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So.. i had a terrible ending in mass Effect 3( as if there was a happy ending) and i decided to make my own with blackjack and hookers.Yes it's cliche and seems boring for some people, but i made this just for fun and not to offend someone who likes the ending.
About that watermelon
The food of humans, asari, or salarians (who evolved in levo-amino acid-based biospheres), will at best pass through turian systems without providing any nutrition.
from wiki, so i hope he's okay.
All characters are belong to bioware, i own nothing
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Comments: 1057
Paradox-OS In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 21:17:56 +0000 UTC]
I actually liked the ending(s) for ME3.
BUT.
But.
I'm not immune to wishful thinking. I would have loved for my FShep to run away with Garrus or my MShep to retire happily with Kaidan.
If this was a canon ending I would have taken it in a heartbeat.
Also hi, I love that Mordin is singing there. Mordin no what are you doing.
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GreenVixxen In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 21:01:43 +0000 UTC]
Yes! Double cool for Futurama reference!
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Naomibatchi In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:58:25 +0000 UTC]
This made my day.
I like having endings that are sad, as they're different from the norm but since all of them are sad and very dues ex machina-ness. There should have been a happy ending that doesn't involve using multiplayer to help get the galaxy alertness up.
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Talis-Man In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:52:37 +0000 UTC]
if I could, I would take this picture, go to Bioware HQ, find the Jackass responsible for that stab-throught-the-heart of a shitty ending, and just, SLAM it into his/her face so hard that his/her skull would implode......or, no, better yet, I would Biotic Charge it into his/her face. yeah.....
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Kvakva In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:49:11 +0000 UTC]
Can you make one with a male Shepard?
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Richard69 In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:47:21 +0000 UTC]
yea i never played any of the mass effect games but i been hearing about the tirrible ending of the game. my ending for me always end with a big ORGY!!!
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igreeny In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:46:29 +0000 UTC]
there is no party without halfnaked chick covered with tattos .. you forgot about Jack .. that menas fail
nah i am just fooling around its awesome !
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PurpleWhisper In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:46:05 +0000 UTC]
That has massively cheered me up. Thanks for creating it
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BartekDanielak In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:43:02 +0000 UTC]
Great! That's how it should be...
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Cardboredbox In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:28:52 +0000 UTC]
I love the atmosphere of the piece. <3<3 So happy!!!
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BlackRain1678 In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:23:21 +0000 UTC]
I know what you mean But hope spring eternal:
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amiko16 In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:19:47 +0000 UTC]
Anyone have a bucket I can borrow for my tears? D:
This is fantastic
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Eclode In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:17:21 +0000 UTC]
oh my god, your art!
also, garrusxtali, can't unsee!
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Shaleene1 In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:13:29 +0000 UTC]
LOL little wrex plushy I want one!
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iCrypto In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:13:04 +0000 UTC]
Why'd you put Mordin, but not Legion?
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Hellstern In reply to iCrypto [2012-03-14 20:15:59 +0000 UTC]
When i balance the composition i just couldn't get them all in onepeice and still look good.
so no offence)
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LiaraTsoni72049 In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:11:36 +0000 UTC]
As far as I'm concerned, the whole 'new form of life' was just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo bullshit. Shepard survived the synthesis and was sent somewhere safe, the mass relays are still working, and everyone is alive. Liara, Garrus, Tali, Joker, EDI, everyone.
And I expect the fan fiction to follow suit!
So you're right on target.
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JennWestberg In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:10:34 +0000 UTC]
I so wish ME had ended like this! I was really hoping for a happy ending option.
I really love everything about this. Especially the colors, they're so vibrant.
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zetra3 In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:03:27 +0000 UTC]
Hey look, Tali is using another Emergency induction port!
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Tench In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 20:03:14 +0000 UTC]
Вот просто спасибо огромное за это QwQ *человек, не нашедший ни одного не-ужасного конца в МЕ3*
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Dahgnear In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 19:53:41 +0000 UTC]
This is totally what should have happened.
Love it!
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merrypaws In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 19:50:05 +0000 UTC]
I that Miranda with Wrex plushie? You just made my night!
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GruntJoe In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 19:49:41 +0000 UTC]
Nice Futurama/Bender reference in the description, but shouldn't Joke be getting a lap dance from EDI? lol
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ExevaloN In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 19:45:39 +0000 UTC]
The doctor's karaoke sessions must be akin to hearing someone talking on fast forward, then a slight pause for air, and then the final word lol.
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Phyrean In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 19:37:41 +0000 UTC]
Glyph is a Disco-Ball: Check.
FemShep: Check.
Mordin Karaoke: Check.
Liara in hot dress: Check, check and check.
TaliGarrus and an emergency induction port: Check.
This image is full of win
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RogueofAsgard In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 19:34:52 +0000 UTC]
this is being added to my headcanon.
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Ossborn In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 19:32:16 +0000 UTC]
Your picture made me smile for the first time since 3 days (which is since I reached the end of the game)
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soulfreeze In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 19:28:55 +0000 UTC]
Holy s**t, what the crap happened?
WAIT DON'T TELL ME.
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McGovernArts In reply to ??? [2012-03-14 19:18:27 +0000 UTC]
I love this. Here is hoping for a DLC that changes the ending.
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Riveriia In reply to McGovernArts [2012-03-14 19:28:54 +0000 UTC]
There's a 17th ending. No one's figured out what it is, but BioWare's laughing at all of us. The rumor is that if you beat ME3 twice with two different characters imported from the other games, it unlocks the 17th ending
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McGovernArts In reply to Riveriia [2012-03-15 04:56:51 +0000 UTC]
There is no 17th ending. What there referring to is the stargazer and the kid talking about Shepard's story after the credits roll. The only way to see it is to import a save from the previous game or if you don't have that you have to play through it twice.
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Riveriia In reply to McGovernArts [2012-03-15 19:55:26 +0000 UTC]
xPPPP seriously? I hate the stargazer scene, it ruins any fantasies I might have had that they rebuilt all the relays. Like... SERIOUSLY?? the whole thing was some grandpa telling a kid about Shepard? FFF It makes me mad x.x If they'd left that part out, I would have been happy.
DAMN i was psyched for a 17th ending x.x
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McGovernArts In reply to Riveriia [2012-03-16 08:05:12 +0000 UTC]
I know. You should sign the petitions going around to change the ending. There were so many plot hols it hurts the brain. How unfair is it that the Quorians finaly get back there homeworld and because they came to help fight for earth now there stuck.
Watch this it makes some great points. [link]
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Riveriia In reply to McGovernArts [2012-03-16 15:39:49 +0000 UTC]
I hear BioWare's making a DLC to change the ending tho o-o is that just another rumor?
BUTTT I would absolutely love if they made a Mass Effect 4. But only if I get to play as Shepard again
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McGovernArts In reply to Riveriia [2012-03-17 02:38:40 +0000 UTC]
I wish. But Shepard's story is done for. There will be a 4th game but it wont have Shepard in it. At least you wont be playing as him. Bioware did say that you should hold on to your save games, implying there will be a future Mass Effect game. I HOPE HOPE HOPE they change the ending with a DLC. Even if they just get rid of the plot holes.
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Riveriia In reply to McGovernArts [2012-03-17 05:10:28 +0000 UTC]
Damn it x.x I so want to play more game as my Shepard. That was one of my favorite things about BioWare games.
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RoboFajita In reply to Riveriia [2012-03-14 19:45:50 +0000 UTC]
Hmm, I may have to test this theory out.
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