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We were a couple miles outside of Teufort, on the edge of the Badlands when the camper broke down. I remember saying something like, "Hey, that smoke pouring from the hood doesn't smell like the usual kind" just as the engine had a heart attack and died. Damn coward of an automobile, Pyro and I were on a cocktail of drugs so potent they could give God himself a hangover, but the van couldn't handle one lousy little 36-hour roadtrip before it kicked the bucket.

We had two high-powered rifles, a knapsack of fireworks, a half-can of kerosene, a flamethrower fashioned out of a gas pump and a stove burner, and five jars of my own urine in the back, and as I dragged myself to the nearest payphone all I could think of was the look on whatever young, naive mechanic they were sending's face if he were to open the door and see all of that at once.

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We were a couple miles outside of Teufort, on the edge of the Badlands when the camper broke down. I remember saying something like, "Hey, that smoke pouring from the hood doesn't smell like the usual kind" just as the engine had a heart attack and died. Damn coward of an automobile, Pyro and I were on a cocktail of drugs so potent they could give God himself a hangover, but the van couldn't handle one lousy little 36-hour roadtrip before it kicked the bucket.

We had two high-powered rifles, a knapsack of fireworks, a half-can of kerosene, a flamethrower fashioned out of a gas pump and a stove burner, and five jars of my own urine in the back, and as I dragged myself to the nearest payphone all I could think of was the look on whatever young, naive mechanic they were sending's face if he were to open the door and see all of that at once.