy.
"One of my mirrors was being dragged into this dirty place." Lola spoke with fury.
"I followed a slice of moldy bread." Lana smiled.
"I actually wanted to prank you all in the dark with a ghost costume I had down here." Luan said with a chuckle. "But looks like I walked right into this one. Ha ha!"
"And I followed a mixed tape of Mick Swagger down here." Luna answered. "Yeah, I pulled a Leni."
"You pulled me?" Leni asked. "Wait, a Leni? Does that mean there's like, more of me!?" Leni smiled and glee. "We will all so totally get along!"
"Goo!" Lily joyfully said as she chews on some rope.
Suddenly the light was turned on above them. They looked all around the basement and found a shadowy figure in the corner.
"Good evening, ladies. If you are ladies." Lincoln revealed himself to the girls. "Glad you can all join me tonight, supposed humans."
"Lincoln?!" Lori shouted. "Why did you …. Wait, what do you mean 'if we are ladies'?"
"And supposed humans?" Lisa asked with a raised eyebrow. "We are homo sapiens."
"Hey, I don't know who Sapiens is, but that's not very nice to say about him." Leni pouted at Lisa.
"At least I know you will have my back later on." Lisa said to herself.
"Say somethin'?" asked Luan as she turned her head to the rock star.
"Nope!"
Lincoln folded his arms and laughed. "You know what you are, aliens!"
"Aliens?!" All the sisters shouted.
"I'm an alien?" Leni asked. "I knew I should have looked at space fashion magazines."
"Lincoln Loud, what are you talking about!?" Lola shouted. "Untie us so I can grind you like cheese!"
"Tsk Tsk." Lincoln nodded his head. "I must admit, you're great at acting."
"Awww, thank you."
"Leni!" shouted the other sisters.
"But this is all the proof I need!" Lincoln showed them all the comic book and the events that led to his revelation. "You were almost perfect, but your creepy smiles and unnatural friendliness was your fatal flaw, alien scum."
"Creepy smiles? Friendliness?" Lynn spoke up. "You're crazy! We were just making sure you'll stay!"
"Crazy?" Lisa asked herself as she ponders.
"Of course you want me to stay." Lincoln spoke with sarcasm. "So that you'll replace me too with one of your aliens, like you did with Bobby and soon Ronnie Anne as well."
"Even with his misguided eyes, he still sees the golden light of his girlfriend." Lucy sighs.
"Interesting…" Lisa paid close attention to Lincoln as he questions the aliens.
"So what is your plan, aliens?" Lincolns squinted at Lily. "Is it for world domination?"
"Inky!" Lily giggles as she reaches for Lincoln's face, but the boy jumped back.
"Nice try." He smiled, confusing Lily. "Or you just want to harvest us for your slime farm."
"Slime Farm? I want to sign up!" Lala grinned as Lola felt disgusted.
"Perhaps, this is your feeding season." He looked at Lori and Luan. "You all look skinny."
"It's called a work out, you little twerp!" Lori tried ferociously to break free.
"Settle down, Lori. Nothing to get all worked up about." Luan laughed. "But seriously, why are you acting like a nut job? Lincoln."
"Did you bonk your head during the power outage?" Lynn asked; which made Lisa more and more curious.
"Playing dumb, I see." Lincoln raised an eyebrow. "But luckily I have your weakness right here!" He took out an item from behind his back. "A lollipop!"
"A lollipop?" All the sisters asked, except for Lily, who excitedly tried to reach for it with a drooling mouth.
"The sugar in this will dissolve you like salt on slugs."
"I miss Snotty the Slug." Lana became depressed. "It was all my fault."
"My fault ….." Lisa suddenly gasped. "Our fault!"
"Huh?" The sisters turned to Lisa, who looked shocked and horrified.
"Our actions have affected his mental status, disrupting his brain cells which resulted in the formation similar to Post-Traumatic-Stress-Dis-"
"English, Lisa! English!" Lynn shouted with rage.
"Very well." Lisa sighed. "Our horrible actions didn't just break his heart, but also his mind."
All the sisters gasped.
"As in Vietnam flashbacks?" asked Lucy.
"I highly suggest you see a shrink, gloomy sibling." Lisa said. "But indeed yes." She lowered her head. "Our actions have ruined Lincoln's pure mind."
"Nooo…." Luna quietly spoke as Luan formed tears in her eyes.
"Can we fix his brain?" Leni asked as Lori looked horrified and without hope.
"Possibly." Lisa spoke, with a broken voice. "But …. The process to recovery could be long, years perhaps."
"Years!?" Lana and Lola gasped.
"Or …. Permanently." Lisa looked up with her eyes soaked red. "He sees us all as monsters now, from his fictional book that he used to escape from the real world, which is us."
"And …. And Ronnie Anne is the one he loves." Lori's mascara ran down her face. "And soon he'll think she'll be horrible just like us, the worst sisters in the world!"
In union, the Loud Sisters started crying up into the heavens; or in their case the basement ceiling with a spider crawling at the corner. "We don't deserve to be your sisters!"
Lincoln looked into their eyes; there were real tears of sorrow. "Huh, but how can that be? They're aliens." Lincoln pondered. "Unless ….." Lincoln looked through the comic and found the heroes of the story discussing the possibilities of the aliens' actions. "What if they're orphaned refugees from a now destroyed planet?" He turned to the end of the book, and groaned furiously. "This all just had to happen before the final issue was released."
"I-Inky!" Lily reached out to her dear older brother as she cries along with her sisters.
"I am a genius, but yet even I was too full of myself to see our errors to you, brother."
"I'm going to make you a million mud pies!" Lala cried out.
"And I'll invite you to all my tea parties!" Lola cried out too.
"Why, why is this the reason I need to seek the light?" asked Lucy.
"We'll-We'll take it easy now. I won't wrestle you or pants you or throw a dodgeball at you again!" Lynn cried.
"I am done, I am done with April Fools forever!" Luan cried.
"I probably busted your eardrums for good." Luna cried. "I don't deserve to even listen to Nick Swagger!"
"When I become a famous fashion designer, I am going to buy you a new brain!" Leni cried.
"I…. I ….. I …" Lori cries was the loudest out of any sister. "I am a disgrace to big sisters everywhere!"
Lincoln looked and listened to each sister. "They all sound so sad, maybe …. NO!" Lincoln shouted, which halted the sisters. "You are all aliens. I know my sisters and they will never be like this!"
The sisters looked at each other, and started crying again.
"This ends now." Lincoln held up the lollipop and walked towards the sisters. "The lollipop shall be your demise."
Even with tear drowned eyes, Lily noticed the Lollipop and took it from Lincoln's hands.
"Now the lollipop shall obliterate your parasitic forms and then I must use the holy swiss cheese to-"
"WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!?"
Everyone jumped up and turned to the stairs to see the one who will bring peace to this whole crazy day, but who is it you may be asking. It's not the mother, it's not the father, it's not Papas, not the pets, not the teacher, not even Clyde.
The one that will bring peace to the Loud House (well for this problem anyway) is none other than Ronnie Anne.
"I am so glad I had Bobby drive us all the way down here just to make sure you guys didn't do anything stupid, and confusing!" She looked at the tired up sisters. "What are you doing, Lincoln!?"
"Step back, Ronnie Anne!" Lincoln jumped in between them. "They're aliens!"
"Aliens!?" Her blood started to boil. "Why do you think they're aliens!?"
"Don't blame him, blame us!"
"Huh?" Ronnie looked at the crying sisters in confusion.
"We broke Linky's brain from poster-dramatizing-dress-something because we're bad sisters." Leni sniffed.
"What she means is Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder." Lisa answered. "Which our brother have developed a similar symptom."
"It means we broke his heart so much that now his brain's broke too." Lana cried.
"Bobby Boo Boo Bear will see me as the worst girl on Earth!" Lori cried as all the others do, minus Lily who was sucking on the lollipop.
"Bobby?" Lincoln then quickly theorized, well just randomly guessed at something. "Oh no, the aliens have replaced Ronnie Anne too!" Lincoln drew out another lollipop. "Eat sugar, alien!"
Lincoln stuck the lollipop in the alien's mouth to destroy the invading monster, it did nothing.
With a frown, Ronnie Anne spit the treat out. "Alright, this is getting way out of hand." To prove to the shocked Lincoln even more that she is the real deal, she threw a sloppy joe in the boy's face and pulled down his pants.
"O.K., that's the real you."
To point Lincoln back to reality some more, she turned Lincoln's head to Lily sucking on the pop.
"And she's not an alien either."
"It's no use!" Even though Lincoln is getting it now, his sisters are still far out. "Lincoln only sees us as monsters, monsters that makes him feel unwanted in his own house!" Lori cried.
"We … We didn't want him to run away from home." Luan tried to speak, but was having trouble calming herself.
"But we just made things worse." Lynn cried as the others (minus Lily) accepted that they are the worst sisters in the world.
"Run away?" Lincoln asked. "Where did you get that idea? The only place I'm going to is that Comic Book Camp I was talking about all month."
"…. Huh?"
"Ugh!" Ronnie Anne sighed. "Let's just untie you guys so we can clear this out upstairs."
So after they untied the sisters, they all head to the living room to have a clear discussion in the living room to get the whole misunderstanding to end.
"So …. You guys are not aliens." Lincoln sheepishly rubbed his head.
"And you're not going to run away because of us?" Lori asked as the other sisters listened close.
"Why would I run away from here? I'll die out there." Lincoln pointed at the door. "Besides, you're not that annoying."
"But what about my bossy attitude?" asked Lori.
"And my rough play?" asked Lynn.
"And what about when we all acted out of ourselves?" Leni ask; which wasn't very clear to Ronnie.
Lincoln raised his hand. "Hey, it's not like I'm not annoying at times. Even I mess up too." He smiled at his sisters. "And we later make up and work together to fix things. You're my family, but you guys really don't remember me talking about Comic Book Camp?"
The sisters thought back real hard and recalled all the times he mentioned comic book came, like during their breakfasts, the park, movie night, and even right before he set up those 3,046 dominoes which caused the whole mess in the first place.
"Oooooooh." The girls smiled from embarrassment.
"I can't believe you all are going to be my in-laws one day." Ronnie Anne frowned.
"Awww, you want me and Babe to get married." Bobby smiled at his sister, but the girl's eyes widen from shock.
"Uh, yeah. I meant you two." She nervously smiled.
"Well everyone." Lori stood up and smiled at her brother. "I think we need an apology group huge." She hugged Lincoln first as all the other sisters gathered together in a moment of warmth, comfort, and love.
Later on, we see the Loud Sisters and the Santiago siblings waving Lincoln farewell as he rides that yellow bus heading to Comic Book Camp.
"Well that was something." Lori smiled Bobby by her sides as they all walked away.
"To think you all thought Lincoln was going to run away." Ronnie Anne laughed. "But seriously, if you make him leave, I'm breaking all your bones."
"I hear ya loud and clear." Lynn said with an oath. "But I'm pretty sure we'll stick right back to our usual schedule and forget this whole thing ever happened."
"Such a common curse for this universe." Lucy sighed.
"Hey Lisa, can you make something blow up when we get back home?" Lana asked.
"I am capable of such a task, but I will not allow it." Lisa said with a mild tone.
"Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to tidy up Lincoln's room because I'm the best sister!" Lola gloated.
"Hey, I'm the best sister, not you!" Lana shouted as the two wrestled.
"Come here you two." Lynn pulled the kids off each other.
"When Lincoln gets back, we are going to laugh so hard about this." Luan smiled to herself, but then laughed uncontrollably. "I …. I still can't believe for a moment Lincoln thought I was dating that goth girl!" Luan picked herself up. "I mean really, no Loud Sibling in this household will ever-"
"SAM IS A GIRL!?" Luna suddenly shouted into the night sky. "I am in love with a girl and I go both ways!" She took out a random trumpet and blew loudly as she marches around the others. "She's the blonde girl I play with, I never brought her up, I have fears of being judged too, I don't even know if she likes GIRLS! Love me or dump me!"
Luna calmed down as everyone just stares at her, but then to something on her right. The Rock Girl noticed them and slowly turned to see Sam standing right next to her. "Uhhhhhh….."
"You want to see a movie?"
"YES!"
Luna and Sam held hands as the others cheered.
"Congrats, you two!" Lori walked to the couple with Lily in her hands. "Say hi to your sister in-law, Lily."
Lily took the lollipop out her mouth and giggled.
Luna's face turned tomato red as she grinned widely. "Thanks guys, you have no idea how much this really-"
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Sam jumped back from the baby. "This planet has candy too!" Out of anyone's expectation, Sam suddenly turned into some horrific alien monster. "My master!" She called out with glowing antennas. "Release the Sam Human and all other humans. This planet has the accursed candy too. We must evacuate!"
The alien then sprout wings and flew into the sky. And for the toping on the cake, the bus that Lincoln was on suddenly dropped from the sky several feet away as other aliens flew out of the vehicle; which the inside of the wreck bus revealed it was an alien ship the entire time.
After all the aliens have fled into the night sky, Lincoln slowly crawled out of the wreckage, with eyes of true traumatization.
"So … Comic Book Camp at the Loud House?"
"Yeah. Sure. Whatever." All the sisters along with Bobby and Ronne Anne agreed to the very normal thing they need right now, but not Luna.
"Dude, I think I'll just stare at a picture of Hugh, or Sam, or both, or I dunno."
And so they all returned to the Loud House to enjoy a wonderful night of reading non-sci-fi comic books, together like a family.
The End
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"Oh, there's mom and dad." Leni smiled at her parents, who were just being dropped off by an alien.