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gonktacular — Evil Snack Machine
Published: 2003-08-06 20:15:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 461; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 29
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Evil Snack Machinea poem by gonktacular.
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I have a dollar:
pristine in shape,
impeccable in quality.
Who would not love this paper?
You wouldn\'t.
You spit it back
out at me
like a child forced to eat
brussels sprouts.
\"Insert dollar face up\"
you inform me.
I inform you that
it was.
Why must you hoard
the Chili Cheese Fritos?
If this dollar could
buy a hammer,
I\'d hit you with it
repeatedly.
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Comments: 17
This is something EVERYONE can relate to. The truth rings clear in this poem.
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Great imagery. Again, another poem to send me off giggling...
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Or it's when they accept the dollar and then don't give you the snack.
Wonderful imagrey in this ("Like a child forced to eat brussel sprouts"
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OMG! This is hilarious. It tells the tale of everyone out there who ever had the munchies. 
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:falls over giggling: that's soooo great. I love it.
Definately reminds me of Office Space.
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How could no one have fav'd this yet? Jeez people, don't you know art when you see it? This made me laugh, and there just isn't enough art out there that can do that. Thank you.
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lol it's very funny hehe I like it, it made me smile. Very nice job!
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Yet another piece of genius...
...I hope you don't work for the post office...
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Yeah, beat that thing.
Nice poem, does it's job well.
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*hands you a big hammah* Beat it.. Hammah of godly smite...
I love this...
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Yay! I like it very much! Keep the series up! Have you seen office space?
~Orion
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Hahaha! That's the best poem ever 
A very original thing to write about.
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