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Published: 2011-04-14 02:27:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 2082; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 29
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In this comic the normally evil queen of Albion is forced to eat humble pie...... Reaver just eats regular pie.I seriously wished this happened at one point in the game while you did all your mundane money-chores. Also, I could NOT stop staring at my own boobs while I rolled the dough. Its a wonder you dont collect a crowd of passers-by the longer your there.
Reaver belongs to Lionhead Studios, but everyone's pie belongs to him....
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Comments: 127
Baw thank you! I wanted it to be clever, but maybe its just teenage innuendo the whole way.
I think we've all been there with Reaver before.
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XD Love her face in the last panel and Reaver in smug mode..... Oh if looks could kill
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Thank you..! The smug is strong within him
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I would LOVE it if that happened. XD That would be so funny, of course my character wasn't evil...well...she was good (all the way good for Fable III) but no matter what I go to D&D (Dungeons and Dragons) terms and say that she's Chaotic Good. ;D Because I have made my person kill her husband/wife a few times. xD
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Bravo! If Fable gave us a decent marriage selection, we wouldn't kill so many of our spouses. Im not sure if he would irritate us more of less if we were good.
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It's also an achievement! ^^ ...But yeah, better marriage selection would be nice...There's this one NPC named Vincent, if you marry him, he'll ask for sex almost everyday... Ok, that's pretty much how Reaver would be if you married him, if you could, but he wouldn't..well..stay faithful to you I'm sure. XD To be honest I wouldn't mind as much with him doing that than coming "home" and Vincent almost immediately being like, "I missed you---LET'S HAVE SOME NASTY FUN!" .... 
But yeah, I don't think he would either. XD Reaver: "My, my, your pies look rather scrumptious." Your character: "Fuck off Reaver.
XD Well, I'm kind of a fan girl of Reaver and if I could have my character marry him, she'd be married Day 1. XD
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Oh yeah, I remember Vincent... I rode him like a cheap bitch. But he was prettymuch just a different-sounding bitch-boy version of Reave. Almost creepy, like if Reaver saw you walking down a street with him, you know his immediate thought would be: " Wow, she must have wanted me so bad she found the closest thing to my dopple-ganger...!*long pause, followed by a gunshot* "
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Pffft...actually, yeah. And I hope that gunshot was for Vincent. xD After I married and killed (or.."divorced" as I like to say it) Vincent I started only doing that with the peasant people I married. xD
But now Whats-his-name...um...OH YEAH! The-not-so-innocent-boy Elliot. ...Yeah, he's scared of me now. xD I'm like, "SHUDDUP! >:C I'M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU! (.....Unless you keep acting like the pansy you are. You're SO not a real man.)" xD
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Psh, it was. Reaver cant let you be semi-content. Nobody cares about Elliot... I havn't played a game where I married him yet.
Doesn't seem to matter, no matter who you marry and have a kid with the baby turns out black.. XD
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I--I actually like Elliot. . .
._.
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But hes so..... vanilla. :/
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Yeah, and completely adorkable. Also, voiced by the wonderful Nicholas Hoult.
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Oh damn.. I know I've heard that name somewhere...
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He's from the show 'Skins'. [link]
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Its pretty eery how much he looks like him... XD
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I know, that's what I thought, too. xD
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Evil Reaver! >:C If he didn't want me to be semi-content then he could just kill Vincent so I'd be...well..I'd be happier actually. xD
I have... >3> And at first I really liked him. XD
NOT ALL THE KIDS! D: I've only had one black kid...and that was with Vincent. xD
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Reaver: So I hear your single now...! *cleans gun*
Its easy to get bored with Vincent, though. What an evil boob..XD
Hahaha, man I wish you could have kids with Page as a guy. Only time the color would kinda make sense.
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Yeah...Reaver would at least know different things to try to entertain me. ;D
Yeah, or a random black villager. XD Page seems more of...like she's not all that interested in men though. Well, to me that is.
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Hahaha, yay for female hero...! XD Her and Ben Finn can fight over her.
Im open-minded but the thought of going to Reaver for new things and using his 'experiance' to keep things interesting terrifies me just a little bit....
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Yay! ;D I'd much rather just date both of them. XD;
Not me! XD; I don't know why....I think I should be...but I'm not... ...Wonder if he uses those chickens and rabbits for something.... eue (That is a text version of the pervy-face by the way.) ...I mean, POOR ANIMALS! D: ....Hehe....
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BwaHA! I almost didnt catch that!
Im sure Ben wouldn't mind that at ALL.
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;D Go Ben...WAIT...NO! >:C I'M THE PIMP! *punches chest* .....Ow...I did it too hard. XD
...Fine. Ben can be the Pimp.
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Ben Finn: Ow, I'll kiss it better...!
Page: Jeeze, both of you... *facepalm*
LOL! He'll sure feel like a pimp, prolly will no matter what.
Being currupt and evil is soooo much more fun than sticking to one spouse!!
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;D Oh Ben.....And you know you love it Page!
Oh yeah, yeah he will. XD
It is so much more fun. ;D Then again I'm just Chaotic Good and not fully evil. XD
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I had a little girl with Elliot, and she came out looking kinda' like my character. Rather fortuitous for me, I guess. xD
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Haha, yeah... XD I don't think they have many mesh things though, and if only you could have your character more than one skin tone...seriously. If your character could be black then the black babies would make more sense! (I mean, if you were doing it with a white male and got a black kid and your character is also white it doesn't make much sense...yeah....) XD;
And yay!
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Yeah, there definitely need to be a few more initial customization options in this series, that's for sure. :T
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XD I love it.
You did awesomely on this.
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Really appreciated! Just sorry the writing a bit hard to make out. Reads pretty well once its downloaded.
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LOL!! Great concept, I kinda liked the pie stand lady's voice hearing all her lil compliments over and over. "That smells diiiivine!"
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Well that was fine but I grew really sick of her bitching everytime I dropped stuff... course you probobly wern't hypnotised by your own boobs like I was.. XD One person in the game I couldn't kill horribly.
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"Dough everywhere!!!" Yeah that's true. Well I think I wasn't wearing tops w/ my cleavage hanging out lol but I can see how that would be a problem XD I wonder what she looked like...
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Some horrible hag you NEVER get to see.. still beats that blacksmith a-hole in the last game.
" You give a good blow!!"
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*Misses* Dammit!
"The ANVIL doesn't need forging!! D:<"
YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!
" "
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" A good Hammer-blow!"
".. yer mom gives a good hammer-blow... "
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No way he says that XD I gotta play that one now
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Its was very sugguestive... and obnoxious... XD
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Comics Yay! I love the story for this, both the bizarre nature of money in the games (serving a single pint of beer pays more money than it costs to buy the beer... but still not enough to make sitting repetitively pushing one button for hours worthwhile 
And I see what you mean about the boobs! Damn! 
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thank ya, though Im sure your sick of my Fable fever.It was so tedious and obnoxious I gave up after a few minutes like " Screw this, I'll be an asassin!" My evil rate is based almost entirely on my laziness.
But I could make a bajillion badboob jokes related to Fable... XD
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Not at all! You got me to finish the second game, which was fun 
Let the boob-jokes commence! LOL
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I gotta remember to play Saints Row. Fallout New Vegas made it waaaay less fun to screw people over.
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Saints Row 2 is a great game to play, especially if you love playing dress up and committing acts of extreme random violence
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Do what you want cuz a pirate is freee!!!
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Yep, pirates rock! I love New Vegas in general, but the running around doing random stuff dosn't feel as fun
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cuz its prettymuch the same as fallout 3 except with more desert... Just my worthless opinion though.
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I enjoyed the desert
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this. is brilliant. the expressions, the hilarious lines! the boobs! i noticed this time around (Fable 3) our princess has a very ... round body (I also could not help noticing her very round rear along with her buxom chest) very noticeable when she does that hip swing thing when your character is idle for a few seconds. seriously, i can't stop giggling every time I read this. I love Reaver....
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