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Log 10.222.8
Science Team is attempting to reverse-engineer Samus Aran's arsenal, based off of data acquired from her assaults on our forces. Progress is slow, but steady. Command would dearly enjoy turning Aran's weapons against her. We believe we can implement Beam weapon prototypes in three cycles. Aran's Power Suit technology remains a mystery, especially the curious Morph Ball function. All attempts at duplicating it have ended in disaster: four test subjects were horribly broken and twisted when they engaged our Morph Ball prototypes. Science Team wisely decided to move on afterward."
--From the Space Pirate datalogs of Metroid Prime.

Okay before I mesmerize you with tales of heroism and fantasy, I need to announce that I love Space Pirates. I'm going to run away from home and become a Space Pirate. Some day.

So I've been playing alot of Metroid lately (and right when they announce that they're probably holding Corruption back past June, greeaaat), and I remembered something that kinda bothered me about the first Metroid Prime. There are doors on the Space Pirate frigate Orpheon only accessible with some of Samus's unique weaponry, which the Pirates only develop later in the game (conveniently, right after you acquire it yourself)...but what I want to know is why they built doors they knew they couldn't open. Then again, the frigate was probably designed by the same Science Team that decided it was a good idea to engineer Pirate armor that leaves a gaping hole in front of what looks like a very large and vulnerable vital organ. Um, seriously. But maybe, if you punch a Space Pirate square in the heart, he becomes all huge and strong for like thirty seconds.

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Comments: 826

0Hamster0 In reply to ??? [2007-04-10 21:54:58 +0000 UTC]

When knocked unconcious?! How's that 'mercy killing' when they'll wake up in a minute?!

Oh well, it's just a game, I guess

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darkkari [2007-04-09 21:19:29 +0000 UTC]

But We Cant?! lol thats great.

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chemmisforest [2007-04-09 21:18:24 +0000 UTC]

*dies of laughter* Very clever! ^^ I like it.

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KodokuNoNamida [2007-04-09 21:16:28 +0000 UTC]

ajgksdl;jf;as That is hilarious. xD

Ohhhh, plot holes. |D

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Leggiero [2007-04-09 21:15:23 +0000 UTC]

That's entertainment, I love it.

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Mauguine [2007-04-09 21:13:09 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Yeah that's so true! I remind thinking the same thing about Donkey Kong when I was little XDD
Conclusion: it's a game, don't ask.

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padfrog [2007-04-09 21:11:38 +0000 UTC]

I think the space pirates use a computer to get through doors. that or they teleport. That would explain a lot. Especially they're entering a room I just left that has just one exit.

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magicswordz [2007-04-09 21:10:14 +0000 UTC]

that makes sence
new question that has been bugging me
why are the doors circles? have you ever tried to run through a hola-hop? squares are much easyer but nooooo

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Chrisanello [2007-04-09 21:09:49 +0000 UTC]

Question: Do you like the pirates from Metroid Prime I or II better?
I was a little put out by the fact that they kinda looked like giant lizard-men in the first one, because previously, they'd kinda looked like praying-mantis-locust-things. In MPII, however, they went back to more of an insect design, which made me want erupt glee and happyness out of every pore. Just curious what yer' thoughts were.

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R-o-x-a-s [2007-04-09 21:08:58 +0000 UTC]

XD! Never thought about that before.

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culando [2007-04-09 21:07:36 +0000 UTC]

I never thought of that logic before. Why DIDN'T they ever open their own freaking doors?

Also, you quoted my favorite ever line from the logs in that game.

"four test subjects were horribly broken and twisted when they engaged our Morph Ball prototypes."

Reading that line makes me laugh every time. Did I say 'laugh'? I mean cackle like a madman thinking of "horribly broken and twisted" space pirates.

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Furi-KuriJollyRoger [2007-04-09 21:02:40 +0000 UTC]

That's awsome.........hee hee.....!

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RenderedHelpless [2007-04-09 21:00:13 +0000 UTC]

The sound effects for this are perfect.

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R-O-B In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 20:59:23 +0000 UTC]

you are a comical genius.

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Mikit-Yorinao [2007-04-09 20:57:40 +0000 UTC]

I wondered that myself when I was playing. It seems completely counterintuitive to made doors only your enemy can open.

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Taxidrawby [2007-04-09 20:56:54 +0000 UTC]

Your space pirates look like Future-Ninja-Pirates. Hell yeah.

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TheTuscany [2007-04-09 20:51:43 +0000 UTC]

That's hilarious, but oddly true in games, the enimes dont come through doors to attack you until you open them....

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TheCounterpart324 [2007-04-09 20:48:28 +0000 UTC]

Finally someone shares my feelings.

Metroids a curious game, no?

When you leave take me with you, judging by the pirates strategical foresight you could easily make yourself a superior to Mother Brain...and I could be your Ridly

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Brilliantx3 [2007-04-09 20:44:44 +0000 UTC]

i come for the comics, but i stay for your descriptions.
braaaaaav-oh.

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evilshae In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 20:40:53 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh, lol. Such a great irony you have portrayed so perfectly here!

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TinSil [2007-04-09 20:36:20 +0000 UTC]

That's great. You have to wonder about things like that...
And on a side note, I love your sound effects. XP

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orribu [2007-04-09 20:34:17 +0000 UTC]

LO friggin L!!! This is fav material!!!

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PhoenixFirecat [2007-04-09 20:33:54 +0000 UTC]

That cracks me up! And it makes a lot of sense too

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Turkey13 [2007-04-09 20:30:30 +0000 UTC]

There like pirates...but in space.

Awesome.

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bluecurse60 [2007-04-09 20:28:45 +0000 UTC]

what a riot! haha stupid robots

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Silver-lightning [2007-04-09 20:27:31 +0000 UTC]

lol crazy space pirates n.n

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NormalDeviant [2007-04-09 20:25:37 +0000 UTC]

Wonderful sound effects.

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Kathryn-Wood [2007-04-09 20:25:06 +0000 UTC]

Ah, that is SO true..
The base is always to the hero's advantage somehow..

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Afro-shroom [2007-04-09 20:23:23 +0000 UTC]

budget cuts, it's always budget cuts.

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matrixtnt [2007-04-09 20:22:48 +0000 UTC]

hahaha!!

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falconfire [2007-04-09 20:19:56 +0000 UTC]

Lol! Awsome comic!

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ChocoboLink In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 20:17:21 +0000 UTC]

I remember when I first encountered the metroids, I scanned it, and thought, "Awwww, I think I'll free it..." (which of course was a terribly stupid idea) and the metroid just randomly broke out, and i freaked out and shot it to death with a super missle.

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thomasbobs In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 20:16:44 +0000 UTC]

lol, love it

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TTM77 In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 20:13:50 +0000 UTC]

Isn't this Metroid game? One trick also is if U're load with enermy then go to the next room and come back everything will get reset for a second try. *heheh*

My car is on a timer self destruct.. it'll die slowly. LOL O wait, I have one too.. nooooooooooooo.

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ZaneTruesdale99 In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 20:13:01 +0000 UTC]

Zelda and Metroid are on my top 3 favorite franchises list.

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Yarrum2 In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 20:10:49 +0000 UTC]

UHWAUHDAUWUHWAHUWHWAPHUAWHUAWHUWA

i just laugh my pants off


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Yarrum2 [2007-04-09 20:10:43 +0000 UTC]

UHWAUHDAUWUHWAHUWHWAPHUAWHUAWHUWA

i just laugh my pants off


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AzBax [2007-04-09 20:08:22 +0000 UTC]

LMAO,

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Pyroblade In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 20:05:54 +0000 UTC]

yes, I also have doors in my house which I cant open.
Does that mean I have space pirot technology in my home?
[link]

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supashmo In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 20:01:28 +0000 UTC]

I think it's funny how, even with that theory, there seem to be space pirates PAST those doors. They must've made secret passages...y'know, AFTER they realized the problem depicted in this comic, haha.

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love-tornwolf In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 19:59:14 +0000 UTC]

XD yea, that makes a WHOLE lot of sense

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purplesangel88 In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 19:58:40 +0000 UTC]

XD I know, right? Oh my god. This is genius.

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Strife-grl17 In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 19:57:39 +0000 UTC]

..oh wow XDDDDD brilliant

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Grim-Evilnov In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 19:56:15 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO! space pirates are amazingly priceless. W--t for space pirate lovers

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Grim-Evilnov In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 19:55:54 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO! space pirates are amazingly priceless. W--t for space pirate lovers

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blackheart717x [2007-04-09 19:55:41 +0000 UTC]

that sounds fun, yay space pirates!! silly samus

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Radth [2007-04-09 19:55:40 +0000 UTC]

Freakin Nice Commic.

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Mythical-Human [2007-04-09 19:50:17 +0000 UTC]

lol, it's like a trap for themselves XD

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Kitsune-Kuro [2007-04-09 19:49:12 +0000 UTC]

Know what? Kirby has no problem with Samus Aran' suit, or turning her weapons against her.

SSB/M/B= lessthanthree

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KageSora In reply to ??? [2007-04-09 19:45:45 +0000 UTC]

XD That's so funny!

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