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Description I think that mindset is complete and utter bullshit. In the end, who's not going to Hell?

You're supposed to be nice and kind, like they told you to be, right? Not spiteful little bitches that say everyone is going to hell for not thinking like you. Hell doesn't even exist and if it does, then I'd rather hang out with Lucifer than god.

What else should I add to this, guys?

EDIT: People who can't read: nowhere did I state this came from the Bible and nowhere did I state that all religious people think this way. You silly, illiterate people. c:
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Comments: 2370

197001503 In reply to ??? [2012-04-06 02:03:02 +0000 UTC]

me too.

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PeppermintCereal In reply to 197001503 [2012-04-06 05:28:33 +0000 UTC]

*highfive*

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Arisu-Ami-Chan In reply to ??? [2012-03-29 05:22:18 +0000 UTC]

Eh. I'm an iffy about religion these days.

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MikahInk In reply to ??? [2012-03-29 04:27:22 +0000 UTC]

Hell is where all of the cool people are. >:I So I shall join them.

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xXDeadlyNightshadeXx In reply to ??? [2012-03-29 03:58:01 +0000 UTC]

Whelp, I do most of these things, so I guess I'm going to hell. And while I'm at it, I'll sing death, death, devil devil devil devil, evil evil evil songs! Hell, you know that's how I get along!

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FabulousMaggot In reply to xXDeadlyNightshadeXx [2012-11-18 06:19:36 +0000 UTC]

I saw your siggie and burst out laughing

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The-Forgotten-Writer In reply to ??? [2012-03-29 02:50:27 +0000 UTC]

It seems there are a lot of nice people in hell then. i'd rather be in hell in this case.

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ita-the-lonely In reply to ??? [2012-03-29 01:57:10 +0000 UTC]

Fa la la It's off to hell we go~!

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Kidd-Breon In reply to ita-the-lonely [2012-03-29 23:41:44 +0000 UTC]

Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to Hell we go~!

lulz XD.

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Roasted-Torkoals In reply to ??? [2012-03-29 00:41:36 +0000 UTC]

I have a question
can I make a sequel of what famous book characters are going to hell XD

Dumbledore Because He's gay
All of the percy jackson series because they don't believe in gods
all of the darren shan series for not believing in god
and
David pelzer for not believing in god for awhile And I don't think he still does

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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me In reply to Roasted-Torkoals [2012-03-29 00:42:59 +0000 UTC]

Sure if you want to.

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Roasted-Torkoals In reply to Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me [2012-03-29 00:43:31 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, I'll give credit

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Mmkaay In reply to ??? [2012-03-29 00:34:53 +0000 UTC]

If God loves us he'd make it so we could be near him forever, even if we're not perfect.

Define "hell", bigoted Christains. Or are you just repeating phrases in the bible?

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derp-derp-herp In reply to ??? [2012-03-29 00:34:13 +0000 UTC]

Some of these comments are hilarious.
...Aaaannd some are infuriating. I think people should have a faith, but established religion creates intolerant, close-minded people over 90% of the time.

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Misterstrong In reply to ??? [2012-03-29 00:17:45 +0000 UTC]

And you want to know something even more fucked up?

Jesus will forgive you for all those things and much worse, rape, murder, cannibalism genocide etc ALL the most horrible atrocities you can think of, you can be forgiven of if you repent, and if you believe in him.

but... the ONLY thing you CAN'T be forgiven of, is NOT beLIEving in him.

NO! that's blasphemy against the holy-hoax fuck face!

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Anzkji In reply to ??? [2012-03-29 00:05:59 +0000 UTC]

I'm a Christian and not ashamed to admit it. I've got a response for every question.
0) watch porn
This is your own choice. If you want to risk messing up your life, fine. You aren't gonna be sent to hell for this, more likely the heart behind your doing it.
1) support the lgbt community
I'm not going to support them, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to hate them! They are people too, and I'm just going to hope that I can have a hand it helping them get out of a lifestyle that I believe is wrong. I'm just a special interest group, you know?
2) don't believe in god
There is a bit of thinking popularly known as 'Pascal's Wager'. In a nutshell, it states that: “If there isn't a god, and I believe in one, it doesn't matter. If there is a god and I don't believe in one, then I'm out of luck.”
10) swear
See (0) and (1). You won't be sent to hell for your actions, just the heart behind them and the denial that it is wrong.
11) masturbate
See above.
12) worship another god
See (2). Just, uh, make sure you've got the right one. ... You know what? That wasn't helpful.
20) love some of the same gender
See nearly everything else. If you believe in a god, and he says that is wrong, then either ignore your god, or decide to get another one, or stop doing it.
21) have sex before marriage
Good way to screw up someone's life. Either it's going to be your's, your partner's, or your possible child's. If you are going to do this without any intentions of marriage, then are you going to take responsibility if you guys have a child, and be a father/mother to it? Or are you going to abandon your partner and/or kill the child? Are you doing it out of pure selfishness, or will you actually accept the possible consequences? It's not the actions, it's the heart.
22) support abortions
This is where I draw the line. I don't know about you, but IMHO, if you did this to any other animal, PETA would be all over you. Just because this has gone on from the beginning of time doesn't mean that it is right! Is murder right? Why don't you just kill the baby AFTER it's born?!? Oh, wait, they already do that. Instead, why don't you just wait until it can talk, then ask your toddler if you can kill her or not. What is the difference? At 4 months, baby's nerve sensitive is higher that it ever will be later in life, and at 6 months, when a remarkable number of abortions are done, your unborn baby is dreaming and thinking! Oh, and did I mention that virtually all abortions have been used in...





...the making of your Coke? I'm not making it up, huge premiums are paid for the organs of aborted babies, and not one penny goes to the mother that just had the abortion. Oh, and live and whole is better. If you did this with a dolphin, regardless of whether the mother dolphin agreed to it or not (bear with me here), imagine the uproar! Not to mention the the human fetal tissue is cancer inducing, and has a direct link with the number of autism cases, a problem that adult skin scrapings don't have. Have a nice drink.
100) use contraception
See part one of (22).

But even if I did everything listed above for all of my life, and only know acknowledged that it was wrong, how could I not say that I would go to heaven? It's straight from the New Testament. I feel very sorry for anyone that has listened to someone that says otherwise. Christianity is about forgiveness, not accusation. Jesus was a direct descendant of a ex-harlot. And he had a devoted follower in another. He wasn't ashamed to admit either facts. If you do the things listed above, it must say something about your heart. Your actions don't matter, good or bad. It's your willingness to admit that you were wrong, and to accept the forgiveness offered to you.

Thank you for taking the time to read this.

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Eveskk In reply to Anzkji [2012-04-08 23:38:17 +0000 UTC]

You sound like a very capable Christian, since you obviously have the Bible memorized. Say, could you help me? I'm a bisexual Jew who enjoys reading and writing questionable fanfictions, and I plan on getting a tattoo. I'm afraid if I don't chang my ways now, I won't be accepted by hypocritical geniuses like you.

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i-stamp In reply to Anzkji [2012-03-29 08:00:51 +0000 UTC]

Pascal's Wager is calling for lip service. Belief because you want the reward and want to avoid the punishment. Not because you find the thing you're believing in appealing, justified or true.

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Mmkaay In reply to Anzkji [2012-03-29 00:34:13 +0000 UTC]

Very interesting comment from a 13 year old. I had VERY similar ways of thinking and arguments at your age, but they've changed. You have a lot to learn about life, young grasshopper.

My philosophy is that we just do what we believe we should do and what's right and then wait when we all die and see who's right. You can't stop people doing what they want with their lives anyways.

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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me In reply to Anzkji [2012-03-29 00:18:05 +0000 UTC]

...your way of thinking is exactly what I hate. People can't just "stop" loving who they love. It doesn't work that way. Also, there is no "right god" to believe it. And having sex before marriage is going to ruin your life? Really? Seriously? They're not going to get pregnant if they use contraception. Oh, but that's bad, too because it kills sperms. Sorry to tell you this, but sperms are cells and have very short lifespans. They die on their own with or without sex. Maybe we should just cut off every man's testicles because he's killing a potential baby just by having them hanging from his crotch. Maybe you should cut off your own right now, you baby killer. Also, abortion is sometimes needed. What if someone is raped or the baby is killing them? Are they just supposed to sit the whole thing out? You're male. You can't get pregnant so how about you stop shoving that on women?



Also: I don't drink Coke.

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Netosis In reply to Anzkji [2012-03-29 00:10:06 +0000 UTC]

I'm Christain and believe a lot of this (but the contraception is crap. How many kids do YOU want to have?) My friend has had an abortion after being raped. I'm sorry if you think she needs to repent.

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esalaka In reply to ??? [2012-03-28 23:05:09 +0000 UTC]

Okay everyone who has posted something that is not constructive I want you to read this please.

What you are witnessing here is a stamp that shows that some people are waaaay too keen on declaring everyone is going to hell (see WBC) and basically just claiming things based on nothing.

The bible doesn't literally condemn all that many of these activities and regardless of whether or not it does, the Old Testament is not to be taken literally by Christians. A lot of it is simply stuff that you can't take literally and still live in a modern society.

Let me repeat: Nobody is claiming this has anything to do with the teachings of Christianity, any church or the Bible at all but rather with individuals who have an attitude like this.

OR SOMETHING.
NOW STOP COMPLAINING PLEASE :<

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Joey3100 In reply to ??? [2012-03-28 23:03:22 +0000 UTC]

This stamp is absolutley retarted.

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The-Badass-One In reply to Joey3100 [2012-03-29 21:36:30 +0000 UTC]

The sweet irony in your comment

it brings tears to my eyes

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Joey3100 In reply to The-Badass-One [2012-03-29 22:01:25 +0000 UTC]

Then cry.

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MikahInk In reply to Joey3100 [2012-03-29 04:26:25 +0000 UTC]

What's retarted? Is it some kind of food?

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minkoizwr In reply to MikahInk [2013-09-19 04:36:55 +0000 UTC]

its a tart that turned into another tart :>

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Joey3100 In reply to MikahInk [2012-03-29 19:31:18 +0000 UTC]

it's against God, retarted means dumb, (not meaning autism in this case) alright?

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MikahInk In reply to Joey3100 [2012-03-29 19:35:35 +0000 UTC]

Huh...no.

You misspelled it. That's why I went lol'd at you.

Retarded is how you spelled it. Retarted sounded like a some kind of food. And now I'm hungry. A tart sounded pretty yummy right now.

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MikahInk In reply to MikahInk [2012-03-29 19:43:29 +0000 UTC]

a some kind of food.

Please excuse my grammar.

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EWilloughby In reply to MikahInk [2012-03-29 16:34:38 +0000 UTC]

If one tart isn't enough... retart! Retart until you have enough tarts!

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MikahInk In reply to EWilloughby [2012-03-29 19:35:50 +0000 UTC]

Now I'm hungry!

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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me In reply to Joey3100 [2012-03-28 23:13:38 +0000 UTC]

Learn to read.

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Joey3100 In reply to Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me [2012-03-28 23:18:04 +0000 UTC]

I did

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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me In reply to Joey3100 [2012-03-28 23:19:08 +0000 UTC]

Obviously not.

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LaurenC3967 In reply to ??? [2012-03-28 22:24:23 +0000 UTC]

OMG I do all of this (except the believe in a different god) on a daily basis... shit I'm going to hell... -.-" XD

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antigravity93 In reply to ??? [2012-03-28 21:53:06 +0000 UTC]

*cough*everyone who supports abortion is already born *cough*

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PlusPurple In reply to antigravity93 [2012-03-29 01:24:01 +0000 UTC]

You don't say?

It would be impossible for the unborn to support abortion, because they don't have a working mind to support anything. Including 'life'.

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LaurettaChan In reply to antigravity93 [2012-03-28 23:25:21 +0000 UTC]

So because we're born we need to make sure that every fetus is born? That makes no sense whatsoever.

I should also mention that fetuses cannot feel physical pain until the 8th month of pregnancy, and abortions are illegal after the 20th week, (at least in most places) so they are not hurt when they are aborted.

Also, since you're male, what say in the matter of abortions do you have? None. You will never have to worry about becoming pregnant when you don't want to be, so you should pull your nose out of the issue.

Also, since you're male, you must have ejaculated many times even if you're a virgin who never masturbates. Thus, you have killed millions of sperm cells in your lifetime, but you've never mourned over your doomed sperm, have you? Why is it sad when a fetus dies, but not when all your sperm cells do? Sperm are potential babies too, but you aren't crying over them.

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ChiantiArts In reply to ??? [2012-03-28 21:49:35 +0000 UTC]

Rick Santorum can go to hell because of those things.

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Zodiaxia In reply to ??? [2012-03-28 21:30:52 +0000 UTC]

Sorry for this, but this reminds of that song: Little boy, you're going to HELL! >:0

Hell should be bursting over by now.
What I can't understand though, is that if you don't believe in a God who tells you
to believe in them or you're going to Hell, How can you go to Hell in the first place?

It makes no sense.

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Flaming-Hailstorm In reply to ??? [2012-03-28 21:19:27 +0000 UTC]

By the sound of this, Hell is the place to be!

Those crazy people can keep their clouds and choir songs. The rest of us will have hot shameless orgies in the pits of fire, kthx.

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Aniki-Yao-Wang In reply to Flaming-Hailstorm [2012-03-29 07:38:17 +0000 UTC]

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Ferkru In reply to ??? [2012-03-28 21:16:39 +0000 UTC]

i'm christian, and i fucking hate christians and catholics who are stupids and intolerant

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Gray-Rose In reply to ??? [2012-03-28 20:02:54 +0000 UTC]

I believe in the Man Upstairs and I agree that this logic is crazy and the reason religion gets a bad name after . That and I find it plain arrogant to pass judgement like that. What right does one human being have to judge the other?

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PumpkinBum In reply to ??? [2012-03-28 19:57:38 +0000 UTC]

EVEN with your NICE BOLD EDIT, you don't exactly seem to separate extremists who think in black and white from religious people who actually care for others and put their faith to good use.

Your flash thing says: anyone opposing this is an idiot.

Just because someone is against one of these things doesn't mean they should be stamped with the 'SILLY RELIGIOUS WACKO' brand.
There's plenty of logic if you want to look deeper, but do carry on using the weakest argument, the least 'logical' to our society, over and over, despite hundreds of legit reasons - it makes it easier to argue that way. Straw man theory, look it up.
BUT HEY it's just so much easier to stereotype, isn't it..?

THIS mindset I find even more hilarious. The biggest problem with us is that we're all only human.

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Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me In reply to PumpkinBum [2012-03-28 20:33:22 +0000 UTC]

Then you obviously can't read. Not once did I state that all religious people think this way. Not once did I say it included all of them.

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PumpkinBum In reply to Haters-Gonna-Hate-Me [2012-03-28 21:21:51 +0000 UTC]

haha, I love how we both know that you did mean exactly that.

and obviously you can't read because I didn't say what you just accused me of...

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Ceiling-Dweller In reply to PumpkinBum [2012-03-28 22:52:20 +0000 UTC]

A weak statement to cover your weak butthurtedness.
As an impartial judge, you really should learn how to read, mein freund. HGHM's in the right here, I don't see one bit of her ever saying anything that points to ALL religious people in this stamp. It's extreme because it's meant to get a point across.

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PumpkinBum In reply to Ceiling-Dweller [2012-03-29 17:19:09 +0000 UTC]

dude 'learn to read' as he says. I didn't accuse him of that, I say it has strong suggestions: he doesn't say that these people are extremists, or different at all to anyone else.

I'm not accusing, just writing an opinion.

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