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Continuation of Mobius
Chapter 21: Maskus's Suspicion… There is Also Some Other Stuff
So after the investigation was canceled for a while, Jozen and Stewie went on a balcony to talk. "My half-sister is really all about kindness. She hardly does anything bad." Jozen said to Stewie.
"Kindness, well good thing I'm like this and not the old me."
(Cutaway Gag)
As coming of age music plays, a photo montage shows Stewie being his old self like blowing up stuff, poisoning people, trying to take over the world, and trying to kill Lois.
(End of Cutaway)
Jozen gazed over at the Pyramid of Mascasa. "She also hates the Death Masks! So you helping us stop Maskus will be great to have Stella like you,"
"Don't worry, I will if I'm needed." After Jozen finished telling Stewie about Stella, Stewie asked, "Say could you also check to see what your sister thinks of me?"
Jozen looked down at Stewie with a smile. "Now, are you sure about that?"
"Well were friends now, aren't we? I also found that tablet."
Jozen thought about it and said, "Sure kid, I can go check right now." Jozen walks away and called out, "See you some other time and good luck!" He turned away and thought, "You clueless, hopeless, lovesick infant. You're nine years apart!"
When Jozen left, Stewie took out an audio recorder. "Log 1: It appears that I can't really trust Maskus. I should be on a look out to completely know for sure. I might even trade in some secrets to the Green Eyes if my alliance is a lie. Surely the chief's daughter Stella will dig that!'
As Stewie started talking about Stella, someone walked on the balcony and started eve dropping on Stewie. "Stella is so hot. We can walk around town while I look like a tough guy and she'll hold my arm. People will say; Wow they look hot together! Yeah, it's going to be-" Stewie walked backwards and bumped into the person. He slowly turned around and saw a very angry Chief Padolm staring down at him. Stewie jumped back and said, "Oh hi Chief, … Did you hear all that, e-even the beginning?! Because I will really like your opinion on my acting for a play I signed up for a week before meeting your daughter."
Padolm angrily said, "I heard you talking about my daughter Stella, and I did not like what I have heard!" Padolm got to eye level with Stewie. "You may be a baby and Peter's son, but I cannot allow you and my daughter to be married; unlike your land, we have proper rules and orders here!"
"Marragie!? We only just met and-"
Padolm silenced Stewie and said, "You shall not be with my daughter! That is a warning!" The Chief walked away leaving Stewie frightened.
"I-I-I think I'll pay Maskus a visit." Stewie then ran off in fear. Unbeknownst to him, on the roof of the palace, someone was watching Stewie.
"Looks like we may have a possible traitor on our hands." said the spy with a female voice. The spy then jumped off the palace and headed toward the Death Masks' home.
Meanwhile, Jozen walked into his sister's room. He saw Stella looking out of her window. "Hey Stella," greeted Jozen.
She turned around and smiled, "Oh hello Jozen. Why have you come?"
He walked toward her. "I'm here to tell you that that awful chosen one's son has a crush on you."
Stella had a confused look with a bit of disgust. "You mean the one that refuses to stop showing everyone his prize?"
"No no no, not him, Stewie!"
Stella sigh in relief. "Awww, that cute little guy. How sweet. So did you say that I'm too old for him."
Jozen laughed. "No, but now he wants to help stop the Death Masks for you. He actually found something important to us in the record room."
Stella giggled a bit and joked, "Well now that's brave. Him helping stop the Death Masks…..the Death Masks." She started having flashback of the day she was almost attack by them and Jozen saving her. "They are all horrible demons; even anyone joining them. I can still remember that day."
Jozen was also remembering the attack, "I know, we were just giving our blessing to the dead in our grave yard out of the city. Even after that giant mantis attacked us for food like how the world intended, they just charged without warning."
Stella looked up to her brother and said, "Good thing you saved me back there."
Jozen patted her on the head, she then asked, "Hey brother, what was she like?"
"Who, Meg? A completely annoying snake hater!"
"No, you're mom. Not my mom, but your real one."
Jozen's face turned sad. "She was just wonderful. I could remember around ten years ago before you were born and the Death Masks still slept. She was so kind and generous. Always thinking about the well beings of others, …... which was what killed her."
Stella started comforting him and said, "I now what happened about the Sleeping Sickness outbreak, but she did wanted everyone to have the medicine first before her, she even wanted you to take the very last pit of medicine given to us by our long lost heroes. You should be happy that she saved you."
Jozen looked up and said in a hopeful voice, "I guess you're right. I am still awake and I still breathe to this day. I lived with that for more than ten years. She did not die with a useless sacrifice." He looked down at Stella and he happily said, "She wouldn't want me to be miserable anyway."
Stella smiled at him. "So anyway, what is Meg like to you?"
Just then, Meg jumped into the room through the window. "My love; be with me." Jozen yelled in horror and ran away from Meg, the damn mood killer.
So after Stewie was scared away, he got on his hover craft and flew toward the Pyramid of Mascasa. He was about to land infront of the entrance on top of the temple, until Selim ran out and yelled, "Hey you, what on earth are you doing!?"
"I'm landing this here toy!"
"You can't just land that thing here, no parking here!"
"Well I can't just land on the ground, I'll have to climb up that long staircase!"
"Well what do you want me to do about it!?"
(Five minutes later)
On top of the stairs, Selim climbed up while carrying Stewie while he annoys the spy. "I want to pull on your hair! Can I see your real face?" Selim dropped Stewie and they walked inside the pyramid.
As they walked, Selim asked, "So why did you come here?"
"I made a alliance with Maskus in exchange for help in my world domination."
Selim was surprised by this. "You're an infant! Why would you want to do that!?"
"It's a hobby."
When they reached the prophecy room, they saw Maskus talking to Master Pigder through a portal. "What do you mean they've gone missing!?" yelled Maskus.
"THE THREE WENT THE OTHER WAY LAST NIGHT AND WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THEM SINCE, AND NOW ROBOTS ARE ROAMING AROUND AIMLESSLY!" explained Pidger.
Maskus sigh in annoyance and said to himself, "I knew I should have gone there myself." He then said to Pigder. "Don't worry, I'll send a friend to help you." Maskus then called out, "Selim, you're needed here!"
Selim walked to Maskus and asked, "I'm here. What's wrong?" Maskus then started explaining about what happened to some Death Masks in Mobius. "Isn't #52 supposed to be your top henchman?" asked Selim.
"Yes, but not Stick and Rock. Please go to Mobius to find them."
"I will find them, my friend." Selim jumped into the portal to Mobius.
Maskus closed it and notice Stewie. "Oh Stewie, I was about to call you." He walked to the baby and asked. "Why have you come here?"
"I need to discuss with you about…. about." Stewie then stopped as he sees Maskus staring down at him. With his glowing green eyes. In Stewie's mind, he is imagining Maskus as Chief Padolm starring down at him. He was motionless in horror.
"Stewie? Are you o.k.?" asked Maksus while snapping his fingers to get Stewie's attention. "How can I snap with these clothing hands?" Maskus asked himself. "Of course, magic." Someone then snorted two times. "What the hell was that?"
Stewie snapped out of it and said, "I'm here to say … uhhh …. That Lady Tremela is on to that shard Wario was talking about! There are three pieces of the coin that suppose to be for…..something."
Maksus looked at Stewie with suspicion and said, "Well you've been a good spy. Anything else?"
Stewie felt his arm. "That is all, nothing else?" Stewie answered. "That all we know, absolutely nothing else!"
Maskus walked around while looking at the parts of the prophecy that have already happened. "So they are important. I have been doing my own research. I learned that that shard is for a key to something, but I yet to know to what."
"He knows it's a key. I really really hope he's trustworthy." Stewie thought to himself.
Maskus chuckled to himself and smirked. "Once I've figure it out, I may be able to use it to go through my plans! I shall awaken the King of Terror and together, we can put every living thing in all worlds to their rightful place!" Maskus turned to Stewie who had a suspicious face but turned to normal when Maskus saw him. "Of course with you ruling your own world."
"Yes, world domination for me, because I completely trust you."
Maskus walked back to Stewie. "Stewie, I need to say two things to you. One, I want you to get as much information of those coin shards as possible. Two, you may not date Stella." explained Maskus with a snarl of anger at the end.
"Don't worry, I… wait I cannot date Stella?" asked Stewie.
"You see Stewie, I had an a ex-thief work for me before. I order him to do away with this archeologist that discovered this cavern. Unfortunately, the thief was a male and the archaeologist is a rare lovely woman for once. He started falling for her and later betrayed me, so I had him and the woman go mentally mad so they wouldn't say anything. He was only a worker, but someone like yourself will have a horrible punishment due to our alliance. I can trust you won't do that, right?"
Stewie answered in a scarred and sad voice, "Sure thing, Master Maskus. I will obey. If you need me, I'll be back at the city wanting apple juice or something." Stewie started mopping back to the city.
After Stewie left, the spy that was watching Stewie came. She also wears a black cloak like Selim. "My friend, I have something to report!"
Maskus looked at her and said, "Taslle, If you're going to tell me that we may not be able to trust Stewie, I already know."
"What, how did you know this already?"
"You, your mate Selim, and Stewie are not the only secret eyes and ears for the Death Masks. I made sure of it."
Taslle angrily starred at Maskus. "You mean to tell me that I've waited on that roof for three hours just to tell you something you already know!"
"Hey, I didn't tell you to climb up there! You could at least follow the fat guy, or any of the royals! They should know something!"
"Oh don't give me any of that you Darth Vader/Shredder knock-off!"
As the two argue, Wario came in and gave a big fart which caused the two villians to stop arguing. "….. I'm sorry." They both said.
"I'm not." said Wario.
Maskus then continued talking, "If Stewie does betray us, I may have some use of it someday. Heh Heh heh."
End of Chapter
A/N: Two things I need to say.
Teslle is NOT a original character. She also have a fake name just like Selim. Tesl-y.
Remember, this was my first shot at a fanfiction, so don't expect to get too emotionally attach to the O.C.
Chapter 22: Team Sonic's Arrival
Back to present time from the last two chapters: The heroes and Lady Tremela have returned to the Green Eyes' world. Sonic and his friends stood up without the motion sickness Peter and his friends first had. "So it is true, this isn't your first time traveling to other worlds." said Tremela.
"Yeah, how'd you know?" asked Sonic.
"Your friend Tails told us about your adventures. Also; I am confused about something with a plumber?"
Sonic rolled his eyes. "That doesn't matter anymore."
Tremela then lead them outside to the Green Eyes' underground city. Sonic and Amy were amazed by the city, except for Metal. "I don't really care, I'm a robot."
"Wow, this place is great!" complemented Sonic as he looks around.
Amy then grabbed his hand. "This place is also romantic!'
Sonic pushed her off. "Don't go there."
As they head to the palace; the hedgehogs and robot met some of the Green Eyes along the way. Metal scared some of them for some evil enjoyment, but later got bored. Sonic didn't like Metal's behavior. "I think I should switch Metal with Tails as soon as he's done fixing the Tornado." Whispered whispered to Peter
"I don't think that's even possible. The Tornado really looks like it needs at least a year to fix." said Peter with a hint of suspicion.
(Cutaway Gag)
Tails just walked into his workshop with equipment. "From what I already inspected, I should be able to fix the Tornado in about a week and I could get to Sonic." Tails then looked at the plane and say that somehow it was now worse than before. "What in the world happen to the Tornado!?" He then notices a note on the plane and started reading it. "Sorry Tails, your plane is even more broke. But I didn't do it! Sign Peter Griffin."
(End Cutaway Gag)
As they got closer to the Main building, Tremela was telling about the royal family. "Don't try too hard to be polite. We will welcome you no matter what." explained Tremela. The Priestess then noticed something up ahead. "Why there's the Chief's children right now." Tremela pointed at a race with ten men, including Jozen. Tremela pointed him out and Stella in the audience. "In this race, the first one to grab that golden cup on the stand wins." Tremela then noticed that Sonic wasn't standing with them.
"Hey Amy, did your cuddies scare Sonic away again?" asked Peter.
Amy pouted. "He's over there joining the race!"
The heroes look and saw that Sonic walked next to Jozen without him noticing. A woman threw a stick in the air and the runners dashed toward the cup. Jozen was the fastest out of all the Green Eyes.
"Jozen has a natural gift of running, he hasn't lost against anyone." explained Tremela. "Now let's watch what happens with Sonic! She looked back at the race with a joyful laugh.
Jozen looked back at the men behind him. "Why do they even include me in these. I always grab the-!?" Jozen haulted when he noticed the Gold Cup has vanished. "What the!?" Then the other runners ran into Jozen. They all jumped right up and asked for forgiveness and not to be executed. "For the last time, we don't execute losers since the last thousand year!"
They then heard whistling from behind. Jozen looked over and was shocked by Sonic swirling the cup around with his finger. "Sorry, I couldn't resist a race."
Jozen's eyes widened as his pupils shrank. "You, ... you must be the second chosen one." Everyone around them bowed down to Sonic.
"No need for that, I haven't even beat that Maskus-"
But then everyone started panicking by the mention of Maskus.
"He only said his name!" shouted Jozen which calmed everyone down.
Sonic looked around the people sighing with relief. "So this Maskus must be a big deal, right?"
Jozen nodded with a big grin. "Yes. But with that speed, you'll be a worthy chosen one, unlike Peter. So has he given you a difficult time?"
Sonic scratched his head. "I'll tell you, but you might want to keep your appetite."
"My fart made you super fast." said Peter.
"Your what?!" said Jozen. Jozen then noticed Amy and Metal. "These must be your sidekicks?" He took interest in Metal Sonic's design.
"I am no one sidekick! Bzzp - I'm the Teen Titan Robin of the bunch, not the Batman Animated series Robin."
Jozen gave the robot a half-lit face. "... Peter...?!"
"What, this makes him better!" Peter then got un-comforting close to Jozen's face. "I think this is the real Sonic and that flesh one's a fake."
As Jozen ordered some warriors to take Pete away, Stella walked to Amy and the two started talking.
"Hey there little girl, I'm Amy." Amy greeted Stella.
"Hello, I'm Stella. I like your dress." Stella complemented Amy.
"Awwwww I like your clothes too."
Stella then looked at Metal with curiosity. "Don't even think about knocking on my head to see what I'm made of."
When they finished with their introduction, all the citizens gathered in front of the palace to hear another speech from their chief in their own language. ("My people, the next chosen one have been found. Sonic the Hedgehog, he is known as the Fastest Thing Alive in his world! He is accompanied by his stalker Amy Rose; and this….. thing that for some reason makes me think that many people wanted a two tailed dog thing to be in his place instead.")
As Jozen smirked, Amy blushed and placed her hand under her head. "I don't know what he just said, but I'm sure he explained my relationship with Sonic exactly the way it is!" said Amy. Jozen then burst out laughing. Sonic guessed what he really said and laughed too.
In the audience, Stewie was looking at the heroes. "So that's the next chosen one, better avoid looking him up online." He looked at Amy and then at Metal. "That robot is the coolest one ever!" Then someone gasped. Stewie look next to him and saw Robo-Stewie crying. The robot ran off and Stewie chased after him. "Wait, come back! I mean he's the second coolest, second!"
So the heroes walked inside the prophecy room to hear about their history, the Cross-Over Crystals, and the prophecy. They also need to retrieve the clue of the next chosen one. "Now Sonic, listen to me." Tremela instructed Sonic. "Please face the crystal's eye with this blue glowing carving on the wall."
So Sonic did as she said and another pedestal appeared from the floor. He placed the crystal on the pedestal, it began glowing blue and then the next missing part of the prophecy was restored. Metal then switched to Peter Mode and he started jumping up and down just like Peter did. "Do it again, do it again!" Jozen then sighed.
Tremela began reading the next prophecy. "Our third chosen one has many forms and many lives. He is a puzzle solver and an already chosen hero." As she explains; Sonic was finding the information very familiar. "He had battled many foes, and one that keeps coming back."
"That sounds just like..."
As Sonic remembers, Tremela continued the prophecy. "He also bears a great power that stands for courage inside him that has the power to-"
When Sonic heard about courage, he yelled out, "To grant the wish of any one touching it if they also have the power of wisdom and the power of … power to complete the Triforce!"
Tremela was shocked by Sonic. "How do you know what is says? Even that space before power?"
Sonic jumped up, spun around, and landed with his thumb up. "Because I now know who the next chosen one is! His name is Link, The Hero of Hyrule!"
Everyone was amazed by Sonic's knowledge. "Do you know him, Sonic?" asked Stella. "
Sonic rubbed her head. "Sure do." explained Sonic.
"Can you please tell us?"
Sonic took Tremela's spot and told everyone how he knows Link.
"You guys remember how my friends and I know about other worlds? Well there is this multi-world battle tournament called Super Smash Brothers. On the third tournament; I was invited as a guest fighter. That is where I met Link. He's a swordsman living in Hyrule, a medieval like world."
"A swordsman, sweet!" cheered Peter.
"He doesn't just us a sword; he can also us many different weapons like bows, hookshots, boomerangs, heavy ball-in-chain, and a large spin top thing. That Link even told me."
"That Link?" asked Stella.
"Oh yeah; you see, he was not the first Link, nor the last in the Hyrule timeline. He and two other people that hold the power of wisdom and power of the Triforce have been reincarnated from their bloodline for many generations. Heck, there was even another Link in that tournament. They all learned that from the Master of Smash Bros. himself. But please don't asked me about the timeline, that's all I know."
"So what you're saying is that he's another chosen one like yourself we can rely on unlike Pet-"
Stella stopped Jozen before Peter could hear. "Be nice Jozen, we want everything to go well for us."
Peter looked at them straight in the eyes. "What do you mean by 'we want everything to go well for up'? Is this some big plot to take over the world and share it with the Death Masks? Did you do it in the Dining Room with a Candle stick?!" Jozen pushed Peter away.
So after Sonic finished, Chief Padolm said to the heroes, "Well looks like this will be an easy task to find the chosen one. Now we wait for the crystal to activate so we can locate that world. Sonic, Amy, and Metal Sonic; you are welcome to stay here in my palace. There is plenty of room and food."
"Alright, I'm so hungry right now." Sonic cheered.
Peter warned Sonic. "You can't eat their food, they only have vegetables! How about I make you one of my special stereotype meals?"
Brian then interrupted him. "No Peter, not that! Remember when you made a stereotype meal for my cousin Jasper?"
(Cutaway Gag)
Peter gave Jasper, Brian's gay cousin, a plate of a tied up women. Jasper just looked at Peter with a blank face. "What, don't gays eat the opposite sex?" asked Peter. Jasper slowly shook his head no. "Well what do you do with them?"
(End Cutaway Gag)
So Sonic did not accept Peter's offer and they decided to eat vegetable and fish. Sonic, Amy, and Metal were really getting along with the Green Eyes and Peter's friends and family. Sonic became good friends with Chris and Jozen. Amy, Stella, and Meg had some girl talk. Metal was even having a good conversation with Stewie.
"So then I suggested to the U.S. government to give a 'Refusal to pay bills' excuse when they want someone dead." said Stewie.
After dinner, they all went into their rooms to get a good night sleep for tomorrow after Sonic dragged Amy out like Fred Flintstones with that saber tooth Cat and Jozen did the same with Meg. They will spend the day exploring the city and getting to know one another. Yes Peter Griffin, next chapter is Just Hanging Around part 2. Peter got on his knees and yelled out, "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !"
End of Chapter
Chapter 23: Just Hanging Around, part 2
The next day past and Sonic and his friends were already given the tour of the Green Eyes underground city by Jozen and Stella. They met the locals and learned about their culture and the Death Masks' origin. After the tour; they separated to hang out elsewhere.
During the day; Peter was walking around the Other Worlds Side, looking for Sonic and Metal. "Geez, wonder where Sonic and Metal are? I want to do some shenanigans with them."
Peter then got close to That Guy With The Glasses's bar. Remembering his last visit, he tried to sneak pass the bar from hell; but then he noticed that inside the bar was Sonic and Metal talking to TGWTG. "Don't worry, I'll save you." whispered Peter filled with fear. Peter slowly creep inside.
"So that's why Eggman doesn't kill Sonic as quickly and simple." said Metal Sonic.
"Why yes," said TGWTG. "because Eggman is really a clone of Jamie Hyneman."
"So That Guy; how do I get a crazy girl who's obsess over me and is still a friend to stop chasing me?" asked Sonic.
TGWTG quickly answered, "That is a very good question. I say you should get a pet scorpion….." He then started crying and stomping. "Because girls hate scorpions! Wah ha ha ha, why Lady Gaga, why!?"
As TGWTG cry; Sonic and Metal slowly walked out of the bar. Peter then came out from behind a table to walk out in hopes that TGWTG doesn't notice him, but there is no luck for him today. "Oh Peter, didn't hear you come in. You're just in time to find out what two plus Peru equals." Peter then ran out.
Thirty minutes have passed and Peter still ran. He stopped when he collided with Meg. "Hey Meg, why you stopped me?"
Meg got up and said, "Don't have time to complain Dad, I need to find Jozen and kill his snake."
"Oh I saw him and that snake a few blocks away." Meg thanked her dad and ran off.
In the city, Jozen was walking around with his anaconda following him like a trained dog. The snake scented something and looked behind to find Meg coming closer while carrying an axe. It slithered up to Jozen to get his attention, Jozen then saw Meg and ran off as fast as he can while carrying Meg's target.
Jozen ran pass many people and knocked some over, broke some pottery, ruined food, broke a fence that held pigs, and ran over Quagmire trying to get laid.
As Meg got closer, Jozen saw a vacant building and hid there. He looked out the window and watched Meg run by. "You're-you're safe now!" Jozen said as he catches his breath while the snake curled around him. He turned around and saw that he was not alone. "Ahhhhhhhhhhh, I'm telling you Meg, I can have you sacrificed!"
The person calmed him down and said, "Relax Jozen, it's me Sonic,"
"Sonic? What are you doing here?" asked Jozen.
"Amy….. and I can't run in the city, out in that monster infested cavern, not even to the surface."
Jozen understood Sonic's bordem. "Well this is a hidden city. Revealing ourselves will be too risky. They wouldn't understand us."
(Cutaway Gag)
A student is doing homework. "I don't understand it… that must mean it must die!" The student started stabbing the paper with a pencil.
(End Cutaway)
Meanwhile Amy walked by the building to look for Sonic. "Sooooooonic, where are yooooooou?"
Quagmire came by and greeted Amy. "Hey Amy, looking for Sonic?!"
"Yes I am, but he's running off from me today." Amy gazed around
"Why's that, you are attractive enough, right? I'll just send a picture of you to my furry cousin Ted Quagmire." He took a picture of Amy on his iphone and sent it to Ted.
(Cutaway Gag)
Ted Quagmire, dressed as a bunny, received the picture. "Furrity furrity fur, all right!" He turned to the reader and said, "Don't worry; I'm not as horny as Glen. She must be under-aged."
(End Cutaway)
"He gave a thumb up, but then why would Sonic run from you?" asked the clueless Quagmire.
Sonic and Jozen exited the building without noticing the two stalkers. "Sonic!" cried Amy.
"Oh no, Sonic run!" cried Jozen. Sonic ran off as Amy gave chase. Sonic out ran her and he was out of site.
Amy stopped to catch her breath. Quagmire caught up and said, "Well that was rude, why does he runs like that?"
As Amy look to where Sonic ran, she noticed something on the ground. She picked it up and said, "Oh, just a dirty magazine."
Quagmire grabbed it off from Amy and said, "Giggity Gi…. No no it's just a dirty magazine to arouse women." Quagmire thought about where the magazine came from, and came to a realization. "Hey Amy, I think I know why Sonic runs away from you."
"You do, tell me!" demanded Amy with hope in her eyes.
"I think Sonic ….is GAY!"
(Duh Duuh Duuuuuuuuh)
"Gay, what's that?" asked Amy. So Quagmire whispered to Amy the definition. "Whaaaaaaat?! No, no, not my Sonic!" yelled Amy.
"That's the only thing I can think of. Sorry for your lost." Said Quagmire.
Amy then grabbing Quagmire's neck and yelled, "He is not gay, and we are gonna prove it!"
So now Quagmire and Amy are on a mission to find out if Sonic is gay or not. Quagmire came up with three tests to try to find the truth.
(Plan A)
Sonic is resting on a bench while Quagmire and Amy watch. "O.K. Amy, for our first test I will offer Sonic some alcoholic beverages. If he chose a mojito, he's gay."
Quagmire walked to Sonic and offered him the beverages. "Hey Sonic, would you be interested in a beer, wine, a mojito, or any other kind of alcoholic beverage?"
Sonic then asked, "What's an alcoholic beverage?"
"Well that won't work." So Quagmire walked away leaving Sonic sort of confused.
(Plan B)
Sonic is now talking to some Green Eyes while Quagmire and Amy hid behind some crates. "Plan B is to see if he will say anything gay-like." So they eavesdropped on Sonic's conversation.
"So two of Eggman's Badniks came straight at me, so I spun around one to give it a major head ack. Then I jumped on the other and smashed it to pieces. The other one tried to fight back, but kept falling over. Then I punched it right in the face and malfunction it. Man was that awesome! I celebrated by getting a chilidog."
Quagmire then yelled to Sonic, "Did you eat it like any other kind of food or did you do something else?"
Sonic turned to Quagmire and answered, "I just ate it like food, what else would I do with it?"
"Nothing, just curious." Quagmire and Amy walked away.
(Plan C)
Sonic is just walking by and notices a radio on the pathway. Quagmire was holding a remote while talking to Amy. "My final test is to see if Sonic will sing along to a showtune playing on the radio."
Peter Griffin walked by and asked, "Did you guys see if he'll eat the opposite sex?"
"No Peter, that is not a stereotype for gays."
Quagmire turned the radio on and it began playing. "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh" Quagmire then realized something. "Oh yeah, we're underground in a jungle far away from any radio signals. Wait, how'd I send that picture on my iphone in another dimension?"
After the other plans' failure, Amy was ready to quit. "O.K. Quagmire, this is going far enough. I am defiantly positive that Sonic the Hedgehog is not gay."
Then someone asked, "If I'm what?" The two quickly turned and saw Sonic right next to them. "Alright you guys, you have been following me for the last hour! What are you guys up to?" They both look at each other and then decided to tell them what they were doing. "Gay, what's that?" Quagmire then explained to Sonic what gay is. "You-you, how the world do you thinkI'm that kind of person!?" yelled Sonic.
"It wasn't my idea, Sonic! Quagmire found this magazine where you were running." Quagmire showed him the magazine.
"That is not mine, and if I was, I will not be interested in humans! I still have this horrible nightmare that this human princess kissed me so I could be revived."
Amy angrily turned to Quagmire. "What do you know, Glen, allllllllll this time that this is not even …. Hissssssss!" She then grabbed the magazine and threw it. After that she started hugging Sonic. "Oh Sonic, I knew it all along that you like girls, which I'm one of them! Now lets fix your dreams."
As Quagmire sees how Amy hugs Sonic and wouldn't let go, he realized why Sonic runs away from Amy. "Is that why, sorry Sonic." Sonic gave Quagmire an annoyed look and then pushed Amy off and ran away. "Well Amy, sorry to you too." Quagmire apologized to Amy. She looked at Quagmire and said, "Well you were only trying to help, but I do wonder who owns that dirty magazine."
Just then, a certain yellow sponge came by and found the magazine. "Oh there you are!" said the sponge. He picked it up and started hugging it while hearts came out. He then skipped along singing La La La La!"
"Well I'm going to look for Sonic." said Amy as she said good bye to Quagmire and walked away. Along the way on her quest, she met up with Meg who was still holding an axe.
"Hey Meg, have you seen Sonic?" asked Amy.
"No, have you seen Jozen?" asked Meg. Amy shook her head no.
"Why you want to know?" asked Amy.
"I need to know, we're soul mates! I knew it when he first took my hand! But he always runs away from me, even though I try to vanquish the evil that possess him."
Amy smiled at Meg and told her, "That almost sound just like my relationship with Sonic!" Amy then sigh. "I always chase him even though his speed is SUPER! I'll catch him some day."
So the two walked away to have girl talk while passing two garbage disposers for the Green Eyes, just then Sonic and Jozen both came out from them. "That….. was close!" said Jozen in relief.
"Wow Jozen, you have a much worse fangirl than I have. At least Amy isn't an attempted pet killer or ugly."
(There are now many fangirls who are expecting Sonic to say the Amy is hot. And now they are disappointed.)
Jozen shook his head in annoyance. "And Meg only knew me for FOUR DAYS!" They both sigh in annoyance.
Back with the girls; they were sitting on a bench still talking. "So now we talked all about our boyfriends. What now Meg?" asked Amy.
Meg thought about what to do next, it then it hit her. "Ow, what the hell landed on my head?" She looked at the object and started gleeing. "Oh my God! It's the entire Twilight saga! But where did it come from?"
(Cutaway Gag)
At the Pyramid of Mascasa, Wario was standing next to a cannon. "Now that's a reason to watch T.V. instead of reading books! Wha ha ha!"
(End Cutaway)
"Twilight, what is that about?" asked Amy.
Meg gasped and told her, "It is only the greatest story humanity had ever created! It is a story about what true love is all about. The greatest part of the whole series is what they have done for the modern vampire!"
"Vampires?! Now this I got to read." So Meg and Amy started reading the Twilight saga. How will the love sick hedgehog think of the book about what true love is?"
(One read through of the Twilight saga later)
"This is the WORST thing I have ever read in my entire life!" Amy yelled at the top of her lungs.
Meg was cowering behind the bench as Amy release her anger. "How-how can you even say that? Twilight is all about what women should be."
"Oh give me a break! Bella is a selfish brad who literally tried to get herself killed just to see an image of her ex, whom I might add is a vampire! They are supposed to be evil, blood sucking demons that are supposed to die in freakin sunlight, not sparkle!"
After the hedgehog was done ranting, something started glowing right in front of them. As they watch in wonder, the light started flashing as it split into two and began growing. "What is happening?" Meg asked in a scared tone.
As the phenomena go on, Lady Tremela walked by. "I see you are witnessing the arrival of other-worlders."
"What do you mean other-worlders?" asked Amy.
Tremela cleared her throat. "If you recall; many people from other worlds are being warped here by a disturbance of the Cross-Over Crystals. Some sort of magic is responsible for it. We do not know anything about it, but we can assume the Death Masks were involved."
As they watch, the newcomers were finally in the Green Eyes' world. They were both humans; one male and one female. As Meg and Amy look at them, they both realized who they are, "Ohhhhhhhh noooooooo." said Amy. "Ohhh Yeeeeeeesssss!" yelled Meg.
The newcomers were none other than Bella and Edward from the Twilight saga. "Are you serious!?" yelled Amy.
Meg was hugging them both while saying, "Oh my God! It's the real Bella and Edward!"
Edward said, "Bella is the only thing in my life that matters."
Then Bella said, "I am the only one being tortured. I am important."
Meg stopped hugging them and said, "Wait a minute, Bella is way out of character."
Amy then took out her piko piko hammer and said, "No she's not!" Amy swung at Edward, Bella, and Meg; causing them to be flung far away into the air. As Amy calmed down, she said, "That takes care of those two." She looked around and asked herself, "Where's Meg?"
Tremela pointed up to the sky while eating popcorn.
Up in the air, Meg was heading straight to Other Worlds Side. She landed right through a roof. She got up in pain, that will heal quickly, and found herself in a strange store. The store's merchandise were odd figures, tools, and pictures that could only be described as random stuff from Japan. Meg also noticed that the store also has a lot of jars of jelly. "Where the world am I?" she asked herself.
"Hey you, Look what you have done to our sealing!" someone yelled to Meg. She turned and saw two strange characters angrily staring at them. One was a blue blob man that sort of reminded Meg of Gumby, and the other one is an orange creature that is just a head that looks like the sun with arms and legs.
"Hey Jelly Jiggler, look at what this girl did to our Wiggin Store." said the sun guy.
"I sure see it, Don Patch. She owes us tunes of lucky coins!" said the blob man named Jelly Jiggler.
"I am so sorry!" apologized Meg.
Don Patch was now dressed like a boxer with large eyebrows. "Sorry doesn't cut it! You're going in the ring."
Meg's eyes started popping out as her lower jaw drops like in an anime. "I don't remember you wearing that a second ago!" she yelled to the top of her lungs.
Jelly Jiggler, who is now dressed as a business man, poked Don Patch and said, "I have a better solution. Hiring her to pay for the damages will save us big."
Don Patch then punched him and said, "Great idea Jelly!" Don Patch was now dressed in a suit like Jelly's. "So lady, you now have to work for us to pay off the damages!" explained Don Patch.
Meg sighed. "Not again, this is the second time I have to pay for broken property by working. Well at least the damage wasn't as serious as the last one."
(Cutaway Gag)
Meg is driving and came to a stop at a street light. A another car drove next to her, she looked over and saw the driver. "Oh my God, Drake Bell!"
Drake looked at Meg and yelled out, "Ahhhh a witch!" Jake then drove away and … well you all know the rest.
(End Cutaway)
So now Meg has to work at the Wiggin Store to pay for the roof. It was bad enough to work for the two weirdos, but the store itself started to creep her out.
The first customer to come in was Bonnie with Susie. "Hey Meg, I need to buy some baby food for Susie and then figure out a way to get in the actual plot." Meg pointed near the jelly to where the baby food is found. Bonnie walked there and noticed Jelly Jiggler staking some jelly. She saw the baby food and was about to pick it up, until Jelly slapped her hand.
"How dare you not buy my jelly!" yelled Jelly Jiggler. He then started throwing jars of jelly to chase Bonnie out.
"What are you doing!?" asked Meg in her shocked anime face.
Jelly dropped to the floor and cry. "She was going to buy baby food and not jelly!"
"Well how are we supposed to make money?" asked Meg.
Jelly Jiggler, who is now dressed like a woman, said, "With girl power!"
Just then Sonic came in. "Hey Meg, have any chilidogs here."
Don Patch jumped out of nowhere and started hugging Sonic. "My long lost brother, you owe me five bucks." Sonic ran out of the store in fear.
So through the rest of the day, when a customer came in, Jelly Jiggler or Don Patch scared them away.
Chris tried to buy gum so Jelly punched him, Don Patch dressed like a woman to hit on Quagmire, Metal and Stewie were attacked by water balloons, and then Jelly and Don Patch tried to suck Bella's blood.
All the customers were scared off, but not Jozen. When he came in, Meg was in the stock room.
"Excuse me, but do you know anyone with medical history, or at least know things from school, that can help relax my aching muscles. Don Patch pointed across the store to a Pokemon Center run by two Nurse Joys. Jozen saw the nurses and was gone before Meg came out.
So now it was closing time, and Meg was frustrated by the lack of sales. "How am I even going to get out of here!?"
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler both walked to Meg and said, "You did a horrible job! You scared all the customers away!"
Meg then yelled with an angry anime face, "What are you talking about?! You all scared them!"
Just then; a spear was thrown through the window. The three looked out and saw a herd of Green Eye guards being led by Joe. "Attention business owners. You are charged with disturbing the peace and throwing jars at my wife and kid. You BITCH!"
All the guards took out torches. "Your punishment is for your store to burn. Now BURN BITCH!" They threw the torches inside and the store quickly caught on fire. The three got out O.K., so Joe doesn't look like a monster, and they saw the building burn.
"Oh no, this is horrible!" cried Jelly Jiggler.
"This is great, now I don't have to work for that roof!" cheered Med.
Don Patch looked at Meg and said, "Don't worry Meg, we have morphers!"
Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch took out morphers and suddenly they turned into Power Rangers! "Now you're Power Rangers!?" yelled Meg with her anime face.
The two wiggin specialists started fighting off the guards the cheesiest way possible with the Power Rangers original theme playing. When they finished them off, only Joe was left. He angrily stared at them and said, "You defeated my minions! Now you shall face me!" Joe began growing till he was the size of a Japanese monster. He looked down at them and roared without moving his lips.
Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler summoned the MegaZord and they started fighting Joe. The MegaZord swung it sword at Joe while he punches through the armor. When the robot's inners were showing, they used the last of their energy to power up their sword and used one last slash and finished off Joe. He then fell off his wheelchair and exploded while the MegaZord face away.
(Game Over)
"Ha ha, I win!" Don Patch yelled at Joe while playing a Power Ranger video game.
"You mean that that was all just on a game!?" yelled Meg with her anime face.
"We won the bet and now you can't burn our business!" cheered Jelly Jiggler.
Joe then stated, "You guys, we already set the store on fire." He two looked back to their burning store.
The guards left the three to just stare at their punishment. "So now what?" asked Meg.
Don Patch then took out a magic wand, waved it, and the store was now back to normal, even the roof was fixed.
Meg angrily turned to Don Patch and yelled, "You could have done that and you still forced me to work!?"
Jelly then punched Don Patch. "You ruined our business plan to have her work for free!"
Meg punched the two in the groan. Don Patch later got us and said to Meg. "Please don't kill us! Here, take this!" He handed her an envelope. "Here's your pay and please spare us!" The two then ran back into their store.
Meg calmed down and opened the envelope. "Well at least I got paid." She took out her pay and found that it is an obtuse angled green coin shard just like Chris has. "I don't care anymore."
She put the shard in her pocket and started walking back to the palace just to sleep and try to forget about the whole day.
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