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And at exactly 8am she hears her stomache growling and she whispers softly to herself so that no one can hear her speak,"hmmm I am ever so hungry"
Thus she spots a chocolate chip cookie and she hears her stomache growling even louder so she picks up the cookie and she *eats the cookie.*
At this exact time the clock had changed hands to the time of 10:00 AM and she mutters to herself this time "Hmm I am ever so hungry! I will order me a pizza now!" So, then the pizza man shows up with her pizza and she pays the pizza delivery guy. After the *eats the pizza*
However, when it had become 10:30AM she finds that she is still awfully very hungry and she sees with her little eye the kitchen table. Therefore she opens her big wide ass mouth up and she just gorges the entire kitchen table right in front of her * she eats the kitchen table*
After that, the time was now 10:45AM and she had decided since she had eaten the entire kitchen table why not eat the entire living room now. So she* eats the living room* up.
After this though, it's true the time gets a little bit hazy and she had decided to swallow up *an Indian family of 5* and *with a side of salad* and a diet Pepsi to drink after that shit too.
She then retired into her bedroom with a box full of grape roll ups and two grape pops flopped on her water bed and then turned on her favorite afternoon SOAP "Days of our Lives."
The end.