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Chapter 10: Welcome to EGGMAN Land!

World: Mobius
During the night, after the villains had their meeting, Scouter #52, the next Death Mask Master named Pigder, and a small army of Death Masks transported to the new world to gain a head start from the heroes.
"O.K. Master Pigder," said #52. "Our mission is to find the Blue Cross-Over Crystal and to find a villain in this world that we can recruit for help in our master plan. So I suggest we split up into separate teams to search more ground." Pigder, who of course is off screen, gave a big snort in agreement with #52. So they took a small number of Death Masks and separated.
#52 and two different sized Hunters, who are portrayed as the typical tall and skinny henchmen and the short and fat henchmen duo, are traveling to a light source they found that is believe to be a city.
While they were traveling, the two Hunters began arguing to each other about something that will make anyone near them to begin beating the crap out of them. "I'm telling ya, Stick. Pokemon is better than Digimon!" said the short and fat Hunter; wait, the other Hunter's name is Stick?
"Oh please Rock, Pokemon is practically illegal dog fights. Digimon fight for a reason, to fight digital dictators! said Stick. Oh great, the other guy's named Rock. Stick and Rock, Stick and Rock, what the hell Godzilla2915….unless. So the narrator, um… that's me, went to check on something. Then I came back with a bag of sugar. If I have Godzilla2915's sugar, then he has my….. oh are you guys still reading this? Uh there names suck, back with the story. (How does he get those simple names Stick and Rock from that?)
#52 was getting so annoyed by the two's argument that he lost his temper and he yelled at the Hunters, "Would you two just shut up! Nobody cares about which one is better! Who the hell came up with your names, Stick and Rock! What's happening to the creativity in this world, huh, huh!" #52's mask began cracking on the top from his anger. The two Hunters panicked and they began trying to calm him down.
"Please calm down #52!" said Stick.
"Yes, please; if you show your angry side, our mission might get ruined!" said Rock.
#52 calm downed while the crack on his mask was healing. "Sorry about that," said #52. "My temper's going to be the death of me and anyone around if I….." #52 stopped talking and stared ahead. Stick and Rock turned around and saw that they were very close to the light source. What they thought was a city turned out to be an amusement park with a large sign at the entrance saying 'EGGMAN Land'. "Amazing." said #52. "This must be called an amusement park? I've heard about these. They contain nothing but fun and high prices." So the Death Masks walked right into the park and Stick and Rock became excited by all the rides.
"Oh boy, I'm going on the roller coaster first!" said Rock.
"And I'm going into the Shoot the Hedgehog water gun game!" yelled Stick.
Before the two Hunters can run off, #52 grabbed them and he reminded the two of their plans. "If Master Maskus catches us goofing off and not looking for the Cross-Over Crystal or a villain, he'll torture us by making us tell the people that the cast of Destination Truth are professional paranormal investigators. Just like he did with Fat Hunter #135.
(Cutaway Gag)
Fat Hunter #135, a fatter version of a Hunter with a shield covering its belly, is at a city standing on a crate giving a speech to a crowd of people. "And that is why filming home movies and running strait to a dinosaur are what makes the cast of Destination Truth professionals." Then the crowd started booing and throwing objects at the Fat Hunter.
(End Cutaway Gag)
"But maybe we can find a villain here." said Stick.
"And maybe a villain made this whole place to be his base." said Rock.
#52 tapped his mouth to think and gave a sarcastic answer. "Oh sure; because as we all know, only true villains build their bases as loud, flashy, fun lands!" The two Hunters didn't understood #52's sarcasm and they began stupidly chatting again.
"And that could be the villain's statue over there." Rock said as he points to something.
The three Death Masks walked over to a statue of a bald, fat, man wearing glasses and weird clothing, and the statue also have a large mustache. There was also a sign on the statue, so #52 began reading it. "Welcome to EGGMAN Land, built by your favorite villain with the I.Q. of 300, Dr. Ivo EGGMAN! Now please follow my evil bidding."
#52 was dumbfounded that Stick and Rock were right about a villain would build their base as an amusement park. He slowly turned to the Hunters who are now posing like geniuses. "O.K., you two are right about this place, but we need so see if this Egg guy will be good enough for that special job and the Great War."
They looked around and found a convenient boat ride called 'The Tunnel of Information on Eggman' so they got on the boat and their ride began. The ride had a multiple of small projections about Eggman as they floated by each one. "Hello, I am Dr. Eggman. I am the brilliant scientist that designs so many robots you see all around you." The projections showed some of the robots like lady bug robots called Moto Bugs and crab robots called Crabmeats. "Each robot has a small animal inside to power them up. A brilliant fuel source discovered by me."
"So he has animals running on wheels for power? That sounds evil!" Stick said to #52.
"And completely stupid." said #52 as he folds his arm.
They continued through the ride and saw a projection of someone that looks very familiar. "and this is Sonic the Hedgehog. He hates the kind of rule I have plan for all of you and he will stop at nothing to ruin your future lives. His ego will be the end of us all!"
Rock hopped up and down as he pulled on Stick's clothing. "Say, that guy looked just like the next hero that is described in the future story on the wall back home."
#52 got a good look at the image of Sonic. "Blue fur, spikes, red shoes, huge ego. That's Sonic alright." #52 smiled the best he could with his 'X' shaped mouth. "Stick and Rock, we have ourselves a villain for our army!"
When the ride ended, the Death Masks started their search for Dr. Eggman. Stick and Rock looked through haunted houses, halls of mirrors, and even egg sandwiches stand, but they couldn't find him. Then #52 dragged them to the center of the amusement park, a large building that looks like the doctor, so they can look were he will obviously be.
When they entered the building, they found something that was not what they were expecting. "Say, this place is all dusty!" said Rock.
"Something tells me that nobody been here for a while." said Stick.
"and something tells me Maskus will only assign you two for fighting only for now on!" said #52.
They traveled through the dark building looking for Dr. Eggman. They went through almost all the rooms and found only more dust and robot parts, when they walked into the last room, Rock and Stick collapsed from exhaustion. "We're tired #52, can we take a break?" the two Hunters both said.
"Would you two just stop it!" yelled #52. #52 leaned on a wall and thought to himself, "I really hope these two aren't involved in anything else."
But the typical event happened, #52 accidentally pushed a button that turned on the lights and the machinery that are in there. The room turned out to be a storage room for different kinds of robots. All the robots turned on and they began moving aimlessly like enemies in a plat-former video game... what, too obvious? The Death Masks saw some robots they have seen from the boat ride like Moto Bugs and Crabmeats, and some new ones like purple wasps called Buzz Bombers, caterpillars called Caterkillers, and red fish called Choppers.
#52 was looking around the room and he said to himself, "I have a bad feeling about this. It's best if we do not do anything else here."
Then he saw Stick and Rock are about to press a button in front of three large tubes that have warning signs saying 'Do not activate!'The two Hunters both said in horrible Dee Dee impressions, "Ohhhhhh, what does this button do?" #52 started running to stop the Hunters, but it was too late. They pressed the button and opened the three tubes.
When the tubes opened, smoke came out first, covering what was inside them. Then in the smoke, three pairs of red eyes began glowing, two of them looked like large eyes of an animal, while the other was small and seems like a small line. "Eggman, is that you?" one of them said to the Death Masks. The red eyed beings walked to the Death Masks, who are now shaking in fear, and they got a closer look at the Heartless knock-offs. "You're not Eggman!" one yelled. Three shadows are now covering the Death Masks.
"Are we going to die?" The two hunters asked. While #52 can only stared at what was activated.

End of Chapter

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Chapter 11: Green Hill Zone, Act 1
In the mourning, far away from where Scouter #52 was, there was a large and beautiful green landscape with large lakes and high cliffs. There were also strange looped land formation, spikes on the ground, and some T.V. scattered around.
The green eye portal appeared and out comes Peter Griffin, Quagmire, and Brian. "Well that was a bumping landing." said Peter Griffin as he stood up.
"You know, stating the obvious is stupid." said Quagmire.
They looked around the environment and were completely frozen from the beautiful scene. "Wow, this place is amazing!" said Peter while looking at the environment.
"Yeah, just like where fat ass businesses like to destroy." said Brian.
"Just look at this place, just listen to this background music, I can easily imagine myself banging someone here, oh? said Quagmire.
After a while of looking around, the three began planning on what to do. Brian was the first to talk, "So now we are in a wonderful wilderness that does not have any sighs of cities, but it does have bridges and weird floating platforms swinging left and right, so I suggest we find someone and ask….." Then Brian noticed that Peter and Quagmire are both ignoring him while starring into the landscape still.
"This place is so beautiful, I wonder what it's called?" asked Peter. Right on queue, words formed in front of the heroes saying 'Green Hill Zone, Act 1' "Well, we now know the name; and that this world, dimension, whatever runs on videogame logic."
Brian gotten very annoyed at the two. "You guys, are you forgetting our mission."
Peter then answered, while doing a heroic pose, "Of course not Brian! We need to find the Cross-Over Crystal and the hero!" Peter took off his backpack. "And we have the perfect tools right in here."
"Well, what you got?" asked Quagmire. Peter took out his special tools that he said will help the heroes on their quest.
"Roller blade equipment?" asked Brian. "So you think these will help?"
Peter was putting on his roller blade equipment while explaining. "They are not just any old roller blades. As you can see under the roller blades, you can see wheels that can make me move!" Brian and Quagmire both glared at Peter for his stupidity. "Well if that's not impressive enough, they can also…." Something coming their way took Peter's attention. "Oh my God, a chilidog stand!" Peter had found a chilidog stand operated by a squirrel.
"Good, now we can get some directions." said Brian.
The three walked to the squirrel to get some directions, but before they can do that, Peter wants chilidogs. "Oh boy, real food instead of vegetables!" Peter asked the squirrel how much the chilidogs are.
"Well, well," said the squirrel. "You have quite the appetite for chilidogs as much as my best customer. They are seven gold rings each."
Without any rings, Peter asked the squirrel if he takes any other form of money. The squirrel shook his head no, so Peter did the next logical thing. He picked up the squirrel, threw him off the cliff, and he began to chow down on the chilidogs.
"You idiot, we need that squirrel to, wait a minute." Brian was pondering to himself, and then asked Peter if the operator was a squirrel. Peter turned around, with his face covered in chili and his mouth filled with chilidogs, and slowly shook his head yes. Brian gave a thumb up and he let Peter continue eating.
When Peter was done, he roller bladed back to Brian and Quagmire who are looking at a map they got from the stand. "O.K. looks like the nearest town, Emerald Town, is pretty close from here." said Brian.
"There better be female human women there, I am no furry…wait, am I?" asked Quagmire.
Peter then said to the two, "So did you guys find anythi…" Peter stopped talking and he put his hands on his belly while moaning.
"Are you o.k. Peter?" asked Quagmire.
"I don't know, I fell like," Then Peter began farting.
"Peter..." said Brian and Quagmire.
"Well, what did you expect?" said Peter. "I ate chilidogs." Peter's farts became louder and louder, while their force were also becoming stronger as well, which caused Peter to move with his roller blades. "What the hell's happening?" Peter then realized that his farts are pushing him. So he skated around Brian and Quagmire. "Hey guys, look at what my farts can do!" Brian and Quagmire are now holding there breaths. Peter then farted in a straight direction away from his friends. "I wonder how long this will last?" asked Peter. Peter suddenly stopped farting and he slowly came to a complete stop. "Well I guess I spoke too soon." Peter was about to turn around; until, Peter made an extremely forceful and loud fart that made him travel at super sonic speed, and within seconds, Peter was out of sight.
Brian's and Quagmire's jaws dropped from what they have just witnessed. "Oh my God!" said Quagmire. "I uh, I uh," said Brian right before they both puked.
After a while of disbelief, Brian and Quagmire began sitting around for Peter to return. An hour past and Quagmire had finally lost his patience. "O.K. that's it," Quagmire stood up and marched away from Brian. "I'll go look for that damn crystal and the hero while Peter's farting and you will just sit their writing some uninspired story so I can get back and hump the Green Eyes women!" While he was marching away, he unfortunately stepped on a strange moving platform on the ground called a Dash Panel and is now being forcefully dragged on the ground with horrible pains from the friction. Brian stood up and began laughing out loud as he walked backwards, which caused him to walked right into a red object called a Spring that send him flying right into the air and into more Springs which will cause multiple injuries everywhere.
Mean while, deep within Green Hill Zone, a Fire Ele. Witch and a turtle like Death Mask that has a large sharp beak and wheels for feet, called a Speed Shield, met up with each other.
"Any sign of Stick, Rock, and #52?" asked the Ele. Witch.
"No sign, you?" asked the Speed Shield. The Ele. Witch shook its head no. They both signed. "This is disgracing, we were only here for less than a day and we lost contact with some of our troops!" The Speed Shield began panicking while speeding in pointless directions. "If they were defeated, they would be back home at the check point that was made before Mascasa. They must be captured or something!" The Speed Shield began moving more quickly. "We failed Master Maskus, he will not like this at all!"
The Fire Ele. Witch grabbed the Speed Shield and it began comforting the turtle Death Mask. "Stay calm, we need to concentrate on our mission, and on finding those three." The Ele. Witch then took out a pile of paper with pictures of the missing Death Masks. "I have made these missing posters that each Death Mask will have when they see the natives of this world, here is yours." So the Ele. Witch handed a poster to the Speed Shield. "The faster we can find #52, the faster we will accomplish out mission."
The Speed Shield was about to leave, but thought of something. "Say, remember what we were told about the events here?"
The Red Element Witch thought about it. "Yes, I do recall being told about what will happen here. Do you think that the villains of the Hedgehog had ..."
But just then, Peter came with tremendous power and punched both of the Death Masks, sending them back into their world. "Ha, two Death Masks down!" yelled Peter. Peter have been traveling through Green Hill Zone exploring everywhere at super sonic speed. He have also been collecting rings, escaping traps, going around the weird looped formations, and defeating more Death Masks that paid no attention to him at first. He even ran into Fat Hunters and their shielded belly blocked Peter while he was farting and he took quite some damage, but Peter managed to bet them by attacking from behind. "This is the most fun I ever had beside sex!" yelled Peter in excitement. "Now I know haw it feels to be half Superman and half Roadrunner."
(cutaway)
There is a …..oh God! Is that the half superman half road runner? Good God, that thing is the most disgusting thing in existence! Now I know what Godzilla2915 used that for! I-I can't even describe it! (puking) huh-aha oh no! Wile E. Coyote and Lex Luther, get out of there! Oh no oh no, it's too late! Wait, is it; no, no, nooooo! (puking)
(end cutaway)
Back at the chili dog stand, Quagmire and Brian have limped themselves back to give themselves the proper healing time Fox usually gives them and now they are back on their feet.
"Let's just head to Emerald Town without pissing each other off and we'll meet up with Peter later." So the two traveled to the town without Peter. They traveled through Green Hill Zone and it's unique landscape, collecting rings, avoiding spikes, and they even fought some Death Masks. They were o.k. fighting them off, but the Ele. Witches bothered them by flying around and shooting their specific type of element at them. They got hit by ice from blue witches, and lightning from yellow Witches. The worst of them were the Green Ele. Witches. They can heal the other Death Masks. Luckily, Quagmire used his bazooka to blast the witches.
When the two gotten very close to the town, they decided to take a five minute break. "Man, this sucks!" complained Quagmire.
"Yeah," Brian agreed, "Death Masks attacking us and Peter's not here."
"Actually those Death Masks didn't seem to attack us at first, but who cares."
The two were resting behind some large bushes, until they heard a loud scream. "Heeeellllllp!"
Quagmire and Brian both got up and started looking around for that cry. "Oh crap, it must be the Heartle-, I mean Death Masks attacking someone!" said Quagmire. Brian looked behind the bushes and found the source of the scream. It was from a tired little bunny girl that was with a strange, light blue, flying creature with her, and they were surrounded by not Death Masks, but three robots that looks like two lady bugs and a wasp.
"Where is the Blue Cross-Over Crystal of the Green Eyes' prophecy?" asked the Moto Bug. The bunny girl was still shaking in fear while trying to call for help.
Brian turned to Quagmire and he told him what is happening. Unfortunately, when Quagmire heard 'bunny girl', he thought of something else. "A Play Boy Bunny in trouble!" Quagmire bolted out of the bushes and ran right in front of the bunny girl. "Don't worry, pilot Glen Quagmire, is here to save the day!" That's when he realized the bunny girl is not what he was expecting. "Well this is a cock tease."
The bunny girl looked up at Quagmire with here big, frighten, adorable eyes. "Are you going to save me Mr. Glen?"
Quagmire's depression faded away when he saw how frightened and young the little girl is, so he took out his bazooka and turned to the hostile robots while Brian joined in. "Time to kick some metal aaaa-Butt!"
One of the Moto Bugs attacked first. It charged right at Brian and slashed him. Brian began digging while throwing dirt in the Moto Bug's eyes, making its vision poor. It drove right in to the hole and the dog started chewing on it.
Quagmire was fighting the other tow robots. While he was dodging the Moto Bug, he was in a fire fight with the Buzz Bomber. The Buzz Bomber kept dodging Quagmire's missiles while shooting at him. Quagmire came up with an idea. When the Moto Bug came back, he stopped it with his foot like a toy, picked it up, and threw it at the Buzz Bomber. The wasp robot dodged it but it turned to watch the Moto Bug due to the change in the battle. Then Quagmire used his advantage and shot the robot with a direct hit.
At Brian's fight, the dog threw the Moto Bug out of the hole. The falling Moto Bug landed on the other robot, and they both broke. The two sidekicks cheered for their victory, but they both stopped when the remains of the robots began acting strangely. Just then, small animals popped right out of the scrap metal and they hopped away. "After seeing Peter farting like that, nothing is going to surprise me here." stated Brian.
The bunny girl and the creature both began cheering and they walked to their heroes. "You've saved me, my friend, and even the animal trapped inside Dr. Eggman's badniks!"
Quagmire and Brian were kind of confused about the Eggman and Badnik part, but they introduced themselves first. "I'm Glen Quagmire, but you can call me Quagmire."
"And I'm Brian Griffin, a brilliant Author and-"
"Shut up!"
The bunny girl introduced herself to her savior. "My name is Cream." The blue creature began flying around the sidekicks while saying, "Chao, chao." Cream "And that is my chao friend, Cheese."
Quagmire and Brian ignored the pun and they started asking questions about the robots. Cream told them about Dr. Eggman and how he traps animals inside robots to power them up. Even though this sounds horrible to Glen and Brian (both as a villainous scheme and a stupid environmental message), they had to also ask about a strange glowing crystal the Moto Bug was asking. "I've seen one just like that." said Cream. "It was found yesterday out in the ground when they were setting up for the most pointless competition in the world. The crystal is now the prize for it."
"Looks like we need to enter this pointless competition in order to try to win the crystal." said Brian.
Cream heard what Brian had said. "Sorry Mr. Brian, this competition is a race, and you should know who will win." Both Quagmire and Brian gave Cream a confused look. "You don't know who it is, are you two from here?" The two sidekicks gotten nervous about Cream finding out about that they were from another world, so they just told her that they are just tourists. "Oh, if your tourists, then I'll tell you about him." Cream was now describing the one that can't lose in a race while Cheese was flying around. "He is just like a super hero. He can travel really fast, faster than a bullet. He even saved the world a lot of times. He even have a lot of girls chasing him. Well one girl, but he doesn't seem to enjoy it." While Cream was talking, somethings were watching them from in the bushes. "He is call the Fastest Thing Alive, and his name is….." But before she can give the name of the fastest thing alive, the ones watching them jumped from behind the bushes and surrounded the three. "Oh no!" cried Cream while Cheese was hiding behind her. "More Badniks!" Six knight-like crab robots, called Crawls, have surrounded them and are ready to attack.
The two sidekicks were getting ready to defend themselves, until they realized something, "Great, out of ammo." said Quagmire.
"I'm not getting near those shields!" said Brian after having flashbacks of those springs.
Cream and Cheese were both scarred that their two heroes couldn't help her, but then her fear disappeared when Cheese pointed at something over the distance. "Thank goodness, I think he's coming to save us!" Cream pointed to the direction to show Quagmire and Brian. Something was heading toward them at top speed. "That's the one I was telling you about!" The person reached them within seconds and ran around them to take out all the robots, thus freeing the animals and saving Cream, Cheese, Quagmire, and Brian. When the person stopped, he was covered by a dirt cloud.
Cream and Cheese were both cheering again. "Hooray, you've saved us, thank you Mr. Son….." Cream stopped talking and sniffed the air. "Ewww, what's that?" Cheese fainted due to the smell and Cream caught him. The dirt cloud cleared up to reveal someone Cream doesn't know. "Hey, you're not him, who are you."
The so called mysterious hero gave his name. "I'm Peter, Peter the Griffin!" Peter was silent for a moment and then said to himself, "Why the hell did I say it like that?"
"Peter you came just in time!" Quagmire complemented Peter. So Peter's friends filled him in about the next Cross-Over Crystal, Dr. Eggman, and the racing competition while Peter was taking off his roller blade equipment.
While they were talking, Cream was deep within her thoughts. "This mister is fast, I wonder if he's as fast as….no, it just can't be." So after Peter was filled in, he wanted to join the race using his new found power. Cream and Cheese lead them to Emerald Town.
While they were leaving, right on a tree, something invisible appears to be moving. Then two red eyes opened up slightly. "Data confirmed, chosen one and friends heading to find the Blue Cross-Over Crystal just as the bizarre mask creature, #52 said. Must follow and find Crystal, just as the three temporary bosses ordered" So the invisible thing jumped from the tree and traveled close to the ground using its four jet engines to follow them.
When the gang arrived at Emerald Town, they saw that the whole place was decorated for their pointless race. While walking to the sign-up booth, Peter was gloating to himself. "This Fastest Thing Alive won't know what'll hit him, when I win!" They stopped when someone called Cream's name. The five turned to see something that was strange to the heroes, an orange fox with two tails. The fox walked to Cream and said, "There you are, your mother said it's too dangerous in the outskirts of town now. Badniks have been roaming around everywhere and strange masked creatures are going around asking people about seeing their missing comrades and a crystal."
"Well then, bring on the competition." said Peter.
The fox then noticed Peter and his friends. Cream introduced each one and told him how they've saved her from Badniks. "Thank you Peter, Quagmire, and Brian. I hope they didn't give you guys too much trouble, by the way, my name's Tails."
"Trouble?" Peter began gloating again. "They couldn't stand a chance with my speed!"
Tails was a bit confused about what Peter said. Cream told him that he wants to enter the race to win, no joke. Tails was even more confused. "Well….if you're entering the race, you can follow me, I was going to meet someone there."
So Tails lead them to the boot. While walking, Peter was staring at Tails's tails while trying not to blurt something out. Brian was getting worried that Peter will say something about Tails's two tails. "Please Peter, please don't say anything!"
Peter was trying as hard as he could, but it wasn't enough and he spoke out loud. "Grown-up Mara Wilson is kind of hot." Everyone gave Peter a confused look, but they decide to ignore him.
When they arrived at the booth, Peter walked to it and signed up. A turtle operating the booth sarcastically asked Peter, "So you think you have a shot at winning?"
Peter then said in a confident voice, "I'm sure am, I am going to be crowned the fastest thing alive!"
The turtle scratched his head. "You're tone is not fitted enough for your sarcasm joke."
Peter then said in a serious voice, "I swear to God and Sega that I am serious." The turtle was shocked and motionless at what Peter just said. Peter was trying to get his attention but thought the turtle didn't believe him. "You don't think I can do it, huh?"
Peter took a megaphone from the booth and gave a speech to everyone around. "Attention animals, I bet that you all think that no one can win a race against this so called 'Fastest Thing Alive'. But I, Peter Griffin, am here to prove that phony-baloney theory wrong! I will race this thing and I will win and retrieve the Blue Cross-Over Crystal to fulfill the prophecy, and thenI will be forever known as 'The Fastest Thing Alive'!"
Everyone that was listening to Peter was now frozen with their eyes popping out and their jaws dropped. "Did…did…..did…he," Tails was so shocked that he wasn't able to finish his question.
Everyone was silent, no voices, animals, or even the wind; Peter looked around the still animals and heard nothing. "Was it something I said?"
Peter then notice something far away. Whatever it was, it was coming to them as fast as Peter was traveling before. The object got close enough to slide right to Peter. After brushing off the dirt, Peter got a good look at the person; it was a blue, spiked creature with green eyes and was wearing red shoes and white gloves. "Who the hell are you?"
The creature held out his arm and gave a thumbs down. "I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog, and I will like to know, what did you just say before?"
End of Chapter
A/N: I have some things I want to say.
If you don't know by now, all Death Masks are based on Heartless, except for the Masters. (The Speed Turtle was actually based of a car-heartless that first appeared in KHII.)

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Chapter 10: Welcome to EGGMAN Land!

World: Mobius
During the night, after the villains had their meeting, Scouter #52, the next Death Mask Master named Pigder, and a small army of Death Masks transported to the new world to gain a head start from the heroes.
"O.K. Master Pigder," said #52. "Our mission is to find the Blue Cross-Over Crystal and to find a villain in this world that we can recruit for help in our master plan. So I suggest we split up into separate teams to search more ground." Pigder, who of course is off screen, gave a big snort in agreement with #52. So they took a small number of Death Masks and separated.
#52 and two different sized Hunters, who are portrayed as the typical tall and skinny henchmen and the short and fat henchmen duo, are traveling to a light source they found that is believe to be a city.
While they were traveling, the two Hunters began arguing to each other about something that will make anyone near them to begin beating the crap out of them. "I'm telling ya, Stick. Pokemon is better than Digimon!" said the short and fat Hunter; wait, the other Hunter's name is Stick?
"Oh please Rock, Pokemon is practically illegal dog fights. Digimon fight for a reason, to fight digital dictators! said Stick. Oh great, the other guy's named Rock. Stick and Rock, Stick and Rock, what the hell Godzilla2915….unless. So the narrator, um… that's me, went to check on something. Then I came back with a bag of sugar. If I have Godzilla2915's sugar, then he has my….. oh are you guys still reading this? Uh there names suck, back with the story. (How does he get those simple names Stick and Rock from that?)
#52 was getting so annoyed by the two's argument that he lost his temper and he yelled at the Hunters, "Would you two just shut up! Nobody cares about which one is better! Who the hell came up with your names, Stick and Rock! What's happening to the creativity in this world, huh, huh!" #52's mask began cracking on the top from his anger. The two Hunters panicked and they began trying to calm him down.
"Please calm down #52!" said Stick.
"Yes, please; if you show your angry side, our mission might get ruined!" said Rock.
#52 calm downed while the crack on his mask was healing. "Sorry about that," said #52. "My temper's going to be the death of me and anyone around if I….." #52 stopped talking and stared ahead. Stick and Rock turned around and saw that they were very close to the light source. What they thought was a city turned out to be an amusement park with a large sign at the entrance saying 'EGGMAN Land'. "Amazing." said #52. "This must be called an amusement park? I've heard about these. They contain nothing but fun and high prices." So the Death Masks walked right into the park and Stick and Rock became excited by all the rides.
"Oh boy, I'm going on the roller coaster first!" said Rock.
"And I'm going into the Shoot the Hedgehog water gun game!" yelled Stick.
Before the two Hunters can run off, #52 grabbed them and he reminded the two of their plans. "If Master Maskus catches us goofing off and not looking for the Cross-Over Crystal or a villain, he'll torture us by making us tell the people that the cast of Destination Truth are professional paranormal investigators. Just like he did with Fat Hunter #135.
(Cutaway Gag)
Fat Hunter #135, a fatter version of a Hunter with a shield covering its belly, is at a city standing on a crate giving a speech to a crowd of people. "And that is why filming home movies and running strait to a dinosaur are what makes the cast of Destination Truth professionals." Then the crowd started booing and throwing objects at the Fat Hunter.
(End Cutaway Gag)
"But maybe we can find a villain here." said Stick.
"And maybe a villain made this whole place to be his base." said Rock.
#52 tapped his mouth to think and gave a sarcastic answer. "Oh sure; because as we all know, only true villains build their bases as loud, flashy, fun lands!" The two Hunters didn't understood #52's sarcasm and they began stupidly chatting again.
"And that could be the villain's statue over there." Rock said as he points to something.
The three Death Masks walked over to a statue of a bald, fat, man wearing glasses and weird clothing, and the statue also have a large mustache. There was also a sign on the statue, so #52 began reading it. "Welcome to EGGMAN Land, built by your favorite villain with the I.Q. of 300, Dr. Ivo EGGMAN! Now please follow my evil bidding."
#52 was dumbfounded that Stick and Rock were right about a villain would build their base as an amusement park. He slowly turned to the Hunters who are now posing like geniuses. "O.K., you two are right about this place, but we need so see if this Egg guy will be good enough for that special job and the Great War."
They looked around and found a convenient boat ride called 'The Tunnel of Information on Eggman' so they got on the boat and their ride began. The ride had a multiple of small projections about Eggman as they floated by each one. "Hello, I am Dr. Eggman. I am the brilliant scientist that designs so many robots you see all around you." The projections showed some of the robots like lady bug robots called Moto Bugs and crab robots called Crabmeats. "Each robot has a small animal inside to power them up. A brilliant fuel source discovered by me."
"So he has animals running on wheels for power? That sounds evil!" Stick said to #52.
"And completely stupid." said #52 as he folds his arm.
They continued through the ride and saw a projection of someone that looks very familiar. "and this is Sonic the Hedgehog. He hates the kind of rule I have plan for all of you and he will stop at nothing to ruin your future lives. His ego will be the end of us all!"
Rock hopped up and down as he pulled on Stick's clothing. "Say, that guy looked just like the next hero that is described in the future story on the wall back home."
#52 got a good look at the image of Sonic. "Blue fur, spikes, red shoes, huge ego. That's Sonic alright." #52 smiled the best he could with his 'X' shaped mouth. "Stick and Rock, we have ourselves a villain for our army!"
When the ride ended, the Death Masks started their search for Dr. Eggman. Stick and Rock looked through haunted houses, halls of mirrors, and even egg sandwiches stand, but they couldn't find him. Then #52 dragged them to the center of the amusement park, a large building that looks like the doctor, so they can look were he will obviously be.
When they entered the building, they found something that was not what they were expecting. "Say, this place is all dusty!" said Rock.
"Something tells me that nobody been here for a while." said Stick.
"and something tells me Maskus will only assign you two for fighting only for now on!" said #52.
They traveled through the dark building looking for Dr. Eggman. They went through almost all the rooms and found only more dust and robot parts, when they walked into the last room, Rock and Stick collapsed from exhaustion. "We're tired #52, can we take a break?" the two Hunters both said.
"Would you two just stop it!" yelled #52. #52 leaned on a wall and thought to himself, "I really hope these two aren't involved in anything else."
But the typical event happened, #52 accidentally pushed a button that turned on the lights and the machinery that are in there. The room turned out to be a storage room for different kinds of robots. All the robots turned on and they began moving aimlessly like enemies in a plat-former video game... what, too obvious? The Death Masks saw some robots they have seen from the boat ride like Moto Bugs and Crabmeats, and some new ones like purple wasps called Buzz Bombers, caterpillars called Caterkillers, and red fish called Choppers.
#52 was looking around the room and he said to himself, "I have a bad feeling about this. It's best if we do not do anything else here."
Then he saw Stick and Rock are about to press a button in front of three large tubes that have warning signs saying 'Do not activate!'The two Hunters both said in horrible Dee Dee impressions, "Ohhhhhh, what does this button do?" #52 started running to stop the Hunters, but it was too late. They pressed the button and opened the three tubes.
When the tubes opened, smoke came out first, covering what was inside them. Then in the smoke, three pairs of red eyes began glowing, two of them looked like large eyes of an animal, while the other was small and seems like a small line. "Eggman, is that you?" one of them said to the Death Masks. The red eyed beings walked to the Death Masks, who are now shaking in fear, and they got a closer look at the Heartless knock-offs. "You're not Eggman!" one yelled. Three shadows are now covering the Death Masks.
"Are we going to die?" The two hunters asked. While #52 can only stared at what was activated.

End of Chapter

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Chapter 11: Green Hill Zone, Act 1
In the mourning, far away from where Scouter #52 was, there was a large and beautiful green landscape with large lakes and high cliffs. There were also strange looped land formation, spikes on the ground, and some T.V. scattered around.
The green eye portal appeared and out comes Peter Griffin, Quagmire, and Brian. "Well that was a bumping landing." said Peter Griffin as he stood up.
"You know, stating the obvious is stupid." said Quagmire.
They looked around the environment and were completely frozen from the beautiful scene. "Wow, this place is amazing!" said Peter while looking at the environment.
"Yeah, just like where fat ass businesses like to destroy." said Brian.
"Just look at this place, just listen to this background music, I can easily imagine myself banging someone here, oh? said Quagmire.
After a while of looking around, the three began planning on what to do. Brian was the first to talk, "So now we are in a wonderful wilderness that does not have any sighs of cities, but it does have bridges and weird floating platforms swinging left and right, so I suggest we find someone and ask….." Then Brian noticed that Peter and Quagmire are both ignoring him while starring into the landscape still.
"This place is so beautiful, I wonder what it's called?" asked Peter. Right on queue, words formed in front of the heroes saying 'Green Hill Zone, Act 1' "Well, we now know the name; and that this world, dimension, whatever runs on videogame logic."
Brian gotten very annoyed at the two. "You guys, are you forgetting our mission."
Peter then answered, while doing a heroic pose, "Of course not Brian! We need to find the Cross-Over Crystal and the hero!" Peter took off his backpack. "And we have the perfect tools right in here."
"Well, what you got?" asked Quagmire. Peter took out his special tools that he said will help the heroes on their quest.
"Roller blade equipment?" asked Brian. "So you think these will help?"
Peter was putting on his roller blade equipment while explaining. "They are not just any old roller blades. As you can see under the roller blades, you can see wheels that can make me move!" Brian and Quagmire both glared at Peter for his stupidity. "Well if that's not impressive enough, they can also…." Something coming their way took Peter's attention. "Oh my God, a chilidog stand!" Peter had found a chilidog stand operated by a squirrel.
"Good, now we can get some directions." said Brian.
The three walked to the squirrel to get some directions, but before they can do that, Peter wants chilidogs. "Oh boy, real food instead of vegetables!" Peter asked the squirrel how much the chilidogs are.
"Well, well," said the squirrel. "You have quite the appetite for chilidogs as much as my best customer. They are seven gold rings each."
Without any rings, Peter asked the squirrel if he takes any other form of money. The squirrel shook his head no, so Peter did the next logical thing. He picked up the squirrel, threw him off the cliff, and he began to chow down on the chilidogs.
"You idiot, we need that squirrel to, wait a minute." Brian was pondering to himself, and then asked Peter if the operator was a squirrel. Peter turned around, with his face covered in chili and his mouth filled with chilidogs, and slowly shook his head yes. Brian gave a thumb up and he let Peter continue eating.
When Peter was done, he roller bladed back to Brian and Quagmire who are looking at a map they got from the stand. "O.K. looks like the nearest town, Emerald Town, is pretty close from here." said Brian.
"There better be female human women there, I am no furry…wait, am I?" asked Quagmire.
Peter then said to the two, "So did you guys find anythi…" Peter stopped talking and he put his hands on his belly while moaning.
"Are you o.k. Peter?" asked Quagmire.
"I don't know, I fell like," Then Peter began farting.
"Peter..." said Brian and Quagmire.
"Well, what did you expect?" said Peter. "I ate chilidogs." Peter's farts became louder and louder, while their force were also becoming stronger as well, which caused Peter to move with his roller blades. "What the hell's happening?" Peter then realized that his farts are pushing him. So he skated around Brian and Quagmire. "Hey guys, look at what my farts can do!" Brian and Quagmire are now holding there breaths. Peter then farted in a straight direction away from his friends. "I wonder how long this will last?" asked Peter. Peter suddenly stopped farting and he slowly came to a complete stop. "Well I guess I spoke too soon." Peter was about to turn around; until, Peter made an extremely forceful and loud fart that made him travel at super sonic speed, and within seconds, Peter was out of sight.
Brian's and Quagmire's jaws dropped from what they have just witnessed. "Oh my God!" said Quagmire. "I uh, I uh," said Brian right before they both puked.
After a while of disbelief, Brian and Quagmire began sitting around for Peter to return. An hour past and Quagmire had finally lost his patience. "O.K. that's it," Quagmire stood up and marched away from Brian. "I'll go look for that damn crystal and the hero while Peter's farting and you will just sit their writing some uninspired story so I can get back and hump the Green Eyes women!" While he was marching away, he unfortunately stepped on a strange moving platform on the ground called a Dash Panel and is now being forcefully dragged on the ground with horrible pains from the friction. Brian stood up and began laughing out loud as he walked backwards, which caused him to walked right into a red object called a Spring that send him flying right into the air and into more Springs which will cause multiple injuries everywhere.
Mean while, deep within Green Hill Zone, a Fire Ele. Witch and a turtle like Death Mask that has a large sharp beak and wheels for feet, called a Speed Shield, met up with each other.
"Any sign of Stick, Rock, and #52?" asked the Ele. Witch.
"No sign, you?" asked the Speed Shield. The Ele. Witch shook its head no. They both signed. "This is disgracing, we were only here for less than a day and we lost contact with some of our troops!" The Speed Shield began panicking while speeding in pointless directions. "If they were defeated, they would be back home at the check point that was made before Mascasa. They must be captured or something!" The Speed Shield began moving more quickly. "We failed Master Maskus, he will not like this at all!"
The Fire Ele. Witch grabbed the Speed Shield and it began comforting the turtle Death Mask. "Stay calm, we need to concentrate on our mission, and on finding those three." The Ele. Witch then took out a pile of paper with pictures of the missing Death Masks. "I have made these missing posters that each Death Mask will have when they see the natives of this world, here is yours." So the Ele. Witch handed a poster to the Speed Shield. "The faster we can find #52, the faster we will accomplish out mission."
The Speed Shield was about to leave, but thought of something. "Say, remember what we were told about the events here?"
The Red Element Witch thought about it. "Yes, I do recall being told about what will happen here. Do you think that the villains of the Hedgehog had ..."
But just then, Peter came with tremendous power and punched both of the Death Masks, sending them back into their world. "Ha, two Death Masks down!" yelled Peter. Peter have been traveling through Green Hill Zone exploring everywhere at super sonic speed. He have also been collecting rings, escaping traps, going around the weird looped formations, and defeating more Death Masks that paid no attention to him at first. He even ran into Fat Hunters and their shielded belly blocked Peter while he was farting and he took quite some damage, but Peter managed to bet them by attacking from behind. "This is the most fun I ever had beside sex!" yelled Peter in excitement. "Now I know haw it feels to be half Superman and half Roadrunner."
(cutaway)
There is a …..oh God! Is that the half superman half road runner? Good God, that thing is the most disgusting thing in existence! Now I know what Godzilla2915 used that for! I-I can't even describe it! (puking) huh-aha oh no! Wile E. Coyote and Lex Luther, get out of there! Oh no oh no, it's too late! Wait, is it; no, no, nooooo! (puking)
(end cutaway)
Back at the chili dog stand, Quagmire and Brian have limped themselves back to give themselves the proper healing time Fox usually gives them and now they are back on their feet.
"Let's just head to Emerald Town without pissing each other off and we'll meet up with Peter later." So the two traveled to the town without Peter. They traveled through Green Hill Zone and it's unique landscape, collecting rings, avoiding spikes, and they even fought some Death Masks. They were o.k. fighting them off, but the Ele. Witches bothered them by flying around and shooting their specific type of element at them. They got hit by ice from blue witches, and lightning from yellow Witches. The worst of them were the Green Ele. Witches. They can heal the other Death Masks. Luckily, Quagmire used his bazooka to blast the witches.
When the two gotten very close to the town, they decided to take a five minute break. "Man, this sucks!" complained Quagmire.
"Yeah," Brian agreed, "Death Masks attacking us and Peter's not here."
"Actually those Death Masks didn't seem to attack us at first, but who cares."
The two were resting behind some large bushes, until they heard a loud scream. "Heeeellllllp!"
Quagmire and Brian both got up and started looking around for that cry. "Oh crap, it must be the Heartle-, I mean Death Masks attacking someone!" said Quagmire. Brian looked behind the bushes and found the source of the scream. It was from a tired little bunny girl that was with a strange, light blue, flying creature with her, and they were surrounded by not Death Masks, but three robots that looks like two lady bugs and a wasp.
"Where is the Blue Cross-Over Crystal of the Green Eyes' prophecy?" asked the Moto Bug. The bunny girl was still shaking in fear while trying to call for help.
Brian turned to Quagmire and he told him what is happening. Unfortunately, when Quagmire heard 'bunny girl', he thought of something else. "A Play Boy Bunny in trouble!" Quagmire bolted out of the bushes and ran right in front of the bunny girl. "Don't worry, pilot Glen Quagmire, is here to save the day!" That's when he realized the bunny girl is not what he was expecting. "Well this is a cock tease."
The bunny girl looked up at Quagmire with here big, frighten, adorable eyes. "Are you going to save me Mr. Glen?"
Quagmire's depression faded away when he saw how frightened and young the little girl is, so he took out his bazooka and turned to the hostile robots while Brian joined in. "Time to kick some metal aaaa-Butt!"
One of the Moto Bugs attacked first. It charged right at Brian and slashed him. Brian began digging while throwing dirt in the Moto Bug's eyes, making its vision poor. It drove right in to the hole and the dog started chewing on it.
Quagmire was fighting the other tow robots. While he was dodging the Moto Bug, he was in a fire fight with the Buzz Bomber. The Buzz Bomber kept dodging Quagmire's missiles while shooting at him. Quagmire came up with an idea. When the Moto Bug came back, he stopped it with his foot like a toy, picked it up, and threw it at the Buzz Bomber. The wasp robot dodged it but it turned to watch the Moto Bug due to the change in the battle. Then Quagmire used his advantage and shot the robot with a direct hit.
At Brian's fight, the dog threw the Moto Bug out of the hole. The falling Moto Bug landed on the other robot, and they both broke. The two sidekicks cheered for their victory, but they both stopped when the remains of the robots began acting strangely. Just then, small animals popped right out of the scrap metal and they hopped away. "After seeing Peter farting like that, nothing is going to surprise me here." stated Brian.
The bunny girl and the creature both began cheering and they walked to their heroes. "You've saved me, my friend, and even the animal trapped inside Dr. Eggman's badniks!"
Quagmire and Brian were kind of confused about the Eggman and Badnik part, but they introduced themselves first. "I'm Glen Quagmire, but you can call me Quagmire."
"And I'm Brian Griffin, a brilliant Author and-"
"Shut up!"
The bunny girl introduced herself to her savior. "My name is Cream." The blue creature began flying around the sidekicks while saying, "Chao, chao." Cream "And that is my chao friend, Cheese."
Quagmire and Brian ignored the pun and they started asking questions about the robots. Cream told them about Dr. Eggman and how he traps animals inside robots to power them up. Even though this sounds horrible to Glen and Brian (both as a villainous scheme and a stupid environmental message), they had to also ask about a strange glowing crystal the Moto Bug was asking. "I've seen one just like that." said Cream. "It was found yesterday out in the ground when they were setting up for the most pointless competition in the world. The crystal is now the prize for it."
"Looks like we need to enter this pointless competition in order to try to win the crystal." said Brian.
Cream heard what Brian had said. "Sorry Mr. Brian, this competition is a race, and you should know who will win." Both Quagmire and Brian gave Cream a confused look. "You don't know who it is, are you two from here?" The two sidekicks gotten nervous about Cream finding out about that they were from another world, so they just told her that they are just tourists. "Oh, if your tourists, then I'll tell you about him." Cream was now describing the one that can't lose in a race while Cheese was flying around. "He is just like a super hero. He can travel really fast, faster than a bullet. He even saved the world a lot of times. He even have a lot of girls chasing him. Well one girl, but he doesn't seem to enjoy it." While Cream was talking, somethings were watching them from in the bushes. "He is call the Fastest Thing Alive, and his name is….." But before she can give the name of the fastest thing alive, the ones watching them jumped from behind the bushes and surrounded the three. "Oh no!" cried Cream while Cheese was hiding behind her. "More Badniks!" Six knight-like crab robots, called Crawls, have surrounded them and are ready to attack.
The two sidekicks were getting ready to defend themselves, until they realized something, "Great, out of ammo." said Quagmire.
"I'm not getting near those shields!" said Brian after having flashbacks of those springs.
Cream and Cheese were both scarred that their two heroes couldn't help her, but then her fear disappeared when Cheese pointed at something over the distance. "Thank goodness, I think he's coming to save us!" Cream pointed to the direction to show Quagmire and Brian. Something was heading toward them at top speed. "That's the one I was telling you about!" The person reached them within seconds and ran around them to take out all the robots, thus freeing the animals and saving Cream, Cheese, Quagmire, and Brian. When the person stopped, he was covered by a dirt cloud.
Cream and Cheese were both cheering again. "Hooray, you've saved us, thank you Mr. Son….." Cream stopped talking and sniffed the air. "Ewww, what's that?" Cheese fainted due to the smell and Cream caught him. The dirt cloud cleared up to reveal someone Cream doesn't know. "Hey, you're not him, who are you."
The so called mysterious hero gave his name. "I'm Peter, Peter the Griffin!" Peter was silent for a moment and then said to himself, "Why the hell did I say it like that?"
"Peter you came just in time!" Quagmire complemented Peter. So Peter's friends filled him in about the next Cross-Over Crystal, Dr. Eggman, and the racing competition while Peter was taking off his roller blade equipment.
While they were talking, Cream was deep within her thoughts. "This mister is fast, I wonder if he's as fast as….no, it just can't be." So after Peter was filled in, he wanted to join the race using his new found power. Cream and Cheese lead them to Emerald Town.
While they were leaving, right on a tree, something invisible appears to be moving. Then two red eyes opened up slightly. "Data confirmed, chosen one and friends heading to find the Blue Cross-Over Crystal just as the bizarre mask creature, #52 said. Must follow and find Crystal, just as the three temporary bosses ordered" So the invisible thing jumped from the tree and traveled close to the ground using its four jet engines to follow them.
When the gang arrived at Emerald Town, they saw that the whole place was decorated for their pointless race. While walking to the sign-up booth, Peter was gloating to himself. "This Fastest Thing Alive won't know what'll hit him, when I win!" They stopped when someone called Cream's name. The five turned to see something that was strange to the heroes, an orange fox with two tails. The fox walked to Cream and said, "There you are, your mother said it's too dangerous in the outskirts of town now. Badniks have been roaming around everywhere and strange masked creatures are going around asking people about seeing their missing comrades and a crystal."
"Well then, bring on the competition." said Peter.
The fox then noticed Peter and his friends. Cream introduced each one and told him how they've saved her from Badniks. "Thank you Peter, Quagmire, and Brian. I hope they didn't give you guys too much trouble, by the way, my name's Tails."
"Trouble?" Peter began gloating again. "They couldn't stand a chance with my speed!"
Tails was a bit confused about what Peter said. Cream told him that he wants to enter the race to win, no joke. Tails was even more confused. "Well….if you're entering the race, you can follow me, I was going to meet someone there."
So Tails lead them to the boot. While walking, Peter was staring at Tails's tails while trying not to blurt something out. Brian was getting worried that Peter will say something about Tails's two tails. "Please Peter, please don't say anything!"
Peter was trying as hard as he could, but it wasn't enough and he spoke out loud. "Grown-up Mara Wilson is kind of hot." Everyone gave Peter a confused look, but they decide to ignore him.
When they arrived at the booth, Peter walked to it and signed up. A turtle operating the booth sarcastically asked Peter, "So you think you have a shot at winning?"
Peter then said in a confident voice, "I'm sure am, I am going to be crowned the fastest thing alive!"
The turtle scratched his head. "You're tone is not fitted enough for your sarcasm joke."
Peter then said in a serious voice, "I swear to God and Sega that I am serious." The turtle was shocked and motionless at what Peter just said. Peter was trying to get his attention but thought the turtle didn't believe him. "You don't think I can do it, huh?"
Peter took a megaphone from the booth and gave a speech to everyone around. "Attention animals, I bet that you all think that no one can win a race against this so called 'Fastest Thing Alive'. But I, Peter Griffin, am here to prove that phony-baloney theory wrong! I will race this thing and I will win and retrieve the Blue Cross-Over Crystal to fulfill the prophecy, and thenI will be forever known as 'The Fastest Thing Alive'!"
Everyone that was listening to Peter was now frozen with their eyes popping out and their jaws dropped. "Did…did…..did…he," Tails was so shocked that he wasn't able to finish his question.
Everyone was silent, no voices, animals, or even the wind; Peter looked around the still animals and heard nothing. "Was it something I said?"
Peter then notice something far away. Whatever it was, it was coming to them as fast as Peter was traveling before. The object got close enough to slide right to Peter. After brushing off the dirt, Peter got a good look at the person; it was a blue, spiked creature with green eyes and was wearing red shoes and white gloves. "Who the hell are you?"
The creature held out his arm and gave a thumbs down. "I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog, and I will like to know, what did you just say before?"
End of Chapter
A/N: I have some things I want to say.
If you don't know by now, all Death Masks are based on Heartless, except for the Masters. (The Speed Turtle was actually based of a car-heartless that first appeared in KHII.)

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