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Chapter 4: This is When Some People Start Playing Video Game Boss Battle Music.

(Fight)
"Perish!" yelled Stewie. "And can somebody tell my why the 'Mortal Kombat' announcer is here?" Robo-Stewie arm stretched out to punch Peter, Quagmire, and Brian, but they dodged it. So Stewie fired missiles at Peter with a direct hit.
"Hey that hurt, and it didn't kill me!" Peter complained, so he threw a valuable artifact at Robo-Stewie's right eye, which caused the head to spin rapidly.
"W.w.w.w.h.h.h.a.a.a.t.t.t.t. t.t.t.h.h.h.e.e.e. d.d.d.d.e.e.e.e.u.u.u.s.s.s.e.e.!" Robo-Stewie's head spun for fifteen seconds and then Stewie puked.
While the head was spinning, Peter noticed something on the head and got an idea. He quickly ran to Quagmire and Brian to tell them his plan. "Quagmire, Brian, I got an idea. First, me and Brian will distract Robo-Stewie, then Quagmire, you'll use your bazooka to fire at its eyes."
"Then what?" asked Quagmire.
Peter answered in a childish voice, "The rest's a secret!"
"This is going to end badly." said Brian.
So they went along with Peter's plan and in five minutes and a lot of video game like injuries later, Robo-Stewie's head started spinning again. "Y.y.y.o.o.o.o.u.u.u.u. a.a.a.l.l.l.l.l.l.l. s.s.s.u.u.u.c.c.c.k.k.k.k.k.!" Stewie yelled.
"So what's your secret plan?" Brian asked Peter.
Peter pointed to Robo-Stewie's head. "Do you see the back of its head." Peter said. Brian looked at the head and saw that there was an open door behind Robo-Stewie's head. "I saw the door opened when its head started spinning, and then it closed when the head stopped for a little while."
"That's great Peter, if one of us can get inside, they can stop Stewie. So how will someone get to the door?"
"I know a way." So without asking Brian, Peter picked him up and threw him at the door.
While Brian was hurdling toward the door, Brian yelled to Peter, "What the hell Peter, this is not Super Smash Bros. Brawl!"
(Cutaway)
Mario and Samus are on Yoshi Island. "Take this!" said Samus. She ran toward Mario, but tripped.
"Ha ha" Mario laughed. He ran toward Samus, but then he tripped. Mario got up and looked around. "Say, had this place got smaller?" Mario asked Samus.
Samus got up and then asked Mario, "If you see Link, can you tell him to come to my hotel room and bring a Smash Ball with him?"
(End cutaway)
Brain was hurdled through the door right before it closed. In the control room, Stewie got up off the floor and yelled out, "Rrrrrr, now I'm pissed! Good thing Maskus also added-!" right before Stewie can do anything else, Brian grabbed him by the wrist.
"Not so fast Stewie, you got a lot of explaining to do!"
"Brian how did you-?" Stewie then puked again.
(Victory)
So Stewie told Brian what he and Maskus are planning and all he know about Maskus himself; then Brian told everyone else what he learned. "It appears that the Vader/Shredder guy, Maskus, came from some sort of different world or dimension and he was going to help Stewie take over our world in exchange for Stewie helping him got the crystal Peter dug up."
"That's bullsh*t crazy, why will my little baby Stewie want to take over the world?" asked Lois. Brian rolled his eyes again.
"Stewie also told me that Maskus will be at Spooner Street to gather his minions to go back, with the crystal."
"See dad, I told you that crystal will get us into a crazy adventure." said Meg. "Now he's probably going to take over the world or something."
"Shut up Meg, weVe got to go home and get my Cross-Over Crystal!"
"But our car is destroyed, how are we going to get there in time?" asked Lois.
Peter then thought for a moment, and looked at Robo-Stewie. "Everyone, Follow me!" Everybody in the museum, including Bruce jumped aboard the Robo-Stewie and Peter flew it out of the museum.
Just then a janitor came into the room the gang just left and saw the destruction. "Oh come on!"
Back on the Robo-Stewie, Bruce said, "Eeeeeeeeww, why does it smell like baby puke in here?"
"Oh, you see what you smell is barf. The reason why you smell barf because I was in the F**KING HEAD!"
"Dad, how do you know how to work the robot?" asked Chris.
"Shut up Meg!" answered Peter.
"But I'm Chris."
"Oh…go to your room."
Meanwhile at Spooner Street, Maskus and #52 are talking to someone from the crowd that had watched Cleveland's old home burning down. "So let me get this straight, you're telling me that you people watched the house till it was completely burned down and no one ever call the fire department?!" asked Maskus.
"That's right, we enjoy fire."
Maskus turned his head to the right and asked the person, "And why is that paralyzed man still beating the other guy that can walk?"
"Uuuuuuuh, Maskus." #52 pulled on Maskus's cloak and pointed upwards. Just then, Robo-Stewie landed on Spooner Street and the gang all came out.
Peter faced Maskus and said, "All right Maskus, that crystal is mine, you can't have it, I will never share!"
"I told you Stewie will lose." said #52 as he held his hand out.
"Hmph, here's the 500 bucks from the bet." Maskus handed him some money.
"Now I can pay back Pizza the Hut for the damage to his limo."
(Cutaway)
#52 is talking to Pizza the Hut at a crash sit with a limo and a Subaru. Pizza the Hut said to #52, "With..the damage…(burp)…..you've done…..that will be…(pepperoni slid down his head)…..500 bucks!" #52 then started puking.
(End cutaway)
"You do realize we do not use real money?"
#52 looked at the fake monkey. "I really hope Pizza the Hut ate himself for some reason."
Maskus then said, "Good thing I'm not the only Master in this world." Maskus looked over down the street. Brian sensed something coming from that direction and started barking.
"What is it boy?" Then everyone saw what's coming; a giant, red, feathered serpent wearing a mask slithering toward them.
"I like to introduce to all of you to anothe Death Mask Master, Quetzalcoatl." Quetzalcoatl gave a big roar to the gang and started firing fireballs into the air. "He is based off an ancient god of Central American. He will be more difficult to defeat than that machine, Robo-Stewie. He is protected by his rough feathers, unlike the Scouters. He can also fire multiple fireballs at his target." Maskus turned to the feathered serpent Death Mask, "Now then, Quetzalcoatl, attack!"
(Fight)
Quetzalcoatl gave out a big roar and started firing fireball at the gang, which entertained the crowd that loves fire. While dodging the fire balls, Peter moved to Robo-Stewie, got inside it, and shot a missile right in Quetzalcoatl's mouth, causing an explosion so powerful that Quetzalcoatl couldn't hold it and blew up.
(Victory)
Stewie, #52, and Maskus were dumbfounded, "What!?" Stewie shouted,
"The?!" #52 shouted,
"Hell?!" Maskus shouted.
Peter got out of Robo-Stewie, walked to Maskus and began gloating, "Heah heah heah heah, what were you saying before?" Everyone then started laughing at Maskus while he was doing a facepalm. Then Peter said something that will seal his fate, "I bet that since the snake with the name I couldn't understand was supposed to be all powerful, then I can easily beat this weak mask guy in a fight!"
After hearing this, Maskus's eyes began glowing green and the whole ground began to shake, causing everyone to stop laughing. Maskus flew straight to Peter face to face. "What did you say, over weight American!?" Maskus said to Peter.
Peter stupidly responded, "I said I can win a fight against you!"
Maskus pointed to Peter and said, "You have made a grave mistake!"
(Fight)
"Will you just get out of here!" shouted Stewie.
(Okay)
Peter moved his head to the right and pointed to his cheek. "Here, go ahead and punch me with one of those weird hands attached to your sleeve; …..by the way, how are you controlling them?"
Lois ran to Peter to try talking sense into him. "Peter, are you sure about this?"
Peter told her in confident, "Lois, Lois, Lois; you saw how easy the last guy went down. This is going to be a piece of cake, which I'm sure it's the truth this time!"
When Lois went back to the others, Maskus gave the first punch in Peter's left cheek. Unfortunately, the punch had the exact opposite effect that Peter was expecting. The punch forced Peter ten feet right into a random brick wall. Maskus floated to Peter, picked him up, and threw him up into the air. He opened a portal connecting to Peter's direction and kicked him straight into the ground. "Uncle, Uncle!"
"Uncle?" asked Maskus. Stewie whispered into Maskus's ear on what it means. "So he want's to surrender." He walked to Peter and looked down at him. "Sorry Peter, you are not getting out of this…alive!" Maskus began forming a green energy ball out of his all four of his right hands. "Peter, this is it!"
The gang was horrified what is happening,
"Oh no!" said Lois.
"Oh no!" Brian said.
"Oh no!" said Chris.
"Oh no!" said Meg.
"Oh no!" said Monkey.
"Oh yyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" shouted the Kool-Aid Man coming straight through the random brick wall. Everyone looked at the Kool-Aid Man for a moment in confusion, then he slowly stepped backwards into the hole in the wall.

End of Chapter

Chapter 5: Mysterious Help
"What, You guys are still reading this!? This Darth Vader/Shredder knock-off is going to kill me! Screw you!" Peter complained.
"I am not a Darth Vader/Shredder knock-off, and who are you talking to?"
So then Maskus shot the green energy ball at Peter, causing an explosion which left a large cloud of smoke. All of Peter's friends and family was horrified by what they saw.
"Peter, nooooooooo!" cried Lois.
"It can't be!" Brian said in a sad voice.
"Daaaaad!" Chris cried out.
"Daddy, you can't die!" Meg cried.
"What'd I miss?" Joe asked after finishing beating the crap out of that guy earlier.
While they were crying, Maskus was just laughing. "Well well well, looks like there's one less human filled with greed in existence. Now I'll just take the Red Cross-Over Crystal and-." Maskus stopped talking to himself and saw something in the cloud while it was clearing up. "What is this?" Maskus asked himself.
When the cloud cleared up, Peter was still alive with a green energy shield covering him that soon disappeared. "Holy crap I'm alive!" Peter said in joy.
"Peter!" Lois yelled in joy while she and the rest of the family and friends ran to Peter and gave him a group hug.
"You know that guys still there, right? He'll just kill us all in this spot."
Maskus was stunned by what had happened. "A green energy shield, hmmmmmmmm." Maskus then saw someone ten feet behind Peter. The person was and old woman with tan skin, green eyes, and was wearing tribal clothing while holding a short staff.
Maskus recognized the old woman. "Oh this is wonderful. First I got distracted by the fire loving crowd , and now I forgot about your arrival, Lady Tremela!"
When the gang noticed the mysterious woman, she started talking back to Maskus, "Maskus, Always easily distracted by your evil ever since your thousands years old slumber."
"Ten thousand years slumber? Did I miss something here?" asked Peter.
"Ha, my one vulnerability will never be enough to end my, as you believe, evil. The knowledge you and the rest of the Green Eyes People have will always cause laughter to me!"
"Wait, now there's people with green eyes?" asked Peter.
"Your mind tricks won't work on me, now take this!" Tremela shot out a green energy sphere at Maskus. He back handed the ball while Tremela shot another sphere at Maskus's legs. Maskus fell from the attack and dropped the Red Cross-Over Crystal. As Maskus was quickly getting up, Tremela called over to Peter. "Fat one, get the crystal!"
Instead of Peter getting the crystal, he took her words as an insult. "Who you callin fat?" He ran toward Tremela to punch her, so Tremela cast a spell to make a rock appear that made Peter trip and landed on the crystal. Peter took the crystal and threw it at Tremela. "Wait, my money maker!" he called after realizing his stupid mistake for himself. Tremela took the crystal chanted something in a different language and the crystal started glowing brighter and lasers shot out of it and attacked Maskus and #52, and all around Quahog.
In the city, the Death Masks were still causing destruction, but then the lasers flew toward a Death Mask and struck them. "Eek, must ... escape!" They opened up some portals and escaped to where Maskus is.
"Hooray!" everyone cheered. "Actually what they did doesn't really top our stressful lives."
Maskus gave an angrily growl while #52 was shaking violently. "Master Maskus, we got to get out of here right now before it's too late!" #52 said in a painful voice as the rest of the Death Masks ran toward them.
Maskus glared at Tremela and Peter."This isn't over! You all will never stop me from fulfilling my dream!" Maskus created a dark portal in which they escape into.
Tremela walked over to Peter and asked, "Are you alright?"
"I'm more confused than hurt. Who the hell are you?"
Tremela turned to everyone and asked them, "Everyone that does not know this man, please leave."
The crowd that loves fire asked her, "That depends, will there be anymore fire?"
"Uuummmmmmmm, no." she answered in a confused voice.
"O.K." and so they left.
Tremela got the gang together and she explained herself to them. "My Name is Lady Tremela, priestess for the ancient Central American race known as the Green Eyed People.
"Green Eyes People, never heard of them before." asked Bruce.
"That is because we are a unique race that lives in another world. You see, we live in secretly underground, away from the ones living above."
"Why in secret?" asked Brian. "Wait, let me guess, the Spanish going over there and taking whatever they want just like the rest of Europe."
"Noooo, we have been hiding long before that, but the real reason will be told later. Right now, I must tell you all why I, and Maskus with his Death Masks came into this world."
"We already know that answer, and it's my crystal! I found it fair and square. I also have people pay me to look at it with prices not fair and square!" said Peter.
"They're right, most of them are greedy." She thought to herself. "You should have never of activated it with sunlight, that is how Maskus located it which lead him in your world."
"So why does he want my moneymaker?"
"That will be told to you by the chief himself, when we all go to see him in my world."
"Go to your world?" asked Lois, "What for?"
"Are you a pedophile?" asked Chris.
"She's not getting into my territory!" said Mr. Herbert spying through his window.
Tremela explained to Lois the reason why. "To help stop Maskus fulfill his plan."
"But why us? Is he planning something a cartoon villain would?" asked Lois.
Tremela had a worried look and her face and told them, "No, but you all and every living thing in this, and every single world will wish it was that! So it is very important that you all come with me. Will you come?"
There was a long moment of silence, until Peter asked, "You're going to sent us there whether we like it or not, are you?"
Tremela shook her head yes. "Please get ready and meet me here in one hour."
While everyone was getting ready, Peter and Lois were talking to each other in there bedroom. "Well Peter, another one of your shenanigans got us into something big." Lois complained to Peter.
"Lois, Lois; you don't understand on what really important, money!" Peter explained as he packs only kids stuff. "Besides, we can stop Maskus before Disney and who ever owns 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' can get to him first and if this takes a long time, this will be like a free vacation."
Lois started thinking about a free vacation as she shook out all of Peter's useless stuff and put his actual clothes. "Well we can use a free vacation since you blew our vacation money for Yu-Gi-Oh cards."
(Cutaway Gag)
Peter was in a pile of 'Yu-Gi-Oh' cards while being high with crack. "I believe in the heart of the cards."
(End Cutaway Gag)
Meanwhile in Stewie's room, Stewie took out a necklace with a crest that looks like a green eye and he started talking to it. "Maskus…Maskus…are you there, over."
The necklace started glowing and Maskus's voice can be heard from it. "I hear you clearly, Stewie." said Maskus. "So tell me, what did the old lady tell you and Peter Griffin?" Stewie told Maskus what she told them. "Hmmmmm, then that must mean that the fat, greedy, American is one of the chosen ones!"
Stewie was shocked by what Maskus said and he asked, "Chosen one, him? He's as idiotic as a KKK member.
(Cutaway Gag)
A KKK member and a black guy are at a bar. The KKK member said to him, "Go….o…..d wantssss me to ki….ll huuuu you." Then the black guy said to the KKK member, "Where in the Holy Bible does it say to kill blacks!" Then the KKK member asked the black guy, "What's a …Bible?"
(End Cutaway Gag)
"You'll find out about the prophecy later, so make sure you-," Maskus was interrupted by something. "Just in time..." Maskus said in a sarcastic voice, "I have to leave now. Pay attention to everything!"
The necklace's glow faded away and Stewie was thinking to himself. "Wonder what that was about? Hmmmm, probably nothing important to this adventure." Then Stewie stick his head and yelled out, "Lois, I want apple juice!"
One hour later, everyone was outside with Tremela. "Are all of you ready?"
"Yes ma'am!" they all answered.
"And did you all forget about your day jobs?"
"Yes ma'am!"
Joe Swanson turned around to his fellow police officers. "Now you boys behave. I don't want to see you guys just arrest anybody just to raise your paychecks."
Tremela then told all of them to go into a circle and hold hands. "Ewwww, gay!"
"Peter!" Lois complained to Peter.
Tremela was in the center and chanted a spell. Then the ground they're standing on had a green eye symbol on it and engulfed everyone, then they all disappeared.
But then the Kool-Aid Man showed up. "Was I supposed to go along. I was there too? ... O.K. then."

End of Chapter

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Chapter 4: This is When Some People Start Playing Video Game Boss Battle Music.

(Fight)
"Perish!" yelled Stewie. "And can somebody tell my why the 'Mortal Kombat' announcer is here?" Robo-Stewie arm stretched out to punch Peter, Quagmire, and Brian, but they dodged it. So Stewie fired missiles at Peter with a direct hit.
"Hey that hurt, and it didn't kill me!" Peter complained, so he threw a valuable artifact at Robo-Stewie's right eye, which caused the head to spin rapidly.
"W.w.w.w.h.h.h.a.a.a.t.t.t.t. t.t.t.h.h.h.e.e.e. d.d.d.d.e.e.e.e.u.u.u.s.s.s.e.e.!" Robo-Stewie's head spun for fifteen seconds and then Stewie puked.
While the head was spinning, Peter noticed something on the head and got an idea. He quickly ran to Quagmire and Brian to tell them his plan. "Quagmire, Brian, I got an idea. First, me and Brian will distract Robo-Stewie, then Quagmire, you'll use your bazooka to fire at its eyes."
"Then what?" asked Quagmire.
Peter answered in a childish voice, "The rest's a secret!"
"This is going to end badly." said Brian.
So they went along with Peter's plan and in five minutes and a lot of video game like injuries later, Robo-Stewie's head started spinning again. "Y.y.y.o.o.o.o.u.u.u.u. a.a.a.l.l.l.l.l.l.l. s.s.s.u.u.u.c.c.c.k.k.k.k.k.!" Stewie yelled.
"So what's your secret plan?" Brian asked Peter.
Peter pointed to Robo-Stewie's head. "Do you see the back of its head." Peter said. Brian looked at the head and saw that there was an open door behind Robo-Stewie's head. "I saw the door opened when its head started spinning, and then it closed when the head stopped for a little while."
"That's great Peter, if one of us can get inside, they can stop Stewie. So how will someone get to the door?"
"I know a way." So without asking Brian, Peter picked him up and threw him at the door.
While Brian was hurdling toward the door, Brian yelled to Peter, "What the hell Peter, this is not Super Smash Bros. Brawl!"
(Cutaway)
Mario and Samus are on Yoshi Island. "Take this!" said Samus. She ran toward Mario, but tripped.
"Ha ha" Mario laughed. He ran toward Samus, but then he tripped. Mario got up and looked around. "Say, had this place got smaller?" Mario asked Samus.
Samus got up and then asked Mario, "If you see Link, can you tell him to come to my hotel room and bring a Smash Ball with him?"
(End cutaway)
Brain was hurdled through the door right before it closed. In the control room, Stewie got up off the floor and yelled out, "Rrrrrr, now I'm pissed! Good thing Maskus also added-!" right before Stewie can do anything else, Brian grabbed him by the wrist.
"Not so fast Stewie, you got a lot of explaining to do!"
"Brian how did you-?" Stewie then puked again.
(Victory)
So Stewie told Brian what he and Maskus are planning and all he know about Maskus himself; then Brian told everyone else what he learned. "It appears that the Vader/Shredder guy, Maskus, came from some sort of different world or dimension and he was going to help Stewie take over our world in exchange for Stewie helping him got the crystal Peter dug up."
"That's bullsh*t crazy, why will my little baby Stewie want to take over the world?" asked Lois. Brian rolled his eyes again.
"Stewie also told me that Maskus will be at Spooner Street to gather his minions to go back, with the crystal."
"See dad, I told you that crystal will get us into a crazy adventure." said Meg. "Now he's probably going to take over the world or something."
"Shut up Meg, weVe got to go home and get my Cross-Over Crystal!"
"But our car is destroyed, how are we going to get there in time?" asked Lois.
Peter then thought for a moment, and looked at Robo-Stewie. "Everyone, Follow me!" Everybody in the museum, including Bruce jumped aboard the Robo-Stewie and Peter flew it out of the museum.
Just then a janitor came into the room the gang just left and saw the destruction. "Oh come on!"
Back on the Robo-Stewie, Bruce said, "Eeeeeeeeww, why does it smell like baby puke in here?"
"Oh, you see what you smell is barf. The reason why you smell barf because I was in the F**KING HEAD!"
"Dad, how do you know how to work the robot?" asked Chris.
"Shut up Meg!" answered Peter.
"But I'm Chris."
"Oh…go to your room."
Meanwhile at Spooner Street, Maskus and #52 are talking to someone from the crowd that had watched Cleveland's old home burning down. "So let me get this straight, you're telling me that you people watched the house till it was completely burned down and no one ever call the fire department?!" asked Maskus.
"That's right, we enjoy fire."
Maskus turned his head to the right and asked the person, "And why is that paralyzed man still beating the other guy that can walk?"
"Uuuuuuuh, Maskus." #52 pulled on Maskus's cloak and pointed upwards. Just then, Robo-Stewie landed on Spooner Street and the gang all came out.
Peter faced Maskus and said, "All right Maskus, that crystal is mine, you can't have it, I will never share!"
"I told you Stewie will lose." said #52 as he held his hand out.
"Hmph, here's the 500 bucks from the bet." Maskus handed him some money.
"Now I can pay back Pizza the Hut for the damage to his limo."
(Cutaway)
#52 is talking to Pizza the Hut at a crash sit with a limo and a Subaru. Pizza the Hut said to #52, "With..the damage…(burp)…..you've done…..that will be…(pepperoni slid down his head)…..500 bucks!" #52 then started puking.
(End cutaway)
"You do realize we do not use real money?"
#52 looked at the fake monkey. "I really hope Pizza the Hut ate himself for some reason."
Maskus then said, "Good thing I'm not the only Master in this world." Maskus looked over down the street. Brian sensed something coming from that direction and started barking.
"What is it boy?" Then everyone saw what's coming; a giant, red, feathered serpent wearing a mask slithering toward them.
"I like to introduce to all of you to anothe Death Mask Master, Quetzalcoatl." Quetzalcoatl gave a big roar to the gang and started firing fireballs into the air. "He is based off an ancient god of Central American. He will be more difficult to defeat than that machine, Robo-Stewie. He is protected by his rough feathers, unlike the Scouters. He can also fire multiple fireballs at his target." Maskus turned to the feathered serpent Death Mask, "Now then, Quetzalcoatl, attack!"
(Fight)
Quetzalcoatl gave out a big roar and started firing fireball at the gang, which entertained the crowd that loves fire. While dodging the fire balls, Peter moved to Robo-Stewie, got inside it, and shot a missile right in Quetzalcoatl's mouth, causing an explosion so powerful that Quetzalcoatl couldn't hold it and blew up.
(Victory)
Stewie, #52, and Maskus were dumbfounded, "What!?" Stewie shouted,
"The?!" #52 shouted,
"Hell?!" Maskus shouted.
Peter got out of Robo-Stewie, walked to Maskus and began gloating, "Heah heah heah heah, what were you saying before?" Everyone then started laughing at Maskus while he was doing a facepalm. Then Peter said something that will seal his fate, "I bet that since the snake with the name I couldn't understand was supposed to be all powerful, then I can easily beat this weak mask guy in a fight!"
After hearing this, Maskus's eyes began glowing green and the whole ground began to shake, causing everyone to stop laughing. Maskus flew straight to Peter face to face. "What did you say, over weight American!?" Maskus said to Peter.
Peter stupidly responded, "I said I can win a fight against you!"
Maskus pointed to Peter and said, "You have made a grave mistake!"
(Fight)
"Will you just get out of here!" shouted Stewie.
(Okay)
Peter moved his head to the right and pointed to his cheek. "Here, go ahead and punch me with one of those weird hands attached to your sleeve; …..by the way, how are you controlling them?"
Lois ran to Peter to try talking sense into him. "Peter, are you sure about this?"
Peter told her in confident, "Lois, Lois, Lois; you saw how easy the last guy went down. This is going to be a piece of cake, which I'm sure it's the truth this time!"
When Lois went back to the others, Maskus gave the first punch in Peter's left cheek. Unfortunately, the punch had the exact opposite effect that Peter was expecting. The punch forced Peter ten feet right into a random brick wall. Maskus floated to Peter, picked him up, and threw him up into the air. He opened a portal connecting to Peter's direction and kicked him straight into the ground. "Uncle, Uncle!"
"Uncle?" asked Maskus. Stewie whispered into Maskus's ear on what it means. "So he want's to surrender." He walked to Peter and looked down at him. "Sorry Peter, you are not getting out of this…alive!" Maskus began forming a green energy ball out of his all four of his right hands. "Peter, this is it!"
The gang was horrified what is happening,
"Oh no!" said Lois.
"Oh no!" Brian said.
"Oh no!" said Chris.
"Oh no!" said Meg.
"Oh no!" said Monkey.
"Oh yyyeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" shouted the Kool-Aid Man coming straight through the random brick wall. Everyone looked at the Kool-Aid Man for a moment in confusion, then he slowly stepped backwards into the hole in the wall.

End of Chapter

Chapter 5: Mysterious Help
"What, You guys are still reading this!? This Darth Vader/Shredder knock-off is going to kill me! Screw you!" Peter complained.
"I am not a Darth Vader/Shredder knock-off, and who are you talking to?"
So then Maskus shot the green energy ball at Peter, causing an explosion which left a large cloud of smoke. All of Peter's friends and family was horrified by what they saw.
"Peter, nooooooooo!" cried Lois.
"It can't be!" Brian said in a sad voice.
"Daaaaad!" Chris cried out.
"Daddy, you can't die!" Meg cried.
"What'd I miss?" Joe asked after finishing beating the crap out of that guy earlier.
While they were crying, Maskus was just laughing. "Well well well, looks like there's one less human filled with greed in existence. Now I'll just take the Red Cross-Over Crystal and-." Maskus stopped talking to himself and saw something in the cloud while it was clearing up. "What is this?" Maskus asked himself.
When the cloud cleared up, Peter was still alive with a green energy shield covering him that soon disappeared. "Holy crap I'm alive!" Peter said in joy.
"Peter!" Lois yelled in joy while she and the rest of the family and friends ran to Peter and gave him a group hug.
"You know that guys still there, right? He'll just kill us all in this spot."
Maskus was stunned by what had happened. "A green energy shield, hmmmmmmmm." Maskus then saw someone ten feet behind Peter. The person was and old woman with tan skin, green eyes, and was wearing tribal clothing while holding a short staff.
Maskus recognized the old woman. "Oh this is wonderful. First I got distracted by the fire loving crowd , and now I forgot about your arrival, Lady Tremela!"
When the gang noticed the mysterious woman, she started talking back to Maskus, "Maskus, Always easily distracted by your evil ever since your thousands years old slumber."
"Ten thousand years slumber? Did I miss something here?" asked Peter.
"Ha, my one vulnerability will never be enough to end my, as you believe, evil. The knowledge you and the rest of the Green Eyes People have will always cause laughter to me!"
"Wait, now there's people with green eyes?" asked Peter.
"Your mind tricks won't work on me, now take this!" Tremela shot out a green energy sphere at Maskus. He back handed the ball while Tremela shot another sphere at Maskus's legs. Maskus fell from the attack and dropped the Red Cross-Over Crystal. As Maskus was quickly getting up, Tremela called over to Peter. "Fat one, get the crystal!"
Instead of Peter getting the crystal, he took her words as an insult. "Who you callin fat?" He ran toward Tremela to punch her, so Tremela cast a spell to make a rock appear that made Peter trip and landed on the crystal. Peter took the crystal and threw it at Tremela. "Wait, my money maker!" he called after realizing his stupid mistake for himself. Tremela took the crystal chanted something in a different language and the crystal started glowing brighter and lasers shot out of it and attacked Maskus and #52, and all around Quahog.
In the city, the Death Masks were still causing destruction, but then the lasers flew toward a Death Mask and struck them. "Eek, must ... escape!" They opened up some portals and escaped to where Maskus is.
"Hooray!" everyone cheered. "Actually what they did doesn't really top our stressful lives."
Maskus gave an angrily growl while #52 was shaking violently. "Master Maskus, we got to get out of here right now before it's too late!" #52 said in a painful voice as the rest of the Death Masks ran toward them.
Maskus glared at Tremela and Peter."This isn't over! You all will never stop me from fulfilling my dream!" Maskus created a dark portal in which they escape into.
Tremela walked over to Peter and asked, "Are you alright?"
"I'm more confused than hurt. Who the hell are you?"
Tremela turned to everyone and asked them, "Everyone that does not know this man, please leave."
The crowd that loves fire asked her, "That depends, will there be anymore fire?"
"Uuummmmmmmm, no." she answered in a confused voice.
"O.K." and so they left.
Tremela got the gang together and she explained herself to them. "My Name is Lady Tremela, priestess for the ancient Central American race known as the Green Eyed People.
"Green Eyes People, never heard of them before." asked Bruce.
"That is because we are a unique race that lives in another world. You see, we live in secretly underground, away from the ones living above."
"Why in secret?" asked Brian. "Wait, let me guess, the Spanish going over there and taking whatever they want just like the rest of Europe."
"Noooo, we have been hiding long before that, but the real reason will be told later. Right now, I must tell you all why I, and Maskus with his Death Masks came into this world."
"We already know that answer, and it's my crystal! I found it fair and square. I also have people pay me to look at it with prices not fair and square!" said Peter.
"They're right, most of them are greedy." She thought to herself. "You should have never of activated it with sunlight, that is how Maskus located it which lead him in your world."
"So why does he want my moneymaker?"
"That will be told to you by the chief himself, when we all go to see him in my world."
"Go to your world?" asked Lois, "What for?"
"Are you a pedophile?" asked Chris.
"She's not getting into my territory!" said Mr. Herbert spying through his window.
Tremela explained to Lois the reason why. "To help stop Maskus fulfill his plan."
"But why us? Is he planning something a cartoon villain would?" asked Lois.
Tremela had a worried look and her face and told them, "No, but you all and every living thing in this, and every single world will wish it was that! So it is very important that you all come with me. Will you come?"
There was a long moment of silence, until Peter asked, "You're going to sent us there whether we like it or not, are you?"
Tremela shook her head yes. "Please get ready and meet me here in one hour."
While everyone was getting ready, Peter and Lois were talking to each other in there bedroom. "Well Peter, another one of your shenanigans got us into something big." Lois complained to Peter.
"Lois, Lois; you don't understand on what really important, money!" Peter explained as he packs only kids stuff. "Besides, we can stop Maskus before Disney and who ever owns 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' can get to him first and if this takes a long time, this will be like a free vacation."
Lois started thinking about a free vacation as she shook out all of Peter's useless stuff and put his actual clothes. "Well we can use a free vacation since you blew our vacation money for Yu-Gi-Oh cards."
(Cutaway Gag)
Peter was in a pile of 'Yu-Gi-Oh' cards while being high with crack. "I believe in the heart of the cards."
(End Cutaway Gag)
Meanwhile in Stewie's room, Stewie took out a necklace with a crest that looks like a green eye and he started talking to it. "Maskus…Maskus…are you there, over."
The necklace started glowing and Maskus's voice can be heard from it. "I hear you clearly, Stewie." said Maskus. "So tell me, what did the old lady tell you and Peter Griffin?" Stewie told Maskus what she told them. "Hmmmmm, then that must mean that the fat, greedy, American is one of the chosen ones!"
Stewie was shocked by what Maskus said and he asked, "Chosen one, him? He's as idiotic as a KKK member.
(Cutaway Gag)
A KKK member and a black guy are at a bar. The KKK member said to him, "Go….o…..d wantssss me to ki….ll huuuu you." Then the black guy said to the KKK member, "Where in the Holy Bible does it say to kill blacks!" Then the KKK member asked the black guy, "What's a …Bible?"
(End Cutaway Gag)
"You'll find out about the prophecy later, so make sure you-," Maskus was interrupted by something. "Just in time..." Maskus said in a sarcastic voice, "I have to leave now. Pay attention to everything!"
The necklace's glow faded away and Stewie was thinking to himself. "Wonder what that was about? Hmmmm, probably nothing important to this adventure." Then Stewie stick his head and yelled out, "Lois, I want apple juice!"
One hour later, everyone was outside with Tremela. "Are all of you ready?"
"Yes ma'am!" they all answered.
"And did you all forget about your day jobs?"
"Yes ma'am!"
Joe Swanson turned around to his fellow police officers. "Now you boys behave. I don't want to see you guys just arrest anybody just to raise your paychecks."
Tremela then told all of them to go into a circle and hold hands. "Ewwww, gay!"
"Peter!" Lois complained to Peter.
Tremela was in the center and chanted a spell. Then the ground they're standing on had a green eye symbol on it and engulfed everyone, then they all disappeared.
But then the Kool-Aid Man showed up. "Was I supposed to go along. I was there too? ... O.K. then."

End of Chapter