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YEAH WILLIAM GO GET HER
I remember reading the twilight series when my friends recommended it to me, and at the end i was thinking "wait what did i just read"
Stephenie meyer almost completely destroyed the typical, classic vampire. And replaced it with vegetarian, sparkling ones. D: Maybe she should've read the classic vampire books before writing one...about vampires.
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yeah D: but shes a mormon sdgsd
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lmao sooo right
i read all the books and they were pretty good (apart from the sparkling crap) and the movie sucked >_>
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i want to read the first book because i havent yet xD sdgsd
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haha, utrykket hennes pΓ₯ andre ruta!! XDD sparklebowl, looks tasty
blur'a ut piksler? interesting
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xDD ja prΓΈvde noe nytt haha
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8D i actually like shaymin better than twilight xD <3
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Awesome 
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THANK YOU!!!!!! they dont sparkle... they CANT go in the sun.. and why the FUCK did he have a reflecion??? does the writer even know anything about vampires? since when was a vampires worst enemy a frickin indian???
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NO SHE DOESNT really, shes a mormon which means she doesnt like violence and she doesnt read or watch anything fdgjdkf and she havent read the epic old vampire books either, nowonder shes full of fail
XD I KNOW sjvdhfsj its so fucked up
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that i would read actually XD ahaha
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xDDD YEAH it would be the same sjhbsg or make a firebreathing dragon a kitten sdgjbsjkd makes no sence Dx they should at least follow the rules, the onle "vampireish" twilight is is that they drink blood. WELL SO DOES MUSQUITOES and and bats so they are more like bloodsucking sparkle fairies than vampires xDD
xD i would love to read it hahahha
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XD ahahah...bloodsucking sparkle fairies. im so doodling that XD
i just dont udnerstand how it got so popular. i didnt read the book cuz i like never read. but when i watched the movie....i was just completely disapointed.... like... THATS what everyone into? that wasnt romantic.... that was just... a chick and a sparkling guy with family issues... like what the hell...
-____- oh oh and vampire bats dont come out at night.. they live in our freezer under the frozen meat.. -___- yes yes.. because im afraid of caves..
oh adn i dont like blood >
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XDDD!! sdgjbksd indeed
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I want the bowl 8D
Love the worm in the apple lmao.
Quote: 'Twilight vampires sparkle. Thats funny, usually only gay men do that!'
xD
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Hehe I LOVE IT! Her expressions are priceless!
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I can't stand how awesome you are, sometimes.
X3
Incidentally, when I was a baby, they baptized me in a sparkle bowl.
So....
Logically...
I'm gay, and I sparkle.
WITH ABANDON, no less.
So....hm.
Edward is gay, this is science.
I wonder what in the Hell possessed her to make her male vampire character....sparkle.
That's just......so gay.
It doesn't make any damn sense.
It's almost....as if....she wanted us to hate him.
....
That......"woman".........defies logic.
She makes my sensibilities cramp up.
William went too easy on her.
He must have the mercy and compassion of a saint.
BTW....He seems like he has a very handsome voice.
Like Steve Blum, or summat.
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xD yeah i had this other idea i wanted to draw with them but i was to lazy AND I ASSURE YOU it wasnt that bloodless xDD sgfkjsbekdgg
xDD dkjfdgbsdkgfbsk william is indeed hawt in anyway :3 hes the only yoghurt loving vampire out there to and hes old lawl xD
dfjbgd your comment cracks me up to xD its so 8D LONG AND full of win
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XDDDD OMG William's face is priceless! He's right though vampires dont sparkle.......they burn!!
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HOLY SHIT
i love you.
and your william.
c: this is just something all of
those twilight lovas need to see. xP
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xD haha im sure somday someone will and then come and stab me with a pn BUR i got penproof tshirt >8D
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HA.
or they will come armed with sparkly pens :U
WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN
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D8 *gasp* OH NOSE! i have to use my moonpower to make them unsparkable
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The sparkle thing is really rediculous,
but what gets me more
is how in the movie
Bella and whatshisuglyface
ORGASM
EVERY FIVE SECONDS OF THE MOVIE
IT'S HARD TO WATCH.
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xDD SGSDgsudjbkgs YES i hate her exression to shes so borring it gives me shivers
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Hahaha
D: Wut you saved me from a car
D: Wut we're flying through trees
D: Wut you sparkle
D: Wut we're playing baseball
I JUST SUMMED UP TWILIGHT THE MOVIE FOR YOU
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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Steph is missing about 50 pounds in this. lol
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Ah shit im sure they are on her ass
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Oh deary me, this made my night. And I was tlaking with my friend at work about the Twilight books and how vampires shouldn't sparkle.
I mean, come on, they're supposed to be scary- but sometimes hot unless it's Bram Stoker's Dracula. Not spark and pretty much scream, "I'm gay." XD
But, this is pure epic win right here. Someone should really smash her face into a bowl full of sparkles.
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xD homfg true indeed
xD I WANT TO
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We should all band together, get a huge bowl of sparkles and throw her into it. OH! And full it with super glue so when she comes out of the bowl, all the sparkles will be stuck to her forever. XD
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8D YESS!!! sdgufujsg we need to do this xD
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We REALLY do! I demand anyone who is against Twilight to do it with us. <33 We'll show her just how much her book ISN'T the best thing in the world. XD
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xD YES BECAUSE CHOCOLATE IS FAR BETTER >8D
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Yes, yes it is. 8D Maybe we should dunk her in chocolate first, then super glue and then drop her into a bowl full of sparkles.
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this is perfect.
i love you ;w;
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