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Published: 2011-05-02 16:35:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 1105; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 10
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Okay this is based off another Demotivator where it's Blade and Cullin so instead of crying to me about using the word Faggot, go here - [link] and Cry.Being Human's John Mitchell would kill Edward Collin in about I'd say three maybe two seconds.
The fight,
Edward takes his shirt off, show's his sparkly skin, but lucky for Michell he has his sun glasses on. As Edward uses his super speed, Mitchell just stands there. Suddenly Edward stops, falls to his knees, as he kneels there, in his chest lies a Stack that Michell had placed there.
"Who needs speed, when you have wisdom" said Mitchell as Edward erodes away into dust (That's how vampires die in Being Human, I don't know about twilight, I only read the first 'book' if that's what you want to call that waste of paper
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Comments: 8
Mariah-sweetie [2012-07-16 16:50:48 +0000 UTC]
I love it Nobody needs sparkly homo-vampires!
(sorry for my english)
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Thyya [2012-02-13 06:41:33 +0000 UTC]
I'm loving this and your little story about Edward's death. xDD
And it's so true, John Mitchell restored my faith in vampires. He showed me that a modern vampire can be something else than a sparkling pedophile.
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horseygirl613 [2012-01-10 04:52:38 +0000 UTC]
You should do one of these for George and Jacob
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kermetgirl [2011-06-05 19:49:26 +0000 UTC]
Long live the freakin king. i know i have put that on every john mitchell thing but its so true.
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