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Fyrúnian Ekans (by mykemon_regions on IG) meets the Mistress of Rage, Gabby Outburst, and as you can see... I don't think it's going well.

Roman Reigns: (I sigh in both frustration and acceptance as I walk over to the Fyrúnian Ekans and punch it in the back of the head.)

Fyrúnian Ekans: (I explain in a combination of shock and pain at the sudden punch. Because of this, my body unravels from my prey and the hypnosis is broken.) K-Kan-kans... [Translation: M-My head...] (There is a death glare in my eyes as I slitter towards the tattooed male.) Ekans-ekans-ekans! [Translation: You have just made the biggest mistake of your entire life!]

Roman Reigns: (My frown goes from annoyed to anxious as I back away from the hypnotic snake Pokemon, only to be backed into a tree.) Uhh, I-I'm sorry. I don't speak Pokemon. (I turn towards Gabby, looking for some clarification.) G-Gabby, what did he say?

Gabby Outburst: (I watch the tense interaction from a distance as I dust myself off.) He basically said you fucked up.

Fyrúnian Ekans: (I give the red-hatted woman a grin and a side nod of approval before glaring back at the tattooed male.)

Roman Reigns: Now wait a minute! That was technically self-defense! I couldn't just let you do whatever you were gonna do to Gabby! (It takes me a second to realize what I'm doing, which further upsets and confuses me.) And why am I wasting my breath on a snake?! What is this?!

Fyrúnian Ekans: (My head tilts off to the side as I repeat Roman's words in the back of my mind.) Ekans-ekans-kan? [Translation: Wasting your breath, huh?] Ekans-ekans. [Translation: You won't have to worry about that anymore.] (Before he can even react, I wrap myself around into the tattooed man and stare deeply into his eyes with a pair of swirling colorful orbs.)

Roman Reigns: (My blood runs cold I look back at Gabby once more, only to be forced to look at the Fyrúnian Ekans.) Uhh, Gabby?!!

Gabby Outburst: (Now just as terrified, I scramble around in my pockets for a Pokeball.) I think the action speaks for itself!!

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Fyrúnian Ekans (by mykemon_regions on IG) meets the Mistress of Rage, Gabby Outburst, and as you can see... I don't think it's going well.

Roman Reigns: (I sigh in both frustration and acceptance as I walk over to the Fyrúnian Ekans and punch it in the back of the head.)

Fyrúnian Ekans: (I explain in a combination of shock and pain at the sudden punch. Because of this, my body unravels from my prey and the hypnosis is broken.) K-Kan-kans... [Translation: M-My head...] (There is a death glare in my eyes as I slitter towards the tattooed male.) Ekans-ekans-ekans! [Translation: You have just made the biggest mistake of your entire life!]

Roman Reigns: (My frown goes from annoyed to anxious as I back away from the hypnotic snake Pokemon, only to be backed into a tree.) Uhh, I-I'm sorry. I don't speak Pokemon. (I turn towards Gabby, looking for some clarification.) G-Gabby, what did he say?

Gabby Outburst: (I watch the tense interaction from a distance as I dust myself off.) He basically said you fucked up.

Fyrúnian Ekans: (I give the red-hatted woman a grin and a side nod of approval before glaring back at the tattooed male.)

Roman Reigns: Now wait a minute! That was technically self-defense! I couldn't just let you do whatever you were gonna do to Gabby! (It takes me a second to realize what I'm doing, which further upsets and confuses me.) And why am I wasting my breath on a snake?! What is this?!

Fyrúnian Ekans: (My head tilts off to the side as I repeat Roman's words in the back of my mind.) Ekans-ekans-kan? [Translation: Wasting your breath, huh?] Ekans-ekans. [Translation: You won't have to worry about that anymore.] (Before he can even react, I wrap myself around into the tattooed man and stare deeply into his eyes with a pair of swirling colorful orbs.)

Roman Reigns: (My blood runs cold I look back at Gabby once more, only to be forced to look at the Fyrúnian Ekans.) Uhh, Gabby?!!

Gabby Outburst: (Now just as terrified, I scramble around in my pockets for a Pokeball.) I think the action speaks for itself!!