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No, not their virginity, you sick sick people. Anyways, these're the eight " Your Sanctuary" Guardians. They guard the points of power that Ness needs to record the melodies of to receive the power to take on Giygas, the big bad alien guy of the game. Allow me to introduce them.

ROUSTABOUT ROLECALL!!

Titanic Ant: Guardian of Giant Step, and the first guardian you fight. He's, well, a giant ant. He enjoys sapping Ness's PSI with PSI Magnet, and calling for hlep from his little Antoid buddies. Otherwise, he's easy.

Mondo Mole: Guardian of Lilliput Steps. He's a big mole with an attitude problem, and that's about all he has going for him. Sure, he can slap Paula around like a two-cent hooker, but almost every enemy in the game can do that. Sorry Mondo.

Trillionage Sprout: Guardian of Milky Well. He appears to be a Mobile Sprout with an obesity problem and googly eyes. And he can turn you to diamond with those eyes, most likely to pawn you off for drug money. Therefore, he rules.

Shrooom!: Guardian of Rainy Circle. I like to think of him as a giant walking hallucinogenic.

Plague Rat of Doom: Guardian of Magnet Hill. I fucking hate this rat. Not because he's hard, but because he's ugly. And he has mushrooms growing out of his ass. Looks like him and Shrooom! know each other a little better than one might think. XP

Thunder and Storm: Guardians of Pink Cloud. I like how the translators got lazy and referred to Thunder and Storm as one entity in the game. I mean, sure, being entwined around one another may make one assume they're gay, but that doesn't mean you go and write them off as one character to throw people off. >:E

Electro Specter: Guardian of Lumine Hall. Quite honestly, I took quite a bit of liberty on the Specter, since his game model is so horribly proportioned and geometric that I couldn't fit it to my style right. XP Anyways, apparently he's a mix of molten metal and electricity. I'm sure that nets him a lot of chicks.

Carbon Dog/Diamond Dog: Guardian of Fire Spring. I despise this guy with every fiber of my being. Starting off as Carbon Dog, he's easily dispatched with PSI Freeze, Then he turns into Diamond Dog, who boasts no major weaknesses, has a bite that can turn you to diamond, and worst of all, he puts up a physical shield, which fucks Jeff over as he fires off bottle rockets at Diamond Dog, only to have them bounce back and kill him. Oh, and he's a fucking bitch to draw to boot.

Description
No, not their virginity, you sick sick people. Anyways, these're the eight " Your Sanctuary" Guardians. They guard the points of power that Ness needs to record the melodies of to receive the power to take on Giygas, the big bad alien guy of the game. Allow me to introduce them.

ROUSTABOUT ROLECALL!!

Titanic Ant: Guardian of Giant Step, and the first guardian you fight. He's, well, a giant ant. He enjoys sapping Ness's PSI with PSI Magnet, and calling for hlep from his little Antoid buddies. Otherwise, he's easy.

Mondo Mole: Guardian of Lilliput Steps. He's a big mole with an attitude problem, and that's about all he has going for him. Sure, he can slap Paula around like a two-cent hooker, but almost every enemy in the game can do that. Sorry Mondo.

Trillionage Sprout: Guardian of Milky Well. He appears to be a Mobile Sprout with an obesity problem and googly eyes. And he can turn you to diamond with those eyes, most likely to pawn you off for drug money. Therefore, he rules.

Shrooom!: Guardian of Rainy Circle. I like to think of him as a giant walking hallucinogenic.

Plague Rat of Doom: Guardian of Magnet Hill. I fucking hate this rat. Not because he's hard, but because he's ugly. And he has mushrooms growing out of his ass. Looks like him and Shrooom! know each other a little better than one might think. XP

Thunder and Storm: Guardians of Pink Cloud. I like how the translators got lazy and referred to Thunder and Storm as one entity in the game. I mean, sure, being entwined around one another may make one assume they're gay, but that doesn't mean you go and write them off as one character to throw people off. >:E

Electro Specter: Guardian of Lumine Hall. Quite honestly, I took quite a bit of liberty on the Specter, since his game model is so horribly proportioned and geometric that I couldn't fit it to my style right. XP Anyways, apparently he's a mix of molten metal and electricity. I'm sure that nets him a lot of chicks.

Carbon Dog/Diamond Dog: Guardian of Fire Spring. I despise this guy with every fiber of my being. Starting off as Carbon Dog, he's easily dispatched with PSI Freeze, Then he turns into Diamond Dog, who boasts no major weaknesses, has a bite that can turn you to diamond, and worst of all, he puts up a physical shield, which fucks Jeff over as he fires off bottle rockets at Diamond Dog, only to have them bounce back and kill him. Oh, and he's a fucking bitch to draw to boot.