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HazardOfChaos — Cartman pwned: 5d's part 3

Published: 2009-01-14 17:25:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 7655; Favourites: 53; Downloads: 7
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Description The third part of the Aki burns Cartman comic series. It took me a while to get right and I drew it AND used Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator to get the color and speech bubbles in. It was a nightmare to do really, cuz I kept messing up really important details and had to do it over. On top of that I had to redo 1/2 the work at one point because the original file somehow got damaged and unusable. Anyway here's part 3 as requested by popular demand I can't believe how much of an evil mind I've developed Now I KNOW my friends are to blame Reason: I put 3 of the most vicious people in cartoon/anime history to kill- I mean brutally torture Cartman in the last panel.If anyone's wondering about the corner box in the last panel. It's Yusei and Aki looking at each other in love and Crow hiding in the bushes with a video camera to blackmail Yusei. As for why AKi and Yusei aren't too happy to see Cartman in the 4th panel, they already hate the fat nazi and Cartman had dropped in while they were having a romantic moment together.

Oh yeah fans of Rua/Leo and Ruka/Luna, if you wanna kill Cartman, feel free.
Cartman:WHAT?!
me: Just don't kill him TOO badly I need him to torture him some more.
Cartman: Well f-ck you assho-!
me: Cartman if I were you I wouldn't say what I think you were about to say...unless you want to meet my cousins for round 2 *grinning evilly*
Cartman: O_O ...no way man!
me: good fat boy. Maybe you finally learned something after all.
Kyle: Yeah, right Cartman's so fat it clogs his walnut size brain
Stan, Kenny and me:
*army of Rua and Ruka fangirls show up*
Fangirls: GET HIM!!*chases Cartman*
Cartman: GODDAMMIT!!!*runs like hell*
Me, Kenny, Kyle and Stan:
Stan: How'd they know Cartman was here
Me: *smilling evilly* I told them after they saw this comic.

Originals
Part 1 [link]
Part 2 [link]

Photoshop versions
Part 1 [link]
Part 2 [link]

Aki's house of pain sidestory [link]

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh 5d's, Family Guy or South Park. Dammit *goes to use Cartman as a punching bag*
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Comments: 656

kittycatgirl21 In reply to ??? [2009-01-17 00:34:35 +0000 UTC]

haha

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 00:39:31 +0000 UTC]

his fault for messing with someone who takes self defense martial arts

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 00:40:10 +0000 UTC]

lol yeah it is

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 00:44:32 +0000 UTC]

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 00:47:19 +0000 UTC]

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 00:54:34 +0000 UTC]

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 00:56:49 +0000 UTC]

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 01:00:55 +0000 UTC]

Hmm...I got it! Hey Mrs. Broflovski! Cartman sang that song again!!
Sheila: What? What? WHAT?!

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 01:02:24 +0000 UTC]

yeah and he wouldnt stop

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 01:10:26 +0000 UTC]

Sheila: Well that young man will be punished !!

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 01:11:54 +0000 UTC]

me: awesome! ...i mean yeah he should be!

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 01:23:41 +0000 UTC]

Sheila: Thank you for telling me this *goes after Cartman*
Cartman: SON OF A BITCH! *runs away*
Me: Damn, much as I HATE to admit it, Cartman's right. She's a big fat bitch.

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 01:32:18 +0000 UTC]

i dont think she is sometimes i do becuz i think shes to hard on poor kyle

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 01:33:46 +0000 UTC]

I know what you mean but at the same time she's made a small issue spiral outta control time and again

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 01:35:22 +0000 UTC]

yeah true

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 01:36:44 +0000 UTC]

And in a literal sense Cartman has a point. If you'll excuse me...*goes to wash mouth out with soap*

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 01:37:43 +0000 UTC]

eww how does it taste?

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 01:43:00 +0000 UTC]

*twitching* ...don't...wanna...talk about it...

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 01:43:58 +0000 UTC]

oooo

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 01:46:01 +0000 UTC]

...next time I'll use mouthwash...

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 01:49:22 +0000 UTC]

yeah i think that's a bit better

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 01:51:31 +0000 UTC]

ughh....I'll try to get the taste of soap outta my mouth

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 01:54:47 +0000 UTC]

good luck

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 01:55:14 +0000 UTC]

gonna need it...

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 01:58:43 +0000 UTC]

here *hands u mouth wash* its minty fresh

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 02:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanks *uses mouthwash* Well that worked.

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 02:02:13 +0000 UTC]

very good ^^

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 02:03:00 +0000 UTC]

Least I'm not tasting soap anymore...

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 02:04:45 +0000 UTC]

u got that right... hey what happened to cartman?

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 02:08:14 +0000 UTC]

Me: hey there he is
Sheila: If you ever sing that accursed song again, I'll have an extra strength V-chip implanted into your head!!!
Me: oh man I hope she does!

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 02:11:16 +0000 UTC]

Me: ooooo i hope so 2

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 02:13:35 +0000 UTC]

Me: I can picture it now...*thinking back to South Park movie*

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 02:14:45 +0000 UTC]

i cant

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 02:24:43 +0000 UTC]

Check out these vids to imagine it...

Cartman's Screws: [link]
Eric Cartman- O Holy Night: [link]

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-17 02:31:57 +0000 UTC]

okay

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-17 02:35:40 +0000 UTC]

I just watched this one South Park-the swearing [link]

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-19 19:10:48 +0000 UTC]

lol that was funny (i couldnt watch this because i was at my dad's house )

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HazardOfChaos In reply to kittycatgirl21 [2009-01-19 21:07:03 +0000 UTC]

oh ok

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kittycatgirl21 In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-20 12:40:37 +0000 UTC]

haha

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prfctcellrulz In reply to ??? [2009-01-15 05:46:54 +0000 UTC]

Me/Matrix Prime: Can I join in? I'm jewish and I was EXTREMELY offeded by his comments!

--
VIVA NO MA'AM! JOIN THE National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood!

Screw the rules, I have MONEY!!! !

That's it, Moto! You are SO DEAD!!!!

This is my KaibaCopter! (Trademark!)

I'm Seto Kaiba, and this is my blimp! It's roughly 1/3rd the size of my EGO! !

Shut up, Mokuba, you're getting a Tarantula and YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!
(Seto Kaiba, my hero/idol, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series!)

I am selling my soul for Yu-Gi-Oh! cards! Check my Journal for info!

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HazardOfChaos In reply to prfctcellrulz [2009-01-15 05:55:30 +0000 UTC]

Me: Go ahead! Join on in! He deserves it anyways.
Cartman: Fuck both you guys!!
Me: *sighs* You don't learn do you? Guys here are your weapons. *gives you a sledgehammer, Camille a baseball bat, Marvel a golf club, Stewie a taser, and Malik his spiked bat*

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prfctcellrulz In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-15 06:00:11 +0000 UTC]

Me/Matrix: OBELISK, SLIFER, RA! COMBINED ATTACKS!!!!

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VIVA NO MA'AM! JOIN THE National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood!

Screw the rules, I have MONEY!!! !

That's it, Moto! You are SO DEAD!!!!

This is my KaibaCopter! (Trademark!)

I'm Seto Kaiba, and this is my blimp! It's roughly 1/3rd the size of my EGO! !

Shut up, Mokuba, you're getting a Tarantula and YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!
(Seto Kaiba, my hero/idol, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series!)

I am selling my soul for Yu-Gi-Oh! cards! Check my Journal for info!

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HazardOfChaos In reply to prfctcellrulz [2009-01-15 06:02:07 +0000 UTC]

Whoa...that was AWESOME!! Hopefully he's still alive though. I STILL have more tortures to plan for him.

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prfctcellrulz In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-15 06:05:47 +0000 UTC]

Me/Matrix: WAIT! I'm NOT done yet! (Snaps fingers) Oh gentlemen... (Cybertron Optimus Prime, Cybertron Galvatron and Animated Ultra Magnus enter) Sic 'im!

(Scene due to UNIMAGINABLE Transformer-related Violence on Cartman!)

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VIVA NO MA'AM! JOIN THE National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood!

Screw the rules, I have MONEY!!! !

That's it, Moto! You are SO DEAD!!!!

This is my KaibaCopter! (Trademark!)

I'm Seto Kaiba, and this is my blimp! It's roughly 1/3rd the size of my EGO! !

Shut up, Mokuba, you're getting a Tarantula and YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!
(Seto Kaiba, my hero/idol, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series!)

I am selling my soul for Yu-Gi-Oh! cards! Check my Journal for info!

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HazardOfChaos In reply to prfctcellrulz [2009-01-15 06:07:38 +0000 UTC]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! NO WAY HE SURVIVED THAT!!
Cartman: owwww....

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prfctcellrulz In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-15 06:24:25 +0000 UTC]

Me/Matrix: (Summons Primus and Unicron!) You know the drill! !!!

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VIVA NO MA'AM! JOIN THE National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood!

Screw the rules, I have MONEY!!! !

That's it, Moto! You are SO DEAD!!!!

This is my KaibaCopter! (Trademark!)

I'm Seto Kaiba, and this is my blimp! It's roughly 1/3rd the size of my EGO! !

Shut up, Mokuba, you're getting a Tarantula and YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!
(Seto Kaiba, my hero/idol, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series!)

I am selling my soul for Yu-Gi-Oh! cards! Check my Journal for info!

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HazardOfChaos In reply to prfctcellrulz [2009-01-15 16:37:52 +0000 UTC]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! Only my friend Frost would be THAT cruel!

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prfctcellrulz In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-15 22:33:32 +0000 UTC]

Well, before I became Autobot Supreme Commander, I USED to be a Decepticon! That, and I'm related to Megatron/Galvatron!

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VIVA NO MA'AM! JOIN THE National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood!

Screw the rules, I have MONEY!!! !

That's it, Moto! You are SO DEAD!!!!

This is my KaibaCopter! (Trademark!)

I'm Seto Kaiba, and this is my blimp! It's roughly 1/3rd the size of my EGO! !

Shut up, Mokuba, you're getting a Tarantula and YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!
(Seto Kaiba, my hero/idol, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series!)

I am selling my soul for Yu-Gi-Oh! cards! Check my Journal for info!

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HazardOfChaos In reply to prfctcellrulz [2009-01-16 01:56:09 +0000 UTC]

whoa...I hope you get to meet my friend Frost. He's a huge Transormers fan like you

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prfctcellrulz In reply to HazardOfChaos [2009-01-16 05:01:23 +0000 UTC]

Where is he/she?

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VIVA NO MA'AM! JOIN THE National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood!

Screw the rules, I have MONEY!!! !

That's it, Moto! You are SO DEAD!!!!

This is my KaibaCopter! (Trademark!)

I'm Seto Kaiba, and this is my blimp! It's roughly 1/3rd the size of my EGO! !

Shut up, Mokuba, you're getting a Tarantula and YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!
(Seto Kaiba, my hero/idol, Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series!)

I am selling my soul for Yu-Gi-Oh! cards! Check my Journal for info!

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