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GojiraCipher — G.F. Episode Prediction: Roadside Attraction
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Published: 2015-09-20 03:18:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 893; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Roadside Attraction
Within the Mystery Shack, Grunkle Stan gazed upon the dust covered exhibits. Soos walked by and brushed some off, only for the dust to return exactly where they were.
“Mabel. It’s bad enough I haven’t had a customer in a week, but do you really have to pour enchanted dust everywhere?” asked Grunkle Stan.
“But Grunkle Stan, we don’t have anywhere else the dust could live.”
“Maybe if you had ‘real’ attractions, then they’ll be interested.” Uncle Ford came inside. “Here, look at these shameless traps.” Ford handed Stan some brochures about all the kinds of attractions in Oregon. “Besides this dump, there’s nothing really special about Gravity Falls that’s known to the public ….. right? I haven’t walked around this place since I was sucked into ….. O.K. I’m just a lonely old hermit.”
Stan Pines looked through the brochures. “Upside down house? Biggest Ball of Yarn? Mystery Mountain?! These guys are sucking up all the money that could potentially be mine. If only some accidents will happen to them, then they’ll all come straight to me ….. accidents ….. Mwa ha ha!”
“I’ll get the cannon.” said Soos.
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“Grunkle Stan, you’re not running from the law again, are you?” asked Dipper.
“Still am!” shouted Grunkle Stan with pride. “But that’s now what this is about.” Grunkle Stan took out a map of Oregon. “I’m going to destroy all the tourist traps in the world! I mean Oregon. It’s more of a revenge trip.” Stan rubbed his hands together. “Then the Mystery Shack will be saved!”
“You mean then you’ll have more money?” Dipper smirked at his Great Uncle.
“Dipper, you should be excited!” Mabel shouted. “We’re going on a road trip! And the best part, Grenda and Candy are coming along too!”
Grenda and Candy showed up with their packages. “I’ve got the GPS.” said Candy.
“I got the 20 gallon of sodas!” said Grenda.
“And I’ll ask ‘Are we there yet’ forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever”
Grunkle Stan took away Grenda’s sodas, Candy’s GPS, and tried to take Mabel’s voice. “Noooo no! None of that. We are going to wait patiently for our destination, no multiple bathroom breaks, and no magic stuff.”
“But that’s a navigation computer.” said Candy who was ignored by Stan.
“Please, all you need is the wide open road and the rage that comes with it. Now who’s with me?”
“I might as well go.” said Dipper.
“I’ll keep an eye on the place.” said Uncle Ford. “And don’t trust any cyclops pyramids you meet in your dreams!”
“That’s strangers, Ford.” corrected Grunkle Stan. “We’ll be back in a few days. Now don’t you destroy my, I mean your own house and don’t go into my room.”
“It was my room before you came along.”
“Sorry for Mom and Dad having me, but you’re the big brother and you have to protect me and share your toys and …… that was weird.”
“Yes, yes it was.”
They all waved goodbye to Uncle Ford. The author shifted his eyes when the close was clear and ran into the house. He sat in front of the T.V. with several notepads and inserted a video.
‘Today, Mabel’s Guide to Dating!’
“Please help me…”
Dipper held onto his seat for dear life as Stan drives like a maniac. “Grunkle Stan! The speed limit is-”
“An opinion!”
“The Upside Down House.” Grunkle Stan looked upon his first victim. “The buildings upside down and it’s made from the lightest and cheapest materials.” He turned to Grenda. “Mabel’s strong friend.”
“Grenda.”
“Linda. Use the forklift to turn the house over while me and Soos play the part of ‘Destructive Distraction.’”
“Grunkle Stan.” said a concern Dipper. “I don’t feel comfortable with this.”
“Oh really ….. I don’t care!”
Mabel then said. “Come on, Dipper. Don’t be a party pooper.”
“Hey, I don’t really fell right about all this. What if we get thrown in jail again?”
“Relax, Dipping Sauce. You just need to unwind.”
“Cool it. Dog.” said Candy.
Dipper looked at the gift shop and took a deep breath. He walked inside and looked at a t-shirt. He then picked it up, and dropped it on the floor. “Ha, wrinkled shirt! Good luck selling that!”
Dipper ran outside with his heart racing. “I did something extreme …. It feels so great!”
“Good.” Stan patted the boy on the back. “Let that pre-teen, conscious-less urge destroy my enemies in a TV-Y7 … way thingy.”
“Isn’t this thing copyrighted?” Dipper asked about a fake looking moth with two small women on its head.
“What they don’t know won’t hurt them. Except that ball of yarn. Now feast!”
The giant moth flew into the air and instead of eating the ball of yarn, it ate the guy operating the attraction after dropping a candy bar wrapper.
Dipper and Stan were relaxing in a hot tub at a trailer stop. “Grunkle Stan, you were right. This is fun. Best day ever.”
“You got that right. When it comes to me and my brother, I was always the fun guy that gets everyone besides me in prison. Wonder how old Ford’s doing at home?”
Uncle Ford was taking Mabel’s 9,000 Question Dating Quiz. “Of course this is the only quiz in this dimension I’m stuck at! I mean, ‘How many hugs am I supposed to give a gal an hour?’ What’s a gal?”
“Hey-O!” Mabel cannonballed into the hot tub. “We’ve wiped out all the traps on the face of Oregon. Now all that’s left is Mystery Mountain.”
“Mystery Mountain.” Grunkle Stan said in a dramatic tune. “The only place that has real attractions. We need to destroy it from the inside.” He held onto Mabel and Dipper. “When we get there, we need to play it cool.”
“But you’re already cool.” Mabel said to Stan.
The Gang arrived at Mystery Mountain, operated by a tan woman with dream catchers as earrings. “Alright team. You use the bug sprays to wipe out the spiders while I use my charm to distract this Darlene lady.”
“So this is the cave with all those spiders.” Soos said as he takes a peek inside the cave. “Anyone here have arachnophobia?”
“Those spiders will wish they’d never mess with me!” shouted Grenda.
“Arachnophobia is for the weak.” said Candy.
Mabel and Dipper looked into the cave. “With what we’ve been through, this will be a way to easy.”
Mabel looked into the moist, dark cave. “Maybe we shouldn’t be so rash about-”
“Last one in’s a rotten egg!” Dipper, Grenda, and Candy ran in, followed by Soos.
“Woah, I guess you’re a rotten egg. Sorry dudette.”
“And that’s how rich I am.” Stan said to Darlene as they sit behind a giant wooden statue of a spider. “Now tell me about you for exactly three hours.”
“Well, I can read minds and already learned about your plan to destroy my place of business.”
“Wow, that’s really …… oh crud.”
“Aaaaaaand ……. Me and my baby eat people.”
“KIIIIIIIIIIIDS!” Grunkle Stan huffed as he jogged into the cave. He found the kids and Soos fighting off a giant spider. He sucker punched the arachnid and shouted to them. “We got to get out of here. She’s crazy!”
“Cra-cra like me?” asked Mabel.
“No! Dangerously cra-cra!”
They ran out of the cave and saw Darlene with a dart gun. “Feeling a little sleepy, darling?’
“Quick, jump over that trench!” the still eager Dipper jumped ahead as they out ran Darlene.
“Woah!” Stan gasped when he saw how deep the pit is. “Kid, maybe you should-”
“Stanley, we’ll be wed, just like spiders.”
They gang were now on a gondola. “Oh man. This to the extreme!” shouted Dipper. “YES YES YES … yes …… yyyyeeeees …… Oh my gosh we could have died.”
Then the giant spider jumped onto the gondola and wrapped it around with its web.
“Guys, I’m sorry I got carried on.” said Dipper.
“Why are you apologizing?” asked Stan. “It’s my fault we’re here …. Say. You didn’t have a problem when we vandalized Mayor Tylor’s Mansion. Why were you before this?”
“Huh …. I don’t know.”
“And this is for enslaving a poor spider.” said a PETA member as the rest of them carried Darlene away.
“You know she’ll be back, right?” asked Dipper.
“Oh yeah.” “Definitely.” “Better get security robots.”
As they drove back, Soos looked around. “So was there any real life lesson.”
“Nope.” Stan sighed with relief. “Just your typical average adventure with just fun and no complicated plot twists.”
“Wanna help spread havoc?” asked Bill.
“Sure thing!” said Darlene whom had the PETA members in cages.
“Great!” Then Bill created an image of Uncle Ford in a circle. “Now just let me add you and those other people I made deals with to the second wheel.”
End
