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Chapter 27: The Land Before Hyrule
Contains spoilers for The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword through out this Fanfiction.
Hey all, it's me, Bruce. For this chapter I'm going to be your narrator. The other guy couldn't come in today due to some mental problem from something called a hentai. We are going to have some fun in this chapter, but I won't spoil anything for you guys. If I did that then all the fun will be ruined. Oh noooooooooo.
Outside of the Worlds
We start this chapter very different. It all starts outside, where all those worlds or dimensions look like little planets with some noticeable landscape and building. I wonder why only those are shown and not the other places. They must be shy.
Our heroes and that rock guy are in a bubble traveling to the next world. "You know, we never really pay attention to how we travel." Peter said to everybody.
"This is gay." said Quagmire.
Sonic and Gorko weren't listening; they were having a conversation about that Hyrule place. "So there is no large kingdom and no princess in charge of anything?" Sonic asked Gorko.
"Yep, it's just plain old land with no true ruler. Also a princess ruling should be known as a Queen." said Gorko while curious about Sonic's answers.
"Hmmm, this must mean that this part in their timeline must take place way before Hyrule even exist." Sonic said to himself. "So I shouldn't worry about that timeline."
"What was that?" asked Gorko.
"Oh nothing at all." Sonic said with a fake smile.
The big bubble then stopped at a cute streetlight floating in midair as other bubbles, machines, gumiships, and other stuff flew on the other direction. "I thought other worlds were supposed to be a secret to everyone?" Metal asked himself.
Amy grabbed Sonic's arm and started hitting on him. "Doesn't this place look romantic Sonic?" said Amy as she gazes at the other worlds and odd lights moving.
Sonic saw an accident involving Doctor Who and Jimmy Neutron. "Not at all" said Sonic. Well that's rude.
As they wait for the light to turn green, someone stopped right next to them. Brian looked at them through the shotgun seat and saw them. "Oh crap, it's Maskus!"
In the other bubble, Maskus was in it with other Death Masks, there was also this spider Death Mask who's much larger than Pigder, with dark brown skin with black lines on its spider behind, armor on its leg, large pinchers for a mouth, and a grey mask with nine green eyes, and a huge one in the middle.
"Well look who's here, if it isn't the chosen ones and their friends looking for Link." said Maskus.
"Link?" Sonic was shocked that Maskus knew about Link. "Hey how did you know about Link?"
Maskus waved his cloth finger at Sonic. "I like to know things ahead of time. hedgehog. We still have the complete prophecy."
The nasty spider gave a big ticking noise and said in a soft female voice, "And with the prophecy; Master Maskus and I, Master Aracandous, will be in your way like large predators while the Green Cross-Over Crystal will be ours."
Some of the people on board the bubble were scared of Aracandous. "
Ewwwww, that's one nasty bug." said Amy.
"But her voice sound sexy to me." said Quagmire.
"You insignificant little insects, I am based on an arachnid!" Aracondous began ticking louder.
Peter looked at Maskus with determination and said to him, "Too bad, once that light turns green, we'll be flying by faster than our bubble."
Sonic gave a thumb up. "I like the sound of that!"
Maskus snickered like an overconfident showoff at the little dance club I like to go to. "Is that a challenge Peter? If so, how about we do it like last time when you gave me the first punch?"
Peter gotten all red my Maskus taunt because he beat up poor Peter before. "Yep, and this time I want a turn to hurt you, you bastard."
As soon as the light turned green and the bubble race began! The heroes bubble was zooming straight to the next world with Maskus behind them. They got very close to the next world, but then they were stopped by Maskus. The Death Masks' bubble grew an arm and grabbed the heroes. "Hey that's cheating." complained Peter.
"Cheating, I though you wanted this to be like last time ….. a fight!" Just then, the bad guys bubble tuned into a round black creature with devil wings and a long sharp tail that sort of looks like Dr. Octopus's robot arm, it also has a hug green eye. So the Death Masks started attacking the bubble with their tail while our heroes try not to get the bubble pop. I hope that wasn't a dirty sentence.
"Brian, you seem more intelligent than Peter, do you know what will happen if this bubble pop?" Metal Sonic asked Brian. "I have no idea, but I think that like in space our heads will pop!"
"That theory has been debunked." Quagmire said in a smartass tone.
"Oh yeah, which one of your hookers told you that?" Brian asked Quagmire.
"Julian."
"Oh that does it!" Quagmire and Brian started fighting each other while annoying Metal.
"Everyone's an idiot (Bzzz) except for Metal Peter Sonic!"
While the chaos was going on, Gorko had an idea and told Metal. "Back in my world, something with a huge eye like that means it's the weak point. Do you think you can shoot some attack at it?"
Metal Sonic, while still acting like Peter, said to the Goron, "Godzilla2915 is re-editing this fanfiction so I'm saying something different now." Hey that robot can't say that! So Metal Sonic tried what Gorko said and shot a laser through the bubble, which does not pop their own, I guess it could be some rule that you can throw things out but not into it. But oh nooooooooooo, the tail touched the bubble and pop it.
Lucky for the heroes, Metal's laser shot the big eye and the Death Masks' bubble popped too. Everyone started panicking as they float in midspace or mid outside world.
"Ahhhhhh, what are we going to do?!" asked Gorko as he try holding his breath.
While everyone do the same, Maskus point out, "There's air here you fools, BREATH!" Yayyyyy the place have air for some reason. But now they are being hurdled to the next world.
Then something else new happened, a hole opened which I guess leads to the next world and began sucking everyone in. Amy shouted to Maskus, "Hey Maskus, are we going to be O.K.?"
"I don't know, we have never entered a world without those gay bubbles!" said Peter.
"She was talking to me, Peter." said Maskus. "And to your answer, Amy. We will-"
Maskus was caught off as he, the heroes, and the other Death Masks have been sucked in without their safety bubbles we just randomly added with. But don't worry, the Legend of Zelda: Skyward sword part is in the next paragraph and not on the next chapter!
World: The Land Before Hyrule
Next to a lake with some ruins around, Peter was laying on the ground unconscious. Then someone pulled a nasty trick and pure water on him. "Uhhhhh I don't wanna feel up the dog, Caption Crunch."
"Get up you overweight idiot!"
Peter suddenly jumped up and saw Master Maskus right in front of him. "Ahh, I mean, I got you right where I want you Maskus!"
Peter landed a punch on Maskus doing some damage. Maskus countered it by tripping Peter and stood on top of him for his small victory. "Stop it, we can't just automatically fight here, we don't even know where we are!"
Maskus jumped off and Peter stood up. "So why is that a problem?" asked Peter.
Maskus flicked Peter on his forehead and started explaining. "Because we are separated from our teams, we have little energy, and this is a new world filled with things we don't even know about. Like for instance that thing behind you."
Peter turned around and saw a large venus fly trap like monster with a blue head called a Deku Baba, and it's going to eat Peter. Peter started punching the head, but look likes the head's too hard. The Deku Baba bit Peter's arm, so Peter tried stomping on its stem while shouting bad words.
The Deku Baba spit out Peter's arm and then more Deku Babas grew around Peter. "Son of a Bitch!" So it looks like Peter's going to be plant food. Before I forget, I should write down plant food on my shopping list. I'm going to plant a flower for a contest.
While it looks like Peter's done for, the Deku Baba opened their mouths and something slashed right into them and sliced there big heads. Peter then saw the saver guy and hugged him. "You saved me, you must be this sword master Link that Sonic was telling me about."
"Let go of me you greedy idiot!" shouted Maskus whom saved Peter with his hands which are now sharp like a sword but still moves like cloth.
"Hey you're not Link." said Peter.
"And you're not intelligent." said Maskus.
Peter looked kind of sad and said, "Well I guess I should say thank you." Peter then remembered that they are enemies and asked, "Hey why didn't you just let me get eaten and you can wake up Mascasa?"
"I…. prefer that you die by my hands while our teams are around, …. and I could really use a Guinea Pig to test out this world." said Maskus whom looks like he has another reason.
"Well I don't have a Guinea Pig nor did I see G-Force, but O.K."
So Peter and the evil Master Maskus set out on a quest to find their friends; but uh oh, look like someone's watching them from up a tree. "Hmmmmmm, I don't know these two, but they could probably be taken care of easily like that muscle man and that Goron."
Location: Faron Woods
(Go play Faron Woods theme from youtube if you like.)
So the two walked into a huge forest with large mushroom, different monsters, and one giant tree that could be seen far away. They have seen many different things like more Deku Babas and exploding spike balls. They've also found out that cutting grass makes hearts pop out. "Great, another video game world." said Peter.
Maskus cut some more grass and found more hearts and even crystals called rupees. "I suggest you don't touch these."
"But these hearts are so good." Peter took a bit out of one of the hearts as Maskus just looked away.
As they traveled, they swing on some ropes, pushed large logs to get to higher places, and got hit by rocks that octopuses that disguises like bushes called Octoroks (Grass) shoots out of their mouths. Good thing that Peter's tough and Maskus is powerful, they defeated every monster they came across like more Deku Babas, gold colored Babas called Quadro-Baba, and bat monsters called Keese.
They soon came to a clearing with nobody around. "Hey Maskus, can we take a break?" asked Peter like a child.
"Hmh, very well, this place does look safe and … do you hear that?" Both Maskus and Peter started hearing someone coming. They hid themselves to see who it is.
"Why the hell are there so many monsters?" complained Peter.
"Silence you fool, we don't know what we're up against." ordered Maskus.
So they waited and found out what was coming, two small cute furball things with a round thing on their backs, white fur in the front and brown fur on the back, and their faces looks like cute kindergarteners' art craft faces.
"Hey Erla, do you think that strange blue creature Link saved might get us?" One asked the other. "Maybe he's allergic to us Kikwis. Let's just hope we don't taste the same as chili dogs."
Maskus listened to their conversation closely. "Kikwis, doesn't seem to be a threat, but they mentioned a blue creature. Could they mean Sonic?" Maskus can feel their timid aura. "We must find out, but they will flee if they look upon me. Peter, will you go their peacefully and …. Peter?"
Maskus was interrupted when he saw Peter running straight toward the Kikwis. "Ha, these monsters look too easy." The Kikwis saw Peter coming and hid in the ground and there round things opened up to reveal plants. That's just cute.
"Peter you, ughhhh I already feel tired of saying it!" Maskus walked to Peter and yelled, "They said they've seen a blue creature. That could be the second chosen one, Sonic." Maskus looked at the Kikwis. "Well no point trying to do this peacefully but….." Maskus moved his sleeve to face the hiding Kikwis. Inside the sleeve, a green light glowed inside. Oh nooooo I bet he's going to shoot.
"Attention small creatures, I demand you tell us about this blue creature or else your faith shall be sealed."
The poor kikwis started shaking in fear while Maskus charged up his attack. But then Peter punched Maskus in the gut and stopped the attack. Maskus started attacking Peter out of anger. "You idiot, what are you doing!? I was merely bluffing." asked Maskus.
"I forgot."
So Maskus started chasing Peter while leaving the Kikwis. The Kikwis popped back up and started talking to each other. "I don't like this." said Machi.
"I don't either, first a Goron went missing and now those two monsters showed up. But why did one of them wanted to know about the blue creature?"
Machi then said with some hope, "I am sure the green guy that helped us before can stop them!"
Back with Maskus and Peter, the Death Mask Master continued to chase Peter around Faron Forest. Peter looked at Maskus and taunted, "You can't catch up to me. I won that race in Mobius." Maskus then pointed out that he farted to win. "Oh crap."
They continued the chase until they both ran into an old temple. Peter took this advantage and said to the very mad Maskus, "Hey Maskus, maybe our friends are in here and we should stop being angry and look for them."
Maskus looked at the temple for a moment and calmed down. "That's right …. We still need to find them. Very well Peter, we'll look in there."
Maskus forgives Peter and they went into the temple. When they got inside, they were amazed by what they have found. "Woooooow, a giant worm hole." They have discovered some mysterious hole formed on a large stone cog in a room. The room also has a tree on the left of it and a large door behind the wormhole.
Maskus started examining the hole. "What is this strange phenomena for?" While Maskus was examining it, Peter looked behind it. "This place's old, I bet they have only boring things like …." Peter stopped when he found something not boring, a sword with a blue handle and a three golden triangle symbol, stuck in a pedestal.
"Oh yeah, a badass sword."
Peter ran straight toward it while Maskus thought of an idea. "I sense this portal looks safe, I might as well try it!" So Maskus jumped right into the hole while laughing evilly.
Peter was too excited about the sword to notice Maskus leaving. "I should pull this baby off, than I will be King Peter of Camelot!" Peter started pulling as hard as he could to try and get the sword. But it wouldn't budge, but Peter kept trying.
"Must be king of Camelot, must be king. Wait a minute, heah heah heah heah, I have butter with me." Peter took out a stick of butter and smeared it onto the sword. Peter pulled for three minutes until …. It started moving. "Oh boy Camelot here I come."
The sword got looser and looser until finally … it came out. Peter lifted the sword into the air and said, "I did it, I am now Peter Griffin, King of Camelot. I will now rule on all of the camels living in Camelot.
(Cutaway Gag)
King Arthur is surrounded by Camels trying to stop them from misbehaving. "Hey you, stop spitting. You over there; don't drink that. I don't care if you're too hot. Stop humping that hump!"
(End Cutaway Gag)
While Peter points the sword up. It began glowing. The sword started shaking, which caused Peter to drop it, and then something came out of the sword and looked over at Peter. "Master, I am awaken somehow, but how is this possible? ….…. My analysis indicates that you are most likely 95% not my master."
Peter was just staring with wonder at the thing that was in the sword. He was only able to say just one sentence. "Ahhhhhhhhh, Blue Ghost!"
Meanwhile, Maskus had gone through the portal and reached the other side, "Why am I back in that temple again?" Maskus looked around the temple he was just in and noticed something different. "This place seems more ….. younger."
He turned to his right and found a small plant that the tree was supposed to be. "Did that portal sent me to ….." Maskus then sensed something outside. He exited the temple through the main door and found a large hole with a spiral pathway leading to the bottom. There was also small holes shooting air on the path. Maskus floated down the hole to where he sensed it. "I have a feeling there is something powerful here." He looked around the bottom and found a strange black sword that looks just like the one Peter found. "Could this be what has that power source?" He examined the sword and began thinking why this sword has that much power. "I-I could sense something in this sword similar to a … soul, and an evil one at that." Just then, the sword started glowing. "What black magic is this!?" asked Maskus as he witness the sword's power. Then strange diamond shapes started shooting out of the sword and began forming into someone, or something! "What-what are you!?" Maskus asked the person.
The person slowly looked at Maskus and told him. "I am the servant of the Demon King, The lord of his army, I am the Demon Lord Ghirahim!"
End of Chapter
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Chapter 28: A Hero's Dream
In a strange and dark world, someone was floating in midair. He has pointed ears and red hair. He wears a green tunic with a matching pointed cap. He also carries a sword and shield.
As he floats, he kept hearing voices in his head. "Third of Four Chosen by the saviors of The Eyes of Green, your second destiny is calling. Find the Large One of Resistance and the Swiftness in Life, and retrieve the crystal before the Ones of Hidden Faces."
The man then landed on a plate form. Right in front of him, something dark started forming. It grew very tall and sprouted demon wings. Its eyes and mouth started glowing green. It starred at the man and opened its mouth. It rushed forward to him to try to devour him. The man drew his sword and shield to defend against the beast. The creature's eyes started changing shades of green and the man began having headaches as voices start talking. "Third of Four, First and Second needs to join. When the crystals unite, the path to the Fourth shall be revealed. Only the Four shall fight the King!" The creature swallowed the man and he was gone.
Location: Skyloft
The man jolted up with shock. He gazed around and realized he was in his bedroom. He he calmed down, realizing that it was all just a dream. He lowered himself and sighed. Think quietly, he recalled having a similar dream right before when he adventure first began. His eyes opened and remembered something important a few days back.
(Flashback)
In a tunnel within a woods with large mushrooms, there was a wall showing three crystals of Red, Blue, and Green. The man was there along with a beautiful blond girl with long pointed ears like the man, but much longer. "There is something I have yet to tell you, Link. This could be far more dangerous than the awakening of The Demon King himself!" the concern girl said to the man. Link was told about goddesses of another world giving the Goddess Hylia, who they know very much, a Green Crystal that plays a very important role about a King of Terror. It also tells of four chosen ones that will need to unite to save all worlds from the King.
One was a large, red headed man that said he can survive anything. The second was a blue spiny creature that has the power of tremendous speed. And third was the one that had stopped The Demon King from ruling this world, Link. But there was no description of the fourth chosen one. Only that all three crystals of needs to be united.
(End Flashback)
Link's thoughts were interrupted by something coming through the window. It was a head of a giant blue bird. It spitted out a letter and left. Link opened the letter and began reading. "Dear Link, you were probably sleeping in as usual, so I send you a letter again. Today; me, and all the knights like you will begin the search from the one attacking the people and also to find our friend Gorko. You told me that you'll meet me at the light house before we leave. I hope you didn't forget. – Zelda."
Link became warmhearted after reading the letter. Zelda is his childhood friend that he had to save from the evil army of the Demon King that wanted to rule the world for an eternity. They had been through a lot during then so now they are more close to each other than ever.
Link got ready quickly and walked straight to the light house. Skyloft is a floating piece of land that is above the clouds with a village, a bazaar, a lake with a waterfall, and a Knight Academy where Link lives. Before Link set foot on the surface of the planet, everyone thought that there was nothing under the clouds. After Link's adventure down there, everyone started building homes and shops down there, but someone is causing a lot of trouble on the surface and everyone that had settled down there had to retreat to Skyloft.
Link reached the lighthouse of Skyloft and found Zelda herself standing on a dock people use to jump off to land on their giant birds called Loftwings.
He ran up to her while she was playing on a golden harp and singing beautifully. She saw Link and stopped to greet her dear friend. "Good morning Link, I see your getting up more than usual, sleeping head." They both laughed and enjoyed each other's company while waiting for the meeting.
During that time, Link told Zelda about his dream last night. "Yes, it's like what Goddess Hylia knows." Zelda said with an odd tone like she's hiding something. "It is known that she was visited by goddess-like women that handed her a crystal from our world to hide so that in time you and three other chosen ones will save all worlds from this King of Terror."
Zelda started to wonder what will Link's next adventure have in store for him. Link noticed her worrying and cheered her up by saying he'll be fine while reminding her what he went through to save her.
She smiled at him and she put her arm on his shoulder. "I should know that better than anyone else. Thank you again Link." Link was kind of shy at first, but then he put his arm on Zelda too.
They were having a good time alone, until, "I think that's quite enough you two, especially you my daughter." They both saw Zelda's father and headmaster of the Knight Acadamey of Skyloft, Gaupora; a tall, bald man with a large eyebrow, a mustache, and a small beard. He as with other knights dressed like Link. Link and Zelda both stood up in embarrassment from everyone staring. "I really hate to bother you two, but our meeting needs to start."
Link and Zelda took a seat next to Groose, a once bully to Link but now a faithful friend. "Heh, I bet this so called trouble maker will be no match for me, Groose!" Gloated the comedy relief.
Zelda frowned and strictly told Groose. "This is no time for games, one of our new friends and you were attacked by this outlaw, and you bonked your head real hard to even remember who he is."
Groose felt his head remembering that time. "Well I know he's trouble, but it's not like I'm completely useless."
They then started listening to Gauprora about his speech. "As you may know, there is a wicked person down there that's making life unbearable with sudden attacks. Even a Goron friend of ours went missing. Our mission is to find Gorko and capture this trouble maker before he causes any more harm! Right now, we only have some guards down their guarding you know what, so we must spread around the land and find any trace of the goron and outlaw."
Gauprora started pointing to different teams to search different areas. He reached Zelda, Link, and Groose and gave them an important mission. "From what you told me Zelda my dear, there will be two chosen ones that Link needs to find. I want you three to start at Faron Woods, where Gorko went missing."
The three stood up and saluted him. "Don't worry father, we'll stop this like we stopped The Demon King."
Before they left, Gauprora said good luck to Zelda as the three left. They jumped off the deck and called their Loftwing. The three birds came, with Link's red one in the league and Groose's black one in the back, and caught them to take them to the hole leading to Faron Woods.
While flying, Zelda was trying to get Groose to remember what happened when he was with Gorko last. "I really can't remember. All I recall was there was this guy that looks very familiar, so I tried fighting him. I have to say that he was tough and ….. and …. Wait I think I remember something else!" Groose revealed that when he told Gorko about the prophecy on that day, Gorko dig up a crystal similar to the one on the prophecy.
Both Zelda and Link gasped as they think of the consequences. "Whoever attacked you must have the Crystal already. We need to get it back, who knows what the outlaw will use its world traveling powers for." Link became very determined as they fly toward the hole to Faron Woods. They leaped off their Loftwings and descended to the surface.
While falling, something strange landed on one of the floating rocks of Skyloft startling some Octoroks. It is a small wooden submarine with a sailor like Death Mask attached to it called a Sub Mate. "Well then, I'm a fish out of water. Huh huh." He expected laughter, but didn't get any. "Well at least I have found the third guy. I should tell someone this." He took out a Green Eyes necklace and and called his allies. "Attention all Death Mask around, the third chosen one and some friends are heading to the surface. I'll follow him to signal their whereabouts. Over." The Sub mate floated up and followed the three.
Will Link, Zelda, and Groose be able to find the one causing all the trouble, Gorko, and the other chosen ones; or will the Death Mask army be too much for them. Find out whenever.
End of chapter
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Chapter 29: Assaults on the Heroes
Location: Faron Forest
In a clearing in Faron Forest there is a very large statue of an angel facing the temple Peter and Maskus will find. At a small statue of a Loftwing; Link, Zelda, and Groose landed using sailcloths to float down. "Well our adventure begins, but this time with ME!" cheered Groose while flexing.
"Huh, just don't bonk you head again." said Zelda. So they walked over to the angel statue. They looked around and notice something odd. "Where are the guards? They were supposed to be guarding you know what that the Demon King wanted!" said Zelda.
They didn't find anyone near the statue nor in the temple. Link looked around and found something on the ground, a broken shield. He took it to Zelda and she can only think of the worst. "You don't think they could all have been attacked?"
Groose came back to the two as Zelda started explaining what could have happen. She looked up at the statue's hands holding out to make a platform, and saw three golden triangles on the wall set up in a single triangle formation, with an empty triangle space in the middle. "What ever happened, at least the Triforce is safe."
The three looked up as the powerful Triforce shines peacefully, a treasure left behind by the Goddesses who have created this world that can grant any wish. "Say, if this trouble maker caused the disappearance of the guards, how come he didn't take the Triforce?" asked Groose.
Nobody could think of a reason why, but they must find the guards. "I think that Link and I should try looking for the guards while you guard the Triforce." Zelda said to Groose.
He gotten mad at first, but calmed down quickly. "Well for youuuuuu, yes." He then thought to himself. "I know that Zelda and Link been through a lot, but still…..."
So Link and Zelda left Groose to find the missing guards in Faron Forest. But what they don't know is that they might find someone else lost.
In the forest, Sonic the Hedgehog was laying on the ground from their fight with the Death Masks outside the worlds. He gained conscious and found himself near a forest. "Geeze, that was a bummer." He looked around and found that he was all alone. "Just not my day today is it? Well I better find everyone."
Sonic ran around while looking for his friends. He then came to a lake with some ruins and found Peter lying on the ground. "Well that was easy." But Sonic then saw Maskus walking toward him. "Maskus." Sonic charged up a spin dash, but he he felt a large, powerful hand grabbing him. "Hey, who are you!?" The attacker threw Sonic far away and he landed in a rapid river. "Ahh, help, I can't swim!" The river was too strong for Sonic and it took him away.
"Well that was fun." said the attacker who walked away to watch Peter and Maskus.
As Sonic struggled to get on land, two Kikwis saw him being drifted away. "Kwiii, that poor animal thing." They knew they weren't strong enough to do something, so they tried looking for help.
Meanwhile, Link and Zelda have already looked through most of Faron Woods and couldn't find any sign of the guards. "What is this person capable of?" Zelda asked herself.
Link was also worried for the guards, but most of the time he was thinking about the prophecy and his dream. Was there a connection with the disappearance and the crystal? Link could only guess right now during their search.
"Hey Link, don't start daydreaming now. We need to be on the lookout." Zelda reminded him. Link snapped out of his thoughts and looked around, that's when he noticed two Kikwis worrying about something. He pointed them out and the two walked over to them to see what the problem is.
"Oh it's you two again." said Erla. "Yay, you can do something about that drowning big guy." said Machi.
The two both thought that it could be one of the guards. Acting quickly, they went wiht the Kikwis to where the person might have end up.
Back with Sonic, he was still trying to get out of the river, but kept failing. He looked ahead and saw that he was heading straight toward a water fall. Sonic tried even harder for his life, but he couldn't escape. "I-I can't die like this!" Sonic was about to give up hope, but then some metal claw shot out and grabbed Sonic. It retreated back to dry land and Sonic began hugging the dirt. "Oh sweet dry land!"
After catching his breath, someone spoke to him. "Well you're no guard, but I'm glad we've found you right before you fell into Lake Floria." said a cheerful girl.
Sonic looked up and saw the two people whom saved him. One of them had a strange claw like machine that saved him dressed in green and the other was a blonde cheerful girl. "Link…Zelda?"
Zelda and Link were surprised that Sonic knew their names already. "Do we know you?" asked Zelda.
Sonic quickly remembered about the different timelines of Hyrule and pretended he doesn't know them. "I… just came here and heard about you guys."
Zelda and Link looked at each other. "I guess what we did have already spread quickly." Zelda cheerfully said.
Sonic stood up and introduced himself. "I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog."
The two Kikwis ]got scared of Sonic and asked, "Do hedgehogs eat Kikwis?" Sonic told them no and he prefer chilidogs. The Kikwis do not know what a chili dog is but mistook it for something close enough for their size. So they fled off in fear.
"Hey guys where you going?" asked Sonic as he ran to the Kikwis, only to have them disguise themselves. "Guess there's not many friendly types around here." Both Zelda and Link were amazed by Sonic's speed. Then they remember about the prophecy they've found. Link went to Sonic and asked him if he knows anything about a crystal that can send people into other worlds. Sonic stared at Link for a few seconds before saying, "So you know already." The Blue Blur said happily.
When the Kikwis ran off to avoid Sonic; Sonic, Link and Zelda were filling each other with everything about the prophecy, Green Eyes, Cross-Over Crystals, and the Death Mask. "So now we have you two and another one in this world. So the prophecy begins." said Zelda.
"Yep, good thing your Goddess Hylia met those two other goddesses or whatever. So did you guys see anything like the Death Masks around here?" asked Sonic.
They both answered no, but they did tell him about this trouble maker that is attacking people. They even told about Gorko going missing. "Did you say Gorko!?" Sonic explained how Peter Griffin found Gorko in the Green Eyes world and how they came to their world. As they talk, something started moving in the river.
"So Gorko was safe ….. and now missing again." sighed Zelda. "This is just getting too big of a problem. I suggest we go back to the Goddess Statue and ….."
Just then, three Sub Mates jumped out of the river. "We got two of the chosen ones!" said a Sub Mate. "And a pretty girl!" said another. "Yeah, and a blonde human too!" said the third one.
Link stood in front of Zelda and drew his sword, but Sonic just dropped laughing. "Those are the most ridiculous Death Masks I have ever seen!"
One of the Sub Mates fired a torpedo at Sonic with a direct hit. "Ow, hey what the big idea!?" Sonic tried doing a Homing Attack, but they keep floating over the river.
Two Hunters and a Fat Hunter came through the trees and the Death Masks surrounded them. "Heh, I got the elf girl." One Hunter was about to stab Zelda with its spear. But then Link knocked the Hunter over with a shield bash and sliced him.
"Good one Link." complemented Sonic as he was going to get hit by the Big Hunter. Link quickly use his Claw Shot and took the Big Hunter's shield. Sonic used this advantage to spin dash right through it. The two Hunters gained up on Zelda as she cries for help. "Hey Link, I'll save Zelda while you take one the three Sub Mates, they're still hilarious." Sonic jumped on the Hunters while Link faces the Sub Mates.
"Wonder what Green Skirt gonna do, fly?" gloated the Sub Mates. Link took out his Beetle, a flying beetle-like machine, and had it hold a bomb to fly it to the Sub Mates, when the Beetle got close; they fired torpedoes at it, which caused a huge explosion that destroyed two of them. The last one got angry and charged right at Link. Link was about to a shield bash to defend himself, but the Sub Mate tricked him and instead fired more torpedoes with direct hits.
The Sub Mate was going to strike again, but Sonic used a Homing attack when he reached land and finished him off. "And here we thought you were a smart one."
After the battle, Zelda ran to Link's side. "Link, are you o.k.?" Link weakly smiled at her while she attends his wounds.
"Well the Link and Zelda here seems closer to each other than the ones I know." Sonic thought to himself. After Link was healed, Zelda was still trying to find more injuries.
"Hey love birds, we have somewhere to be!" called out Sonic.
Both Link and Zelda stopped and faced Sonic. "We're not a couple!" Zelda quickly answered while blushing. Link was also blushing while scratching the back of his head with both their hearts pounding.
"Well whatever you say, but seriously, we need to leave before something else happens like …."
Then something large wrapped around the three. "This." What caught them seems to be a long tail covered in feathers. Coming out of the forest, they saw the whole creature that caught them and it hissed at them like a serpent. "Hey, I heard about you from Peter!"
Back with Peter, he was scared and amazed by the thing that came out of the sword. It is a blue lady with light blue skin and hair. Half of her upper clothes, which appears to be her arms, have the same light blue color on her left side and purple on her right. She also wears a lighter purple dress with a diamond on her chest, and her legs have green straps.
"I am Fi, the Spirit of the Master Sword." she speaks like feminine robot.
Peter looked her over and asked, "A spirit of the sword. Are you a genie?"
Fi looked Peter with confusion. "There is an 85% chance you are not wise. I cannot explain why I am awake. I need to find Master and Zelda." Fi started floating away, but Peter picked up the sword and followed her. "Hey I get three wishes. One: Beer. Two: A monkey. Three: My own infomercial."
(Cutaway Gag)
Peter is in an infomercial. "Hello I'm Mr. Griffin. We like to offer a great value for this." He picked something up and shows it to the camera. "It is a pencil. They are very rare today; they can go up to One thousand dollars. But if you call in the next 30 seconds, you can get this for only five thousand dollars."
Peter then picked up another object. "And this is my stool…. It's used for sitting on, and for mulch, and it's comfortable, and warm."
(End Cutaway Gag)
When they exit through the main door, Fi kept telling Peter no. "Sorry, I do not have granting wishes as a purpose. I need to find out why I have awakened."
They reached outside to see the Goddess Statue. "Well if you don't grant wishes then …." He looked up at the statue and found the Triforce shining brightly from the sun's raises. "Screw the wishes; I'm going for the gold!"
Peter ran to the Triforce while Fi tries warning him. "Excuse me; that do not belong to you. You cannot handle the Triforce's wish granting powers."
"Wish granting, you say? Looks like the dream isn't dead yet." Peter looked around the statue, but couldn't find any way to reach up there. "How the Hell to people get up there?"
"Don't you have a Loftwing?" asked Fi.
"Hey I didn't come here to tell if I have a hotwing, I came looking for the next chosen one for the Cross-Over Crystal."
Fi suddenly blanked out as visions gone through her head. "Crystal, Four Chosen ones, Goddesses, Green Eyes, King of Terror."
"Must be out of batteries." Peter turned his attention toward the Triforce. "Now I need to figure out how to get this Triforce and get rich."
While Peter figure something out, Maskus came back and walked toward Peter. "Did you see any of our missing teams?"
"I don't care, I want that!" he pointed to the Triforce and Maskus can only sigh.
"Damn greed, humans always carries the sin. They cannot go freely for long." Maskus said to himself.
"You said something?" asked Peter.
"Oh, nothing you will consider yet."
"So where have you been?" asked Peter.
"Me ….. I was just exploring and … made a new friend who should be here momentarily." Maskus started laughing softly.
"Well you can go play with your friend while I figure out how to get up there." Maskus notices the sword Peter's holding and suggested he uses that to help him climb up the statue. "Great idea! Unlike the last one you had."
(Cutaway Gag)
Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Maskus are at the Drunken Claim getting wasted. "Hey guys …. Hey guys….. I have an idea. We should just all sing I Believe I Can Fly." Said Maskus.
(End Cutaway)
"That never happened!" shouted Maskus. "And what does 'getting wasted' mean? Does it involve sloth?"
"First off, my cutaway, my canon. Second; a sloth or any animal are usually involved, but don't bother trying to remember."
Peter began his mission up the statue using the Master Sword while Maskus watches to see if it will be amusing. "I wonder if he will fall and break something. Maybe he'll just whimper and begs me to heal him with my magic. Heh, The Death Mask and Green Eyes' magic healing something. Now that's a show."
While all that is going on; on the other side of the statue, Groose was sitting down thinking to himself. "Let's see, I was with Gorko and then something formed in front of us and ….. and he sort of looks like …."
"Wohhhhhhh" cried out Peter.
"Oh damn, you didn't fall!" called out Maskus.
Groose heard them shouting and looked around the Statue while trying not to be seen. He saw Peter climbing up the statue with the sword and Maskus enjoying himself. "They must want the Triforce. Not when Groose and the Groosenator is around!" He ran off somewhere to try to stop them.
Maskus only noticed him for a second. "What was that?" He looked around and saw Fi, "WHAT IS THAT?!"
After a while, Peter had finally reached the Triforce with Maskus disappointed that he didn't break anything. "Oh boy, this is it!"
He was about to touch the Triforce, but someone called out to him. "I can't let you do that!"
Peter and Maskus looked and saw Groose with a catapult. "And you are?" asked Peter.
Groose pointed to himself with pride. "I am Groose, and I'm gonna clobber you if you lay a finger that!"
Peter didn't take the threat serious and started mocking him. "Sorry pointed hair guy, I found this first."
Groose fired a rock at Peter but missed. "Heah heah heah heah heah heah, you missed!" Groose continued firing rocks at Peter with only a few hits. Then he hit the statue and causes a crack.
"I don't think you are permitted to destroy the statue." Maskus warned Groose.
Groose realized this and started thinking of another plan. "He's right. Can't ruin that statue, Zelda will hate me, but she'll hate it more if that random guy touches the Triforce."
While Groose planned his next move, Maskus started to think about Fi. "I think I know this thing, it's the spirit of the Master Sword, but wasn't Link only supposed to retrieve it. And why is she just floating here in a trance-like state? I might as well see if it'll all make sense soon."
So Maskus decided to what for the answer and Groose finally came up with an idea. "This may be risky, but ever since I landed here, that's what everything have ben!"
Peter started staring into the Triforce with greedy thoughts. "I'm gonna buy a beer fountain. No wait, twwwo beer fountains." He then heard the catapult going off. He turned to find that a rock wasn't launched, but Groose himself. "Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Ah, he want's my treasure!" Peter quickly reacted by touching the Triforce and made a huge mistake. "I wish that the three triangles go away so he couldn't get them!" The Triforce started glowing as Peter stared into it, then Groose slammed right into him and they fell off the statue.
They landed right onto the ground, but Peter had Groose to cushion his fall. "Thanks for making me not hurt." Groose got pissed off and pushed him off.
Maskus ran over to Peter, angered at what might happen. "Peter Griffin, what have you done!?"
The Triforce floated up into the air and separated from each other. Fi finally came back to her senses and explained what's happening. "I am 52% sure that he had made a wish upon the Triforce before the collision."
"So what're saying is that this is when Scouter #52 comes?" asked Peter. Peter waited for one minute for #52 to come, but he never did. "Well I don't think he's developed that much anyway."
"What do you mean by that, Griffin?" Maskus sternly asked.
Groose saw Fi and his jaw dropped. "Hey, you're Fi. I thought you were supposed to be asleep forever!"
Fi looked at the Triforce. "My calculation says there is a 99% possibility that my secret purpose have finally start. From what I can remember, Peter will make a wish that will separate the three pieces of the Triforce."
They all saw that it was taking a while to completely separate from each other. "Hey Fi, why it's taking too long?" asked Peter.
"I believe that the Green Cross-Over Crystal is responding to the Triforce. It is said that the Triforce will split to where ever unworldly things are happening."
"So how are we going to stop this?" asked Peter. Groose told Peter that he should use the Groosenator to reach the Triforce and un-wish the separation. Peter went with the idea and got on the catapult. "Hey Goose, how good are you with this?"
Groose got angry at Peter. "It's Groose, not Goose; and I even catapulted a friend onto a monster! I'm Groose after all!"
Groose took aim at the Triforce and shot Peter strait to it. "Heah heah heah heah heah." Peter was about to touch the Sacred Treasure, but out of nowhere, someone slammed Peter to the ground.
"What was that!?" asked Groose. Then his Groosenator was destroyed by a force shield with diamond shapes. "Wait, don't tell me!"
As Peter and Groose tried to figure out what's going on, Maskus began laughing. "Looks like my new friend have finally arrived after some business."
Then a voice was heard. "Oh you are correct Master Maskus, and now to take care of these pests!"
Someone appeared behind Groose, grabbed him, and threw him straight at Peter with great force. Peter quickly dodge him and saw the attacker. Groose got up while aching with pain and saw the new threat. "You, you're, you're, you're!"
The person laughed with a feminine male, yet psychotic voice. He slowly walked over to Peter and Groose. "You must be this Peter Griffin, Maskus told me all about. Allow me to introduce myself; I am the Demon Lord Ghirahim!"
Ghirahim is a skinny man with white hair and long ears. He has eye liner, earrings, and a strange white outfit with diamond shape holes as a design with matching gloves. He also wears a golden belt with a red diamond, and a matching red cape.
"You're the one that kidnapped Zelda!" shouted Groose.
"And you're the muscle one that has that strange hairdo." Ghirahim said back to Groose.
Peter looked over the demon lord. "You look like a gay clown, I think I had a cutaway like this. Oh no, my cutaways are coming alive!" Ghirahim looked at Peter with confusion. "I don't know why you think of me as a happy fool; but I am no fool, nor am I the least bit happy!"
Ghirahim started getting angry while twitching his hands and shaking the ground like an unpredictable killer. "Everything was going perfect for my plan, but HE had to ruin it all with that stupid sword. I am so furious that I could just kill anything!"
"Including me from before." reminded Maskus.
Ghirahim stopped and looked at Maskus. "Yes, that was a mistake, but now we're friends."
"How the Hell did you make friends this this possible sex offender?"
Maskus told Peter about what he was doing before meeting up with Peter again. "The worm hole in that temple, it was a time hole. It sent me back many years ago. That is where I found a sword, which then turned into the being you see here."
Ghirahim started filling the story in. "Yes, after a little fight, we told each other about who we are and what we want. We found out that we both want to awaken our King! I unfortunately failed, but with the help of the Death Masks, We can make everything good again, by bringing the Demon King back!"
"Well I'm lost." said Peter.
Fi started explaining to him about Ghirahim, like how he tried kidnapping Zelda and fighting her master, Link. "Link? Isn't he that next chosen one of the Cross-Over Crystal prophecy?" asked Peter.
"Link, where is he?" asked Ghirahim while getting a bit angry. "I would like to soak him with his own blood."
Peter was getting creeped out by Ghirahim. "O.k. I haven't seen him ….. but why do you want to do that you sick gay clown?"
Ghirahim took this as an insult and then his cape disappeared with a snap of his fingers. "I've told you I am no happy fool! Now you shall feel agony!" He slowly walked toward Peter leaving him scared.
"Please don't rape me."
Fi pointed to Peter at the Master Sword. "Peter, I know it does not belong to you, but please use the sword to fight back."
Peter took the Master Sword, while Fi goes back into it, and he prepared himself for Ghirahim. Ghirahim continued to walk slowly, leaving Peter impatient. "Hey speed up you slow ass."
On Peter's command, the demon lord sprinted to Peter and backhanded Peter. Fi showed up and said, "You have to be careful, Ghirahim will take his time with you."
"Ewwwwww!" Peter stood up and attempted to cut Ghirahim. But he stopped Peter by blocking the sword, with his hand. "Hey this sword is broken." Fi came back and told Peter to be patient and use his knowledge. "So what you're saying is use brute force by attacking the same way over and over." Ghirahim looked at Maskus while pointing at Peter. Maskus only shrugged.
So Peter kept swinging the sword in only one direction while Ghirahim kept blocking. "You pathetic idiot, how dare you consider yourself a chosen one!" Ghirahim decided to end the battle quickly by taking the sword right from Peter on the next attack.
"Hey, you can't do that!"
"Oh shut up! You are nothing more than an overweight mortal that complains too much." after Maskus thanked him. Ghirahim use a lot of force and threw the Master Sword far, far away, with Fi still inside."
Peter glared at Ghirahim. "Why you son of a bitch. I'm the good guy, I am supposed to win."
Just then, Ghirahim disappeared and grabbed onto Peter's shoulders from behind with his head close to Peter's. "It's amazing that you are still alive. Surely someone would have ended you just for the peaceful and well thought out silence." Ghirahim then flapped his long, tongue out like some animal.
"I need an adult!"
"I am an adult. And so are you." Ghirahim pushed Peter and looked up. He pointed to the Triforce and and shouted. "Look, the Triforce is ready to split up." The Trifore floated up higher into the air and the pieces flew far away, but one piece floated to a giant tree. Maskus walked over to Ghirahim and asked about the Triforce. "Oh it is the treasure of the gods that my master wanted so badly. It can grant anyone's desire."
Maskus began thinking of an idea. "What if we use this for our advantage? Surely it can help us awaken our Kings." Ghirahim agreed to the idea and they both turned to Peter. "Peter Griffin, we suggest that you be on your way and get the pieces, before we do." They both ran off to get the Triforce pieces.
Peter was disappointed by what just happened. "Ah man. I can't let the Darth Vader/Shredder knock-off and the gay clown getting the gold. It's mine, like my Cross-Over Crystal!" Peter heroically ran to the giant tree to get the Triforce piece, but he left the injured Groose all alone.
"Heyyyy, get back here." His calls couldn't reach Peter. Groose was now completely clueless about what to do next. "I can't just be useless again. What would Granny think? And now that Ghirahim is back, what if you hurt Zelda and Link? Wait, what if he's the trouble maker that was attacking everybody!?" As Groose whimpered, someone came to him. He quickly manned up and saw that Maskus returned.
"What's the matter, need some help?" asked Maskus.
Groose tried to get away, but tripped."I think I broke a bone." Groose saw Maskus coming closer. He didn't know what to do. Then the Death Mask Master put his hand on Groose's head and casted a spell.
"Did that help?" asked Maskus.
Groose slowly got up and found he was completely healed. "Wow, you fixed me, thanks!"
Maskus nod his head. "I just like good sportsmanship. Now I suggest you go help Peter out. He's probably running in circles as we speak."
Groose thought about it and said, "Well he is an idiot. But helping to get the Triforce will really impress Zelda, I'll do it!"
Groose happily ran to catch up to Peter. While Maskus waved goodbye, Ghirahim came back with a confused look. "Maskus, why did you use your own magic to heal that fool?"
Maskus turned to the demon lord and answered. "I used the same kind of magic that the Green Eyed People uses, they never uses it to heal anything."
Ghirahim asked why and Maskus answered, "You'll see … and they'll see!"
End of Chapter

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Chapter 27: The Land Before Hyrule
Contains spoilers for The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword through out this Fanfiction.
Hey all, it's me, Bruce. For this chapter I'm going to be your narrator. The other guy couldn't come in today due to some mental problem from something called a hentai. We are going to have some fun in this chapter, but I won't spoil anything for you guys. If I did that then all the fun will be ruined. Oh noooooooooo.
Outside of the Worlds
We start this chapter very different. It all starts outside, where all those worlds or dimensions look like little planets with some noticeable landscape and building. I wonder why only those are shown and not the other places. They must be shy.
Our heroes and that rock guy are in a bubble traveling to the next world. "You know, we never really pay attention to how we travel." Peter said to everybody.
"This is gay." said Quagmire.
Sonic and Gorko weren't listening; they were having a conversation about that Hyrule place. "So there is no large kingdom and no princess in charge of anything?" Sonic asked Gorko.
"Yep, it's just plain old land with no true ruler. Also a princess ruling should be known as a Queen." said Gorko while curious about Sonic's answers.
"Hmmm, this must mean that this part in their timeline must take place way before Hyrule even exist." Sonic said to himself. "So I shouldn't worry about that timeline."
"What was that?" asked Gorko.
"Oh nothing at all." Sonic said with a fake smile.
The big bubble then stopped at a cute streetlight floating in midair as other bubbles, machines, gumiships, and other stuff flew on the other direction. "I thought other worlds were supposed to be a secret to everyone?" Metal asked himself.
Amy grabbed Sonic's arm and started hitting on him. "Doesn't this place look romantic Sonic?" said Amy as she gazes at the other worlds and odd lights moving.
Sonic saw an accident involving Doctor Who and Jimmy Neutron. "Not at all" said Sonic. Well that's rude.
As they wait for the light to turn green, someone stopped right next to them. Brian looked at them through the shotgun seat and saw them. "Oh crap, it's Maskus!"
In the other bubble, Maskus was in it with other Death Masks, there was also this spider Death Mask who's much larger than Pigder, with dark brown skin with black lines on its spider behind, armor on its leg, large pinchers for a mouth, and a grey mask with nine green eyes, and a huge one in the middle.
"Well look who's here, if it isn't the chosen ones and their friends looking for Link." said Maskus.
"Link?" Sonic was shocked that Maskus knew about Link. "Hey how did you know about Link?"
Maskus waved his cloth finger at Sonic. "I like to know things ahead of time. hedgehog. We still have the complete prophecy."
The nasty spider gave a big ticking noise and said in a soft female voice, "And with the prophecy; Master Maskus and I, Master Aracandous, will be in your way like large predators while the Green Cross-Over Crystal will be ours."
Some of the people on board the bubble were scared of Aracandous. "
Ewwwww, that's one nasty bug." said Amy.
"But her voice sound sexy to me." said Quagmire.
"You insignificant little insects, I am based on an arachnid!" Aracondous began ticking louder.
Peter looked at Maskus with determination and said to him, "Too bad, once that light turns green, we'll be flying by faster than our bubble."
Sonic gave a thumb up. "I like the sound of that!"
Maskus snickered like an overconfident showoff at the little dance club I like to go to. "Is that a challenge Peter? If so, how about we do it like last time when you gave me the first punch?"
Peter gotten all red my Maskus taunt because he beat up poor Peter before. "Yep, and this time I want a turn to hurt you, you bastard."
As soon as the light turned green and the bubble race began! The heroes bubble was zooming straight to the next world with Maskus behind them. They got very close to the next world, but then they were stopped by Maskus. The Death Masks' bubble grew an arm and grabbed the heroes. "Hey that's cheating." complained Peter.
"Cheating, I though you wanted this to be like last time ….. a fight!" Just then, the bad guys bubble tuned into a round black creature with devil wings and a long sharp tail that sort of looks like Dr. Octopus's robot arm, it also has a hug green eye. So the Death Masks started attacking the bubble with their tail while our heroes try not to get the bubble pop. I hope that wasn't a dirty sentence.
"Brian, you seem more intelligent than Peter, do you know what will happen if this bubble pop?" Metal Sonic asked Brian. "I have no idea, but I think that like in space our heads will pop!"
"That theory has been debunked." Quagmire said in a smartass tone.
"Oh yeah, which one of your hookers told you that?" Brian asked Quagmire.
"Julian."
"Oh that does it!" Quagmire and Brian started fighting each other while annoying Metal.
"Everyone's an idiot (Bzzz) except for Metal Peter Sonic!"
While the chaos was going on, Gorko had an idea and told Metal. "Back in my world, something with a huge eye like that means it's the weak point. Do you think you can shoot some attack at it?"
Metal Sonic, while still acting like Peter, said to the Goron, "Godzilla2915 is re-editing this fanfiction so I'm saying something different now." Hey that robot can't say that! So Metal Sonic tried what Gorko said and shot a laser through the bubble, which does not pop their own, I guess it could be some rule that you can throw things out but not into it. But oh nooooooooooo, the tail touched the bubble and pop it.
Lucky for the heroes, Metal's laser shot the big eye and the Death Masks' bubble popped too. Everyone started panicking as they float in midspace or mid outside world.
"Ahhhhhh, what are we going to do?!" asked Gorko as he try holding his breath.
While everyone do the same, Maskus point out, "There's air here you fools, BREATH!" Yayyyyy the place have air for some reason. But now they are being hurdled to the next world.
Then something else new happened, a hole opened which I guess leads to the next world and began sucking everyone in. Amy shouted to Maskus, "Hey Maskus, are we going to be O.K.?"
"I don't know, we have never entered a world without those gay bubbles!" said Peter.
"She was talking to me, Peter." said Maskus. "And to your answer, Amy. We will-"
Maskus was caught off as he, the heroes, and the other Death Masks have been sucked in without their safety bubbles we just randomly added with. But don't worry, the Legend of Zelda: Skyward sword part is in the next paragraph and not on the next chapter!
World: The Land Before Hyrule
Next to a lake with some ruins around, Peter was laying on the ground unconscious. Then someone pulled a nasty trick and pure water on him. "Uhhhhh I don't wanna feel up the dog, Caption Crunch."
"Get up you overweight idiot!"
Peter suddenly jumped up and saw Master Maskus right in front of him. "Ahh, I mean, I got you right where I want you Maskus!"
Peter landed a punch on Maskus doing some damage. Maskus countered it by tripping Peter and stood on top of him for his small victory. "Stop it, we can't just automatically fight here, we don't even know where we are!"
Maskus jumped off and Peter stood up. "So why is that a problem?" asked Peter.
Maskus flicked Peter on his forehead and started explaining. "Because we are separated from our teams, we have little energy, and this is a new world filled with things we don't even know about. Like for instance that thing behind you."
Peter turned around and saw a large venus fly trap like monster with a blue head called a Deku Baba, and it's going to eat Peter. Peter started punching the head, but look likes the head's too hard. The Deku Baba bit Peter's arm, so Peter tried stomping on its stem while shouting bad words.
The Deku Baba spit out Peter's arm and then more Deku Babas grew around Peter. "Son of a Bitch!" So it looks like Peter's going to be plant food. Before I forget, I should write down plant food on my shopping list. I'm going to plant a flower for a contest.
While it looks like Peter's done for, the Deku Baba opened their mouths and something slashed right into them and sliced there big heads. Peter then saw the saver guy and hugged him. "You saved me, you must be this sword master Link that Sonic was telling me about."
"Let go of me you greedy idiot!" shouted Maskus whom saved Peter with his hands which are now sharp like a sword but still moves like cloth.
"Hey you're not Link." said Peter.
"And you're not intelligent." said Maskus.
Peter looked kind of sad and said, "Well I guess I should say thank you." Peter then remembered that they are enemies and asked, "Hey why didn't you just let me get eaten and you can wake up Mascasa?"
"I…. prefer that you die by my hands while our teams are around, …. and I could really use a Guinea Pig to test out this world." said Maskus whom looks like he has another reason.
"Well I don't have a Guinea Pig nor did I see G-Force, but O.K."
So Peter and the evil Master Maskus set out on a quest to find their friends; but uh oh, look like someone's watching them from up a tree. "Hmmmmmm, I don't know these two, but they could probably be taken care of easily like that muscle man and that Goron."
Location: Faron Woods
(Go play Faron Woods theme from youtube if you like.)
So the two walked into a huge forest with large mushroom, different monsters, and one giant tree that could be seen far away. They have seen many different things like more Deku Babas and exploding spike balls. They've also found out that cutting grass makes hearts pop out. "Great, another video game world." said Peter.
Maskus cut some more grass and found more hearts and even crystals called rupees. "I suggest you don't touch these."
"But these hearts are so good." Peter took a bit out of one of the hearts as Maskus just looked away.
As they traveled, they swing on some ropes, pushed large logs to get to higher places, and got hit by rocks that octopuses that disguises like bushes called Octoroks (Grass) shoots out of their mouths. Good thing that Peter's tough and Maskus is powerful, they defeated every monster they came across like more Deku Babas, gold colored Babas called Quadro-Baba, and bat monsters called Keese.
They soon came to a clearing with nobody around. "Hey Maskus, can we take a break?" asked Peter like a child.
"Hmh, very well, this place does look safe and … do you hear that?" Both Maskus and Peter started hearing someone coming. They hid themselves to see who it is.
"Why the hell are there so many monsters?" complained Peter.
"Silence you fool, we don't know what we're up against." ordered Maskus.
So they waited and found out what was coming, two small cute furball things with a round thing on their backs, white fur in the front and brown fur on the back, and their faces looks like cute kindergarteners' art craft faces.
"Hey Erla, do you think that strange blue creature Link saved might get us?" One asked the other. "Maybe he's allergic to us Kikwis. Let's just hope we don't taste the same as chili dogs."
Maskus listened to their conversation closely. "Kikwis, doesn't seem to be a threat, but they mentioned a blue creature. Could they mean Sonic?" Maskus can feel their timid aura. "We must find out, but they will flee if they look upon me. Peter, will you go their peacefully and …. Peter?"
Maskus was interrupted when he saw Peter running straight toward the Kikwis. "Ha, these monsters look too easy." The Kikwis saw Peter coming and hid in the ground and there round things opened up to reveal plants. That's just cute.
"Peter you, ughhhh I already feel tired of saying it!" Maskus walked to Peter and yelled, "They said they've seen a blue creature. That could be the second chosen one, Sonic." Maskus looked at the Kikwis. "Well no point trying to do this peacefully but….." Maskus moved his sleeve to face the hiding Kikwis. Inside the sleeve, a green light glowed inside. Oh nooooo I bet he's going to shoot.
"Attention small creatures, I demand you tell us about this blue creature or else your faith shall be sealed."
The poor kikwis started shaking in fear while Maskus charged up his attack. But then Peter punched Maskus in the gut and stopped the attack. Maskus started attacking Peter out of anger. "You idiot, what are you doing!? I was merely bluffing." asked Maskus.
"I forgot."
So Maskus started chasing Peter while leaving the Kikwis. The Kikwis popped back up and started talking to each other. "I don't like this." said Machi.
"I don't either, first a Goron went missing and now those two monsters showed up. But why did one of them wanted to know about the blue creature?"
Machi then said with some hope, "I am sure the green guy that helped us before can stop them!"
Back with Maskus and Peter, the Death Mask Master continued to chase Peter around Faron Forest. Peter looked at Maskus and taunted, "You can't catch up to me. I won that race in Mobius." Maskus then pointed out that he farted to win. "Oh crap."
They continued the chase until they both ran into an old temple. Peter took this advantage and said to the very mad Maskus, "Hey Maskus, maybe our friends are in here and we should stop being angry and look for them."
Maskus looked at the temple for a moment and calmed down. "That's right …. We still need to find them. Very well Peter, we'll look in there."
Maskus forgives Peter and they went into the temple. When they got inside, they were amazed by what they have found. "Woooooow, a giant worm hole." They have discovered some mysterious hole formed on a large stone cog in a room. The room also has a tree on the left of it and a large door behind the wormhole.
Maskus started examining the hole. "What is this strange phenomena for?" While Maskus was examining it, Peter looked behind it. "This place's old, I bet they have only boring things like …." Peter stopped when he found something not boring, a sword with a blue handle and a three golden triangle symbol, stuck in a pedestal.
"Oh yeah, a badass sword."
Peter ran straight toward it while Maskus thought of an idea. "I sense this portal looks safe, I might as well try it!" So Maskus jumped right into the hole while laughing evilly.
Peter was too excited about the sword to notice Maskus leaving. "I should pull this baby off, than I will be King Peter of Camelot!" Peter started pulling as hard as he could to try and get the sword. But it wouldn't budge, but Peter kept trying.
"Must be king of Camelot, must be king. Wait a minute, heah heah heah heah, I have butter with me." Peter took out a stick of butter and smeared it onto the sword. Peter pulled for three minutes until …. It started moving. "Oh boy Camelot here I come."
The sword got looser and looser until finally … it came out. Peter lifted the sword into the air and said, "I did it, I am now Peter Griffin, King of Camelot. I will now rule on all of the camels living in Camelot.
(Cutaway Gag)
King Arthur is surrounded by Camels trying to stop them from misbehaving. "Hey you, stop spitting. You over there; don't drink that. I don't care if you're too hot. Stop humping that hump!"
(End Cutaway Gag)
While Peter points the sword up. It began glowing. The sword started shaking, which caused Peter to drop it, and then something came out of the sword and looked over at Peter. "Master, I am awaken somehow, but how is this possible? ….…. My analysis indicates that you are most likely 95% not my master."
Peter was just staring with wonder at the thing that was in the sword. He was only able to say just one sentence. "Ahhhhhhhhh, Blue Ghost!"
Meanwhile, Maskus had gone through the portal and reached the other side, "Why am I back in that temple again?" Maskus looked around the temple he was just in and noticed something different. "This place seems more ….. younger."
He turned to his right and found a small plant that the tree was supposed to be. "Did that portal sent me to ….." Maskus then sensed something outside. He exited the temple through the main door and found a large hole with a spiral pathway leading to the bottom. There was also small holes shooting air on the path. Maskus floated down the hole to where he sensed it. "I have a feeling there is something powerful here." He looked around the bottom and found a strange black sword that looks just like the one Peter found. "Could this be what has that power source?" He examined the sword and began thinking why this sword has that much power. "I-I could sense something in this sword similar to a … soul, and an evil one at that." Just then, the sword started glowing. "What black magic is this!?" asked Maskus as he witness the sword's power. Then strange diamond shapes started shooting out of the sword and began forming into someone, or something! "What-what are you!?" Maskus asked the person.
The person slowly looked at Maskus and told him. "I am the servant of the Demon King, The lord of his army, I am the Demon Lord Ghirahim!"
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Chapter 28: A Hero's Dream
In a strange and dark world, someone was floating in midair. He has pointed ears and red hair. He wears a green tunic with a matching pointed cap. He also carries a sword and shield.
As he floats, he kept hearing voices in his head. "Third of Four Chosen by the saviors of The Eyes of Green, your second destiny is calling. Find the Large One of Resistance and the Swiftness in Life, and retrieve the crystal before the Ones of Hidden Faces."
The man then landed on a plate form. Right in front of him, something dark started forming. It grew very tall and sprouted demon wings. Its eyes and mouth started glowing green. It starred at the man and opened its mouth. It rushed forward to him to try to devour him. The man drew his sword and shield to defend against the beast. The creature's eyes started changing shades of green and the man began having headaches as voices start talking. "Third of Four, First and Second needs to join. When the crystals unite, the path to the Fourth shall be revealed. Only the Four shall fight the King!" The creature swallowed the man and he was gone.
Location: Skyloft
The man jolted up with shock. He gazed around and realized he was in his bedroom. He he calmed down, realizing that it was all just a dream. He lowered himself and sighed. Think quietly, he recalled having a similar dream right before when he adventure first began. His eyes opened and remembered something important a few days back.
(Flashback)
In a tunnel within a woods with large mushrooms, there was a wall showing three crystals of Red, Blue, and Green. The man was there along with a beautiful blond girl with long pointed ears like the man, but much longer. "There is something I have yet to tell you, Link. This could be far more dangerous than the awakening of The Demon King himself!" the concern girl said to the man. Link was told about goddesses of another world giving the Goddess Hylia, who they know very much, a Green Crystal that plays a very important role about a King of Terror. It also tells of four chosen ones that will need to unite to save all worlds from the King.
One was a large, red headed man that said he can survive anything. The second was a blue spiny creature that has the power of tremendous speed. And third was the one that had stopped The Demon King from ruling this world, Link. But there was no description of the fourth chosen one. Only that all three crystals of needs to be united.
(End Flashback)
Link's thoughts were interrupted by something coming through the window. It was a head of a giant blue bird. It spitted out a letter and left. Link opened the letter and began reading. "Dear Link, you were probably sleeping in as usual, so I send you a letter again. Today; me, and all the knights like you will begin the search from the one attacking the people and also to find our friend Gorko. You told me that you'll meet me at the light house before we leave. I hope you didn't forget. – Zelda."
Link became warmhearted after reading the letter. Zelda is his childhood friend that he had to save from the evil army of the Demon King that wanted to rule the world for an eternity. They had been through a lot during then so now they are more close to each other than ever.
Link got ready quickly and walked straight to the light house. Skyloft is a floating piece of land that is above the clouds with a village, a bazaar, a lake with a waterfall, and a Knight Academy where Link lives. Before Link set foot on the surface of the planet, everyone thought that there was nothing under the clouds. After Link's adventure down there, everyone started building homes and shops down there, but someone is causing a lot of trouble on the surface and everyone that had settled down there had to retreat to Skyloft.
Link reached the lighthouse of Skyloft and found Zelda herself standing on a dock people use to jump off to land on their giant birds called Loftwings.
He ran up to her while she was playing on a golden harp and singing beautifully. She saw Link and stopped to greet her dear friend. "Good morning Link, I see your getting up more than usual, sleeping head." They both laughed and enjoyed each other's company while waiting for the meeting.
During that time, Link told Zelda about his dream last night. "Yes, it's like what Goddess Hylia knows." Zelda said with an odd tone like she's hiding something. "It is known that she was visited by goddess-like women that handed her a crystal from our world to hide so that in time you and three other chosen ones will save all worlds from this King of Terror."
Zelda started to wonder what will Link's next adventure have in store for him. Link noticed her worrying and cheered her up by saying he'll be fine while reminding her what he went through to save her.
She smiled at him and she put her arm on his shoulder. "I should know that better than anyone else. Thank you again Link." Link was kind of shy at first, but then he put his arm on Zelda too.
They were having a good time alone, until, "I think that's quite enough you two, especially you my daughter." They both saw Zelda's father and headmaster of the Knight Acadamey of Skyloft, Gaupora; a tall, bald man with a large eyebrow, a mustache, and a small beard. He as with other knights dressed like Link. Link and Zelda both stood up in embarrassment from everyone staring. "I really hate to bother you two, but our meeting needs to start."
Link and Zelda took a seat next to Groose, a once bully to Link but now a faithful friend. "Heh, I bet this so called trouble maker will be no match for me, Groose!" Gloated the comedy relief.
Zelda frowned and strictly told Groose. "This is no time for games, one of our new friends and you were attacked by this outlaw, and you bonked your head real hard to even remember who he is."
Groose felt his head remembering that time. "Well I know he's trouble, but it's not like I'm completely useless."
They then started listening to Gauprora about his speech. "As you may know, there is a wicked person down there that's making life unbearable with sudden attacks. Even a Goron friend of ours went missing. Our mission is to find Gorko and capture this trouble maker before he causes any more harm! Right now, we only have some guards down their guarding you know what, so we must spread around the land and find any trace of the goron and outlaw."
Gauprora started pointing to different teams to search different areas. He reached Zelda, Link, and Groose and gave them an important mission. "From what you told me Zelda my dear, there will be two chosen ones that Link needs to find. I want you three to start at Faron Woods, where Gorko went missing."
The three stood up and saluted him. "Don't worry father, we'll stop this like we stopped The Demon King."
Before they left, Gauprora said good luck to Zelda as the three left. They jumped off the deck and called their Loftwing. The three birds came, with Link's red one in the league and Groose's black one in the back, and caught them to take them to the hole leading to Faron Woods.
While flying, Zelda was trying to get Groose to remember what happened when he was with Gorko last. "I really can't remember. All I recall was there was this guy that looks very familiar, so I tried fighting him. I have to say that he was tough and ….. and …. Wait I think I remember something else!" Groose revealed that when he told Gorko about the prophecy on that day, Gorko dig up a crystal similar to the one on the prophecy.
Both Zelda and Link gasped as they think of the consequences. "Whoever attacked you must have the Crystal already. We need to get it back, who knows what the outlaw will use its world traveling powers for." Link became very determined as they fly toward the hole to Faron Woods. They leaped off their Loftwings and descended to the surface.
While falling, something strange landed on one of the floating rocks of Skyloft startling some Octoroks. It is a small wooden submarine with a sailor like Death Mask attached to it called a Sub Mate. "Well then, I'm a fish out of water. Huh huh." He expected laughter, but didn't get any. "Well at least I have found the third guy. I should tell someone this." He took out a Green Eyes necklace and and called his allies. "Attention all Death Mask around, the third chosen one and some friends are heading to the surface. I'll follow him to signal their whereabouts. Over." The Sub mate floated up and followed the three.
Will Link, Zelda, and Groose be able to find the one causing all the trouble, Gorko, and the other chosen ones; or will the Death Mask army be too much for them. Find out whenever.
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Chapter 29: Assaults on the Heroes
Location: Faron Forest
In a clearing in Faron Forest there is a very large statue of an angel facing the temple Peter and Maskus will find. At a small statue of a Loftwing; Link, Zelda, and Groose landed using sailcloths to float down. "Well our adventure begins, but this time with ME!" cheered Groose while flexing.
"Huh, just don't bonk you head again." said Zelda. So they walked over to the angel statue. They looked around and notice something odd. "Where are the guards? They were supposed to be guarding you know what that the Demon King wanted!" said Zelda.
They didn't find anyone near the statue nor in the temple. Link looked around and found something on the ground, a broken shield. He took it to Zelda and she can only think of the worst. "You don't think they could all have been attacked?"
Groose came back to the two as Zelda started explaining what could have happen. She looked up at the statue's hands holding out to make a platform, and saw three golden triangles on the wall set up in a single triangle formation, with an empty triangle space in the middle. "What ever happened, at least the Triforce is safe."
The three looked up as the powerful Triforce shines peacefully, a treasure left behind by the Goddesses who have created this world that can grant any wish. "Say, if this trouble maker caused the disappearance of the guards, how come he didn't take the Triforce?" asked Groose.
Nobody could think of a reason why, but they must find the guards. "I think that Link and I should try looking for the guards while you guard the Triforce." Zelda said to Groose.
He gotten mad at first, but calmed down quickly. "Well for youuuuuu, yes." He then thought to himself. "I know that Zelda and Link been through a lot, but still…..."
So Link and Zelda left Groose to find the missing guards in Faron Forest. But what they don't know is that they might find someone else lost.
In the forest, Sonic the Hedgehog was laying on the ground from their fight with the Death Masks outside the worlds. He gained conscious and found himself near a forest. "Geeze, that was a bummer." He looked around and found that he was all alone. "Just not my day today is it? Well I better find everyone."
Sonic ran around while looking for his friends. He then came to a lake with some ruins and found Peter lying on the ground. "Well that was easy." But Sonic then saw Maskus walking toward him. "Maskus." Sonic charged up a spin dash, but he he felt a large, powerful hand grabbing him. "Hey, who are you!?" The attacker threw Sonic far away and he landed in a rapid river. "Ahh, help, I can't swim!" The river was too strong for Sonic and it took him away.
"Well that was fun." said the attacker who walked away to watch Peter and Maskus.
As Sonic struggled to get on land, two Kikwis saw him being drifted away. "Kwiii, that poor animal thing." They knew they weren't strong enough to do something, so they tried looking for help.
Meanwhile, Link and Zelda have already looked through most of Faron Woods and couldn't find any sign of the guards. "What is this person capable of?" Zelda asked herself.
Link was also worried for the guards, but most of the time he was thinking about the prophecy and his dream. Was there a connection with the disappearance and the crystal? Link could only guess right now during their search.
"Hey Link, don't start daydreaming now. We need to be on the lookout." Zelda reminded him. Link snapped out of his thoughts and looked around, that's when he noticed two Kikwis worrying about something. He pointed them out and the two walked over to them to see what the problem is.
"Oh it's you two again." said Erla. "Yay, you can do something about that drowning big guy." said Machi.
The two both thought that it could be one of the guards. Acting quickly, they went wiht the Kikwis to where the person might have end up.
Back with Sonic, he was still trying to get out of the river, but kept failing. He looked ahead and saw that he was heading straight toward a water fall. Sonic tried even harder for his life, but he couldn't escape. "I-I can't die like this!" Sonic was about to give up hope, but then some metal claw shot out and grabbed Sonic. It retreated back to dry land and Sonic began hugging the dirt. "Oh sweet dry land!"
After catching his breath, someone spoke to him. "Well you're no guard, but I'm glad we've found you right before you fell into Lake Floria." said a cheerful girl.
Sonic looked up and saw the two people whom saved him. One of them had a strange claw like machine that saved him dressed in green and the other was a blonde cheerful girl. "Link…Zelda?"
Zelda and Link were surprised that Sonic knew their names already. "Do we know you?" asked Zelda.
Sonic quickly remembered about the different timelines of Hyrule and pretended he doesn't know them. "I… just came here and heard about you guys."
Zelda and Link looked at each other. "I guess what we did have already spread quickly." Zelda cheerfully said.
Sonic stood up and introduced himself. "I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog."
The two Kikwis ]got scared of Sonic and asked, "Do hedgehogs eat Kikwis?" Sonic told them no and he prefer chilidogs. The Kikwis do not know what a chili dog is but mistook it for something close enough for their size. So they fled off in fear.
"Hey guys where you going?" asked Sonic as he ran to the Kikwis, only to have them disguise themselves. "Guess there's not many friendly types around here." Both Zelda and Link were amazed by Sonic's speed. Then they remember about the prophecy they've found. Link went to Sonic and asked him if he knows anything about a crystal that can send people into other worlds. Sonic stared at Link for a few seconds before saying, "So you know already." The Blue Blur said happily.
When the Kikwis ran off to avoid Sonic; Sonic, Link and Zelda were filling each other with everything about the prophecy, Green Eyes, Cross-Over Crystals, and the Death Mask. "So now we have you two and another one in this world. So the prophecy begins." said Zelda.
"Yep, good thing your Goddess Hylia met those two other goddesses or whatever. So did you guys see anything like the Death Masks around here?" asked Sonic.
They both answered no, but they did tell him about this trouble maker that is attacking people. They even told about Gorko going missing. "Did you say Gorko!?" Sonic explained how Peter Griffin found Gorko in the Green Eyes world and how they came to their world. As they talk, something started moving in the river.
"So Gorko was safe ….. and now missing again." sighed Zelda. "This is just getting too big of a problem. I suggest we go back to the Goddess Statue and ….."
Just then, three Sub Mates jumped out of the river. "We got two of the chosen ones!" said a Sub Mate. "And a pretty girl!" said another. "Yeah, and a blonde human too!" said the third one.
Link stood in front of Zelda and drew his sword, but Sonic just dropped laughing. "Those are the most ridiculous Death Masks I have ever seen!"
One of the Sub Mates fired a torpedo at Sonic with a direct hit. "Ow, hey what the big idea!?" Sonic tried doing a Homing Attack, but they keep floating over the river.
Two Hunters and a Fat Hunter came through the trees and the Death Masks surrounded them. "Heh, I got the elf girl." One Hunter was about to stab Zelda with its spear. But then Link knocked the Hunter over with a shield bash and sliced him.
"Good one Link." complemented Sonic as he was going to get hit by the Big Hunter. Link quickly use his Claw Shot and took the Big Hunter's shield. Sonic used this advantage to spin dash right through it. The two Hunters gained up on Zelda as she cries for help. "Hey Link, I'll save Zelda while you take one the three Sub Mates, they're still hilarious." Sonic jumped on the Hunters while Link faces the Sub Mates.
"Wonder what Green Skirt gonna do, fly?" gloated the Sub Mates. Link took out his Beetle, a flying beetle-like machine, and had it hold a bomb to fly it to the Sub Mates, when the Beetle got close; they fired torpedoes at it, which caused a huge explosion that destroyed two of them. The last one got angry and charged right at Link. Link was about to a shield bash to defend himself, but the Sub Mate tricked him and instead fired more torpedoes with direct hits.
The Sub Mate was going to strike again, but Sonic used a Homing attack when he reached land and finished him off. "And here we thought you were a smart one."
After the battle, Zelda ran to Link's side. "Link, are you o.k.?" Link weakly smiled at her while she attends his wounds.
"Well the Link and Zelda here seems closer to each other than the ones I know." Sonic thought to himself. After Link was healed, Zelda was still trying to find more injuries.
"Hey love birds, we have somewhere to be!" called out Sonic.
Both Link and Zelda stopped and faced Sonic. "We're not a couple!" Zelda quickly answered while blushing. Link was also blushing while scratching the back of his head with both their hearts pounding.
"Well whatever you say, but seriously, we need to leave before something else happens like …."
Then something large wrapped around the three. "This." What caught them seems to be a long tail covered in feathers. Coming out of the forest, they saw the whole creature that caught them and it hissed at them like a serpent. "Hey, I heard about you from Peter!"
Back with Peter, he was scared and amazed by the thing that came out of the sword. It is a blue lady with light blue skin and hair. Half of her upper clothes, which appears to be her arms, have the same light blue color on her left side and purple on her right. She also wears a lighter purple dress with a diamond on her chest, and her legs have green straps.
"I am Fi, the Spirit of the Master Sword." she speaks like feminine robot.
Peter looked her over and asked, "A spirit of the sword. Are you a genie?"
Fi looked Peter with confusion. "There is an 85% chance you are not wise. I cannot explain why I am awake. I need to find Master and Zelda." Fi started floating away, but Peter picked up the sword and followed her. "Hey I get three wishes. One: Beer. Two: A monkey. Three: My own infomercial."
(Cutaway Gag)
Peter is in an infomercial. "Hello I'm Mr. Griffin. We like to offer a great value for this." He picked something up and shows it to the camera. "It is a pencil. They are very rare today; they can go up to One thousand dollars. But if you call in the next 30 seconds, you can get this for only five thousand dollars."
Peter then picked up another object. "And this is my stool…. It's used for sitting on, and for mulch, and it's comfortable, and warm."
(End Cutaway Gag)
When they exit through the main door, Fi kept telling Peter no. "Sorry, I do not have granting wishes as a purpose. I need to find out why I have awakened."
They reached outside to see the Goddess Statue. "Well if you don't grant wishes then …." He looked up at the statue and found the Triforce shining brightly from the sun's raises. "Screw the wishes; I'm going for the gold!"
Peter ran to the Triforce while Fi tries warning him. "Excuse me; that do not belong to you. You cannot handle the Triforce's wish granting powers."
"Wish granting, you say? Looks like the dream isn't dead yet." Peter looked around the statue, but couldn't find any way to reach up there. "How the Hell to people get up there?"
"Don't you have a Loftwing?" asked Fi.
"Hey I didn't come here to tell if I have a hotwing, I came looking for the next chosen one for the Cross-Over Crystal."
Fi suddenly blanked out as visions gone through her head. "Crystal, Four Chosen ones, Goddesses, Green Eyes, King of Terror."
"Must be out of batteries." Peter turned his attention toward the Triforce. "Now I need to figure out how to get this Triforce and get rich."
While Peter figure something out, Maskus came back and walked toward Peter. "Did you see any of our missing teams?"
"I don't care, I want that!" he pointed to the Triforce and Maskus can only sigh.
"Damn greed, humans always carries the sin. They cannot go freely for long." Maskus said to himself.
"You said something?" asked Peter.
"Oh, nothing you will consider yet."
"So where have you been?" asked Peter.
"Me ….. I was just exploring and … made a new friend who should be here momentarily." Maskus started laughing softly.
"Well you can go play with your friend while I figure out how to get up there." Maskus notices the sword Peter's holding and suggested he uses that to help him climb up the statue. "Great idea! Unlike the last one you had."
(Cutaway Gag)
Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Maskus are at the Drunken Claim getting wasted. "Hey guys …. Hey guys….. I have an idea. We should just all sing I Believe I Can Fly." Said Maskus.
(End Cutaway)
"That never happened!" shouted Maskus. "And what does 'getting wasted' mean? Does it involve sloth?"
"First off, my cutaway, my canon. Second; a sloth or any animal are usually involved, but don't bother trying to remember."
Peter began his mission up the statue using the Master Sword while Maskus watches to see if it will be amusing. "I wonder if he will fall and break something. Maybe he'll just whimper and begs me to heal him with my magic. Heh, The Death Mask and Green Eyes' magic healing something. Now that's a show."
While all that is going on; on the other side of the statue, Groose was sitting down thinking to himself. "Let's see, I was with Gorko and then something formed in front of us and ….. and he sort of looks like …."
"Wohhhhhhh" cried out Peter.
"Oh damn, you didn't fall!" called out Maskus.
Groose heard them shouting and looked around the Statue while trying not to be seen. He saw Peter climbing up the statue with the sword and Maskus enjoying himself. "They must want the Triforce. Not when Groose and the Groosenator is around!" He ran off somewhere to try to stop them.
Maskus only noticed him for a second. "What was that?" He looked around and saw Fi, "WHAT IS THAT?!"
After a while, Peter had finally reached the Triforce with Maskus disappointed that he didn't break anything. "Oh boy, this is it!"
He was about to touch the Triforce, but someone called out to him. "I can't let you do that!"
Peter and Maskus looked and saw Groose with a catapult. "And you are?" asked Peter.
Groose pointed to himself with pride. "I am Groose, and I'm gonna clobber you if you lay a finger that!"
Peter didn't take the threat serious and started mocking him. "Sorry pointed hair guy, I found this first."
Groose fired a rock at Peter but missed. "Heah heah heah heah heah heah, you missed!" Groose continued firing rocks at Peter with only a few hits. Then he hit the statue and causes a crack.
"I don't think you are permitted to destroy the statue." Maskus warned Groose.
Groose realized this and started thinking of another plan. "He's right. Can't ruin that statue, Zelda will hate me, but she'll hate it more if that random guy touches the Triforce."
While Groose planned his next move, Maskus started to think about Fi. "I think I know this thing, it's the spirit of the Master Sword, but wasn't Link only supposed to retrieve it. And why is she just floating here in a trance-like state? I might as well see if it'll all make sense soon."
So Maskus decided to what for the answer and Groose finally came up with an idea. "This may be risky, but ever since I landed here, that's what everything have ben!"
Peter started staring into the Triforce with greedy thoughts. "I'm gonna buy a beer fountain. No wait, twwwo beer fountains." He then heard the catapult going off. He turned to find that a rock wasn't launched, but Groose himself. "Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Ah, he want's my treasure!" Peter quickly reacted by touching the Triforce and made a huge mistake. "I wish that the three triangles go away so he couldn't get them!" The Triforce started glowing as Peter stared into it, then Groose slammed right into him and they fell off the statue.
They landed right onto the ground, but Peter had Groose to cushion his fall. "Thanks for making me not hurt." Groose got pissed off and pushed him off.
Maskus ran over to Peter, angered at what might happen. "Peter Griffin, what have you done!?"
The Triforce floated up into the air and separated from each other. Fi finally came back to her senses and explained what's happening. "I am 52% sure that he had made a wish upon the Triforce before the collision."
"So what're saying is that this is when Scouter #52 comes?" asked Peter. Peter waited for one minute for #52 to come, but he never did. "Well I don't think he's developed that much anyway."
"What do you mean by that, Griffin?" Maskus sternly asked.
Groose saw Fi and his jaw dropped. "Hey, you're Fi. I thought you were supposed to be asleep forever!"
Fi looked at the Triforce. "My calculation says there is a 99% possibility that my secret purpose have finally start. From what I can remember, Peter will make a wish that will separate the three pieces of the Triforce."
They all saw that it was taking a while to completely separate from each other. "Hey Fi, why it's taking too long?" asked Peter.
"I believe that the Green Cross-Over Crystal is responding to the Triforce. It is said that the Triforce will split to where ever unworldly things are happening."
"So how are we going to stop this?" asked Peter. Groose told Peter that he should use the Groosenator to reach the Triforce and un-wish the separation. Peter went with the idea and got on the catapult. "Hey Goose, how good are you with this?"
Groose got angry at Peter. "It's Groose, not Goose; and I even catapulted a friend onto a monster! I'm Groose after all!"
Groose took aim at the Triforce and shot Peter strait to it. "Heah heah heah heah heah." Peter was about to touch the Sacred Treasure, but out of nowhere, someone slammed Peter to the ground.
"What was that!?" asked Groose. Then his Groosenator was destroyed by a force shield with diamond shapes. "Wait, don't tell me!"
As Peter and Groose tried to figure out what's going on, Maskus began laughing. "Looks like my new friend have finally arrived after some business."
Then a voice was heard. "Oh you are correct Master Maskus, and now to take care of these pests!"
Someone appeared behind Groose, grabbed him, and threw him straight at Peter with great force. Peter quickly dodge him and saw the attacker. Groose got up while aching with pain and saw the new threat. "You, you're, you're, you're!"
The person laughed with a feminine male, yet psychotic voice. He slowly walked over to Peter and Groose. "You must be this Peter Griffin, Maskus told me all about. Allow me to introduce myself; I am the Demon Lord Ghirahim!"
Ghirahim is a skinny man with white hair and long ears. He has eye liner, earrings, and a strange white outfit with diamond shape holes as a design with matching gloves. He also wears a golden belt with a red diamond, and a matching red cape.
"You're the one that kidnapped Zelda!" shouted Groose.
"And you're the muscle one that has that strange hairdo." Ghirahim said back to Groose.
Peter looked over the demon lord. "You look like a gay clown, I think I had a cutaway like this. Oh no, my cutaways are coming alive!" Ghirahim looked at Peter with confusion. "I don't know why you think of me as a happy fool; but I am no fool, nor am I the least bit happy!"
Ghirahim started getting angry while twitching his hands and shaking the ground like an unpredictable killer. "Everything was going perfect for my plan, but HE had to ruin it all with that stupid sword. I am so furious that I could just kill anything!"
"Including me from before." reminded Maskus.
Ghirahim stopped and looked at Maskus. "Yes, that was a mistake, but now we're friends."
"How the Hell did you make friends this this possible sex offender?"
Maskus told Peter about what he was doing before meeting up with Peter again. "The worm hole in that temple, it was a time hole. It sent me back many years ago. That is where I found a sword, which then turned into the being you see here."
Ghirahim started filling the story in. "Yes, after a little fight, we told each other about who we are and what we want. We found out that we both want to awaken our King! I unfortunately failed, but with the help of the Death Masks, We can make everything good again, by bringing the Demon King back!"
"Well I'm lost." said Peter.
Fi started explaining to him about Ghirahim, like how he tried kidnapping Zelda and fighting her master, Link. "Link? Isn't he that next chosen one of the Cross-Over Crystal prophecy?" asked Peter.
"Link, where is he?" asked Ghirahim while getting a bit angry. "I would like to soak him with his own blood."
Peter was getting creeped out by Ghirahim. "O.k. I haven't seen him ….. but why do you want to do that you sick gay clown?"
Ghirahim took this as an insult and then his cape disappeared with a snap of his fingers. "I've told you I am no happy fool! Now you shall feel agony!" He slowly walked toward Peter leaving him scared.
"Please don't rape me."
Fi pointed to Peter at the Master Sword. "Peter, I know it does not belong to you, but please use the sword to fight back."
Peter took the Master Sword, while Fi goes back into it, and he prepared himself for Ghirahim. Ghirahim continued to walk slowly, leaving Peter impatient. "Hey speed up you slow ass."
On Peter's command, the demon lord sprinted to Peter and backhanded Peter. Fi showed up and said, "You have to be careful, Ghirahim will take his time with you."
"Ewwwwww!" Peter stood up and attempted to cut Ghirahim. But he stopped Peter by blocking the sword, with his hand. "Hey this sword is broken." Fi came back and told Peter to be patient and use his knowledge. "So what you're saying is use brute force by attacking the same way over and over." Ghirahim looked at Maskus while pointing at Peter. Maskus only shrugged.
So Peter kept swinging the sword in only one direction while Ghirahim kept blocking. "You pathetic idiot, how dare you consider yourself a chosen one!" Ghirahim decided to end the battle quickly by taking the sword right from Peter on the next attack.
"Hey, you can't do that!"
"Oh shut up! You are nothing more than an overweight mortal that complains too much." after Maskus thanked him. Ghirahim use a lot of force and threw the Master Sword far, far away, with Fi still inside."
Peter glared at Ghirahim. "Why you son of a bitch. I'm the good guy, I am supposed to win."
Just then, Ghirahim disappeared and grabbed onto Peter's shoulders from behind with his head close to Peter's. "It's amazing that you are still alive. Surely someone would have ended you just for the peaceful and well thought out silence." Ghirahim then flapped his long, tongue out like some animal.
"I need an adult!"
"I am an adult. And so are you." Ghirahim pushed Peter and looked up. He pointed to the Triforce and and shouted. "Look, the Triforce is ready to split up." The Trifore floated up higher into the air and the pieces flew far away, but one piece floated to a giant tree. Maskus walked over to Ghirahim and asked about the Triforce. "Oh it is the treasure of the gods that my master wanted so badly. It can grant anyone's desire."
Maskus began thinking of an idea. "What if we use this for our advantage? Surely it can help us awaken our Kings." Ghirahim agreed to the idea and they both turned to Peter. "Peter Griffin, we suggest that you be on your way and get the pieces, before we do." They both ran off to get the Triforce pieces.
Peter was disappointed by what just happened. "Ah man. I can't let the Darth Vader/Shredder knock-off and the gay clown getting the gold. It's mine, like my Cross-Over Crystal!" Peter heroically ran to the giant tree to get the Triforce piece, but he left the injured Groose all alone.
"Heyyyy, get back here." His calls couldn't reach Peter. Groose was now completely clueless about what to do next. "I can't just be useless again. What would Granny think? And now that Ghirahim is back, what if you hurt Zelda and Link? Wait, what if he's the trouble maker that was attacking everybody!?" As Groose whimpered, someone came to him. He quickly manned up and saw that Maskus returned.
"What's the matter, need some help?" asked Maskus.
Groose tried to get away, but tripped."I think I broke a bone." Groose saw Maskus coming closer. He didn't know what to do. Then the Death Mask Master put his hand on Groose's head and casted a spell.
"Did that help?" asked Maskus.
Groose slowly got up and found he was completely healed. "Wow, you fixed me, thanks!"
Maskus nod his head. "I just like good sportsmanship. Now I suggest you go help Peter out. He's probably running in circles as we speak."
Groose thought about it and said, "Well he is an idiot. But helping to get the Triforce will really impress Zelda, I'll do it!"
Groose happily ran to catch up to Peter. While Maskus waved goodbye, Ghirahim came back with a confused look. "Maskus, why did you use your own magic to heal that fool?"
Maskus turned to the demon lord and answered. "I used the same kind of magic that the Green Eyed People uses, they never uses it to heal anything."
Ghirahim asked why and Maskus answered, "You'll see … and they'll see!"
End of Chapter