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Outside of the mystery shack, the kids and Soos were helping in repairing the mystery shack. Dipper was doing some calculations with Soos as Mabel was deciding what individual color each piece of wood should be.

Grunkle Stan stepped outside and smells the fresh air. “Awww, what a beautiful morning where I’m not making money …. Why was it beautiful again?”

Then Uncle Ford walked out, sipping coffee. “Well Stanley, you should really get used to not running the Mystery Shack, because this place will close down after the summer. I mean really, a half-bear half-pineapple that grant wishes when fed fifty dollars? If I wasn’t so private about my findings I would have actually showed them the real wonders this land holds.”

“Oh, and about not being public. How are you going to pay the mortgage?”

Uncle Ford was caught off guard, but then a newspaper was thrown right in his face.

“Sorry, Mystery Man.” said a teenage paper boy. “Woah, two Mystery Mans. Radicle.”

The older twins, trying to keep Ford’s present hidden, mumbled random stuff. “He’s uh I’m an illusion. A figment.” said Uncle Ford.

“You’re dreaming!” said Grunkle Stan. “Go do something crazy!”

The teen awed. “I’m gonna punch Manly Dan in the face and fly away from him!”

The teen drove off on his bike as Grunkle Stan laughed. “He always falls for it.” As Grunkle Stan took the newspaper, the Twins walked up to them.

“Uncle Ford, does Grunkle Stan really have to close down the Mystery Shack?” asked Mabel.

“Sorry, sweetie. But this is still my house. And this tourist trap is a sham to what truly thrives in Gravity Falls. Besides, he still took my identity.”

Dipper looked concern. “But what will Grunkle Stan do? He’ll go crazy if he’s not scamming someone.”

Grunkle glared at his twin brother as he unfolds the newspaper. “Yeah, I’ll make it on my own. I’ll just change my name and … wait. Hold on.” Grunkle Stan showed everyone the cover. “You’re not gonna believe this. That old mayor finally kicked the bucket.”

“What bucket?” asked Soos.

Uncle Ford took a look at the article. “Can’t believe he lived this long. Says here the Grim Reaper paid him a late visit. You know, I’ve met the Grim Reaper once, really nice guy. I’ll introduce you all to him.”

“No, no! We’ll wait!” They all said.

Grunkle Stan read the article some more. “Now there’s going to be an election. Wonder who’ll have to clean this mess up I’ve started.”

Mabel then got an idea. “Grunkle Stan, you can run for mayor!”

“What?” asked everyone.

“Mabel, that’s a stupid idea. He deceiving, greedy, malicious, and a big fat liar.”

“Just like a politician.” said Soos.

Grunkle Stan thought for a moment as he continued to read the paper. “Well I can run the town after my brother kicks me out. But then I have to be noble for who know how long with all those cops around. Not my kind of game. It’s not like a something’s gonna happen that will make me run for mayor.”



“And that’s why I should run for mayor.” said Bub Gleeful in the town hall. “Also I think it’s about time Gideon get out of his time out.”

“I’m running for mayor!” Stan stood up and pointed at Bub. “I’m not letting you get that walking poodle hair out of jail.”



“Don’t worry, Grunkle Stan, we’ll help you run for mayor.” Mabel said as she and Dipper held out American flags.

“He’ll need all the help he can get.” Uncle Ford said. “But since this Gideon boy knows about my journals and tried killing you for it, his freedom will bring upon a hilarious threat to us all.”

Mabel then stabbed Uncle Ford with a pin. “WE’RE GOING TO GET STAN TO BE MAYOR AND KEEP A CHILD BEHIND BARS WITH DEADLY THUGS! Go Team Stan!”



“And then my precious child will give you all gift baskets filled with candy if you elect me for mayor.”

The people of Gravity Falls began to buy into Bud’s friendly attitude.

“This isn’t good.” said Grunkle Stan. “Uh wait. Are you telling me you want to release a dangerous child who invades your personal lives?”

The citizens quickly remembered how Stan revealed Gideon’s secret and went over to his side.

“Also I know about the mysteries of Gravity Falls, which can bring in more cash for this crumbled town, my niece is adorable, and my nephew Dipper can do the Lamby Lamby Dance.”

“No, NO!”



“Why didn’t anyone tell me there was a politician test?” Grunkle Stan sat on his chair, looking at a picture with a big fat F written on it. “What am I going to do? My superior streets smarts doesn’t work on babble smarts.”

Mabel clapped her hands together. “Well, looks like we have to get you into shape for the big debate between you and Gideon’s dad.” Mabel pointed upwards. “I’ll lead you into the most best leadership the world have ever voted for.”

(Later)

Grunkle Stan ended up blowing up the statue of Gravity Falls ‘supposed founder’ Nathanial Northwest.

“Well that didn’t work!” Mabel said gleefully.

“Great, how are we going to get the town’s trust now?” asked Dipper.

“Mind control!” shouted Mabel.

“Mmmm, I do have that Mind Erasing Gun McGucket invented. But I really don’t feel right about that.”

“But how are we going to get them to like Grunkle Stan then?” asked Mabel. “It’s not like we have a smarter and more trustworthy looking man that looks enough like Stan to pass him off.”

“I knew this was coming.” said Uncle Ford.



“I don’t know how this happened?” Bub was now speaking to his son, Gideon, in jail. “Stanford Pines blew up that statue, and then made everyone like him again. It’s like he’s some sort of long lost twin or something.” Bud pondered for a moment. “He may actually be a better mayor for Gravity Falls. I think I just drop out and Stanford can-”

“ENOUGH!” Gideon shouted at the top of his lungs. “You cannot just give up! You must get me out of here! And my new friends!”

Gideon’s inmates cheered.

“Listen Dad, I know a way to get your fat bottom in power!” Gideon then wrote down some instructions. “Now listen Dad, in the basement there’s an old clock necklace thingy that can hypnotize that Stanford Pines into some wild animal! Now win the votes or I’ll explode!” Gideon banged the bars and started acting like a full-grown chimpanzee.



In town, all of the citizens were wreaking havoc just like a bunch of chimpanzees.

“Guess I forgot about the T.V. cameras and the audience.” said Bud. “And why are there two of you, Stan Pines?”

The two sets of twins and Soos gathered together. “We need to get them back to normal.” said Dipper. “We need to make a huge distraction in one place so we can reverse their hypnotized state.”

“But first we need to get that watch off of Bud.” said Soos. “Now how are we gonna do that?”

“Here you go.” Bud said, handing them the watch.



After successfully returning the town back to normal thank to mindless explosions from both Grunkle Stan and Bud Gleeful, the votes were all counted and the winner ….. was undecided because they were all burned in the explosion.

“Dah, Sweet Belgian Waffles!”

“We don’t think both of you can run this town.” A citizen said. “But who’s gonna run it now?” asked another citizen.

That was when Preston came in. “People of Gravity Falls. I for one have had enough of these two. I’ll fund the whole renewal project and take the mayor’s place.”

The townfolks looked at each other and cheered.

“Oh just great. That greedy, snooty guy’s in charge now. There goes our freedom.” said both Grunkle Stan and Bud Gleeful, whom both noticed.

“You hate that guy too?” asked Grunkle Stan.

“Of course. I don’t really trust him.” said Bud Gleeful.

“I’m not marrying Gideon!” shouted Mabel.

Dipper then saw Pacifica walking by. “Hey, Pacifica. Haven’t talked to you lately. Are things better at home?”

Pacifica turned around. “Beep bop boop. I am the real Pacifica. Dipper is an uncivilized threat to Gravity Falls. Exterminate, Exterminate.”



(Alternate New Mayor)

“As your new mayor, I promise to restore the honor Gravity Falls once hold. Through the power of all of us, we will shape this new town so that every person can live peaceful and happy lives without the threat of falling armadillos from the clouds. And we will defend ourselves from the zombie mailmen who want to suck the saliva out from all of us. And we will bring upon world peace with small-giant pancakes that taste like Italy.” said the new mayor, Quentin Trembley.

End

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Outside of the mystery shack, the kids and Soos were helping in repairing the mystery shack. Dipper was doing some calculations with Soos as Mabel was deciding what individual color each piece of wood should be.

Grunkle Stan stepped outside and smells the fresh air. “Awww, what a beautiful morning where I’m not making money …. Why was it beautiful again?”

Then Uncle Ford walked out, sipping coffee. “Well Stanley, you should really get used to not running the Mystery Shack, because this place will close down after the summer. I mean really, a half-bear half-pineapple that grant wishes when fed fifty dollars? If I wasn’t so private about my findings I would have actually showed them the real wonders this land holds.”

“Oh, and about not being public. How are you going to pay the mortgage?”

Uncle Ford was caught off guard, but then a newspaper was thrown right in his face.

“Sorry, Mystery Man.” said a teenage paper boy. “Woah, two Mystery Mans. Radicle.”

The older twins, trying to keep Ford’s present hidden, mumbled random stuff. “He’s uh I’m an illusion. A figment.” said Uncle Ford.

“You’re dreaming!” said Grunkle Stan. “Go do something crazy!”

The teen awed. “I’m gonna punch Manly Dan in the face and fly away from him!”

The teen drove off on his bike as Grunkle Stan laughed. “He always falls for it.” As Grunkle Stan took the newspaper, the Twins walked up to them.

“Uncle Ford, does Grunkle Stan really have to close down the Mystery Shack?” asked Mabel.

“Sorry, sweetie. But this is still my house. And this tourist trap is a sham to what truly thrives in Gravity Falls. Besides, he still took my identity.”

Dipper looked concern. “But what will Grunkle Stan do? He’ll go crazy if he’s not scamming someone.”

Grunkle glared at his twin brother as he unfolds the newspaper. “Yeah, I’ll make it on my own. I’ll just change my name and … wait. Hold on.” Grunkle Stan showed everyone the cover. “You’re not gonna believe this. That old mayor finally kicked the bucket.”

“What bucket?” asked Soos.

Uncle Ford took a look at the article. “Can’t believe he lived this long. Says here the Grim Reaper paid him a late visit. You know, I’ve met the Grim Reaper once, really nice guy. I’ll introduce you all to him.”

“No, no! We’ll wait!” They all said.

Grunkle Stan read the article some more. “Now there’s going to be an election. Wonder who’ll have to clean this mess up I’ve started.”

Mabel then got an idea. “Grunkle Stan, you can run for mayor!”

“What?” asked everyone.

“Mabel, that’s a stupid idea. He deceiving, greedy, malicious, and a big fat liar.”

“Just like a politician.” said Soos.

Grunkle Stan thought for a moment as he continued to read the paper. “Well I can run the town after my brother kicks me out. But then I have to be noble for who know how long with all those cops around. Not my kind of game. It’s not like a something’s gonna happen that will make me run for mayor.”



“And that’s why I should run for mayor.” said Bub Gleeful in the town hall. “Also I think it’s about time Gideon get out of his time out.”

“I’m running for mayor!” Stan stood up and pointed at Bub. “I’m not letting you get that walking poodle hair out of jail.”



“Don’t worry, Grunkle Stan, we’ll help you run for mayor.” Mabel said as she and Dipper held out American flags.

“He’ll need all the help he can get.” Uncle Ford said. “But since this Gideon boy knows about my journals and tried killing you for it, his freedom will bring upon a hilarious threat to us all.”

Mabel then stabbed Uncle Ford with a pin. “WE’RE GOING TO GET STAN TO BE MAYOR AND KEEP A CHILD BEHIND BARS WITH DEADLY THUGS! Go Team Stan!”



“And then my precious child will give you all gift baskets filled with candy if you elect me for mayor.”

The people of Gravity Falls began to buy into Bud’s friendly attitude.

“This isn’t good.” said Grunkle Stan. “Uh wait. Are you telling me you want to release a dangerous child who invades your personal lives?”

The citizens quickly remembered how Stan revealed Gideon’s secret and went over to his side.

“Also I know about the mysteries of Gravity Falls, which can bring in more cash for this crumbled town, my niece is adorable, and my nephew Dipper can do the Lamby Lamby Dance.”

“No, NO!”



“Why didn’t anyone tell me there was a politician test?” Grunkle Stan sat on his chair, looking at a picture with a big fat F written on it. “What am I going to do? My superior streets smarts doesn’t work on babble smarts.”

Mabel clapped her hands together. “Well, looks like we have to get you into shape for the big debate between you and Gideon’s dad.” Mabel pointed upwards. “I’ll lead you into the most best leadership the world have ever voted for.”

(Later)

Grunkle Stan ended up blowing up the statue of Gravity Falls ‘supposed founder’ Nathanial Northwest.

“Well that didn’t work!” Mabel said gleefully.

“Great, how are we going to get the town’s trust now?” asked Dipper.

“Mind control!” shouted Mabel.

“Mmmm, I do have that Mind Erasing Gun McGucket invented. But I really don’t feel right about that.”

“But how are we going to get them to like Grunkle Stan then?” asked Mabel. “It’s not like we have a smarter and more trustworthy looking man that looks enough like Stan to pass him off.”

“I knew this was coming.” said Uncle Ford.



“I don’t know how this happened?” Bub was now speaking to his son, Gideon, in jail. “Stanford Pines blew up that statue, and then made everyone like him again. It’s like he’s some sort of long lost twin or something.” Bud pondered for a moment. “He may actually be a better mayor for Gravity Falls. I think I just drop out and Stanford can-”

“ENOUGH!” Gideon shouted at the top of his lungs. “You cannot just give up! You must get me out of here! And my new friends!”

Gideon’s inmates cheered.

“Listen Dad, I know a way to get your fat bottom in power!” Gideon then wrote down some instructions. “Now listen Dad, in the basement there’s an old clock necklace thingy that can hypnotize that Stanford Pines into some wild animal! Now win the votes or I’ll explode!” Gideon banged the bars and started acting like a full-grown chimpanzee.



In town, all of the citizens were wreaking havoc just like a bunch of chimpanzees.

“Guess I forgot about the T.V. cameras and the audience.” said Bud. “And why are there two of you, Stan Pines?”

The two sets of twins and Soos gathered together. “We need to get them back to normal.” said Dipper. “We need to make a huge distraction in one place so we can reverse their hypnotized state.”

“But first we need to get that watch off of Bud.” said Soos. “Now how are we gonna do that?”

“Here you go.” Bud said, handing them the watch.



After successfully returning the town back to normal thank to mindless explosions from both Grunkle Stan and Bud Gleeful, the votes were all counted and the winner ….. was undecided because they were all burned in the explosion.

“Dah, Sweet Belgian Waffles!”

“We don’t think both of you can run this town.” A citizen said. “But who’s gonna run it now?” asked another citizen.

That was when Preston came in. “People of Gravity Falls. I for one have had enough of these two. I’ll fund the whole renewal project and take the mayor’s place.”

The townfolks looked at each other and cheered.

“Oh just great. That greedy, snooty guy’s in charge now. There goes our freedom.” said both Grunkle Stan and Bud Gleeful, whom both noticed.

“You hate that guy too?” asked Grunkle Stan.

“Of course. I don’t really trust him.” said Bud Gleeful.

“I’m not marrying Gideon!” shouted Mabel.

Dipper then saw Pacifica walking by. “Hey, Pacifica. Haven’t talked to you lately. Are things better at home?”

Pacifica turned around. “Beep bop boop. I am the real Pacifica. Dipper is an uncivilized threat to Gravity Falls. Exterminate, Exterminate.”



(Alternate New Mayor)

“As your new mayor, I promise to restore the honor Gravity Falls once hold. Through the power of all of us, we will shape this new town so that every person can live peaceful and happy lives without the threat of falling armadillos from the clouds. And we will defend ourselves from the zombie mailmen who want to suck the saliva out from all of us. And we will bring upon world peace with small-giant pancakes that taste like Italy.” said the new mayor, Quentin Trembley.

End